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Whenever I think about people that have lives I kinda get an existential crisis. Like, everyone’s life is as, if not more, complex than mine?

I do not get how people can have lives.

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Whenever people ask me what superpower I’d choose if I could have only one, I always say “the power to give and take away powers”

It’s legit the only reasonable answer, I could have whatever power I want, when I want it. Or just give random people random powers just to mess with them.

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As a child I used to press any button I could get my tiny little fingers on. I don’t remember this myself, but my parents have made it very clear to me that I did in fact do this.

Some of the buttons I think I might’ve pressed includes; light switches, tv remotes, fans, and possibly a doomsday device. I’m not so sure about the last one tho.

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Things I’ve done as a drama student

• been tied up to a pole and been kicked

• ran around the room like a troll

• fell down on the ground as I was slapped

• given advice in my “trouble-kiosk”

• watched 1988’s “beetljuice” for inspiration

• sat uncomfortable under a table for at least 20 minutes

• been stepped on

• danced to the song “Joke’s on you” from the movie “Birds of Prey”

• been the wolf that eats little red riding hood

• fallen to the ground multiple times on several occasions

• charged through the audience with a stick while making a bird-noise