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🥀Stupid Cupid, but make it Valdangelo🪽
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leo eats pussy like a man starved
Leo realized too late that Nico di Angelo was extremely attractive.
Leo didn’t think of his friends as attractive.
Piper: angular features and gorgeous eyes and nice tits. But she was also Piper; the one who cried in his arms when she told him about her dad, the one who did his hair and nails, the one who could beat his ass. But he wasn’t attracted to her.
Jason: tall and strong and intense with a good chest. But he was also Jason; the one who saved him at the Grand Canyon, the one who never found Leo annoying, the one who died for the Prophecy so Leo could live.
And down the list of his friends. Were they gorgeous. Yes. Were they sexy. Yes. But they were his friends.
But Nico.
Nico gods.
Nico had never been the kind of guy that every camper wanted to ask out. That was always Jason or Percy. And more importantly, the campers refused to ask Nico out directly.
They had deemed Leo as the approachable one. And that was how Leo realized his best friend was so incredibly attractive.
Random campers approached him to ask him if Nico was single or straight or gay or if he’d be interested in them.
Several instances of this later, and Leo had comprised a list of responses to these questions:
“Is he single?”
“No sorry, he accidentally entered a marriage contract with the devil during a spooky ritual.”
“Is he gay?”
“Yeah sure! In the way that Viktor Frankenstein is gay: Nico is building himself a six foot tall boyfriend out of dead bodies.”
“Does he like girls?”
“Oh yeah totally. Loves ‘em. Especially virgins. He could probably use another sacrifice if youre interested in being carved open with a styngian iron sword.”
“Would he be interested in me?”
“No sorry, he prefers his lovers in the later stages of rigor mortus. If you get what im saying.”
And maybe Leo had taken it to far. Maybe he had made Nico seem too creepy. But so what. They didn’t have the balls to say anything to his face in the first place. Besides. Half the camp already thought Nico was weird and creepy; if they believed the stuff Leo had said, then they were assholes who didn’t deserve Nico in the first place.
The next time it happened. Leo snapped.
“Do you think he’d let me take him out on a date?”
“Hell fucking no! He wouldn’t let any of you assholes within twenty feet of him if he knew about this! He wouldn’t want anything to do with a shy asshole who is to scared of him to ask him out to his fucking face like he fucking deserves!”
The girl tried to stammer out a response but Leo was already marching in the direction of Cabin 13.
And then he was pounding on the big black door with his fists and all the strength he had in him.
The door opened a crack. Just enough that leo could observe an eye staring back at him through the darkness. Nico opened the door and stared at him.
“Are you okay? Is something wrong? Are you hurt?” Nico was asking him so many questions and ushering him quietly into the cabin and encouraging Leo to sit down on the edge of the bed.
Nico was crouching on the ground in front of him and all Leo could think about was how pretty his face was.
Nico, who had matured into such an attractive and kind individual. Nico with gorgeous hair that framed his face. With delicate eyeliner. With pretty lips and soft cheeks that Leo wanted to press gentle kisses to.
Nico put the back of his hand against Leo’s forehead.
“You’re so hot,” Nico said.
Leo laughed.
“Not like that.” Nico sighed. “You’re burning up. Worse than a fever. Is something wrong?”
Leo nodded numbly.
“So it’s just a stress thing? Youre not burning up cause you’re sick?”
Nico sat on the bed next to him and pulled him into a hug. “Talk to me.”
“You’re a really good friend, Nico.”
“Thanks but,” Nico paused, “this isn’t about me Leo, it’s about you.”
“No.” Leo said. “It is about you.”
“It is?” Leo felt Nico start to pull away.
“No wait. Its not you. Its not I promise I just.”
“Its what?” Nico asked, cautiously.
“Half of the camp is in love with you.”
“Leo?” Nico asked. “Are you ok? When’s the last time you got some sleep?”
“No, no, listen, Im not crazy!” Leo stood and paced back and forth as he spoke. “Im not crazy. Every day for the past week there’s been at least five campers that have come up to me to ask about you. People who dont even know you!”
Lep paused to catch his breath. Then he pitched his voice and imitated the questions he’d been asked. “Is he gay? Is he interesten in me? Would he want to ho out with me? What does his ideal girl look like? What would a good date idea be? Is he single? Is he taken? Is he this is he that!”
“I’m just so sick of it. They don’t even know you and they’re to scared of you to ask you in the first place.” Leo tossed his head back and laughed. “So they come to me to ask! Because I’m your best friend. They harass me because they’re too scared to talk to you.”
“Im sorry-“ nico started.
