Heroes Never Die

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I know I haven’t been terribly active here lately, but my Angela muse is slipping frequently. I don’t wanna put her on hiatus though, so I’m trying. I’m still posting sporadically, so no worries. But, if you still wanna RP with me, I have Zelda muse out the yin-yang, so... you can bug me over there @crusaderstandingguard

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kisses! uwu

Kisses! 2/5 | Accepting

A smile brightens her face as Angela moves forward, reaching up to place a cool hand on Joe’s shoulder. Her other hand moves to the back of Joe’s neck, pulling the taller scientist in as she raises up on her toes. Her eyes close as she presses their lips together in a sweet, gentle kiss.

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"I have to wonder if you'd accept a devilish double..."

Kisses! 1/5 | Accepting

“... A deal is a deal, despite how... strange this will be.” Angela shifts, visibly uncomfortable and slightly unnerved by this doppleganger, but sticking to what she said nonetheless. She puts a hand on her double’s cheek and then leans forward, pressing her lips softly to the other’s. 

[ask-ballora-the-dancer]

FIRST FIVE ASKS GET A KISS

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iron-hardt‌:

D’you ever just like 

actually stick around to try and deal with the problems in your life instead of faking your own death to go sulk like a kicked dog while you let your steadfast and devoted brother-in-arms mourn your death for years

Just to flex on your former colleagues?

Originally posted by wroetoministar

[harvxyspecter-blog]

Please reblog if you play a character who is 30 years of age or older

I don’t care if it’s an OC or a canon character, and while I play a human, I don’t care if your fandom isn’t but for the love of god, why is everyone in their twenties? Give me some mid thirties or even some fourties. Hell, throw me some silver foxes. Please.

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Send a “❤” if you wish to rp with our characters. Send a “❤❤” if you wish to plot with our characters. Send a “❤❤❤” if you wish to ship with our characters.

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Send a “❤❤❤ ❤❤ ❤” if you wish to do all of the above.  

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

Knight: I have trained in all forms of combat and weapons since birth. I cannot be bested.

Some horsecock motherfucker: 

Knight: … What the fuck

[cerastes]

OH FUCK YES I GET TO TALK ABOUT LANTERN SHIELDS.

For anyone seeing this post and wondering what kind of unholy heresy is currently having a blacksmithing orgy in front of their eyes, this is called a Lantern Shield.

This came from, YOU GUESSED IT, fucking Italy, home of lunatic steel-weaving mother fuckers who often simply looked at each other, and by each other, I mean their frenzied reflections in their shattered mirrors, and said “WHAT IF WE JUST DO THINGS”, which is, as we all know, Aunt Jemima’s recipe for success.

Lantern Shields were very indicative: They were meant to be bucklers that could carry a lantern, oftentimes for night time duels. Now, you’re wondering, why carry a lantern on a night duel when it could just prove detrimental to your overall movement? Why, to blind the mother fucker, of course! But, see, and this is the funny thing about Italy, when Italian blacksmiths realized that they could just add a hook to a buckler, they noticed they could also just add whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted to them, so they started forging stakes, spikes, and blades that protruded out of the buckler and gauntlet as additional defense against anyone who, due to the poor visibility of mist shrouded, dark blanketed nights, would just walk right into your handheld barracks.

I mean, nothing better than a bloke closing the distance to you losing an eye or six because they didn’t consider you might just carry a porcupine on your arm, right?

Some specimens exists, but these are not numerous. If you know of or possess an actual, physical Lantern Shield, congratulations, you probably have an item that likely killed.

[awed-frog]

Given the fact that yeah, you’d need to be completely demented and more than a bit overdramatic to come up with something like this, I’m 100% unsurprised this shield also appears in medieval Russia. 

Only they made it pink, because of reasons.

[naamahdarling]

“whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted” *applause*

[elodieunderglass]

@petermorwood can I interest you in a …. *checks notes* a … a this thing.

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@iron-hardt

[ohisms-a]

*  JOHN  MULANEY ;  THE  COMEBACK  KID.

