Summary: Leah converses with Evie about the apocalypse while Tomi and Sei end their fight and Sean tends to a dying Kishen. Much discourse conversation is had about the current place/time they’re in, SeanxJustice confirmed canon. Kishen dies from his wounds and then is revived right in front of everyone. Sean leaves as Evie starts off the Mass Chumhandle Exchange 2k15, Evie presumably leaves to explroe bc dafla fell asleep, the remaining four decide to go find some flowers and then check out the imp encampment again.
Characters: Murien, Jaraga, Arinai, Sean, Seimos, Leah, Tomi, Kishen
Summary: Murien is Peacefully Tending to the poor plants that keep being eaten in the ruins - but is soon gets scared shitless by Jaraga, who is followed by Arinai. Our local Batman (Sean) keeps watch of the situation, and Seimos soon joins the party (to eat flowers.) Everyone starts talking, later Leah and Tomi show up at the scene (also to eat flowers.) Kishen laters turns up too.
Shit happens, Seimos eats a twig, King of the Hill is mentioned, they discuss The Case of the Missing Weed, things [MINOR]s should not be hearing about are brought up. Eventually, people gradually leave, leaving Leah, Tomi, Seimos and Kishen again. More shit happens because Something led to Kishen axing Tomi's arm (with consent. Consent is important.)
[WARNING: LOG IS AS LONG AS HELL]
CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEV: Okay, so, Murien is here, tending to these POOR, POOR FLOWERS that EVERYONE KEEPS EATING!! For some reason. She is just sitting on the ground, humming to them, because apparently that helps them grow or something. Minding her own business. Hanging with her best buddies, the flowers. Cool.
CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] decides she wants 2 Frighten murien for absolutely no reason, so, --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] IS SUFFICIENTLY STARTLED? THANKS JARG. murien sort of, makes a bleating noise and falls over, like a goat. nice murien. youre cool. --
CCO: ...Ｏh my god. Ｄid Ｉ kill you?
CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] watches from afar. Strange... Is that some kind of... troll mating call? --
CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CIO: You killed my eardrums if not the little one, my dear.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] turned up in the ruins to Eat Some Flowers, but stops a distance away after seeing. this. Happenstance. also scrunches up his face because fuk. someone higher on the hemospectrum is here - FUCK THERES A SEADWELLER TOO FUCK SEADWELLERS --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] ze is occupied with examining the rubble over the ruins. What a mess! How did this even happen? --
CEV: Sadly, I am not dead.
CEV: However.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] gives the numerous highbloods a dirty look from the floor, where she is laying. --
CEV: Perhaps it would be better if I were.
CCO: Ｏh. Ｕh, my bad, Ｉ guess. Ｉ thought it was funny. Ｓtill kinda do... ... ...Ｕh.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] offers a hand for murien --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] is standing behind..... a pillar. probably pretty obviously. he doesn't know what to Do... --
CIO: Ah, but that would be quite the shame? Who would Jaraga scream at, were you not here?
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] not entirely paying attention --
CEV: Please do not touch me.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] a strong independent troll, she stands up On Her Own. thanks murien. --
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] pulls her hand back, Slickin Back her hair --
CCO: Ｔoo sl- too slow, you're too s-...
CCO: Ｕh, yeah, that's a good question, uh, Ａri.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] Sean shifts uncomfortably at mention of his GIANT FAILURE that literally EXPLODED IN HIS FACE. He's not about to admit it was him. --
CEV: Too slow? Very nice save.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] thinks for a few more moments, in the comfortable.. thinking space... of Behind the Pillar. Perhaps it's time for him to... Appear. --
CCO: Ｉt wasn't a save. Ｔhat was my plan the whole time. Ｏbviously.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] finally steps out, approaching the tall ass highbloods + 1 (too insignificant to be named.) --
CVM: _____[] Hey, uh.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] tuRNS AND SCREAMS IN SEI'S FACE --
CCO: ＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＨ.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] SQUAWKS!!!! --
CVM: _____[] Uh.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] bleats again, but does not fall over. --
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] giggles --
CVM: _____[] ... Hi.
CCO: Ｓpooked ya.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] a small snort escapes hir, and ze glances around. --
CEV: Kindly stop screaming? Please?
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] chuckles from behind the bushes. --
CIO: Ah, good day, my dear.
CCO: Ｉ'm a spookster. Ｓpooking, it's my job.
CVM: _____[] Yeah, you uh. GoT me There.
CCO: Ｔhanks. Ｉt's kind of a lifestyle.
CVM: _____[] I wanTed To ask, uh, Though --
CVM: _____[] WhaT are y'all doing here?
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] slooowly turns to look at ari --
CEV: That is what I would like to know.
