I AM JESUS

im hella crispy 🍤

[doingitforthevine-deactivated20]

[thetenderpassion]

[okaynadine-null-deactivated2014]

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[unclefather]

when you have to keep telling your cat not to eat plastic and they do it again

[negativenine-blog]

*spits out plastic* meow fuck you i do what i want

[unclefather]

oh fuck i really thought my cat was talking to me at first

[evilrashida]

[pochowek]

[bookstoner]

[onlytwitterpics]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[memewhore]

[dutchstore]

The sea lion is trying to eat my hand by Edward Kim

[bob-belcher]

[buzzfeeduk]

[brokebackboys]

[teenscoolest]

[samwilsons]