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[horsegirlimogentemult]

i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90

[gay-dnd]

but to be That Bitch but. fitzroy/demon king is pretty sexy

[robosthetique]

I dont really like these but you can look at them anyway! Have a good day yall

[awolfinmycity]

WHAT TO DO AT AN ICE CHECKPOINT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU’RE A WHITE CITIZEN

(please, please, please copy, paste, and share widely):

-Border Patrol can verify citizenship within 100 miles of a border or “external boundary.” This includes coastlines so NYC is within the 100-mile zone.

-Border patrol can only ask brief questions about citizenship, and they cannot hold you for an extended time without cause.

-You always have the right to remain silent. You do not need to answer their questions.

-***WITH THAT SAID, IF YOU ARE A BORN CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WHITE, YOU NEED TO SPEAK THE FUCK UP.***

-The most important acts of resistance are the small ones. Make it difficult and uncomfortable for ICE agents to do their jobs. They are counting on citizens to turn a blind eye and allow them to deport undocumented citizens without challenge. Disabuse of that notion.

-If you are on a train, bus, or anything else and ICE or CBP boards, you need to stand up and loudly let everyone know that they have the right to remain silent or only answer questions in the presence of an attorney, no matter their citizenship or immigration status. There have been numerous reports that confronting the agents in this way has caused them to leave without verifying citizenship. THIS CAN SAVE LIVES.

-If you see anyone being held up by immigration, loudly ask if they are being detained and if they are free to go.

-Immigration officers cannot detain anyone without reasonable suspicion, an agent must have specific facts about you that make it reasonable to believe you are committing or committed, a violation of immigration law or federal law.

If an agent detains you, you can ask for their basis for reasonable suspicion, and they should tell you.

-Always say no to a search and let everyone know that they can and should refuse consent to a search.

-They cannot search or arrest anyone without facts about that make it probable that they are committing, or committed, a violation of immigration law or federal law.

-Silence alone meets neither of these standards. Nor does race or ethnicity alone suffice for either probable cause or reasonable suspicion

-As white citizens, we have a level of privilege which protects us from retaliation from ICE for being “rude” and making a scene, which makes it our DUTY to speak up and make sure people without the same privilege know their rights. GET LOUD. YELL. YELL IN SPANISH IF YOU KNOW IT. LET PEOPLE KNOW THEY DON’T HAVE TO SAY SHIT. MAKE ICE UNCOMFORTABLE. THROW SAND IN THE GEARS OF WHITE SUPREMACY.

BONUS INFO:

-It is perfectly legal to record immigration agents as long as you are not on government property or at a port of entry. If your train/bus gets board, pull your phone out and start videotaping immediately.

-If you are detained or see someone getting detained, get the agent’s name, number, and any other identifying information. Get it on tape.

-Contact the ACLU if you see someone’s rights being violated.

[punchcardalchemy]

Clint McElroy just retweeted this and I am Not Sure What to Do

[gay-dnd]

@theartsycanary

[daffidilly]

All bards are sluts it’s a fact

[heedra]

sometimes a song overall is mediocre but theres like one brief portion of it that u wish you could steal with the photoshop eyedropper tool and expand into a full song of its own

[paper-mario-wiki]

clint mcelroy plays the goofy father who is kinda dull and let’s his sons pick on him but once in a while in the adventure zone he’ll say some wise, chill father shit that rocks you to your core and you know, in your heart, he is more powerful than any of us will ever understand.

[pyreo]

I’m still hung up on this during the huge epic final battle

[tearsofthemushroom]

the results are in...

so a few days ago i made this post in which i hypothesised that the mcelroy brother a fan first clicked with was likely to be the brother that shared their position as a sibling (so for example i am an oldest sibling and i got justin’s humour best first)

let’s look at the responses. to begin with, the raw data:

total participants: 66

total only children: 7

total with siblings: 59

total matching sibling: 39

total different sibling: 20

now let’s look at it in pie chart form! (note that these only include participants with siblings)

and for each brother…

conclusion: there does seem to be a trend of fans with siblings preferring the brother that matches their position. it is my reasoning that this is the case because a person’s sibling position can have a lot of bearing on how they are socialised, so they will often be drawn to others with similar socialisation. the trend is marked with justin and griffin, but much less so with travis. this could be due to the fact that middle siblings were much less prevalent among the respondents.

there does not seem to be a trend in which brother only children prefer.

evaluation: this data is from a very small sample size and cannot be considered infallible. more data points may show different trends. to improve next time, i would consider having equal numbers of oldest, middle, youngest and only children in my sample to remove the weighting against travis.

a supplementary conclusion: i have realised while collating this data that i have far too much time on my hands and need to go outside more. the excuse i gave myself that it would give me practice writing up practicals for my biology a-level is lukewarm at best. and now i’m going to have a driving lesson.

[mcgonagollygee]

little brain: taako is incredibly fashionable

medium brain: taako looks like he robbed a fantasy hot topic in the dark

bigger brain: taako goes back and forth between super stylish and looking like a complete disaster

biggest brain: taako dresses like a disney channel teen circa 2008

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again the secret heat of the mcelroy’s success is the escapist fantasy of a loving healthy family who likes talking to each other

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

inexplicable following of hordes of The Gays?? hmm i wonder why

[master-of-pocket-worlds-deactiv]

I think a lot of us assume that Lup's wardrobe is just as outrageous as Taako’s, and that’s all well and good, but consider the sheer power of casual soft butch Lup

Lup in soft flannel shirts and ripped dark jeans with her hair up in a messy ponytail cause she couldn’t be bothered to brush out the bedhead

Discuss

[gay-dnd]

THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!!

[sabertoothwalrus]

Good Linguistic McElroy Jokes

portmanteaus

when they describe something specific with vague words e.g. instead of saying something like “I go to Chuck E Cheese to play skee ball” they’d say “I go to the fun mouse place and play games”

when they describe something mundane with specific words e.g. instead of saying something like “I put my binder in my backpack and go to class” they’d say “I put my Unicorn Lisa Frank binder in my Jansport and then hop on to my Razor Scooter and zip on over to Harvard University”

saying words phonetically

saying words with Emphasis

putting emphaSIS on tHE wrong sylLAbles

singing a word for emphasis

wrong grammar e.g. “a orange”

using bigger vocabulary the angrier they get

feel free to add more

[rileydoodles]

a sweet and handsome grim reaper boy

[enoughtohold]

everyone making a big joke out of hiv/aids in the wake of the hivliving fiasco owes $10 to gmhc, the black aids institute, act up or housing works

[oldthe-nothing-maker]

but spring always comes

[andhumanslovedstories]

I love the idea that Taako was always bizarre weird looking kinda ugly hot, like when you’re looking at someone and you’re like “I can’t believe I…find this person…attractive,” and when he sacrifices some of his looks in The Suffering Game, he becomes conventional hot. People are no longer weirded out by being attracted to him, they just think he looks nice, and this disgusts Taako who has been many things over his long long life but he’s never been Generically Hot before, and there’s not an aesthetic more opposite to Taako’s very soul than normcore