“Don’t apologize! Its not you’re fault that they’re assholes. Its just. They dont even know you. They have this idea of who you are but its not you. Its not even close. They have no clue how kind or funny you are. They only want you because Alternative cultures are being seen as cool again.”
“They shouldn’t be bothering you.”
“They don’t know you like I know you. They don’t care about you like I do.”
“Leo, I-“
“And I’m running out of excuses— running out of things to tell them so they’ll leave me alone. I don’t know what to do anymore. I don’t know what to tell them.”
“Tell them,” Nico started, his voice quiet. “Tell them that I’m yours.”
Leo stared at him.
“What?”
“Tell them I’m yours.”
“What-“
“But only if you want me to be— want me to be yours that is.”
“I- You- Are you asking me out?”
“Yeah.”
“Like for real? You want me to be your boyfriend?”
Nico nodded. He stared down at his shoes.
Leo approached him. And tilted Nico’s face up, forcing the son of Hades to look him in the eyes.
Nico’s whole face was red.
“Fuck yeah.”
Ngl it bothers me when I’m reading AU fics that have Nico in them and he has the same personality that he does in canon if the AU is written where he doesn’t have any trauma… cuz like… y’all know him being sad and depressed and a loner isn’t his default setting right? He was canonically a very bubbly nerd and he would’ve stayed that way if all that shit didn’t happen to him.
Like obvi since there’s so little fics of my fave nico ships I’ll read them all XD it’s just a nitpick because then I worry if I write something with bubbly Nico people would call it OOC or smth… like no besties I swear… you just don’t get him like I do… /j
Nico referring to his mom as "Mama" implies he most likely at least used to refer to Hades as "Papa" and i 100% headcanon he still does but mostly in the manner of him having the entire Underworld wrapped around his finger for being the baby of the family
Thinking about an au I’m writing where Maria, Bianca, and Nico were saved by Hades and they live in his castle (Maria and Persephone being chill sister wives) and bubbly gothic Prince Nico 🥹✨
I’ll have to write the whole synopsis out later but I’m excited for it…
When I say that Nico di Angelo, son of Aphrodite, would be devastatingly beautiful
Because he represents the other side of Love: the painful, distraughtful and ugly face that people try so hard to avoid. The other children of Aphrodite thrive in a blossoming romance, whereas Nico di Angelo builds his throne on thorns and wilted petals of a broken love.
No, he doesn’t make people fall in love with him. I wouldn’t call it attraction, more like being haunted. Nico’s presense carves itself into people’s minds the same way a tragedy does: it’s sad and it’s painful to watch, so much that you’re unable to forget. His sufferings paint his presence.
If I were to align this with what’s in canon, it’d be Percy’s guilt for being unable to reciprocate Nico’s feelings; the compassion and admiration Jason had for his sexuality struggles; the feel of forlonness coursing through Leo’s veins when he sees himself in Nico’s solitude; the sadness and terror engulfing others whenever they see a glimpse of his torments…
Each varies, but they would remain imprinted on those minds, deep and aching like an old scar. People cower when they thing of Nico, because he has gone through such horrible miseries in the name of Love and when they look at him, they fear for what may come.
And his existence is the proof that Love can be terrifying, agonizing, heart-wrenching—-just as much as it’s beautiful and sweet.
What I’m trying to say is: Nico as a child of Aphrodite remains unforgetable in people’s minds not as an attraction, but more of an everlasting haunting obsession.
What he gives to people is a sense of apprehension - a reminder - for what may come with their feelings, their desires. It’s the fear of an unreciprocated passion. It’s the hurting pang of jealousy. It’s the grief for the loved one forever gone. It’s the guilt that comes after every mistake. It’s the hatred that spikes from a betrayal heartbreak. It’s the exhausting yet burning yearning that threatenes to consume you whole.
For they are, after all, what Love may bring.
And people are scared of them, so they are scared of him.
You’re not attracted to him. You’re bound to him - for as long as you’re still craving Love. Because while one always longs for love, none ever wants to suffer. But Love comes with pain. They are undetachable, so you fail to run away.
Nico takes the cruelest of Love and lays it bare. Nico sees the curse of Love the same way children of Aphrodite praise its blessings. He looks at its ugly face while the others dream about the most romantic stories. He watches it brakes and bends, twists and turns, curses and cries. And he holds it in his hands like a grudge. For despite everything he has sufferred, Nico still wishes to love. For only when one sees the rawest of love, would they know how to love trully.
Children of Aphrodite takes pride in capturing people’s hearts. Nico looks at your bleeding heart in his hands with those gazes they give to a wounded animal. He sees your anguish and struggles, your fears and despair, your damaged and covers. No, he wouldn’t heal them, because he can’t. He would only hold your hands and guide you through the cages of burderning feelings. He tells you how to embrace them.
