Clusterfuck.

[tortus-blog]

Give me that!

[tort-time]

MINE. 

[somecutething]

[jetpacksunrise]

[virenisgreen]

this movie was a masterpiece 

[stream]

You’re okay! You scared me!  Adventure Time Series Finale

[hplyrikz]

“Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.”

— (via hplyrikz)

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[winterfellis]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thoughtkick]

“Brave soul, don’t forget that you have survived every onslaught of darkness and fought through hell to get here. You are stronger than you give yourself credit for.”

— The Better Man Project (via resqectable)

[bemylova]

i’m such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[mintzy]

I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*

[laysiaprincess]

“The staff count as people” has me dead

[myk0119]

[burgertv]

[honestlywoman-deactivated201212]

[crystxlprxncxss]

#hermione granger is in control of her own destiny even when she’s being chased by a giant snake

This tag is just too perfect.

[thebelchers]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[beigepeony-deactivated20220604]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

this scene is the reason i breathe