so i did a presentation for a party and here it is...
i wanted people to think it was innocent soā¦
^ this is when my guy friend A was like:Ā āOh heās hot. iām not crazy right? heās fucking hot???ā and we all started talking about his lips
^this is when my friend T said she got a nose bleed and we all cracked up saying that Eddie Brock was too hot and gave her a nose bleed bc she got too horny. we applauded her. (the pictures are gifs btw)
^at this point my friend M said: CAN YOU IMAGINE THE VENOM DICK? like WOW!
to which friend T promptly smacked M on his head
and then friend A said:Ā ācan we talk about the Venom dick?ā
this is when the whole room applauded and my friend Y, who was presenting, screamedĀ āMONSTER FUCKERā
M: āPROFESSOR. THE RED DOESNāT REALLY WORK, I CANāT READ.ā
K: āthatās because youāre color blind!ā
T: āTHIS ISNāT ABOUT YOU MICHAEL ITāS ABOUT VENOM AND HIS DICK.ā
^iād like to acknowledge these had transitions so all these things showed up separately and my already Chaotic and Horny friends saw this picture and immediately all said āLOOK AT THAT TONGUE. WHAT THAT TONGUE DO???ā before the text showed up andā¦ thatās all. i just need you to know that
T: Iāve still never seen this move.
A: Oh iāve never seen it eitherā¦ but DAMNĀ is he hot.
M: Ohā¦ thatās kinda fair though. like, I forgot about this, that kinda makes senseā¦.
B: wait what the FUCK????????????
T: is there a way to pause the frame bc iām pretty sure she slipped tongue in first
M: wait, isnāt that Venom that slipped tongue in first???
M: it can go ALL the way down his esophagus
A: *whispering* I feel very different to where Iāve everĀ felt beforeā¦..
M: wait like straight up???? WACK woahā¦.. i like it.
K: this looks like EVERYTHING on tumblr.
Me: Yeah, I got a LOT of this from tumblr.
this is where my friend A spits his fucking vodka or tequila or whatever ALL over the couch. all over it.
M: man iām turned on right now
everyone cracking up and my presenter friend is on the ground crying laughing
T: MAN DOWN. THERE HAVE BEEN CASUALTIES.
Presenter Y: anyway they have sex
K: Wowwwwā¦.. they really greenlighted thatā¦
M; and iām STILLĀ into it!
Presenter Y: Ohmygod weāre bonded just like MARRIAGE???
K: wow they REALLY greenlighted that!
(my poor sweet friend M still running around frantically trying to save the couch from staining bc of A spitting his drink all over it)
K: Bro, better than ANY romanceā¦ is this a fan comic?
Me: NO this is real, isnāt this crazy?
K: bro they really greenlighted that!
Presenter D: they also have a fucking KID? they do????
M: Waitā¦. how does that work?
T: is this fucking mpreg?????
me: YES he gives fucking birthĀ to aliens
K: Iā¦ am amazed. this is incredible.
*a desperate attempt to understand symbiote pregnancy ensues*
K: Maybe VenomāsĀ the one that gets pregnant.
D: noĀ i donāt think Venomās the one that gets pregnant
M: So how does tom Hardy get pregnant?
M: *thrown into existential crisis* oh i havenāt heard thatĀ word in a few yearsā¦.
K: thank you so muchĀ for making this. I have been enlightened
M: I love how you cited your actual source
K: we love it!!!! A plus!!
and that is that on that, i converted a whole room of people that Venom and Eddie are in love canonically and i needed everyone to see it. also know that i had transitions and shit too, theyāre just not able to be shown here but theyāre there.
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