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@van-gothic
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
Iâm so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
âVagina-ownersâ
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldnât have to ask these questions if I didnât have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesnât change by any great margin, youâre fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
me: look at this really cool thing i love a lot and am really invested in!!!!
friend: cool
me: if you wanted me dead why didnât you say so earlier
oppression isnât generational and trying to frame politics as âthe old people are wrong and the young people are rightâ erases the fact that there are old people who have been fighting the good fight for decades and the fact that there are young people who are literally nazis
People training their bodies specifically to do one sport is the real life equivalent of maxing out one of your skill trees in an RPG
post secret 08.04.18
I donât have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky
you would not believe your eyes
if 20,000 tethered flies
hoisted my corpse into the sky
ppl are so annoying âyou canât paint ur bedroom pink youâre an adultâ i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
so you dated the wrong person and learned a hard lesson. you chose the wrong major and had to start over again. you cherished a friend who backstabbed you. it sucks, but itâs also going to work out. thatâs life; you learn, hurt, love, cry, laugh, and keep going. you experience setbacks and you grow and itâs all okay.
Stay strong, hold on Youâve got to keep it together now Just dry your eyes âCause boys donât cry
Did I ever tell you all about the time my dad was teaching and a student climbed IN the window?
I only got like two responses on this but itâs one of my favorite stories from my dadâs classroom so buckle up.
So my dad taught junior English at a local high school, he taught on the second story of a building that was built back when schools had large windows that opened, and his windows faced the front of the building.
So one day in like April heâs teaching Moby Dick or Gone with the Wind or something with the windows open a crack to allow spring air into the classroom and one of the windows opens further and a kid climbs in through the window.
This kid, who hasnât been at school since winter break, puts his finger to his lips. crouches for a second under the window, crawls to the classroom door, peaks out the window in the door, opens the door and slips into the hall.
He apparently then dashes down the hall, slips through the door into another junior English class (taught by my dadâs friend), where he again puts his finger to his lips, jogs across the room, climbs out the window (which faced a courtyard on the backside of the front hall) and disappears.
Turns out, the kid had been in a juvenile detention center since Christmas, escaped, and decided no one would look for him in his school. To this day I have no idea what happened after he climbed into the courtyard.
#this kid and the pie kid are my favories
Please tell about the pie kid because this story is hilarious and I want to hear about the pie kid
Ah yes, pie kid. The pie kid is legendary at the school.
So my dadâs school has faculty meetings every Teusday after school, and the teachers would all bring food (because after 7+ hours of school even teachers are hungry then they have to sit in a meeting for at least an hour talking about test scores or whatever).
So this kid, I donât know what the motivation here was, but he would sneak into the library and take food from the meetings. Usually they just let him because, I mean, heâs not really harming anything. That just made him bolder though. One day he began taking an entire pie from the meetings.
So one day heâs sitting in the hall eating an entire pie because high school, and security took offense at this (because he was in the building after all students were supposed to leave, also he was apparently a trouble maker who security was familiar with) and this is where the story starts getting a little crazy.
Obviously, when security shows up, pie kid runs (carrying the uneaten half of his pie). This becomes a normal Teusday afternoon sight: security chasing pie kid through the halls as heâs eating pie stolen from a faculty meeting. The kid regularly found himself in odd corners of the building, including the roof, the boiler room, the field house, the magnet school behind the high school, etc. hiding from security and eating his pie.
Eventually, security caught up with him and his pie and dragged him to the principalâs office.
Now, the principal at this point is a little.. strict. He runs a tight ship.. or thinks he does.. you know those people who are VERY concerned with their world being EXTREMELY orderly and the world just stares them in the face and refuses? That was this principalâs life. He was trying to make a 2,500 student high school walk in lock step. As shown by the last story, that doesnât happen at this school.
So the principal is alerted that pie kid, whoâs been on the run from security for 2 months, is in his office with todayâs pie. So the kid waits in the office finishing his pie and the principal walks in, closes the door, sits down, and says something like âwhat is going on?â
At this point the kid (who has finished his pie of the day) gets up, calmly walks over to the window, opens it, climbs out, hops the bushes under the window, and runs away.
That was the last anyone at the school saw him.
Well that was unexpected but a lovely tie in and that school needs to have better control of its windows.
âDate someone who begs to go down on you.â
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