Gun Two of the Redguns

Tactician of Balam's AC squad.

[porcelainhandler]

621 has been mia for a while. hm...

...no, it's leash is tight enough.

[g2-nile-official]

Maybe they just took a job for Balam under your nose! Wouldn't be the first time.

[belius-applied-weapons-systems]

Good morning Rubicon-3! I am Sarah, the head of BAWS Intercorporate Relations! With the worldwide events going on right now, our product is in high demand. We are-

Fuck it. Look, deal is, we are Belius Applied Weapons Systems. We did not forget where we come from.

Also, we're having some ComSec issues right now, so please dont eavesdrop on BAWS frequencies and find out where old warehouses are!

ill bring more tips in between adverts. might be rubiconian, but were still a business...

[viktor-sbor]

A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.

[g2-nile-official]

i wish. so dearly. that my subordinates would pay attention when i issue orders. ive spent most of the past few months just cleaning up messes that never would have been made if they listened...

[michigangreatestfan]

G1 Michigan's bosom is ample

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[gunning-for-4]

Uh. Hey. G4, Volta here. Finally made it to the party.

Not quite sure I'm supposed to be... alive? Considering I got direct-impacted by a grenade during Wallcimber.

Someone fill me in on what happened while I was gone.

[g2-nile-official]

Pretty sure your buddy and a Vesper are dating.

[gunning-for-4]

Volta! Good to have you back, but uh.. Werent you reported KIA during wallclimber? Well, nice having another set of hands on the Redguns.

-G5 Nile

Nile? When did you become G5? You get demoted? Suits you, asshole.

Anyways. Yeah, I'm, pretty sure I died? I'm not gonna question it. Might have been a good-luck charm or something that kept me going.

[invincible-rummy-official]

IIJIUDJLE IEVEL IEVLIVEVD BITHCNES

HHEROBRIESN IS FDEAD

[g2-nile-official]

Wait.. Herobrine is real‽ Thats scary...

[porcelainhandler]

genuinely, how are you gun 2.

[g2-nile-official]

I ask myself that every day...

[invincible-rummy-official]

IIJIUDJLE IEVEL IEVLIVEVD BITHCNES

HHEROBRIESN IS FDEAD

[g2-nile-official]

Wait.. Herobrine is real‽ Thats scary...

[g2-nile-official]

Any substitutes for G7 in mind?

...Speaking realistically? Another green, hotshot Balam AC pilot. But, well... I wouldnt mind Maeterlinck. Even with as many of ours as shes personally taken out, I cant help but admire the strategist in her. Shes not a bad pilot, either.

[index-dunham-official]

!! ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF THE RLF !!

FATHER DOLMAYAN HAS OBTAINED A PUPPY. IT IS NOW YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO CONTRIBUTE 4% OF YOUR COMMUNISM TO TAKE CARE OF THIS PUPPY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

CORAL ABIDE WITH RUBICON

[g2-nile-official]

This is the "communism" that those filthy Rubiconians want you to believe in. Taking care of someones puppy? Do you want me to fuck your wife too?

[v6-maeterlinck-official]

Do you not like puppies?

[g2-nile-official]

I love puppies! I just dont think loaning out your responsibilities to other folks is right! You took in the puppy, you oughta be able to care for it yourself.

[index-dunham-official]

!! ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF THE RLF !!

FATHER DOLMAYAN HAS OBTAINED A PUPPY. IT IS NOW YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO CONTRIBUTE 4% OF YOUR COMMUNISM TO TAKE CARE OF THIS PUPPY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

CORAL ABIDE WITH RUBICON

[g2-nile-official]

This is the "communism" that those filthy Rubiconians want you to believe in. Taking care of someones puppy? Do you want me to fuck your wife too?

[index-dunham-official]

71.244.13.5.138.79

↑ YOUR INTERNET PROTOCOL ADDRESS, "NILE", OR SHOULD I SAY "NILIBERALE"!!!!!

[g2-nile-official]

Shit... I just got got. Ive got no rebuttal.

[canuscorvis]

my name is v.iv rusty and i am a girl

[g2-nile-official]

Do yall get transition benefits over there?

[index-dunham-official]

!! ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF THE RLF !!

FATHER DOLMAYAN HAS OBTAINED A PUPPY. IT IS NOW YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO CONTRIBUTE 4% OF YOUR COMMUNISM TO TAKE CARE OF THIS PUPPY.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

CORAL ABIDE WITH RUBICON

[g2-nile-official]

This is the "communism" that those filthy Rubiconians want you to believe in. Taking care of someones puppy? Do you want me to fuck your wife too?

[index-dunham-official]

I AM NOTHING LIKE YALL

NONE OF YOU GET ME

[invincible-rummy-official]

rummmmmyyyyyyy I ate the coral instead of smoking it and now there are voices in my head calling me a stupid dog and I can feel them pOKING ME HELP

PPP OKE BANHJCK GHRAHHHHHH

[g2-nile-official]

Free material for that anti-drug campaign i have to do... Thanks, freaks.