oh dear

you get what you came for.

[batty-in-the-booth-deactivated2]

that moment when you’re in rehearsal and you just think:  “this. this is why I’m alive”  hold on to that feeling while the director and stage manager are fighting about fire regulations in front of you

[carelesscosmonaut]

words of the psychic

[typeswriters]

sir, these are my emotional support self insert OCs

[kavilart]

random doodle i made when i first received my prismacolor set!

[queerpride]

Hot cocoa more like hot homo

[vaguely-shakespearian]

i write in cursive so i can feel like i have my shit together

[shostakovichismydaddy-deactivat]

My new baby, the Jungwirth Double 💕

[heck-yeck-deck-tech]

so our director has written, into this modernized show originally set in 1664 France with No Scripted Props (except a handkerchief and a little bag of licorice), the following:

- six boxes of pizza, some of which must be real because people put it into their mouths

- two beach balls, for the cast to fling about onstage

- cocaine

- an Alexa

- a practical television, with two accompanying remotes

- a motorized scooter

- eleven shots, including one of whipped cream

- handcuffs (not the kinky kind)

- a fucking whip (possibly the kinky kind, not determined yet)

- a stick of deodorant

- three bibles

- a practical blender, with accompanying milk, knife, and real banana for making a smoothie live onstage

[horsegirlhob]

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

[larsdilioncourt]

18th December 2018

After the fallout, the tumblrites emerged from their shelters to go outside into the brave new world for the first time since 2011.

[vaguely-shakespearian]

If you think that’s going to kill us, think again

[slytherinnpride]

[crew-chaos]

History Lesson

In the past stage crew was made out of groups of working sailors. Now in modern times stage crew pays tribute to those sailors by having mouths like them.

[astriiformes]

songs that don’t lyrically fit a character but still feel like them cause me such an emotional dilemma when making playlists

[vulcanvampire-deactivated202103]

The transition between Smithereens and Neon Gravestones is like skipping through a field of yellow flowers and suddenly getting hit in the face by a shovel.

[vaguely-shakespearian]

I want a horror movie where all the characters, except one, all are horror movie fans and try to avoid dying a classic horror movie death.

They all die.

Except for the one who doesn’t watch horror movies.

[vaguely-shakespearian]

So I’m at a family reunion, trying to guess which other cousin’s gay. Cause statistically at least one other has to be.

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