tim has realized the best approach is to not make a big deal out of it like dick does
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tim has realized the best approach is to not make a big deal out of it like dick does
Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
Deaged jason who remembers exactly who he is but he's still sleepy and hangry and one second away from a tantrum 👶
Jason: *drumming fingers seriously as he stares at the batcomputer security cam*
Steph: *from the couch, where she’s eating chips* any change yet??
Jason: *slightly horrified* no. Not one.
Dick: what . . . are you doing?
Steph: three days ago we switched out Tim’s coffee with decaf
Jason: we thought he might get some sleep for once
Steph: but it’s like he ain’t even noticed.
Jason: *throwing hands up in frsutration* it’s two fucking am and he’s still studying in the kitchen. He doesn’t even LIKE studying
Dick:
Dick: I hate to say it, but—
Jason: *horrified* no
Steph: absolutely not
Dick: —have you considered that it was . . . never the caffeine?
Jason: *stares blankly at camera, which shows Tim finishing a stack of paperwork, calmly taking a sip of coffee, and grabbing another stack* are we sure he’s not a meta. Did we have him tested. How confident are we
Dick:
Steph: OH MY GOD DID YOU NEVER HAVE HIM TESTED??
[5 years after they went no-contact with each other]
wei wuxian: hey something's wrong, jiang cheng turned off location-sharing on his phone
Typical night of patrol lol
Based off of a post by @oh23
i want damian to bond with tim because tim's the only grave brother he has. like, dick and jason are idiots. they came straight from the golden era and have been through so much bullshit in their lives that the only thing they have going for them is their level of whimsy; so they treat everything like it's a scooby-doo adventure. damian grew up having to be jason's impulse control at the league and by the time he gets to gotham he's so fucking tired. dick isn't any different, because dick takes one look at damian and goes 'yeah this kid hasn't smiled once in the past five years i need to give him a childhood' and he just will not take anything seriously. in damian's mind, dick is just jason if jason was real fuckin' bendy, and damian's so over that.
but tim? fucking- joined the squad to stop batman from killing/suiciding himself on the street? had the deaths of all his loved ones faked as a fucking 16th birthday present? fucking joker junior? yeah tim doesn't have time to fuck around. damian considers tim a rival right up until they're working together on a case and tim says 'ok no messing around if we do this right we can get the job done in three minutes no bullshit,' and damian decides right then and there this is his favourite brother and they will be best friends.
Bruce, fighting Ra’s al Guhl: I will never let you take my son! Damian is—
Ra’s: Fool! I’m not here for Damian.
Bruce: …
Bruce: …then why are you here?
Ra’s: To recruit my one true successor—Timothy Drake!
Bruce: the fuck
Batman: *adopts Robin*
Every sane person:
Batman: the baby is exploiting me for justice!
*loud crash*
Batman: Dick! Put him down!
Clark: Don't you understand why this is wrong?!
Bruce, practically in tears: What do you want me to do about it??
Clark: Just don't drag a literal child out on the streets? Why is that so difficult—
Dick, materializing with a knife: I want to kill.
Clark: ....
Dick: 🔪
Clark: Okay, I see the problem.
Brothers that hate each other they said
And they were right
I drew Tim totally wrong so ignore his face this time
What Xie Xheng says: and marry a scholar and bear children
What Xie Zheng thinks: I will crawl out of my grave and murder any man who thinks he can marry you. I'll murder him, I'll murder his entire clan. Your children are my children and they will never call another man father.
Tim: Okay, Final argument time. Bruce Your arguments thus far against killing have been heart warming, but subjective. Jason your arguments for killing has been thought provoking, but again, subjective. For this final portion of this debate, that Steph has coined “Red Robin: Kill or No Kill” I will only be considering objective argument, with bonus points for empirical evidence. My fate is in your hands. Would Red Robin make a better impact on Gotham if he was open to killing unrepentant villains? Go!
Bruce, rubbing his temples: Tim are you really choosing your morals based on a debate?
Dick: He didn’t have morals pre-installed, this is how he gets them.
Steph: I lost the debate on why stalking is wrong years ago, so you guys can blame me for that one.
Damian: Enough chatter, begin the debate
Bruce: *sighs* Morally—
Tim: *pressed red button that makes a boo sound* Subjective
Bruce: Okay, We are not judge, jury and executioner. We are citizens. We have no right to take the lives of others. Doing so makes us no better than the criminals we fight every night. Killing is killing, intentions do not matter.
Duke: Idk that was pretty subjective.
Tim: I’ll allow it. Half a point for Bruce. Jason, rebuttal?
Jason, pulls out folder filled to the brim with annotated research papers, text books, and a personally written essay that contained a work cited: Intentions may not matter, but impact does. For example, Black Mask caused the death of 52 Gothamites this year. 46 last year, and 68 the year before, spanning back the last 10 years. If i killed black masked, I would be saving the lives of about 50 people a year. By killing one person, I would be preventing the deaths of hundreds of people, depending on whatever his natural lifespan would be.
Barbara: Is this the research paper you were working on in the Library? I thought that was for finals?
Jason: I finished up my finals last week, got a head start.
Tim: Wow, 3 points for the argument, 3 points for the data backing it up, and 3 extra points for doing research and citing your sources. Great Job Jason.
Dick: Bruce, as funny as I think this is, please don’t lose this debate. I think we’d be unleashing hell upon gotham if he gives himself the green light to murder.
Damian: *Taking notes with a very serious look on his face*
Dick: … And we need to set a good example
Bruce: *sighing* I didn’t want to say this but Jason brings up points for why Red Hood should kill. But not why Red Robin should kill. We have evidence that you should never go down that path in multiple different universes and futures where you become . . . gun batman.
Everyone: *silence*
Dick: He has a good point
Steph: Hate to say this but yea B won
Cass: Red Robin: No Kill
Barbara: That’s at least 10 points.
Jason: I have so many more points to make.. but you know what, I cede your argument
Tim:.. I thought we agreed never to talk about Gun Batman ever again
If I ever found out that my husband, his friends, his colleagues and his ex fiance were all continuously lying straight to my face about his identity.
I would need to be institutionalised.
A totally unbiased opinion!
I tried something
dick’s apartment has a never ending tim infestation
sometimes there’s more
Bruce: Tim?!? Why didn’t you wait for me to pay the ransom??
Tim casually walking into the Wayne Manor after escaping his kidnappers four days ago. With a concussion and a sprained ankle he hitchhiked through four states, created two new alias’s, solved a missing persons case and discovered a new cave system under Gotham along the way.
Tim: Who would pay? My parents are dead? And even if they were alive, Drake Industries doesn’t pay ransoms.
Bruce: I’m??? Your legal guardian??? I pay ransoms?? You’ve seen me pay ransoms for your brothers??
Tim: . . .
Tim: oh.