CEV: I would also like to ask.
CEV: That you step away from the flowers. A safe distance. Please.
CIO: Mmn.... well, I do have one particular wonder, if anyone may perhaps have any information to offer.
CVM: _____[] Why The fuck would I sTep away from The flowers I'm HERE for The flowers.
CCO: Ｏh, don't worry, Ｉ won't step on the flowers. Ｉ have good control over my legs.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] turns to face everyone else and flashes one of hir signature needletooth smiles towards everyone, gesturing to the pile in front of the door. --
CIO: Who broke it?
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] gulps. --
CEV: Here... for them?
CEV: Are you the asshole who ate them, you stupid highblood?
CVM: _____[] Well, yeah, I'm here for The, jusT To --
CVM: _____[] Hold on, give me a sec.
CCO: Ｕh... Ｉ didn't eat them. Ｉ mean, break it - ... Ｗhat the fuck, wait, who are you t- nevermind, Ｉ didn't do anything, none of it was me, Ｉ'm pure and clean and Ｉ've never committed any form of disgrace against my nation or my country in my entire life.
CEV: ...Okay, cool.
CVM: _____[] Seadweller, well, iT wasn'T ME. When we came round 'ere yesTerday --
CVM: _____[] EnTrance was sTill up. So.
CCO: ...Ｉ killed an ogre yesterday though and that was cool.
CIO: Jaraga, you were with me yesterday. You could not have broken it.
CIO: So, if I may ask again...
CIO: Who broke it?
CEV: It was broken when I got here yesterday.
CCO: Ｙeah, Ｉ know, Ｉ just... Ｉ didn't... Ｉ didn't break it, and now you know, for sure.
CEV: And also... the flowers were eaten.
CEV: By you.
CEV: With the ugly shoes.
CVM: _____[] Hey.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] Poop. Poop... Arguably, The Batman should come clean... --
CVM: _____[] You callin' my shoes UGLY?
CCO: Ｏh, my shoes are dope as hell, so. Ｉ guess not talking about me then.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] has to stop hirself from looking down. --
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] definitely looks down --
CEV: Yes. No, not you, large yelling one.
CEV: The feather one.
CVM: _____[] They're fucking cusTom-made booTs, I'll have you know you piece of shiT!!
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] obviously stifles a snicker looking at his shoes --
CEV: Uh... perhaps you should. Get someone else to make your boots.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] takes a look at Seimos's shoes and wrinkles hir nose just a bit, but says nothing --
CEV: In the future.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] STEAMS IN HIS ANGER as he is UNABLE TO SHOUT AT THE INDIGOBLOOD. CURSE YOU, HEMOSPECTRUM. --
CEV: A tip, from me?
CVM: _____[] HGGGGGGGGGGH....
CEV: But, anyway. Do not eat the flowers. Thank you.
CVM: _____[] PERHAPS YOU SHOULD.. CONSIDER YOURSELF... LUCKY!!
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] leans in to ari to whisper, loudly --
CCO: is he going to shit himself?
CVM: _____[] As I made a pi--
CVM: _____[] Promise.
CVM: _____[] ThaT I wouldn'T.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] ze just. shrugs quietly. --
CVM: _____[] """""HARM"""""!!
CVM: _____[] ANYONE!!
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] chuckles behind the bushes some more. These quirky trolls... --
CVM: _____[] BUT ANYWAY.
CEV: And yet you harm flowers?
CVM: _____[] Yes, you piece of shiT shiTblood -- I am The "sTupid highblood" who aTe Those fucking flowers!! Like a sane person would!!
CEV: You are quite... nasty.
CVM: _____[] BUT I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!!
CCO: Ｙou just said "shit" twice in a row.
CCO: Ｉ j-... Ｉ thought you should know.
CVM: _____[] Is There a problem wiTh ThaT.
CEV: Also, your command of grammar is less-than-satisfactory.
CCO: ...Ｉt's goofy.
CIO: ... I was unaware flowers were upon the list of edibles?
CEV: They should not be.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] come to think of it, ze has been a bit hungry... --
CVM: _____[] WELL NEWSFLASH!! THEY ARE!!
CVM: _____[] You know, seadweller, even you can go ahead and eaT Them.
CEV: No you can't.
CVM: _____[] Some humans Told me. ThaT They could be eaTen.
CVM: _____[] And so we fucking aTe Them!
CCO: Ｄo they taste like disappointment? Ｔhey look like they taste like disappointment.
CIO: Oh, I very well could! But I will not.
CVM: _____[] And voila! We're less hungry now!!
CIO: I have standards.
CEV: As if the sweaty aliens know anything.
CCO: ＨＥＹ.
