I am 75% Genderfluid

bisexual any pronoun human controlled by the microorganisms that live in the ✨ New York City water supply ✨

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[saladscream]

Merlin, that you?

[sophsun1]

It's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. And we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and everybody lives happily ever after.

ANTHONY STEWART HEAD as Rupert Giles

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[the-catholic-inkling-deactivate]

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 1/?

Bonus:

[vampantheon]

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

[vampantheon]

peace and love on planet fucking earth

[cocoon2010]

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

The pit courtyard or sunken courtyard (地坑院dikengyuan), traditional Chinese courtyard on the Loess Plateau.

Cnetizen showing the interior of a dikengyuan—renovated for nowadays living (cr住在森林深处的小精灵)

[evilkitten3]

heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

carbs hugging meat 💕

[ratliker1917]

CIA INTERROGATOR: did you know the "wasabi" in most sushi restaurants outside japan is just horseradish, and that real wasabi is almost impossible to mass produce, and thus very expensive?

ME: shut thef uck up. set me free. asshole.

CIA INTERROGATOR: i would also find calling white chocolate, "chocolate", to be debatable

[thulium]

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

[oldpaintings]

A Rose Arbour and Old Well, Venice by Ellen Fradgley (English, 1897-1942)

[bbnotumbl]

[machinot]

Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]