Valor

Rock N Roller, Rollercoaster, delivery girl and fancy toaster [Mun is 18+]

[valorthekilljoy]

He's finally here!

[valorthekilljoy]

…I haven’t heard your voice before. Who are you?

Hahaha, name's Valor! Everyone's favorite Android delivery gal, known wannabe Ultra V, and second fastest skater in the zones.

Need anything?

[valvelocity]

*sounds of someone rummaging through your cabinets* ^V^

What the-- Valor?

@valorthekilljoy

[valorthekilljoy]

Heeeeeyyyyyy... I wanted to see if you had any spare ammo, I just killed my blaster.

...are you mad?

[valvelocity]

You could have asked. I would have given you some, you know.

How did you even get in? The front door is locked.

[valorthekilljoy]

I'm a tiny, tiny person and I know where all your windows are? I didn't wanna bug ya, I was gonna leave some carbons behind...

[valvelocity]

Oh.

I see.

...

My bedroom, top shelf of the bookcase. Door should be locked, but... You're you, so...

[valorthekilljoy]

I mean you could just... unlock it, otherwise I'll probably have to break into YOUR window specifically.

... sorry, I'd've asked, you just seemed in a mood.

[valvelocity]

*sounds of someone rummaging through your cabinets* ^V^

What the-- Valor?

@valorthekilljoy

[valorthekilljoy]

Heeeeeyyyyyy... I wanted to see if you had any spare ammo, I just killed my blaster.

...are you mad?

[valvelocity]

You could have asked. I would have given you some, you know.

How did you even get in? The front door is locked.

[valorthekilljoy]

I'm a tiny, tiny person and I know where all your windows are? I didn't wanna bug ya, I was gonna leave some carbons behind...

[valvelocity]

*sounds of someone rummaging through your cabinets* ^V^

What the-- Valor?

@valorthekilljoy

[valorthekilljoy]

Heeeeeyyyyyy... I wanted to see if you had any spare ammo, I just killed my blaster.

...are you mad?

[valorthekilljoy]

Mun is in hospital rn delivering a baby!

This is a long process with a lot of waiting and slowly increasing pain levels, so I'd appreciate some distraction lmao!

-JayDee

[bli-isaac]

How did I miss you getting hit by a car? Whoever did it deserves a medal.

No, he doesn’t. He’s an abusive creep.

[violent-virtue]

*snickering* And you’re NOT an abusive creep?

[bli-isaac]

No, I’m not.

[valorthekilljoy]

Nah, you gotta have meaningful relationships to be an abusive creep. Otherwise you're just a cruel creep.

[bli-isaac]

Not a creep, I just do my job.

[valorthekilljoy]

Huh. So you care more about being called a creep rather than cruel.

[bli-isaac]

I wouldn’t be calling me a creep. I mean, look at yourself.

[valorthekilljoy]

Wh-

Whaddya mean "look at yourself"? The only time I show up somewhere unwanted is if the person owes money, meanwhile your whole job is stalking and hurting people!

[bli-isaac]

My job is wrangling killjoys to the City. Extermination is a very last resort. Please we’re very civil in the City, not barbarians.

[valorthekilljoy]

You do get that I view abduction as harmful right? Like, ya get that neither death nor capture is desirable? I don't even shoot at debtors, I just yell at em.

[bli-isaac]

How did I miss you getting hit by a car? Whoever did it deserves a medal.

No, he doesn’t. He’s an abusive creep.

[violent-virtue]

*snickering* And you’re NOT an abusive creep?

[bli-isaac]

No, I’m not.

[valorthekilljoy]

Nah, you gotta have meaningful relationships to be an abusive creep. Otherwise you're just a cruel creep.

[bli-isaac]

Not a creep, I just do my job.

[valorthekilljoy]

Huh. So you care more about being called a creep rather than cruel.

[bli-isaac]

I wouldn’t be calling me a creep. I mean, look at yourself.

[valorthekilljoy]

Wh-

Whaddya mean "look at yourself"? The only time I show up somewhere unwanted is if the person owes money, meanwhile your whole job is stalking and hurting people!

[bli-isaac]

How did I miss you getting hit by a car? Whoever did it deserves a medal.

No, he doesn’t. He’s an abusive creep.

[violent-virtue]

*snickering* And you’re NOT an abusive creep?

[bli-isaac]

No, I’m not.

[valorthekilljoy]

Nah, you gotta have meaningful relationships to be an abusive creep. Otherwise you're just a cruel creep.

[bli-isaac]

Not a creep, I just do my job.

