gay witch

[oh-my-pastel-goth]

🌸 Studio Ghibli 🌸

[valeless]

life is like a penis

i dont want it

[valeless]

ma forhead a fivehead

[valeless]

“shut the fuck up”

what a weird way to say “aww thx here’s my credit card number”

[valeless]

”excuse me ma’am is your coochi lactose free”

[valeless]

i’m boutta bite you (get fucking vaccinated babeyyyy)

[valeless]

yall ever at the grocery store just standing in ailse 7 like

damn ... yall outta food?

[valeless]

that’s my uuuuuuuuh ... my err

[valeless]

pussy so tight compress his dick into a crystal

thanks for ya’ll attention

[self-inflictedachromatic]

I found a cursed kitty at the bus stop today

[valeless]

me, in my imagination threatening the burglar with the 𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖌 metal shoehorn I wanted at IKEA: GET TF OUTTA MY HOUSE BITCH >:D

me, in my imagination threatening the burglar with the  ˡᵃᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗᵘᵖⁱᵈ plastic shoehorn I got at IKEA cause my momma wanted me to safe 1,20 €: leave my house please :/

[valeless]

getting my nails done for the first time how long and sharp they gotta be to make me look like a freaky forest spirit 

[valeless]

love poem

I am nothing but a stray

and you, my love

are mcdonalds fries on the floor

[valeless]

this site has officially gained another bastard