CCO: Ｉ'm not sweaty.
CEV: No, no.
CEV: The human aliens.
CCO: Ｈuman aliens?
CIO: Humans?
CEV: The pale, sweaty ones.
CIO: Is that what they are called?
CVM: _____[] Yeah. Found ouT yesTerday.
CVM: _____[] "Humans". They're... They hail from This place called "EarTh".
CIO: Mmn. A... unique name, for a species.
CCO: ＯＯＨ. Ｏh, no, i thought you were calling me sweaty b-... Ｉ didn't hear the word aliens at first, Ｉ-. Ｙep, alright.
CIO: I wonder what the root of the term is...
CEV: Well, he just said humans, and they are also very sweaty, I think.
CCO: Ｙeah, no, they're really freaky, they don't have horns. Ｔhat's really weird to me.
CEV: They are probably really weak, without horns?
CEV: Would you not agree?
CCO: Ｔhey're pretty ugly without them, Ｉ think.
CCO: Ｌike, their head balance is just like... Ｏff.
CEV: That is also true.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] is getting kind of offended. --
CCO: Ｒight? Ｌike they look bottom-heavy without them.
CVM: _____[] They're definiTely weaker Than us, yeah.
CCO: Ｉ mean, not that there's anything wrong with being ＢＯＴＴＯＭ-heavy, because, you know.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] strikes a pose emphasising the Butt --
CCO: Ｂut you know what i mean.
CEV: ...Right.
CVM: _____[] One of Those guys were preTTee ouT jusT wiTh one punch.
CVM: _____[] Uh...
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] looks vaguely uncomfortable... --
CVM: _____[] ... Yeah, sure.
CIO: Well, I find them curious!
CEV: That is nice.
CIO: Think of how they have survived all this time!
CCO: Ｉt's okay to admire.
CIO: In spite of being weak and powerless.
CEV: Their society must be very soft.
CIO: It is truly an admirable feat!
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] ze clenches hir fist --
CEV: I wonder, what the governmental structure is...
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] Sean admired the butt. In a strictly aesthetic way of course. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] gives ari a weird look what the fuck is with this guy --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] highbloods are weird. --
CCO: Ｈey, what if their governmental structure is, like... Ｉ dunno. Ｔhey get all their laws from a stupid rock.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] notices Sei's look and just smiles back. --
CCO: Ｈow funny would that be?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] ...... smiles confusedly??? --
CCO: Ｌike, them, crowding around, like, a rock.
CCO: Ｊust asking it questions.
CEV: That would be quite ridiculous.
CVM: _____[] AcTually.
CVM: _____[] Y'know.
CVM: _____[] They know us.
CIO: They do?
CVM: _____[] Like noT liTerally us buT abouT Trolls.
CIO: How?
CCO: "Ｈey rock, what's my ex doing right now?" "Ｗell, Ｉ don't know, sweaty bottom-heavy human, probably fucking your best fri-" Ｗhat?
CEV: Huh?
CVM: _____[] Yeah like.
CVM: _____[] Did you guys see The new human appear ouTTa nowhere?
CVM: _____[] RighT. Y'didn'T. Y'weren'T There.
CCO: Ｙeah, Ｉ was busy kicking ass.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] flex --
CEV: No. I ran when I saw you beating up that poor other troll.
CIO: I was observing.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] scoffs in disgust. --
CVM: _____[] Oh yeah ThaT dude died buT he's back.
CVM: _____[] Anyways, new human seems To know abouT The hemospecTrum and shiT.
CCO: ...Ｂack?
CIO: That is... most peculiar.
CEV: You don't die here. It is odd.
CCO: Ｗait, wait, wait, hold on, dude, you're, like... Ｗhat?
CIO: Truly?
CVM: _____[] Yeah see I'm jusT kinda fucking DONE wiTh everyThing by This poinT buT yeah.
CVM: _____[] He's "back".
CEV: You die, and then you are on that tower thingy.
CCO: Ｆirst there are aliens who know all about us when we don't know about them, and now people can never die?
CEV: And you can carry on your life.
CCO: Ｈoly shit?
CCO: Ｉ'm gonna test that out.
CCO: Ｉ'm totally gonna test that out.
CEV: Well, okay.
CIO: I do not believe that's wise.
CIO: Would it not still hurt?
CEV: It did hurt.
CVM: _____[] Why don'T ya help us TesT ouT if flowers can work as susTenance and eaT some of 'em righT now.
CCO: Ｈurt schmurt.
CEV: Don't you dare.
CCO: Ｏh, Ｉ took a bite out of the ogre when Ｉ killed him. Ｉ actually killed him by taking a bite out of h- Ｉ bit his neck. Ｈis arteries. Ａnd h- well, Ｉ killed him, and.
