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TEXT: ARELY → NOAH.
[Noah]: None of them know how to break and enter!
[Arely]: You pop the screen off of the window. It's not that fucking hard. I know they've all been sucking dick for so long they've probably lost brain cells but they can't be that stupid.
TEXT: Indiana → Adrian.
[Indiana]: You leave the volume on?
[Indiana]: What, do you have a Samsung Galaxy, too?
[Adrian]: I do have a samsung galaxy. Emilie suggested it.
TEXT: Indiana → Adrian.
[Indiana]: Why aren't you?
[Adrian]: You texted me. That is why I'm not sleeping.
TEXT: ARELY → NOAH.
[Noah]: You broke into my room and took nudes on my computer while I was at practice.
[Noah]: That is not on me.
[Arely]: You should be grateful, I bet none of your friends girlfriends did that!
TEXT: ARELY → NOAH.
[Noah]: I think I can actually hear God laughing.
[Arely]: I really could have been. What makes you think otherwise?
TEXT: Indiana → Adrian.
[Indiana]: It could be worse.
[Indiana]: I could be a prostitute.
[Indiana]: Or a Wal-Mart employee.
[Indiana]: Does Wal-mart have a dash?
[Indiana]: Walmart?
[Adrian]: It's almost 4 AM. Why aren't you sleeping?
TEXT: ARELY → NOAH.
[Noah]: What did I steal?
[Noah]: Your heart?
[Noah]: Your virginity?
[Noah]: Jk, jk.
[Arely]: Maybe I was a virgin when I met you.
[Arely]: I was a simple church girl back then.
TEXT: Indiana → Adrian.
[Indiana]: I have to pay the bills, Adrian.
[Adrian]: You're an illegal bartender, isn't that bad enough already?
TEXT: Indiana → Adrian.
[Indiana]: Who says I was pretending?
[Adrian]: She said there was a piece of paper over the front cover that said 'bible'.
TEXT: ARELY → NOAH.
[Noah]: No.
[Noah]: It was totally true.
[Noah]: I am still hot.
[Arely]: No you're not.
[Arely]: Don't flatter yourself.
[Arely]: I meant hot as in like hot like you stole something. In some places they call items that are stolen 'hot'.
TEXT: Indiana → Adrian.
[Indiana]: Yeah, Emilie believes in God. And missionary.
[Indiana]: AKA nothing fun.
[Adrian]: Speaking of God.
[Adrian]: Did you show up at the house pretending to sell Bibles while I was at work today?
TEXT: ARELY → NOAH.
[Noah]: No.
[Noah]: But you still sent it.
[Arely]: I was just casually informing my sister that I saw you in town today. Is that a crime?
TEXT: Indiana → Adrian.
[Indiana]: Okay, you've never seen Anchorman?
[Adrian]: No. I haven't.
[Adrian]: Emilie doesn't believe in cable.
TEXT: ARELY → NOAH.
[Noah]: I know you know how texting works.
[Noah]: It's like sexting but you don't say "dick" as much.
[Noah]: Unless you're you.
[Arely]: Do you think I'd intentionally send you a text message telling you that I call you McDick in conversation?
TEXT: ARELY → NOAH.
[Noah]: Is di short for dick, then?
[Arely]:
[Arely]:
[Arely] How did you get this message?
TEXT: ARELY → NOAH.
[Arely]: yoooooo di i just saw McDick II
[Arely]: still hot tho
"Right, church." Like she actually wanted to go. He wasn’t sure what was more fucking irritating––the fact that she was already trying to bail on him or the fact that he had actually missed her and was finding it hard not to crack a smile at her joke––or, more accurately, her excuse. "You know, I’m sure Jesus would forgive you for missing a day. I hear he was an alright guy." He wasn’t entirely sure why he was doing this––trying to hang out with her when she was acting this way. Before Arely, his life was simple: football and girls. But she had complicated it by being interesting, and funny, and honestly, a little mean, which was more than alright as long as it wasn’t being aimed at him. "I mean, he’s forgiven you for all the other shit, right?" It was a joke. He hoped she took it that way.
Jesus sure did have a lot of shit to forgive her for. Starting with the time when she accidentally shoved a blind kid out of the way to get the last easter egg on Easter when she was eight. And ending somewhere around the time she fucked Noah underage, before marriage and ended up with his kid. There was probably a peak during the time she used to surprise Noah after his football practice by breaking into his house to take topless pictures on his computer. Just as she opened her mouth to make some flippant comment, an old man leaned over her shoulder and yelled. "NO LOITERING!" Arely hated old people, they smelled like farts and mothballs. Both of which were things that she hated, especially when someone got so close she risked getting pregnant for a second time in her life. "Fine fertilizer breath, we're moving." She turned to Noah and grabbed his arm, pulling her behind her away from the shop front.
