Fie upon `t, foh!

Good day, ladies and gentlemen. This is my personal blog (humour, fandom, whatever you can think of...). Enjoy your stay!

[dragoncommunion]

[coughloop]

i parry your yawn and you instantly fall asleep

[byjove]

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

[byjove]

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

oh my god your new cat is a little baby....based

wwh huh

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

whuhh

[catcrumb]

[ngvj8327dying-deactivated202111]

went grocery shopping and came home and made myself dinner dear god life is moving so fast i need to be back in the womb

[guerrillatech]

imagine simping for capitalism this badly

[arsonsara]

[sailor-arashi]

A Christmas Carol never even says that Scrooge gives up anything at all, or even somehow stops being super-rich.  He just stops being a dick about it and starts using his wealth to help people.  Scrooge isn’t even written as an indictment of rich people, since plenty others appear in the story and are presented as perfectly nice people.  Scrooge is a miser.  He doesn’t even use his money to help himself, which is called out as the reason he dies within the year.  Learning to care for himself is just as much part of the Ghosts’ lessons as learning to care for other people.

[marzipanandminutiae]

how dare Charles Dickens, a man once sent to work in a factory at age 12 while his father was in debtors’ prison, inflict such Wokery upon us as “caring about the poor”

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

Guys, I don’t think this is a real article. The author’s name is “Dick Dog.”

[e28405919-deactivated20151211]

getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things

[comment-tube]

[memewhore]

[a-gay-catgirl]

- @dayvan

[demilypyro]

When I make a post about being a trans girl and there's trans dudes in my notes going "I totally get this but the exact opposite"

I am high fiving you

[demilypyro]

[absolutelybatty]

Discord is great because there will be a message in the general channel like “I’d commit war crimes for a good bowl of mac and cheese” then the same user will post to the vent channel “I don’t think I’m worthy of love” within the minute.

[blessyouhawkeye]

[ripempezardexerox]

[unbotheredmuse]

[twistcmyk]

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[applestabs]

hmmmm.. spotted.

[applestabs]

This is what it looks like