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Peter Solarz
Stranger Things
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Andulka
Cosmic Funnies
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Love Begins
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@variety-poll-shenanigans
Poll Masterpost Masterpost
Capitalist Poll (WINNER: Bossman Hero)
Narrator Poll (nominate characters here) (live now!)
COMING SOON...
Possessed Children Poll (nominate characters here - no deadline. you can continue to nominate characters for the bonus round, even after the tournament has begun) (date tbd)
hey there! How have things been? I've noticed the mods have been rather quiet lately. Do you have any updates on the finale of the narrator poll? If not that's fine, just wanted to check in!!
WE FORGOR (OOPS) (WE WILL TRY TO GET ON THAT SOMETIME HJFSDSD) (I STILL NEED TO DRAW THE FINALE ART...) - Mod Sam
Hiya! Mod Paste here and whoops yeah you are correct we have been fairly radio silent oops
Basically uh. We keep getting distracted lol. Mostly with other projects (this one goes out to the Wandersong Zine) and varying interests. BUT- we do want to finish the narrator poll and we do plan to! Hopefully we can get it out fairly soon-ish lol - Mod Pastel
NARRATOR POLLS ROUND 3 RESULTS
Apologies for the delays! There were some motivation issues! But anyways...
Out of 207 votes...
Wordgirl Narrator: 44%
Chara Dreemurr: 56%
Chara wins!
Chara! Fantastic work, young one! It was a close battle but truly, one well fought! Certainly seems our voters had a difficult time choosing here- a testament to both of you, really.
Out of 297 votes...
Grandmother Raven: 69.4%
The World Machine: 30.6%
Grandmother Raven wins!
Ah, so the god won. Can’t say that’s necessarily a surprising outcome, but a round of applause to both of you nonetheless! Perhaps it’s for the better it turned out this way- fear not dear feline, the squares can hurt us no more!
Prepare yourselves for the final round! (coming uh. whenever i draw the image for that)
One day left to vote!!
SOMC?
Southern Ohio Medical Center?????
FHJSDFDSSFDJ i meant the secrets of minecraft narrator
No no hear me out
Both are british
Both interact with the characters
Both directly influence the story regularly
Both have influenced the story directly by being game show hosts exactly one time each
Both are friends with the Main Character
An then there's the possible dynamics between the narrators
The silly goofy guy is actually the more normal of the two
The straight man (who's actually gay) is actually a fucking weirdo in the best possible way
Both seem to have physical bodies Offscreen, allowing for soft moments like, for example, lying on top of each other while watching a feel-good movie
Both are clearly neurodivergent
They can combine their brainpower to create one whole braincell, which they wound share
They both love Minecraft. Technically we've never seen the WG narrator play Minecraft but you can't tell me he wouldn't love it
The WG narrator would totally make a massive mansion and TSP narrator would think his dirt hut is still classier and that's funny to me
...huh
This was a crackship at first, but this could be genuinely work. Like unironically they would go so well together
so what im hearing is the ultimate polycule is WG narrator x TSP narrator x SOMC narrator
OH NO WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME PICK BETWEEN THE NARRATOR FROM WORDGIRL AND CHARA DREEMUR/j
Side note wordgirl narrator X TSP narrator
DFSHHFSDHSDF
Gee TSP narrator, who let you have TWO narrator boyfriends?
Lovin the contrast between the two polls goin rn gdsdgfsgdhfs
Just, an extremely close battle vs an absolute landslide loll
NARRATOR POLLS ROUND 3
The narrator (WordGirl)
Chara Dreemurr (Undertale)
"Ah, yes, I see Chara has been doing quite well! I mean, really, this time they're just up against a disembodied voice- that shouldn't be too hard! ... What's with that look?- Oh. Oh, I see. Yes, maybe I shouldn't be so quick to underestimate. Well, nonetheless, I wish both of you the best of luck!"
NARRATOR POLLS ROUND 3
Grandmother Raven (Wizard101)
The World Machine (OneShot)
"Oh goodness that is quite the matchup. Imagine getting into a conflict with a god on two separate occasions, now that is just absurd. Though, I will admit, those squares are starting to become the slightest bit concerning.. I'm sure it's fine. A bird against a cat- the results will certainly be interesting- perhaps even give insight as to the depths of nature, the conflict of creatures, the-"
okay, buddy, you have fun there
NARRATOR POLLS BONUS ROUND RESULTS
Hi sorry for being so quiet recently! We're kinda losing steam here haha but the show goes on!!
Out of 47 votes...
Voidfish: 25.5%
Brooke Page: 42.6%
And out of 59 votes...
Game: 23.7%
Lemony Snicket: 30.5%
Congrats to all of the above for winning this bonus round! They all get little pats on the head and plastic crowns!
Round 3 will be up in a moment!
while I know it's probably not gonna, it would be cool to see the war of the worlds narrator win the bonus round. my reason? because it was a real radio special that orson welles pulled together for halloween and it genuinely caused mass hysteria in the US for a time. like people were running away in droves n stuff like that. while it may have messed up welles career, war of the worlds became pop culture and inspired a whole flavor of science fiction! so yeah. let the funny radio special win please :)
(fhghfhsh also apologies for just infodumping in your inbox, I have a soft spot for this narrator)
🎉hell yeah i highly encourage infodumping in my inbox
thats really interesting!
Oh, yeah. I think I get it. The Fortnite narrator is the currently anonymous person or Group that writes the quests and interviews characters so that you can have a description for each character.
This is probably gibberish tho to you if you don't play Fortnite
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FORTNITE HAS A NARRATOR????
according to the submission we got, yes
NARRATOR POLLS BONUS ROUND PART 2
Voidfish/The narrator (The Adventure Zone)
The narrator (Puppeteer)
Brooke Page (Ever After High)
The narrator (The War of the Worlds)
The narrator (Awful Hospital)
The Top 2 will win! (Note that this does not mean they will join the main competition, this just means I will give them a pat on the back and a little crown)
NARRATOR POLLS BONUS ROUND PART 1
The narrator (Pokémon)
Game (There Is No Game)
The narrator (The Powerpuff Girls)
Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events
The narrator (Dude, Stop)
The narrator (Epithet Erased)
The narrator (Fortnite)
The Top 2 will win! (Note that this does not mean they will join the main competition, this just means I will give them a pat on the back and a little crown)
lol we're just gonna run the bonus round now stand by