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amoisthobo

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

tsunamiwavesurfing

damn bro. you trash

ios10emojis

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

tsunamiwavesurfing

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

aletheyass

i must not afternoon nap. afternoon nap is the mind-killer. afternoon nap is the little death that brings total obliteration. i will face my afternoon sleepy tired and permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the afternoon sleepy tired has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain

geeseareassholes

I MUST NOT AFTERNOON NAP. AFTERNOON NAP IS THE MIND KILLER

roundo

Who up verbing they noun

oated

I verb on his noun til he past participle

steveyockey

you people will just. say anything

steveyockey

#Tbf tho the bechdel test is pretty shitty #Like dgmw this is a stupid take but it’s a lame test anyway

okay but do you understand that liz wallace made the bechdel-WALLACE test because she was a dyke who wanted to go to movies and pretend the characters were dykes and her friend alison bechdel happened to put her silly little litmus assessment into a comic strip and then the rest of everyone else decided it was a bona fide way of means testing media for Feminist Content? do you know that? it doesn’t sound like you know that

steveyockey

some of you are the dumbest motherfuckers alive

savethelifeofmychild

kneeling down beside my bed and folding my hands and closing my eyes: dear god please let me have some gay sex soon and also maybe let me win the lottery so i never have to get a job again. okay goodbye i mean amen

lilacandladybugs

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

lilacandladybugs

*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

taxidermychrist-deactivated2025

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

vampire-cathedral

rslashrats

christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene

rslashrats

christian rock band making a song: i dedicate this one to you jesus

unwell 12 year old girl who is a couple years away from having a gender crisis: this is so naruto and sasuke

vonkarn

angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

vonkarn

DON'T be FUNNIER THAN ME

electraheart2012

glancing down at mens chest hair while theyre talking like it's cleavage

dark-sappho

so fucked up that if I want to read more then I have to read more

shrimpin-aint-easy

oarfjsh

happy womens day <3

naggingatlas

low poly sims 4 frog chuffing back a fat log monday

somecutething

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

luidilovins

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.