Lokius are on a field mission in the US circa 1980 and they enter a store to look for clues about a variant causing trouble. As they pass a magazine rack Loki pauses and backtracks to go back, picking up one of the magazines.
It's a jet ski magazine and a very young, very shirtless and tanned and fit, Mobius is lounging on the jet ski in a very lewd manner (no he isn't, he is a normal jet ski model but to Loki he is being especially lewd, practically pornographic) with his shirtless body and easy-going smile and bright blue eyes making love to the camera like that. Positively *indecent* if you ask Loki (exactly zero people asked Loki).
He considers stealing the magazine, but he knows that Mobius frowns upon stealing unless in emergency situations.
So, he buys it instead.
