how to handle your chaotic partner! with vivien hugo ⋆.˚༄
get used to their spontaneity (and surprises) ⋆ . ࿔ ˚
“Hey, Viv!” you barge into your humble abode, calling for your boyfriend all the way from the entrance hall. Once in the living room, you approach him with an air of mischief that is familiar and hence doesn’t raise any suspicions yet. “Guess what I did.”
“What is it you’ve done dear?”
Whatever Hugo was doing suddenly became extremely disinteresting as he took note of your excitement. And he won’t lie, he’s a bit weary of what you could be dropping on him. “I’m not sure. Did you bring another cat home without my knowledge?”
“No, I didn’t find any on my way home today.” Okay, he’s glad he won’t have to worry about being a father to another cat so soon after you decided to bring a stray home not even two weeks ago. “Try again.”
“Did you fight the neighbour over "your parking spot” again?”
“Nooo. Not today at least.”
“...Did you run someone over then?”
“I can’t think of anything else then. You’ll have to tell me.”
“I got a tattoo!” That definitely wasn’t in his bingo for today. Since when were you planning on getting one of those? And just where is it, because every uncovered spot on your skin that Hugo’s eyes can see are free from any type of ink?
“I don’t see anything though.”
“Cus it’s on my back, look!” you turn around and lift your shirt, revealing nothing other than a trampstamp of a butterfly. “Ta-dah! Do you like it?”
“What prompted this exactly?” It might sound like he’s found it distasteful when he says it like that, but it’s quite the opposite. He likes it. A lot. Still, he’s caught off guard by this radical decision of yours. “You never said anything about getting one before.”
“I don’t know. Guess I wanted to change my look a little,” Little is not a good word to describe your new ink as it sits quite big in your lower back. “Plus, I’m kinda carrying a piece of you everywhere I go now. Isn’t that cute?”
When you see it from that perspective it is, indeed, very endearing.
Enough to get him flustered actually.
be prepared for their weird questions at all times ⋆ . ࿔ ˚
It’s the morning of Hugo’s birthday.
Neither you or Hugo have any responsibilities to tend to, so you’re graced with the luxury of lazing and fooling around together in bed for once, and your boyfriend, like the clingy man he is, has his arm around you and his thumb drawing circular patterns on your naked back.
The room is quiet, but the silence between you is not unwelcomed.
Besides the chirp of the birds outside and your mingling breaths, no other sound can be heard.
This is the best gift Hugo could ever ask for. To have the person he cherishes the most in his arms after showing his love for them in the most intimate and sincere way two humans can. No other present he gets today will ever top the one you gave him this morning, and everyday really, which is the fortune of being loved by you.
He should thank his lucky stars more often for making you his soulmate this lifetime. But he’ll do that later. Now, he wants to enjoy this rare tranquilility with you.
“Viv,” your voice breaks the quietness of the moment. By the tone in your voice, he can immediately tell a question is coming. You have this peculiar habit of querying him at the most random times possible. He obviously doesn’t mind it. He’d say he finds it amusing actually, so he’s looking forward to hearing what is in your mind today and is ready to give you a good answer.
“...What do you think is the meaning of our existence?”
This question is too normal compared to what you usually ask. He can’t help to wonder why you chose to ask him that now of all times though.
Not that any of the other questions you’ve made ever made sense at the time they were asked, it’s just hard to compute in Hugo’s head why you’d ask something so deep in the afterglow of your lovemaking.
He’s wondering if it was potentially so bad and boring that your mind started to ponder about the meaning of life in the midst of it.
He sticks to ignoring that silly thought and shifts his mind’s focus to the question at hand. “What is the meaning of our existence, you said?”
“Yes…What do you think we’re really here for?”
“Hm,” he doesn’t need to give much thought to it. “To follow our aptitudes and live the life that’s intended for us.”
“Of course you’d say that.”
“Were you expecting anything new?”
“I was, for some reason. Maybe I need to think of better questions to ask you.”
“You do that,” he kisses the top of your head before pulling you even closer.
The stillness from before his back, however it didn’t stay for long, because somehow that brain of yours has another thing stored for him. “I think I have a better one now.”
“So like…would you rather, sit on a cake and suck a dick or sit on a dick and eat a cake?”
He clearly wasn’t prepared enough today.
be aware that they might climb you at random moments of the day ⋆ . ࿔ ˚
“What is it you’re doing, mon chou?”
“I’m pretending to be a sloth hanging off a tree?” the way you said that like it was the most normal thing in the world made Vivien feel like the dumb one for even asking. “Don’t move please.”
He kind of needs to move if he wants to finish making his pre-workout before leaving for team practice. Yet he follows your orders and lets you hang off his arm for a little longer, flexing it hard enough to keep you from falling on the floor.
If this is what you want to do, he’ll entertain you like the good boyfriend he is.
always hold their hand in public or they will get lost ⋆ . ࿔ ˚
This was supposed to be a nice and calm trip to the mall.
Hugo was on the lookout for a new pair of cleats before the oncoming season of games he has, as his other ones were worn out and you’ve been urging him to get new ones for ages at this point. It was a lot harder than you imagined it to be to convince Vivien that getting new shoes was the only option because he had a sort of attachment to his old ones. Plus, your boyfriend can be a little superstitious and genuinely believes those busted shoes of his give him some sort of extra luck for his matches.
Fortunately though, you’re very persuasive — or perhaps Hugo is the one who cannot say no to you for too long. Either way, you managed to drag him out the house with the purpose of getting him some new kicks.
At least that was the initial plan of action. Because instead of looking for new shoes, Hugo is on the search for his partner who disappeared as soon as he took his eyes away from you to speak to a worker for less than five minutes.
Yes, you evaporated into thin air and got Hugo stressed out in the span of five minutes.
His first instinct was to call you, just to hear the sound of your phone vibrating inside the handbag on his shoulder after the first three rings.
As much as he’s trying to stay calm during this whole fiasco, there’s a part of his brain that is reprimanding him for his carelessness. How the hell did he not hear you sneaking away earlier?
Since calling you is out of the question and he has probably gone into every store on this floor, you’ve left him with no other option besides one..
“My love,” His voice echoes throughout the whole building as he speaks to you through the intercom. “I am waiting for you at the entrance. Please come back, I’m getting worried.” The curious eyes he’s getting from the other patrons would bother him in any other scenario, now though? he’s focused on finding you to care.
“I hope this helps to find them,” the nice security lady who gave him the permission to use the intercom is giving an apologetic look. The type you give a worried parent who lost their child in a mall and not to a guy who’s lost their partner who’s very much grown.
One could say this strategy was a little over the top, but the relief of seeing you walk towards the entrance a few minutes later was worth every weird look he got. “They were giving free samples and I got tempted…Sorry.”
“It’s fine, my love.” Although you got him worried for a good while, Hugo cannot bring himself to be upset. He can never be upset with you no matter what. “Just hold my hand for now, okay?”
And this time he’ll make sure to not let go of you.
an — im posting a bday fic late AGAIN :(((( anyways happy late bday to my beautiful king hugo vivien. ily sexy daddy sorry i failed u </3. also i did this while half asleep AGAIN. so if there's any mistakes...then idk.
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