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@authorityunit replied to your post “@lostxdetective replied to your post “joseph: tells an axe pun seb:...”
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@lostxdetective replied to your post “joseph: tells an axe pun seb: cries”
-chops off some haunted- "LET ME AXE YOU SOME QUESTIONS, SIR AND OR MADAM. I CAN'T TELL ACTUALLY FROM ALL THAT CORRUPTION GOING ON. BUT YOU DO YOU."
“i’m selling my partner for one corn chip”
joseph: tells an axe pun seb: cries
verse tags!
i don’t even remember what 90% of my verses were lmao time to rewrite those
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“ Detective Castellanos? ” Allen leans over the desk slightly, reaching out to gently nudge the other awake. This probably wasn’t going to be the best first meeting, he was fully aware that his appearance had been structure around the Detective’s missing partner. “ Sir. ” he speaks a bit louder, when the other jerks awake Allen takes a swift step back to give him space. “ My name is Allen…I’m the Android sent by Cyberlife…I was assigned to assist you… ” he tilts his head curiously, watching the other. By the knitting of his brows one would assume he was concerned, more just programming to seem more…human.
There’s a violent jerk as the detective wakes up, a calloused hand instinctively reaching for his holster. His dreams weren’t often... pleasant. Images of matted blood and terrifying creatures would forever stay burned into the back of his mind. Like a speck of dirt you couldn’t scrub off. Sleep deprived eyes snap upto the familiar voice, hand freezing over the holster. No, no. There was no fucking way--
“ ... Joseph? “
He stands a little too quickly, completely ignoring the words that came out of his mouth as the chair clatters to the floor. A hundred things push into his mind as his breaths quicken. How? Joseph was gone, he never got out of STEM with the rest of them. What kind of cruel ass joke was this? Panic rises-- he wasn’t back inside, was he? No, that was impossible- Ruvik’s brain had been destroyed. Eyes lock onto the LED, a confused and almost hostile frown forming on his face.
“ What the fuck? “
“ Why didn’t you shoot? “
“ I don’t know. “
indie, selective Connor from DBH, programmed by pine
❝Did he tell you what we’re up against?❞ ( Julian )
“No, but I have a damn good idea of it.” The gun in his hands clicks as he checks the clip, only placing it back in the holster once he’s satisfied it’s fully loaded. He didn’t have to be told how dangerous this damn place was. Each and every turn was over ran by a whole new threat. Stefano had stopped at nothing in attempt to stop him, and there was no doubt in his mind that whoever this Theodore was, he was much more powerful than some psychopathic artist hiding out in the suburbs of Union. Sebastian looks back at Julian, tired determination to find his daughter stronger than any kind of fear this place could shock into him.
“We need to get moving, before something else that wants infinite power joins the fucking party.”
“You seem a little defensive”
“I have a job to do, kid.” Sebastian growls, fingers flicking through the pile of envelopes in his hands. Letters, assigned to a guy who had been murdered last night. It had been a long day already, the travel cup of dark coffee on the closest surface the only thing giving him energy to actually work. “Unless you have a question you’re going to die for, fuck off.”
ESCAPING THE LONG WAY DOWN. indie, selective sebastian castellanos, adored by pine.
( * BIOSHOCK PROMPTS !
trigger warning for murder.
❛ i choose something different. i choose the impossible. i choose… rapture. ❜
❛ now you’ve rattled the monkey cage. here they come. ❜
❛ what excuse do we have not to sculpt, and sculpt, and sculpt, until the job is done? ❜
❛ what if now it is not my skill that fails me but my imagination? ❜
❛ chin up, now. the lord hates a quitter. ❜
❛ i’m here to show you a new kind of beauty. ❜
❛ the path of the righteous is not always easy, yes? ❜
❛ the reward will become clear in time: be patient. ❜
❛ whichever way you slice it, good men died. ❜
❛ i thought this would be a better life for us. can you imagine a bigger fool than that? ❜
❛ if you press that button, you’ll learn what it means to truly be my enemy. ❜
❛ you ooze in like an assassin and then try to sneak out like a thief. ❜
❛ there’s two ways to deal with the mystery: uncover it, or eliminate it. ❜
❛ i come to this place to build the impossible. ❜
❛ that’ll take you straight to the devil himself. and then all debts will be paid in full. ❜
❛ so there are no innocents. there are heroes, and there are criminals. ❜
❛ who says you can’t teach an old hound new tricks? ❜
❛ i believe in no god, no invisible man in the sky. ❜
❛ even in the gathering dark, you light a candle. ❜
❛ i feel… hatred, like i’ve never felt before, in my chest. bitter, burning fury. ❜
❛ the artist has a duty to seduce the ear and delight the spirit. ❜
❛ who could hate me so much they’d ruin me like this? what did i do to them? ❜
❛ if you can’t come in from the cold, then you gotta grow ice over your heart. ❜
❛ you’re not a moth… you’re an angel. i’ve never painted an angel… maybe i should! ❜
❛ you give them hope. and for this, i am grateful. ❜
❛ i don’t need to be judged by you… by anyone… screw you! ❜
❛ i haven’t chosen a spot for you on the wall yet. let me know if you have a preference. ❜
❛ if i have to kill one to save the other, so be it. ❜
❛ thank you for reminding me that the light of the world has not yet been snuffed off. ❜
❛ it’s about who can become less of a man and more of a monster. ❜
