🐍🧫 Don't be alarmed, this is just my vibe. 🧫🐍

🚫 No dickweeds allowed 🚫

[vaginavision]

I forgot the trailer park boys bit where Ricky hits the garbage cans as he whips in to park was a grumpy old men gag

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My Christmas wish is to switch bodies with a crow

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My Christmas wish is to switch bodies with a crow

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Ohh! Good boy! (Derogatory)

[sharnefarn]

[444livingdeadgirl]

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Gordiart.

[theehorsepusssy]

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I don't think we (collectively) talk enough about that episode of bobs burgers with Louise doing the Amelia Earhart project and how it makes me cry every time

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I could never live long enough to hear enough thunderstorms

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Suntanning on the deck today. Snow tomorrow night. Classic Minnesota.

[vaginavision]

In case you were wondering what plus size shopping is like

[theonion]

In a shocking breach of White House security, President Joe Biden was reportedly carried away by ants Friday. According to witnesses, the 81-year-old commander-in-chief remained quite calm during his apparent abduction by the insects, showing no signs of resistance as the swarm of approximately 2,500 black carpenter ants hoisted him over their bodies using their powerful mandibles and began marching slowly but steadily toward the White House Rose Garden. Full Story

[kvetch19]

[graveyarddirt]

@buddyblanc

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Ads that float?? Woe onto your bloodline may you never have a healthy child again

[vaginavision]

Would it be rude to post "fuck y'all" on Facebook

[tamamita]

Call your senators and tell them to kill themselves!!

[wayneradiotv]