Never be ashamed of your passion for rocks

hi im maia and im tired

[thecommonchick]

Can we skip to the part where I’m wearing my husbands tshirt flipping pancakes in a pretty house with a good job and two big dogs

[narcissistictaako-blog]

taako walking into wonderland and seeing the liches’ performance: 

taako literally ten minutes later, having nearly fucking died:

[catkingsart]

[piratemalik]

types to avoid

- ross from friends  - ted from how i met your mother - drake from hotline bling

[christel-thoughts]

These are all actually the same type of man…the polite guy men think women should want because he’s “nice”, intelligent, fake cares about what is best for her (it’s really about controlling her), persistently refuses to be let her be, has crushed on her for years and refuses to stop chasing/pressuring her because “romantic”. he’s really a Grade A asshole

[dogfromfallout]

#types to look for: ben from parks and rec #finn from star wars #jake from brooklyn nine nine (via @phil-the-stone)

[gay-dnd]

i would like to thank this man for being consistently excellent ✨✨✨

[sktagg23]

[vacategrantaire]

person: how are you feeling?

me: Nocturne in E-flat major, Op. 9 No. 2 by Chopin

[daftorpunk]

I come from a big, loud family, and I’m the quieter one. Performing is something I have to switch on. I’ve heard I get real sassy onstage, which I’m not in real life! It’s fun to be that person for an hour a night.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY LOOK HERE’S A V8 INTERCEPTOR AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK COVERED IN SKULLS AND A GUITAR FLAMETHROWER AND BIG ACTION SEQUENCES AND EXPLOSIONS, ISN’T THAT COOL??????” and then it gently takes your shoulder and whispers in your ear “but you know what’s cooler? respecting women & dismantling the patriarchy”

[unclefather]

[iamnolongerhere-l-deactivated20]

when someone asks me about my best friend

[sydnaygreyham]

[holocrone]

[vacategrantaire]

the Mcelboys starting their D&D campaign

Travis: my character is a human fighter named Magnus Burnsides. he is a big guy and he has sideburns and a beard but the sideburns are longer than the beard. he lived in the town of Raven's Roost until his wife and father-in-law were tragically murdered, an event that still haunts him to this day. Magnus's alignment is Lawful Good and he will do whatever it takes for the sake of justice. he is always looking to help and protect others and he can't stand to see people in pain. Magnus is a very personal character to me.

Justin: my character is... a wizard... named... Taako. and his last name is the same but spelled different. he is an elf... from... New Elfington. and he talks like my friend Michael for some reason. also he is gay.

[zroem]

Julia fought alongside Magnus in the Raven’s Roost rebellion and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[losassen]

Re-listened to the Crystal Kingdom arc! Still so gooooooood!

[treshornyboys]

college au?

Magnus is that dude that’s always slacklining between two trees on the quad. He never wears close toed shoes if he can help it. Somehow friends with or knows everyone who walks by and has a nice anecdote about them. Has partied with at least one department head. Always has a nalgene. The nicest dude in the world until you fuck with someone, and then you realize that under his warm chub and his frizzy bun and his loud laugh he is a six foot block of muscle that will make himself the target just to take it off someone else’s back. He has never rushed (lol) but he’s welcome in every frat. Spends a lot of time with geology students. Pets every dog and says “oh my goodness” in the softest voice. Can and does fall asleep everywhere. Gets nervous about public speaking but can go on for hours about things he’s passionate about. Frisbee.

[vonkarn]

a d&d campaign where everyone is a bard and you’re a punk rock band TRYING to go on tour but all these villages are just so fucked up