❛  we’ve all gone too big too fast and then run out of the room.  ❜ ❛  block letters and cursive look good together!  ❜ ❛  yeah, but the past is the past.  ❜ ❛  i mean we’re all violent here, but you’re very friendly.  ❜ ❛  i don’t give off that vibe.  ❜ ❛  you could pour soup in my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you.  ❜ ❛  i’m so open and vulnerable.  ❜ ❛  i love saying “my wife”, it sounds so adult.  ❜ ❛  marriage is gonna be very magical.  ❜ ❛  ooh, who’s that fella? i bet he did kill his wife.  ❜ ❛  how could another person kill someone?  ❜ ❛  i’m not gonna do it, but i totally get it.  ❜ ❛  it’s creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly.  ❜ ❛  anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents has to die.  ❜ ❛  that’s not even a situation.  ❜ ❛  hey, you seen any loose milk?  ❜ ❛  i don’t know if you can tell that from the… everything about me.  ❜ ❛  … and a hush falls over the room.  ❜ ❛  isn’t it weird how that became a scandalous thing?  ❜ ❛  it was just some boring shit i had to do on weekends.  ❜ ❛  aw, she’s ugly!  ❜ ❛  wouldn’t you give like a million dollars to see that wedding video?  ❜ ❛  ‘cause you know how you lie to your parents?  ❜ ❛  what? huh? what? when? when?  ❜ ❛  let’s see, what problems can we solve?  ❜ ❛  that’s not how you talk.  ❜ ❛  let’s change it to trick ___.  ❜ ❛  it’s like having a baby that’s also a grandma.  ❜ ❛  oh, the things i have seen, you cocksucker.  ❜ ❛  ___  is my best friend in the world, i give her a million kisses a day.  ❜ ❛  you are no longer the alpha of the house.  ❜ ❛  look upon your sovereign,  ___,  and  tremble!  ❜ ❛  it’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash.  ❜ ❛  i love real estate agents. i mean, they are the true heroes.  ❜ ❛  it was like hanging out with my mom.  ❜ ❛  they always have that ‘fun mom’ energy.  ❜ ❛  so, there’s no toilets.  ❜ ❛  well yeah, that’s how all of life works.  ❜ ❛  this is an on - fire garbage can.  ❜ ❛  this is an on - fire garbage can. could be a nursery.  ❜ ❛  sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all.  ❜ ❛  you’re never too young to learn our national no - snitching policy.  ❜ ❛  fell deadly silent, is what they all did.  ❜ ❛  no one wants to applaud the penis of a 32 - year old weirdo.  ❜ ❛  i had no supervision when i was a kid.  ❜ ❛  i grew up before children were special.  ❜ ❛  i’m so horny and angry all the time.  ❜ ❛  and i have no outlet for it, so…  eggs.  ❜ ❛  i think emily dickinson’s a lesbian.  ❜ ❛  you can imagine the kind of stress that i’m under.  ❜ ❛  i’m telling you three weeks in advance.  ❜ ❛  that’s exactly what you won’t ask.  ❜ ❛  and then, he ordered one black coffee for himself, and kept driving.  ❜ ❛  in retrospect, that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life.  ❜ ❛  what do you do to afford v-necks, ___?  ❜ ❛  ah, numbers. the letters of math.  ❜ ❛  no one look at me or i’ll kill myself.  ❜ ❛  thank you, no one will ever see me again!  ❜ ❛  who could she have been talking to?  ❜ ❛  i need you to believe me.  ❜ ❛  one feels like a duck when one is splashing around in all this wet!  ❜ ❛  i think about that every goddamn day.  ❜ ❛  that’s the wonderful thing about crazy people, you know?  ❜ ❛  eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.  ❜ ❛  a very upsetting thing to hear, yes?  ❜ ❛  if you eat ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs.  ❜ ❛  one black coffee. same motherfucker.  ❜ ❛  my feet were not on the ground.  ❜ ❛  he never forgets a bitch, ever.  ❜ ❛  then it is revealed that she has NO hand.  ❜ ❛  you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclaire.  ❜

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For those of you wondering...

The puppy is home safe and sound and still a little sore and doped up. She'll be fine - just a couple weeks for recovery.

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Yall, on top of everything else that has been happening, my computer is thinking about DYING so posts are sporadic as I fight with old laptops and mobile. I'm still gonna do my best to respond, but I just wanted to give yall a heads up.

[valkyrietilvalhalla]

For those of you wondering...

The puppy is home safe and sound and still a little sore and doped up. She'll be fine - just a couple weeks for recovery.

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valkyrietilvalhalla‌:

Keep reading

So, for those of you wondering, here’s an update:

I managed to get all my homework done on time, which was terrible, but it happened. Rogue (my dog) is scheduled to go in for surgery tomorrow. My grandmother is paying for it (thankfully) and I just have to pay her back a little at a time until I can pay it off. The good news is that the vet sounds confident that I’ll be able to pick her up after I get off work tomorrow, so there’s that! 

Things are looking up. It’s just been a stressful couple of days.

[valkyrietilvalhalla]

Today has been so incredibly stressful and I am so tired. I planned on trying to do memes and stuff today (not that I have a lot backed up, but I wanted to do something). On top of homework that I had to finish, I had to take my dog back to the vet. She had a UTI, and it turns out now she has a bladder stone and is just peeing blood and may have to have surgery. I’m tired, ya’ll. I may not be on the next two days at all, just a heads up.

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Ya'll

Rogue and I have decided mornings are cancelled. It was unanimous.

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Hey hey; you you. You're muns so fucking precious. Hey hey , you you I hope you know it's like that

Okay, first, damn you for putting that song in my head. Second, thank you that was very sweet! 😭