Because no matter what kind of unwanted feelings they are, they mean that Love is there, “so you don’t let go of it.” He says.
Actually no i have no idea what I’m even saying but welp, gotta indulge my fantasies after all.
hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow . shut the fuck up
Nico headcanons and opinions I have that I would actually lay my hand ablaze for:
Short and thin (frail)
Chronically ill/disabled
Most powerful demigod (true + canon)
Dog person
Not goth just likes black
Horror fan
Claustrophobic
Cuts his own hair
Multilingual but bad at it (illiterate)
Dirty dirty fighter
Great poker and blackjack player
Schizospec (canon)
i just think nico is too formal and the underworld is too opulent for him to never have a proper royalty moment thats all
everyone’s first impression of him is “that little guy is way to weird to be acting Like That” SO GIVE HIM A PLACE TO ACT LIKE THAT PLEASE I WANNA SEE HIM BE FANCY
nico di angelo is canonically from venice and i need. more. headcanons about it.
give me nico who speaks the venetian dialect/language. even when he speaks standard tuscan italian he still has a distinct accent. pigeons are his best friends. he witnessed some of the first venice film festivals of all time. when he was a little boy he would sneak onto gondolas and hide under the seats to score a free ride. him and bianca playing hide and seek in the small alleys. him going back there in the present day and seeing the carnival for the first time. the potential.
My only goal in life is to properly show that Nico is smol, and not in the cringe-y tumblr smol bean way, but that the boy is teeny, awkward, definitely would love poems being written for him, enjoys hallmark Christmas movies, and would STILL kick the shit out of someone if they insulted anyone he cared about
One of my favorite headcanons about valdangelo is kinda nsfw but shh
But Leo’s skin/body heat being so hot he can’t be physical with anyone he dates (besides like kisses and hand holding) bc he burns them when he gets too excited or whatever’s
But nico is his direct opposite. He’s freezing, he feels like a corpse. He can handle Leo’s heat without being burned because he just soaks in the warmth and feels like a normal person
Mans idk it’s just such a good thought and dynamic 😩🙏
There’s a fanfic in which Nico and Leo start bonding mainly because of this sharing-body-heat stuff (sure there’s emotional stuff but i do recall this as the start of everything). It’s actually a really good trope.
I read part of it! I think I gave up on it though bc when it got to nsfw parts I have some own personal preferences and it didn’t line up cuz my ND ass is stupidly stubborn 😩
Since @wifeofdevil asked so here’s the fic: burns like cinders by dayevsphil
Okay so I didn’t reach the NSFW part lol but yeah i dropped it for the same reason as ^^^. Like I just got to the point that Nico avoids Leo due to some jealousy or misunderstanding or something whatever and it smelled kinda sexual and, ah yes, it didn’t line up with my preferences, either.
so i just dropped since i can’t take that LMAO. I never knew what came after that tho so i suppose i can’t give anyone a clear warning.
LMAO I’m laughing so hard we gave it up for the same reason XD
It was sooo good so far though 😩💅💕 so I do encourage everyone to read it as well!
All I do is think up of valdangelo headcanons, plot fanfics, eat hot chip, and lie
(No seriously gimme the cheat codes to instantly write what I think of)
Omegaverse au with
Omega! Nico x Alpha! Leo. Leo has a lot of self image issues cuz he’s pretty small and skrinkly for an alpha.
Alpha! Hazel X Beta! Frank
Alpha! Percy x Alpha! Annabeth
Alpha! Jason x Beta! Piper
And a lot of extras but bro the plot I have in my head…. Muah…. Delicious… no one knows what to do with omega nico when it’s discovered cuz he hides it 😩🙏
One of my favorite headcanons about valdangelo is kinda nsfw but shh
But Leo’s skin/body heat being so hot he can’t be physical with anyone he dates (besides like kisses and hand holding) bc he burns them when he gets too excited or whatever’s
But nico is his direct opposite. He’s freezing, he feels like a corpse. He can handle Leo’s heat without being burned because he just soaks in the warmth and feels like a normal person
Mans idk it’s just such a good thought and dynamic 😩🙏
There’s a fanfic in which Nico and Leo start bonding mainly because of this sharing-body-heat stuff (sure there’s emotional stuff but i do recall this as the start of everything). It’s actually a really good trope.
I read part of it! I think I gave up on it though bc when it got to nsfw parts I have some own personal preferences and it didn’t line up cuz my ND ass is stupidly stubborn 😩