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Just so we’re clear, movies that are only 15 years old do not need a remake. And movies that are only 10 years old definitely don’t need a remake

queer-ragnelle

And most movies never need a remake!

chalkbird

i fucking love urban fantasy. yes this car has a mind of its own. literally. yes this abandoned mall is a gateway to another realm. yes this subway train is actually a Creature. yes the streets twist and turn to hide the places you're not supposed to see. yes when you find the right phone booth your call gets forwarded to The Entity. yes if you don't step off the escalator it just keeps going. yes there are fairies on e-scooters. yes you can stop and have a chat with the statues. yes that door says no entry but what if you took a quick peek. just one.

scoobydoomistakes

Say it isn't so! The maraca-gourd-thing fell down the stairs!

Okay, more like it was kicked, whatever.

It's all the same to the gourd.

They run.

Fred 'n' Velma hear.

They run.

Fred 'n' Velma prepa– wait, how long of a process is sprinting down the stairs?!

They just keep running...

...preparations are made...

...and after an entire– er, hold on.

*opens stopwatch*

*squints*

...25 freakin' seconds to sprint down 3 flights of stairs?

That couldn't possib– er, re-hold on

*re-opens stopwatch*

*times, as a 31-year-old, running down the stairs for the internet*

According to a highly-unscientific test, you can very easily run down a flight of stairs in 2.5 seconds.

They would be 10 stories deep in the earth's crust.

Er, seven after going down the three of the– just forget it

cosmovain

is it weird if i say i genuinely wish there was more positivity aimed at people w large chests

cosmovain

"having a large chest is the beauty standard" no having a large chest is the Sexual standard theres a difference. i can only even be Hot and everything i ever wear will be deemed too sexual for every single situation. tank top shows too much cleavege or side boob a button up is always too busty and a crop top will always show too much skin. having a large chest leads to so much back pain and sexualization and complaining about it makes people go "ahh grass is alwahs greener/you are the beauty standard, why complain?" like genuinely i urge yall to watch anything with a larger chested woman and notice, REALLY notice, that her chest is her entire personality. notice that people critiqing misogynist charavter designs alwayd tend to rally in the statement that large chest=misogny, casting aside the Many Many Many women and people who look like Me and just . have a large chest? and exist? and deserve respect and not to be seen as nothing more than a sex symbol by both sides? idk ikdayy

popsunner

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

popsunner

Don’t do this to me

professional-chaotic-dumbass

my brother in christ you made the post

tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors

oilpalette

Glamour Cat, 2026 by Brazilian artist Daniel Arthur

pupperish

I love this type of post so much

azaablue

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

importantpics

scamguy

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

magicalmrmephistopheles

couldn’t leave this in the tags

janmisali

the thing about copyright abolition is that. what makes theft bad is that something is taken away from its rightful owner. in this sense, copyright infringement is literally not theft, because making a copy of something doesn't tangibly cause the original owner to lose anything that they would otherwise have. copyright enforcement, on the other hand, does take away people's access to what should be theirs. anyone who makes art while employed by a corporation and is unable to sell their work because it does not belong to them, anyone who's been sued by a pop musician for making music that sounds vaguely similar if you don't allow the jury to listen to the actual songs, these people have far more in common with victims of theft than anyone whose copyright has been infringed