[valorthekilljoy]

Huh. So you care more about being called a creep rather than cruel.

[bli-isaac]

How did I miss you getting hit by a car? Whoever did it deserves a medal.

No, he doesn’t. He’s an abusive creep.

[violent-virtue]

*snickering* And you’re NOT an abusive creep?

[bli-isaac]

No, I’m not.

[valorthekilljoy]

Nah, you gotta have meaningful relationships to be an abusive creep. Otherwise you're just a cruel creep.

[bli-isaac]

Isaac, how's your cat doing? ^V^

@valorthekilljoy

She’s handling the treatments like a trooper.

[valorthekilljoy]

That's comforting, I hope she pulls through

[alessandralouise]

Valor flips up her visor, blowing a bubble with long tasteless bubble gum, and beeps the horn on her cute Asian motorcycle. Wind fluttered the sides of her jacket. Her electric blue helmet, splattered in paint, contrasted niceky with it's yellow twin. "LESSA!"

@valorthekilljoy

Alessa ran out of her little run-down home, dressed to the nines. She seldom got dressed up, but she felt like she had to tonight to go out with Valor. Valor was absolutely stunning, and she had to at least try and be on par with her.

“Valor, hey!” Alessa called, running up to the motorcycle. “You ready to dance? I’m ready to do anything fun. The City is fairly proper…but you know that.”

[valorthekilljoy]

"Would ya believe me if I told you I've only ever visited? The memories they gave me are desert born, not escapee."

She hands Alessa the yellow helmet, openly appraising her outfit. "Lookin good, starshine. Browsin tonight, or do you want me to be your surly lesbian lover?"

[valorthekilljoy]

H-Hello?

Helloooo! Who art thou?

[thomassweeney]

Um, d-do you know where I can find some hair dye?

[valorthekilljoy]

Sure do sugar plum, and I can get it to ya quicker than water kills a wave wavehead high. What color ya lookin for? Gotta warn ya, party poison has a monopoly on a certain shade of red. If you're lookin to copycat it's a pricy primp job.

[thomassweeney]

Um, I-I just need some black dye, just basic black hair dye…

[valorthekilljoy]

Sure thing darlin. Five carbons, plus tip. Where you at?

[thomassweeney]

I-I’ll send you my coordinates. Thank you…

[valorthekilljoy]

No problem sweet thing. Need a pair of hands or you got it?

[thomassweeney]

I-I’ve done it before on my own, I think I’ll be fine…

[valorthekilljoy]

Okie dokie, I'll drop it off some time tomorrow. I'm taking the night off, so see ya!

[valorthekilljoy]

H-Hello?

Helloooo! Who art thou?

[thomassweeney]

Um, d-do you know where I can find some hair dye?

[valorthekilljoy]

Sure do sugar plum, and I can get it to ya quicker than water kills a wave wavehead high. What color ya lookin for? Gotta warn ya, party poison has a monopoly on a certain shade of red. If you're lookin to copycat it's a pricy primp job.

[thomassweeney]

Um, I-I just need some black dye, just basic black hair dye…

[valorthekilljoy]

Sure thing darlin. Five carbons, plus tip. Where you at?

[thomassweeney]

I-I’ll send you my coordinates. Thank you…

[valorthekilljoy]

No problem sweet thing. Need a pair of hands or you got it?

[alessandralouise]

Going dancing with @valorthekilljoy

Night off from searching for supplies.

[valorthekilljoy]

*wolf whistle*

Let's go as a match girlfriend, lemme find my white lace-

[alessandralouise]

Be the yin to my yang!

[valorthekilljoy]

Any day honey bunny. Pick you up at sunset, yeah? Need a helmet or got one?

[valorthekilljoy]

Valor, do you think you can destroy my hair. Pink! -Cupid

I've done the twins up enough to getcha colored, washed, and dried in a snap. I'll come to you, yeah? Got the supplies already or need em?

[glitterbombvalentine-kjrp]

I need them! I’m sick of my blonde generic city hair

[valorthekilljoy]

Lucky you I'm stain resistant and already got a bucket and brushes! Vam also donated some dye, so you're good to go!

[valorthekilljoy]

Valor, do you think you can destroy my hair. Pink! -Cupid

I've done the twins up enough to getcha colored, washed, and dried in a snap. I'll come to you, yeah? Got the supplies already or need em?

[vamos-the-ultra-v]

I’ve got extra pink dye, if ya need it!

[valorthekilljoy]

Well if you're volunteering, yeah I'll pick some up.