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My dumbass thought pride month was on july 💔💔

ANYWYAS HAPPY PRIDE YALLL 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Also i dont have tbe luxury of all my apps turning gay so like i kinda forger

bobobazarra

TF YOU MEAN THIS PERSON BORN IN 09 LOOKS AS OLD AS ME??? BOOO GO BACK TO MIDDLE SCHOOL YOU TWATT

#also i might start tumblering again #maybe

vampiricmeurot

I kept the glare effect because its how i see now

orchidthesupportingcharacter

Astigmatism gang

vampiricmeurot

The glare was mostly caused by my sleep deprivation to play EU5 but my astigmatism definitely also contributeddd

#also #do you also think that the word astigmatism is kinda funnyy #like #it feels like the eye version of autism #idk why #i mean it is a kind of ism ig but stilll

I forgor to say it yesterday as no one reminded me but happy easter everyone!!

I kept the glare effect because its how i see now

#also its more like 10 hours #my electricity went out earlier in the day #i love how motivaited i am to play eu5 for like 10 hours straight #AND I PAID 40 DOLLARS FOR IT BTW #and then you can ask me to play like the game of all time for 5 dollars #and i would go like BROOOO THATS TOOO MUCH MONEYYY AND IM BUSSY ALLLLLLL DAY I CANT DAWG FR REAL #and you could straight BEG ME and BUY ME THE GAME and i would still complain #like some of my friends atp are begging me to try new games #and my here playing eu5 BECAUSE I SAW IT IN A DREAMM #IM NOT JOKING #I HAD A DREAM OF ME PLAYING EU5 AND IMMEDIATELY HOPPED ON STEAM STRIAGHT UP PAYED #40 DOLLARS WITHOUT SECOND THOUGHTS #Chad Meurot playing eu5 alone because they saw it in a dream #vs chud friends having fun playing their multiplayer games together #I HAVE TO STAYY ON THE GRINDDD #also thats was a long talk wth

Aprils fools felt normal to me…

It shows how much of a fool i have become 💔💔

#also soul eater remake is apparently coming #im gonna actually read the manga #to be prepared #also omg hi timblr #i should start tombloring again huhh #also i liked this quote so much im making it my discord status

If olive oil is made out of olives, seed oil is made out of seeds, and coconut oil made out of coconuts, then whats baby oil made out of???

This joke was hosted by my 9 yo sister Sana

When my lecturer thinks im a guy but im actually on the gen

Happpy birthday to my women mutuals!!!

vampiricmeurot

Iran got nuclear bombs soooooo

We are about to have a lot of funn

vampiricmeurot

Okay nvm it was a mistranslation its just a rreaaallly strong warhead

Iran got nuclear bombs soooooo

We are about to have a lot of funn

#also apperantly there was an earthquake in irannn the other dayy #i wonder what caused itttt #my source is that im delusional

vampiricmeurot

Brooo im so boredd they striked EVERY province in iraq except Baghdad which is literally the capital, all i hear is either drones falling or planes flying above us, where are the strikes???? Like i keep getting scared for no reason

orchidthesupportingcharacter

Your forcefield...

vampiricmeurot

TURN OFF THE FORCEFIELE PLEASE EVERY PROVINCE IS GETTING A HOLLIDAY EXCEPT USS

Brooo im so boredd they striked EVERY province in iraq except Baghdad which is literally the capital, all i hear is either drones falling or planes flying above us, where are the strikes???? Like i keep getting scared for no reason

vampiricmeurot

Okay look, i wanna get out of my bed and drink water but what if Netanyahu is waiting for me there??

orchidthesupportingcharacter

Kill him then

vampiricmeurot

Unfortunately i meant that metaphorically and he sending drones instead

orchidthesupportingcharacter

Ah I suppose that makes more sense. Good luck and stay safe I guess

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