❛ imagine the will it took to create a place like this. ❜
❛ is there blood in the streets? of course. ❜
❛ the great chain moves slowly, but with wisdom. ❜
❛ as you drag me closer to the abyss, you pull yourself right along with me. ❜
❛ i offer you a quick death. it will be preferable to what you will learn if you win. ❜
❛ think about it for a second, and maybe the word will come to you: nostalgia! ❜
❛ mark my words — your only reward will be a knife in the back. ❜
❛ my strength is not in steel and fire, but in my intellect and will. ❜
❛ in the end, all that matters to me — is me. and all that matters to you — is you. ❜
❛ even in the book of lies, sometimes you find truth. ❜
❛ a season for all things: a time to live, and a time to die. ❜
❛ a man chooses. a slave obeys. ❜
❛ you know what they say… never mix business with friendship. ❜
❛ kills me to turn my fist to you, but business is business. don’t let it get you down. ❜
❛ they say to save one life is to save the world entire. ❜
❛ now there’s nothing left for you but a long cold nothing. ❜
❛ you know, you should be thanking me! i brought you here! i showed you who you are! ❜
❛ nobody never told you nothing but lies till i came along! ❜
❛ i’d turn tail if i were you, kid. ain’t nothin’ here for you but tears. ❜
❛ to question is to surrender. i will not question. ❜
❛ they offered you the city… and you refused it. and what did you do instead? ❜
❛ you saved them. you gave them the one thing that was stolen from them. a chance. ❜
❛ and what was your reward? you never said. but i think i know… a family. ❜
❛ would you kindly? ❜
❝ The people that shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me. ❞
“I guess the fuckers finally learned to hit their mark-- “ He grunts, a hand presses against the alarming amount of crimson blood staining his shirt. At least it was him getting shot, and not him getting someone else shot for once in his damn life. Then again, out of the pair it was usually Sebastian that ended up in the hospital. “ -- You say that like I walk into a room holding up a sign that says shoot me, I’m not that much of a fucking idiot, Oda.”
❝ Are we still friends? ❞
“What kinda dumbass question is that,?” He stuffs his hands into his coat pockets, eyes scanning the crowded street. Okay, so maybe he wasn’t the best man when he was drunk off his ass. Maybe Joseph did have a reason to ask that, even if he didn’t remember that. All he remembered is he had woken up is a pretty bad mood with the world, more so than usual if that was even possible.
A sigh escapes his lips as he nods, glancing at the other. He was his only friend after all, and possibly the only person in the world that could drag him out of the walled up, isolated state he often worked himself into. “Yes, Joseph.”
In The Evil Within 2, Sebastian Castellanos goes back into STEM for a reward that outweighs any hardships along the way. That doesn’t mean the world that awaits him is a stroll in the park, however, and sometimes the best course of action is to grit your teeth and find cover.
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❝ I don’t know if you’ve been in a fight before, but there’s usually not this much talking. ❞ ❝ I don’t… I don’t even have a driver’s license. ❞ ❝ Alright, I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that. ❞ ❝ You ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back? ❞ ❝ Not in that onesie, you’re not. ❞ ❝ That thing doesn’t obey the laws of physics at all! ❞ ❝ I got something kinda big, but I can’t hold it very long. ❞ ❝ Yeah, we don’t really need to start a conversation. ❞ ❝ It’s an honor. I’m shaking your hand too long. Wow, this is awesome! ❞ ❝ What’s up, Tic-Tac? ❞ ❝ Did he tell you what we’re up against? ❞ ❝ We’re outside the law on this one, so if you come with us, you’re a wanted man. ❞ ❝ Clearly retirement doesn’t suit you. Get tired of playing golf? ❞ ❝ You couldn’t have done that earlier? ❞ ❝ Are we still friends? ❞ ❝ I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit. ❞ ❝ How long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me? ❞ ❝ HOLY SHIT! ❞ ❝ We’re on a truce. Put the gun down. ❞ ❝ Is this stuff coming out of you? ❞ ❝ Is this all you wanted? To see them rip each other apart? ❞ ❝ I’m done letting it consume me. Justice will come soon enough. ❞ ❝ Tell that to the dead. ❞ ❝ The living are not done with you yet. ❞ ❝ I know you’re doing what you believe in, and that’s all any of us can do. ❞ ❝ I became distracted. ❞ ❝ You have the right to remain silent! ❞ ❝ Stay down… final warning. ❞ ❝ The people that shoot at you usually wind up shooting at me. ❞ ❝ I know you’re nervous. And you have plenty of reason to be. But you’re lying. ❞ ❝ You are being uncharacteristically non-hyperverbal. ❞ ❝ I thought it might lift your spirits. ❞ ❝ This is for dropping a building on my face! ❞ ❝ We’re taking a break. It’s nobody’s fault. ❞ ❝ In my culture, death is not the end. It’s more of a stepping off point. ❞ ❝ Stay at home. You’ll only make this worse. ❞ ❝ Looking over your shoulder should be second nature. ❞ ❝ Anyone ever tell you you’re a little paranoid? ❞ ❝ I know we’re not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own. ❞ ❝ I’m not the one that needs to watch their back. ❞ ❝ You seem a little defensive. ❞ ❝ If we can’t accept limitations, we’re no better than the bad guys. ❞ ❝ I was wrong about you. The whole world was wrong about you. ❞ ❝ It always ends in a fight. ❞ ❝ How long are you gonna play both sides? ❞ ❝ If someone dies on your watch, you don’t give up. ❞
玩了邪靈入侵2 還蠻喜歡這一代的開放式地圖 玩到目前為止有些想念一代有喬瑟夫當夥伴的感覺 有沒有用是其次,重要的是有伴在旁邊 來塗一張懷念一下 (瀏海掉下來的喬瑟夫) 順便當練習
There’s an ordinary world
Somehow I have to find