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vanessa; your ignorance is more scandalous than my promiscuity.

[joebroxx-deactivated20140815]

Ahh. I knew you’d be my partner.

[vanessabxtch]

You know how I do, Jonas. Blaze it, don't praise it.

[vanessabxtch]

Anybody know any good clinics? I want a boob job.

[joebroxx-deactivated20140815]

Happy Easter guys. Also, happy 4\20?

[vanessabxtch]

Blaze it up, motherfucker.

[take-whats-mine-take-some-more]

[vanyhudgenss]

[taylorallyswift]

Pretty sure my camera is going to break if I attempt to take any more pics on this trip.

[vanessabxtch]

Then chances are you've got a very shit camera, and need to get that looked at.

[sonya-afl]

[bayvnickj-blog]

Bad start to the day. I lost my hat.

[vanessabxtch]

And you only own one hat, hmm.

[justagirlcalled-des-deactivated]

I'm so excited for Easter.

[vanessabxtch]

It's just an excuse for people to put on weight. I hate it.

[payno-maximus-deactivated201405]

I hope we go to Colorado, they have Marijuana vending machines.

[vanessabxtch]

Please tell me you're not fucking about.

[the-9ties-deactivated20161113]

[payno-maximus-deactivated201405]

I like to think I have better things to do than to people watch but it may just be picked up as one of my hobbies. 

[vanessabxtch]

What are you implying?

[payno-maximus-deactivated201405]

I’m finally getting society.

[vanessabxtch]

It's not a difficult concept to grasp. You watch the public enough, you'll soon see they all slot into a category. It generally tends to be people that give a fuck about anything, and people that don't.

[payno-maximus-deactivated201405]

Makes a lot of sense. And Coachella is the time for all of those kids to come together and brag about the latte’s they sell.

[vanessabxtch]

You've got it.

[badgirleeshyjospo]

That’s an interesting but amazing way to introduce yourself, I love it. Pleasure to meet you as well, Vanessa. How are you doing? I hope you haven’t done anything too destructive today.. 

[vanessabxtch]

Afraid not. We've only just arrived, and I'm still deciding whether the accent sounds funny when being screamed furiously or not. Don't worry, it will happen soon enough. Why are you here, hmm? Nothing better to do?

[payno-maximus-deactivated201405]

They got kicked to the curb after failing to earn their degree and had to put up with working there. So you’re saying it’s basically the MacDonald’s for people who want a social life?

[vanessabxtch]

It's the MacDonald's for the indie kids. 

[badgirleeshyjospo]

I guess now is the best time to introduce myself. I’m Sophia Bush and I like long walks on the beach. Was that terrible?

[vanessabxtch]

I'm Vanessa Hudgens, and I like slashing people's tyres and keying phallic images into cars. Pleased to meet you.