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hello vasolineflies

what's your favorite color / favorite color pairing 🤔 answer me NOW

red… bright red. I also like bright/deep blue a lot, international klein blue specifically

might be a basic pair but I love red and white. if you wanted something cooler then maybe pink and brown

#vasolineflies:talk #truth be told I love all bright and highly saturated colors but red will always be my number one #I actually love any shade and hue of red #< also i’m in a constant state of backtracking on myself

you hurt my feelings :( jk

SORRRYYYY i’ve been tagged in so many before and I feel bad for ignoring them but I genuinely cannot stand putting these long ass reblog chains on my profile. INCREDIBLY unreasonable of me I know but maybe i’ll finally answer some in the future

#vasolineflies:talk #let it be known that I am a prick #wouldn’t blame anyone for not putting up with my bullshit

You are given a fullly grown Hipppopotamus bulll and no other resources. You face no legal repercusssions for owning it in the first place, but are stilll responsible for any damages it may cause. You must keep your hippopotamus happpy and healthy for 5 years, at the end of this time you get 5 billlion dolllars and the hipppo removed from your life (if so desired)

What do you do

make that dude my best friend. i’ll bring him around for adventures and we’ll frolic in fields or roll around in mud. i’d bring him along for any occasion and if i’m not allowed to then I simply won’t go. even after the 5 years are up i’d still keep him and splurge on making a nice environment for him to live in. not rly a hippo expert or anything but i’d learn how to care for one properly just for my new companion

#vasolineflies:talk

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