nullvalue

just an empty puppet in a muppet lover world

[vacuouspuppethole]

wishing. for h

who came up with the entire "if you tell someone your wish then it wont come true" propoganda? is it not enough that I must wake up every morning in the body of a fleshy mammal? why must it be so that i have to also constantly suppress the deepest and most fervent desires i feel? who is this Authority which governs what wishes are granted and which wishes are not? i hate that even for times of joy and moments of solace, people are not allowed to express themselves. when will i be freed from this mortal coil and be baptized in felt and stuffing?

[vacuouspuppethole]

Describe your perfect mate

I do not mate. cease your pointless mammalian ideals of procreation and proliferation. however, if you have a hand free, I would gladly take it... please please please please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... I have brought myself to completion at the mere thought

[puppetplog]

This puppet needs to be plogged

[vacuouspuppethole]

plog... what does to it mean to plog? at what point does one cease to be an empty puppet and become a puppet which has been plogged?

is plogging...a way of puppet satisfaction? please teach me your ways

[vacuouspuppethole]

Describe your perfect mate

I do not mate. cease your pointless mammalian ideals of procreation and proliferation. however, if you have a hand free, I would gladly take it... please please please please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE... I have brought myself to completion at the mere thought

[vacuouspuppethole]

hate this dumb idiot. why must he be allowed to parade around his holefullness while sad hot nice puppets like me must life empty...

as i orbit the earth once again, i return again and again to my wee days before i learned of kermit. damn sexy green frog

[i-am-a-fish]

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

[vacuouspuppethole]

my headache is not solved by such simple implements. you see, I need the powerful hand of a puppeteer in me....

[untitled78954]

Being forced to cum repeatedly, on a strap, with a hand around my throat, would cure everything wrong with me I fear

[vacuouspuppethole]

can you find me a puppeteer to do the same for me...

[vacuouspuppethole]

I wish I were a puppet

The ceaseless need, nay, desire to have the hand of a strong, determined individual inside of me, dictating my every move -- to have such immense gratification and completeness to know that the invisible hand which guides my every move is there. But nay, I am but a puppet with no hand, a hole with no master.

[vacuouspuppethole]

Hello world.