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I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

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richardjager-deactivated2023010

“Autism hasn’t got anything to do with it. He’s an asshole because he’s got about 70 different silver spoons shoved straight up his ass.”

-My Aunt Debbie, discussing Elon Musk after several glasses of Chianti.

akiyty

Aunt Debbie is right and she should drink up and say so

drst

Tumblr would like to buy Aunt Debbie several more rounds.

olderthannetfic

All hail Aunt Debbie

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Don’t be shocked when life starts to get good. You deserve that.

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theoreocat

I love when he gets food on his nose 💚

thoughtkick

“People go but how they leave always stays.”

— Rupi Kaur (via thoughtkick)

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Muffin & Cheese

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poems-and-word

“To whom do I owe the biggest apology? No one’s been crueler than I’ve been to me.”

— Alanis Morissette, Sorry to Myself (via music-and-quotes)

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“What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.”

— Chester Bennington

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“I learned the hard way that I cannot always count on others to respect my feelings - even if I respect theirs. Being a good person doesn’t guarantee that others will be good people. You only have control over yourself and how you choose to be as a person. As for others, you can only choose to accept them or walk away.”

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