Bite Me!

Ask me stuff or roleplay if you want, I don't care. Just follow the rules, okay?

[uzi-doormans-blog]

××General Info××

So this is my blog. You can ask me stuff, or don't. I don't really care. As long as you follow the rules and don't try to kill me or something. Sometimes my friends (yes, I have those) hang around here. They're also open to talk if their around. I go by she/her, they/them, and it/its. Mostly she/her.

The door is: OPEN

I am: Chillin'

××Statuses××

N is: Doodling (available)

V is: Hunting (unavailable)

××Rules××

× Don't come here if you don't want spoilers!

× You can roleplay or whatever, I don't mind.

× Gore and violence are fine. I eat drones, it's not like I'm squeamish.

× I don't mess with that 18+ stuff, alright? So don't try it!

× I don't have to answer you. If you're being rude, or if I just don't like the vibe, I'm not gonna respond.

× If you're anon and planning to come here a lot, at least use an identifier. Emoji, name, I don't care.

× Crossovers are cool. I like meeting dudes from other universes.

× Cringe culture died with the humans, if you don't like my posts, scroll on, suckerzz!

× Look, all the memes and stuff are funny, but if your ask is just a picture or something, you're better off tagging me in a post. I won't answer random pictures anymore, they clog up my inbox.

× If it looks like I'm getting soft, I'm not!! N's just been telling me to be nicer..

× I'm scene and emo. A lot of my art here will have razors and stuff in them, so please. Keep your triggers in mind when going through my blog.

× Please don't send me things about funds. I'm a robot from another planet, I can't help.

××DNI××

× Xeno-/trans-/homophobes

× anti-furry/alterhuman/regressor

× ablists

× Racists

× Nazis

× Radqueers

× pro/dark/comship

× Anti-Endogenic/willogenic plurality

If you're one of these, you can BITE ME!

××Out of Character under the cut××

I am in no way related to Glitch Productions or the producers of Murder Drones - this is a fan blog and is filled with headcanons

This blog is run/modded by @the-terrarium-collective !!

Speaking looks like this or "this"

×actions look like this×

Names are colored in relation to the character (If it's hard to read, I can stop doing this for your asks, just say something <3)

We reserve the right to delete any ask for any reason. It's not necessarily because it's bad or we're uncomfortable, sometimes it's just. Hard to find a response

Anon list found here: https://www.tumblr.com/uzi-doormans-blog/760345983319146496/anon-list?source=share

××Mod/ooc list××

[🐛] (any)

Raf: > 🖥️ (he/him)

Uzi: >🧷🦇 (she/they/it/ze)

Melissa: - 🐈‍⬛🍞 (she/her)

Caz: ||🦈💥|| (He/him)

★🌌🐕‍🦺 (she/they/it)

Mona: -🗡️🔥 (she/her + Swear neos)

Theodore: – 🖋️ (he/him)

Kogs/Tails: – ⚙️🦊 (He/fox)

Ziggy: -🎉 (he/they)

Anybody on the mod list who only has emojis wishes to not be named and asks you to only call them their emojis or pronouns <:) -🌌🐕‍🦺

[uzi-doormans-blog]

> Just purged the inbox. Some of that stuff was from 2024, it needed to be done

> Anyway, inbox is empty. Gonna try getting this blog more active again

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I'm going to find you and pat your head. This is a threat/j

I will bite your fingers off.

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I cast a spell so both sides of your pillow are warm tonight

-🥖

Why would you do this to me </3

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A question for V. V, how do you keep your Knife Blade Hands sharpened?

Well, they get sharpened when they're switched out for something else, but I like to use a whetstone on them every now and then for a better cut.

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( could I leave you some asks if that’s okay ? )

Of course! Just know that we probably won't get to them for a while because our hyperfixation has changed and spoons are low :']

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Uzi doorman how do you feel about the fact that Im in lesbians for you

I mean. I can't really do anything with that information and I already know I'm hot. But thanks for sharing anyway.

[uzi-doormans-blog]

> Just a heads up, our hyperfixation has changed to Pressure (Roblox), so we prolly won't be here much for a while. Still gonna drop by and all, but it's not unlikely that any asks are gonna rot in the ask box for a long time.

> 🧷🦇

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*a semi tall worker picks you up* this my friend now we get some soft tacos later ^^ *runs away*

HEY! Put me down!!

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Time to wrap it up, only one more day left of gay month/silly

-🥖

Dang it... Back to making straight guns ig.

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What would happen if I just appointed myself as the artist of your responses? Like, I just started drawing them and such

(I'm probably gonna do it anyway mwehehehehe)

{That'd actually be really sick!! Just be sure to tag us, please :D}

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*Heavy breathing*

@scjohnson-enlightened

ew get your capitalist breath away from me ew ewww

[gojakenks]

Here ya go, @uzi-doormans-blog

[uzi-doormans-blog]

*Heavy breathing*

@scjohnson-enlightened

ew get your capitalist breath away from me ew ewww

[uzi-doormans-blog]

we’re going to execute you!

[image ID: SpongeBob and Patrick holding hands and looking at each other with wide smiles and big lashes]

Really?

[uzi-doormans-blog]

It’s gay month, Uzi. You know what that means.

-🥖

Huh? What?? Do you want me to like- make gay guns??

[terrarium-crafts]

Welcome, friends, to the nebula! This is a creative sideblog of @i-wanna-be-a-lil-creechur , where you can request things for us to make. Keep in mind, we are fairly new to making most of these things, so we may not be too great. Gentle advice and tips are much appreciated :) /gen

Products

[Pt; Products]

Moodboards: Open!

Stimboards: Open!

Userboxes: Open!

ID packs: Closed :(

DNI (link)

Rules (link)

Tag Guide (link)

Blacklist (link)

Whitelist (link)

ID/BAH Pack Info (WIP)

[uzi-doormans-blog]

I am going to light them on fire. Affectionately.