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vance whittle. football star. writer. 20. taken.  "What do cheerful people say when something crappy happens and they make it sound like it wasn’t crappy?" "A blessing in disguise?" "Yeah, maybe that’s what this is… This is that."

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[kieran-pat]

Classes are always so tiring these days. Not got a single second to think for myself lately. Wish I could just stay in bed all day. My mother would be proud of me I’m sure.

[vancewhittle]

I think it's healthy to take a break every now and then. Let your mind rest and all that jazz.

[vancewhittle]

text: anyone

Katie: how do I get red wine out of white pants pls help this is an emergency

Vance: bleach? maybe tears of a virgin?

[vancewhittle]

Isaac: I haven't been this sick in a really long time.

Vance: Oh, how the tables have turned, Mr. Doctor.

[vancewhittle]

text - open

Hallie: anyone wanna do this math for me

Vance: will you pay me?

[halliejfc-deactivated20151121]

I wanna hike the Lord of the Rings trail.

[vancewhittle]

Isn't that in New Mexico.

[kieran-pat]

Sports or something. You look quite athletic. 

[vancewhittle]

Ah, right. Well, I've played football most of my life. I only switched majors this semester.

[kieran-pat]

Oh that’s cool. Do you like it? I’ll be honest. I thought you were going to say something completely different.

[vancewhittle]

Oh, I love it. What'd you think I was going to say?

[halliejfc-deactivated20151121]

Probably Australia. What about you?

[vancewhittle]

Bermuda. Why Australia?

[smd-levi]

Of course I do you tiny fuck.

[vancewhittle]

Careful, asshole.

[emmabrewster]

Oh, that’s easy - Paris.

[vancewhittle]

Anything a little more, y'know, affordable?

[astridderoux-blog]

Valid point. Although I think the same is true for the Chemistry section.

[vancewhittle]

It's pretty much the whole back section of the library.

[kieran-pat]

Such a turn off, you’re right. So tell me, what’re you studying, Vance? 

[vancewhittle]

I'm a creative writing major.

[astridderoux-blog]

Why the Paleontology section?

[vancewhittle]

Because no one's ever fucking there.

[kieran-pat]

It’s better than being a hateful person at least. Too many of those around. Nice to meet you Vance, I’m Kieran.

[vancewhittle]

I totally agree. A bad attitude is such a turn off. It's real nice to meet you too, man.

[kieran-pat]

Yeah, it mustn’t be easy. Sorry. Yeah, go find him it might help. If you can’t I’m always willing to talk your ear off. Even if we don’t know each other.

[vancewhittle]

You know, you're awful nice. I appreciate it. I'm Vance.

[kieran-pat]

I see, that’s kind of a tricky situation to be in. Is there anyone that you could be around, even for a few hours to make sure you’re alright?

[vancewhittle]

So, you can see why I'm struggling. I have my boyfriend... if I can find him.