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🌛 Eli 🌜 · She/her · 30+ · excuse my french 🩷💜💙🧜‍♂️· 🔞 MDNI 🔞

[e0wens]

Hi I'm Eli !

I'm 38, my pronouns are she/her and english is not my native language.

This blog is a happy mess where I share thoughts, special interests and political views. I also post fics (see below).

I am not interested in RP and I absolutely don't want to interact with minors. My driving licence is older than you, ffs. I'm old enough to be your mother.

If you're homophobic, a terf, a racist, a right wing idiot or a Zionist, I will block you without an ounce of regret. You are warn, I block very easily. You will also be blocked if you are fatphobic or if you judge someone too thin, too skinny or I don't know what crazy norm you want to convey.

Dividers by @sweetmelodygraphics

Adrian Chase Fics:

Promiscuous - Adrian Chase x reader 🌶️

During another lonely night without your husband, you find a way to distract yourself and entertain your favorite stalker.

Adrian's cousin - Buffy the vampire slayer crossover

Adrian's cousin is in town and he introduce her to the 11th street kids.

Did I tell you that I miss you ? - Adrian Chase x reader 🌶️

Adrian leaves a drunken voice message confessing how much he miss his coworker while she is away.

Red and Teal - Adrian Chase x OC

Chapter 1 - Chapter 2🌶️ - Chapter 3 🌶️

Running from her life in the big city, fate forces Ruby to confront a past she has tried to forget all together in her hometown of Evergreen.

Red and Teal taglist

You can also finds my works on AO3.

I do not give permission for any of my fics to be fed into ai software or to be copied.

I don't take requests (yet) but you can DM me or you can scream into the void.

See ya later Alligator !

Eli

[k1niich]

[mythoughtsxxblog]

Peacemaker Season 2 for Entertainment Weekly

[shadowskribe]

I'm transferring my fics to AO3 because I do things in backwards order (obviously), and I'm reading through IICYIFY (formatting on AO3 is still a mess). But what horny ass entity possessed me when I wrote this and can it take over my mind and body again?

I don’t think I'll ever recover from that series tbh 😭

[e0wens]

My favorite person in the universe is updating her AO3 and you should all suscribe to it now!

[e0wens]

Dear anon,

You sent me a message a few hours ago about my recent fic 'Promiscuous'.

I obviously can't answer you without giving up the plot of the fic publicly and I think it'll ruin the experience for many people, especially since the fic has been published for less than 24 hours.

If you want to reach me by message, I'll be very happy to explain why these warnings were applied.

Anyway, thank you for your kinds words. I'm very happy you liked it. :)

[e0wens]

Hi Y'all!

I received another anon this morning about this fic. Tbh, it low-key send me on a spiral of anxiety. But, hey, what author does not have doubts about their own writing?

As I said before, I can't publish the asks on this blog without spoiling the fic. However, I've added end notes in the fic on AO3.

Click and you will find your answers. ;)

[nucl3arxxiv]

😝😝😝

[fic-dumpster]

[e0wens]

[greensparty]

Remembering Jennifer Finch 1966-2026

This one hurts. Musician Jennifer Finch has died at 59 (read the obit from Stereogum here). She was the bassist for L7 from 1986-1996 and since their 2014 reunion. This news comes only days after they announced that she had an aggressive form of brain cancer and a GoFundMe was set up for her. I donated and I also posted about it here. Within days they exceeded the fundraising goal.

Finch onstage with L7

Finch began as the bassist in Sugar Babydoll in the mid-80s. That band featured Courtney Love pre-Hole and Kat Bjelland pre-Babes in Toyland. She, then, co-founded the L.A. band L7. At the peak of 90s grunge, the media fixated on the idea of an all-girl punk rock band with metal tendencies (not a pop-rock band like The Bangles or The Go-Go’s, but a full-on rock band). The old boys club press that regarded them as “not bad for a girl band”, missed the point entirely. They rocked harder than a lot of male bands at the time. They had many pop culture moments in their career: their big hit “Pretend We’re Dead”, appearing in the John Waters film Serial Mom, and performing at Lollapalooza ‘94. Sadly, L7 were a cautionary tale of an indie rock band that got signed to the majors after the 90s alt-rock explosion and when they didn’t deliver the major label album sales, they were cut. Finch left the band in 1996 and the band later broke up in 2001. 

Finch and her L7 bandmates circa 1990

Dave Grohl and Finch circa 1991

Finch and Kurt Cobain circa 1991

Finch and Courtney Love in early 90s

In 1994 after the death of Hole bassist Kristen Pfaff and before Melissa Auf der Maur joined, Finch appeared in Hole's music video for "Doll Parts" on bass. L7 were close with Nirvana in the 90s and for a short time, Finch and Dave Grohl dated.

L7 live at The Paradise on 8/11/16 with Finch far right

Finch was also a noted photographer and played in some other bands including OtherStarPeople and The Shocker. In 2014, L7 reunited and Finch toured and recorded with them. Here at Green’s Party, I’ve been lucky enough to witness what L7 has done since reuniting in 2014: I saw them live in 2016 (read my review here), reviewed the 2017 documentary L7: Pretend We’re Dead (read it here), got to review their 2019 reunion album Scatter the Rats (read it here) which I named one of my Best Albums of 2019 FYI, the 30th anniversary reissue of Smell the Magic and the 30th anniversary reissue of Bricks are Heavy. Finch has been a vital part of the band’s sound. While I did like some of the albums they released after she left the band in 1996 and prior to her return in 2014, she was an essential piece of the band’s sound. 

Thoughts go out to Ms. Finch's family, L7 and their team.

[the-riff-compels-me]

Rest In Power, Jennifer Finch 😞

[queenslandsoutherngothic]

[l0serdust]

rest in peace to jennifer finch :( i am heartbroken. we will love and miss you forever. i am so sorry

[meetmeinthesandbox]

[e0wens]

I don't want to brag but I won a cooking contest this week. 🏆

Cream of zucchinis and mint with poached egg, zucchini noodles (the zoodles! wink wink) and pickled radishes.

And I forgot to take a picture of the dessert, it was an apricot and basil compote with whipped mascarpone and caramelized filo.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

screw peacemaker

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[akabull3t]

supergirl x punisher

[shadowskribe]

i want to quiz adrian on animal facts so bad!

he'd be so stoked, but i'd throw some nonsense questions in there to confuse him, because isn't that when he's cutest?

examples:

are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

why are giraffes necks and legs so long but their bodies so short?

how many suckers does an octopus have?

where is a snakes belly button?

can fish swim backwards?

[e0wens]

Imagine a YouTube channel inspired by Bill Nye, "Adrian Chase the Animal Guy".

I'll subscribe so fast. The comments section will be a real battlefield. 😂