Vasper Ayres

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[wyd-lukee]

“Life’s boring when you aren’t hooking up with me isn’t it?” 

Exhausting, that’s more like it. Almost forgot what it was like to fuck a guy who wasn’t done in five minutes 

[vaspersmh]

Exhausting, that’s more like it. I must say it’s really refreshing to see guys who can last more than five minutes, though. 

[bby-willow]

“I’m always down to fuck some things up. Just say when and where.”

[vaspersmh]

Here and now? Or better yet, when we go to that ski trip to Canada. You coming, right? Shit, two weeks in a hotel, it’s just calling for trouble.

[xavierknix-deactivated20160507]

“’When did Northvale become so fucking boring?’ is a better question.”

[vaspersmh]

We need to fix this, man. Got any ideas?

[roralol]

Okay, how about this. I supply the place and the money and you take care of everything else?

[vaspersmh]

Shit, I like the way you think. I guess I could pull together a little something.

[roralol]

Well, how about you throw a party?

[vaspersmh]

I would, but I don’t have the place or the money. Being broke sucks, girl.

[vaspersmh]

When the fuck did my life become so fucking boring? Or better yet, when did every party around here get so shit? Serious, someone needs to fuck some shit up with me asap, or else I might actually have to resort to studying to pass the time.

[nicolette-pierce]

“Thank you!”, she smiled.  “I’m Nicolette.”

[vaspersmh]

Vasper. So, Nicky, do you always go around taking pictures of strangers? Or were you just drawn by this beauty?

[vaspersmh]

Text; Open

Melody; no washing machines involved

Melody; you can say that, maybe a welcoming party?

Vasper: hell yeah now you got my attention

Vasper: alright what do you need help with then?

Vasper: keep in mind im still hungover from new years dont make me do too much girl

[vaspersmh]

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Melody; I rented an apartment so I haven't finished decorating, missing kitchen and living room

Vasper: i really hope ur not trying to get me to carry some washing machine up the stairs or something

Vasper: are you moving out on your own though thats so fucking cool

Vasper: a new party place hell yeah

[vaspersmh]

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Melody; Hey, I need some help with some boxes, I haven't finished moving please come

Vasper: girl where tf are you moving??

[fckdenis-blog]

“ — ‘ve heard enough new years resolutions to last a lifetime. most of them will be broken within a day. what’s the point? ”

[vaspersmh]

The entertainment of watching all the disappointing faces when they eat that cookie they’d promised they wouldn’t.

[nicolette-pierce]

“Say cheese!” Nicolette said snapping a picture with her camera.  “It’s for my photography class.”

[vaspersmh]

Cheese!

[vaspersmh]

Text \\ Open

Ky: Can you please help me

Ky: My phone is on 10%

Ky: I don't know how i got here but I am close to the canadian border.

Ky: I am so confused

Ky: Plus i think im still drunk

Ky: Can you please help me

Vasper: shit someone partied hard

Vasper: listen girl i gotta take care of my hungover im in no state to drive

Vasper: cant you hit up someone else

[vaspersmh]

Text — Open

Dalton: Ew

Dalton: Wait you can track phones now?

Dalton: Happy New Year, sweetie ;)

Vasper: not in the mood

Vasper: theres this track my iphone website just type my number in should give you a location

Vasper: at least help me figure out where the fuck i am

[vaspersmh]

Text — Open

Luke: Yeah probably

Luke: Be nice bc I'm saving your ass

Luke: thank u sweetie

Luke: youre my favorite too

[vaspersmh]

Text — Open

Luke: Did everyone else refuse to give you a ride home?

Luke: You could call an uber

Luke: I'm hungover and I don't want to get up

Vasper: what am i supposed to pay an uber with a fucking blow job?

Vasper: trust me i wouldnt be texting u if i had a better way out

[vaspersmh]

Text — Open

Luke: Why are you telling me this?

Luke: Can you give me like 30 min?

Vasper: because i need a ride you genius

Vasper: ugh hurry up

Vasper: i dont know anyone around me im pretty sure this isnt the party i initially went to