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Commodore Norrington, Curse of the Black Pearl: One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness

Commodore Norrington, At World’s End: I had nothing to do with your father’s death. But that does not absolve me of my other sins

#oh James Norrington you tragic character you #the cinematic parallels in these movies are *chef’s kiss*#james norrington #pirates of the caribbean #potc #the curse of the black pearl #at world's end

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Why the heck are the words “dad” and “daddy” being used in the Odyssey trailer

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Why the heck did the production for The Odyssey leave behind plastic props at the bottom of the seabed off the coast of the island of Lipari in the Aeolian archipelago, which is a protected marine habitat

#the odyssey #nolan’s odyssey #aeolian archipelago #lipari

Ewwww I hate the fact that Google’s search engine is AI now because you can’t search a specific quote without Google taking it literally

#anti ai #a bugs life

In defense of Flik from A Bugs Life, he actually did tell the circus bugs his story and did mention his intention of hiring them to fight the grasshoppers, the issue is he said it to Tuck and Roll, who he didn’t realize don’t understand English

#Francis: ‘you said nothin about fighting grasshoppers pal!’#Flik: are you kidding I said the whole thing to your pillbug friends and I specifically asked for HELP not entertainment #Francis: okay so the thing about the pillbugs #a bugs life #flik #tuck and roll

lobstabear

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

knittingontheroad

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

kidzbopdeathgrips

play squid games win squid prizes

corneliaavenue-ao3

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

gnar-slabdash

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

naamahdarling

Comment on prev's fic to give prev ENCOURAGEMENT to write their fanfiction

linren-linduil

Reblog to give prev the ENERGY to write their fanfiction

Nothing beats the character growth of Barbossa going from actual evil villain to weird uncle in the span of 3 movies

#tfw he tries to kill you in the first movie and officiates your wedding in the third #hector barbossa #pirates of the caribbean #potc

snoopyoftheday

snoopy of the day

#snoopy #charlie brown #snoopy of the day #peanuts

drpeppercoupon

Quaritch and Ardmore should consider themselves lucky that Tamtey is so far away because if Tam got just enough gumption to fly over there Bridgehead would be leveled in one night

dane-saberz

quaritch made the mistake of calling bukowski back to bridgehead tho and i just know tamtey is hunting that man to the ends of pandora

drpeppercoupon

You're so right. Tamtey is tracking his rancid scent as we speak. Bukowski is counting his days. Tamtey's gonna take one look at Bridgehead and go feral like a kid's first time at Chuck E. Cheese. They never saw the Sarentu coming.

whaleiumsharkspeare

#incomprehensible have a nice day

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Just so we’re clear, movies that are only 15 years old do not need a remake. And movies that are only 10 years old definitely don’t need a remake

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This post is making rounds again, I’m assuming because Moana comes out tomorrow. And that’s good because Moana was in fact the reason I made this specific post, but it’s applicable to just about anything really

#hey disney can you literally stop #moana 2026 #<- shouldn’t exist #live action remakes #(are dumb)