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@v-vii-swinburne-official
I don't know why Arquebus insists on me wasting my time with this. This seems like it should be be V.VIII's job. I'm not saying it's beneath me, but if it's what they want...
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Eat a mealworm and youll never find corporate rations to be that bad. Eat a ac size bulleyt. and youll ecplode
Truly, wiser words have never been spoken.
what if we made a new wepaon thatwas like. good witha bashao frmae...
You sound like you're half-drunk..! Is that any way to conduct yourself?
wHyyyy wouldthey give yyou so much alchjhool at a workevent if. yrour not suppsoesd to drinkit? stupidstupid corbportate
I don't suppose you might. Feel up to sharing? I've had a rough day.
yesgirllll come.here. istole soso many alcohol.sd
How do you know--!!... No, no.. It's no big deal.
Let's. Drink. Let's drink.
what if we made a new wepaon thatwas like. good witha bashao frmae...
You sound like you're half-drunk..! Is that any way to conduct yourself?
wHyyyy wouldthey give yyou so much alchjhool at a workevent if. yrour not suppsoesd to drinkit? stupidstupid corbportate
I don't suppose you might. Feel up to sharing? I've had a rough day.
what if we made a new wepaon thatwas like. good witha bashao frmae...
You sound like you're half-drunk..! Is that any way to conduct yourself?
Good morning Rubicon-3! I am Sarah, the head of BAWS Intercorporate Relations! With the worldwide events going on right now, our product is in high demand. We are-
Fuck it. Look, deal is, we are Belius Applied Weapons Systems. We did not forget where we come from.
Also, we're having some ComSec issues right now, so please dont eavesdrop on BAWS frequencies and find out where old warehouses are!
ill bring more tips in between adverts. might be rubiconian, but were still a business...
Intercorporate relations? Like you're an equal?? You're hardly a drop in the ocean compared to our might!
Well, I'm happy to see that my training discussing how cordial and uptight Arquebus is was a load of shit!
I'm terribly sorry for any insult I may have caused. You can report me to my superiors with this number: 420-ASS-HOLE Please include your full legal name and social security number so we at BAWS can properly reimburse you.
Tch..! You'd do well to respect your betters... Ignorant, mouthy brat!
Work where you can hear, and be heard.
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They’re not just posters on a wall, they’re how we operate, lead, and collaborate every day.
Good morning Rubicon-3! I am Sarah, the head of BAWS Intercorporate Relations! With the worldwide events going on right now, our product is in high demand. We are-
Fuck it. Look, deal is, we are Belius Applied Weapons Systems. We did not forget where we come from.
Also, we're having some ComSec issues right now, so please dont eavesdrop on BAWS frequencies and find out where old warehouses are!
ill bring more tips in between adverts. might be rubiconian, but were still a business...
Intercorporate relations? Like you're an equal?? You're hardly a drop in the ocean compared to our might!
SCHOOL GIRL LEVEL MOE, YOU🫵
Me..!? Moe? Never! I'd never stoop to that level of mass-market appeal--!!
This ... Website ...
Swinburne.
Rubicon has spoken... Seems you and Rusty get to keep those syrups you freaks call "energy drinks". I don't get why you don't just drink coffee like the rest of us
- V.II "Snail"
I do drink coffee, but sometimes I just need a pick-me-up that doesn't take time to prepare!
Swinburne I love you Swinburne
Puts your head in my mouth
W-wha!?
Get me out of here!?
What the hell do you think you're doing!?
Nile has Balam had you do an autism screening yet
Because the results may or may not make some things make sense
Why would they have me do that? Im perfectly normal and functional, and as long as Im doing my job, they dont care. I can stare at the numbers and grids for hours and be happy, and do it well. AC combat is hardly different, its all a science. Theres a pattern to it all, and if Im left to analyze that, Balam and I are both satisfied. So it clearly makes no sense to take a screening for something like autism, which I am confident I do not have anyways.
None of that disqualifies you from being autistic, you know.
I didn't get a diagnosis until I was 22. It made a lot of things slide into place for me.
What a bizarrely eventful few days I've had... All those back-to-back skirmishes ..
If you are one of the 12 people excited for V.II Snail then rejoice, for today is for you. I have to make a model sheet for everyone, including Mr. Arquebus himself.
I feel like this image readily explains why everyone is wearing pants over their muscle tracer suits.
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Oh, wow... It even includes surgeries...
[he calls his superiors, leaning on his hand and staring at the screen, eyes half lidded. It takes about ten minutes before somebody picks up.]
Snail.
[he immediately sits upright.]
A.IV, greetings. Im here to discuss the situation with V.VII Swinburne. I wanted to know if we could extend her healthcare benefits to cover transitioning.
[they hum.]
Why?
[he opens a binder and pulls out several sheets of paper, stapled together at the corner. They let him get through two pages before they stop him.]
Stop, stop. I understand now.
[he nods, and stops reading, looking up from his essay.]
Splendid. Thank you kindly, A.IV. That was all.
[they hang up.]
