Not Funny

hi i'm katie and this is my pathetic attempt at a humor blog. i track the tag katieburrito.

[dykemd]

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

[ringvamp]

using her acceptance speech to highlight the la protests, gaza & trans rights that’s MY swamp princess

[gengario]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

[vaginaed]

#doing much better now

[vaginaed]

are airplanes a “kids under 2 fly free” type of deal or do you gotta pay for that shit

[lakevida]

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

[k1mkardashian]

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

[thistickles-deactivated20140906]

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[k1mkardashian]

[pettydavis]

does that person know they LITERALLY invented comedy??? do they really know????

[sandmandaddy69]

[ex-girlfiend]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

[justemockroach]

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THEFT

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How DARE you leave this in the notes

[rawpussycat]

Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are

[sacred-portal]

[blueberryspecificpesttimetable]

[spamtonromantic]

[babyanimalgifs]

[wormspeddler]

go white boy! get stupid!

[riverdenile]

lost in the sauce

[brucebocchi]

[spacelazarwolf]

[thickness-protection-program]

Finish this poem 🥰

Roses are red, sugar is sweet..

[davidspadecocacola]

[disgustinggf]

logging onto tumblr is basically just saying hi i'm annoying sad and horny and i'm gonna make it everyone's problem

[egberts]

[catchymemes]