Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet yaFuck me in the ass and call me PatriciaBook's your game? Just shout my nameWhen you let me use my whipSo that's one book right, but you're all wrongYou haven't even let me use my thongWhile I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"Like the door I open on youHere's a tip, abandon shipOr you're gonna see me campfire willyOh, oh, oh, hi there (welcome to my hooker palace)Oh, oh, oh, hi there (please don't leave, I have no friends)Oh, oh, oh, hi there (let's go camping, let me touch ya)Oh, oh, oh, hi there (haha, I tied you up)Every boy and girl, come dance aroundLet's get an orgy startedGet the Bully's fists and the skipping ropeWe'll fill your asshole with itGonna make it rain Coca-ColaGonna send you right back to detentionPay attention to my dick's ascension16 bits of dodgy tensionYou cry, I just hit harderYou're wrong, I'll speed up fasterI rigged this for my pleasureIn this classroom, I'm the masterOh-oh, oh-oh-ohI'm gonna make you scared of meOh-oh, oh-oh-ohYou're my ecstasyBitch, runnin' through the halls, slow downShoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow downShoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow downShoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow downShoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"Don't eat ass in the hallsDon't eat ass in the hallsDon't eat ass in the hallsDon't eat ass-Hahaha, just kiddingBitch, runnin' through the halls, slow downShoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow downShoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow downShoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow downShoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"Rats, you got awayGuess I'll die