CVM: _____[] I mean like.
CCO: Ｓo, uh, they're edible! Ｉ think. Ｐrobably? Ｔaste like shit, though, actually, Ｉ wouldn't recommend it.
CVM: _____[] Who fucking cares?? They're jusT FLOWERS.
CEV: They don't like being eaten.
CIO: Oh! The little one is capable of speaking to plants.
CEV: As any respectable being would.
CIO: It is her power.
CEV: ...Yes.
CCO: Ｗell, yeah, but it's like, tough shit, ogre, Ｉ don't care if you don't like being ea- oh.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] trails off --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] seems pleased to have remembered that. --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] looks vaguely flustered. Too Many Highblood --
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] feels Very Awkward --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] also feels Very Awkward what the fuck is he supposed to say after seadweller's comment --
CCO: ...Ｏh my god.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] appears as if she has just Dawned upon something --
CIO: Mmn?
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] or something Dawned upon her man idfc i dont write words --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] her man --
CCO: ...Ｍy handle is totally "callipygianＯgre". Ｌike, an ogre, with a fantastic butt, that's what it means, so like...
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] look of Sheer Terror --
CCO: ...Ｗhat have Ｉ done?
CIO: You have committed cannibalism?
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] just sits down --
CCO: ... Ｔhat's so fucked up.
CIO: Indeed. That said...
CVM: _____[] ...
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] is a 9 year old and doesn't know what to say in this discussion. he's just. kinda. looking at the ground. --
CIO: ... Cerulean? You proposed eating the plantlife to test, yes?
CIO: Why would you inquire of us to do so when you already have?
CIO: That seems a little out of line, wouldn't you say?
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] I merely made a SUGGESTION.
CIO: Ah, but it was not phrased very... eloquently.
CIO: You would not wish to displease anyone, would you?
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] oooooh shoot, this is getting Spicy --
CIO: Mm? What was that?
CVM: _____[] And I apologise, for my use of... "curses", iT's merely a fucking habiT.
CVM: _____[] Forgive me, would you?
CVM: _____[] See, I don'T know if iT really works, because I wasn'T feeling ThaT hungry yesTerday.
CIO: Mmmn...
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] taps a finger to hir chin. --
CVM: _____[] So if eiTher of y'all are hungry, iT would help To know if These saTisfy you!
CIO: Ah, but Jaraga has eaten, and I have standards.
CVM: _____[] Then ya don'T have To Take The fucking suggesTion, seadweller.
CVM: _____[] IT's chill.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] smiles at Ari. (: --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] returns the smile, undaunted --
CIO: No no, you miss my point.
CIO: You see, if Jaraga has eaten of an ogre, and you believe the flowers to count... Should not anything?
CVM: _____[] ThaT's kinda some shiT logic There, donT'cha Think.
CVM: _____[] ThaT ogre's a monsTer. A being. If ya aTe some if iT, why wouldn'T iT counT. IT's like eaTin' a creaTure back on AlTernia.
CVM: _____[] BuT flowers? They're kinda jusT. Fucking flowers. We don'T know how much They counT as susTenance.
CIO: Ah, forgive me, I omitted a detail. Jaraga merely ripped the creature's throat out.
CIO: And then it vanished.
CIO: Therefore, I am unsure if by Alternian standards, it would count.
CVM: _____[] Ahhhhhh.
CVM: _____[] Then.
CVM: _____[] I see.
CVM: _____[] Fine!
CVM: _____[] I reTracT my suggesTion.
CVM: _____[] Happy?
CIO: Not quite.
CVM: _____[] WhaT's The fucking problem now.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] strolls away towards the bushes, noticing Sean and giving him a small nod as ze snaps one of the smaller branches off of one of the bushes. --
CIO: Ah, such impatience!
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] strolls back over with the Slightly Leafy Twig and presents it to Seimos --
CIO: Try this.
CEV: Hey!!
CEV: What the fuck!
CIO: I apologize, little one.
CIO: This is for the good of science.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] crabwalks Shephard/MassEffect1 style to a different section of the bush. --
CIO: Dirt seemed a bit too cruel.
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck.
CEV: Make him eat dirt, it's not alive!
CVM: _____[] WhTa are you hinTin' aT?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] fuck typo --
CIO: Eat it.
CVM: _____[] Why The fuck should I lisTen To you.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] looks mournfully at the poor bush. --
CIO: Because I am, by default, biologically stronger than you, more apt for combat, and you do not posess psychic powers?
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] seems amused --
CVM: _____[] ...
CEV: Stop injuring plants, stupid highbloods...
CIO: It is but a simple test. One bite.
CIO: And then we shall know.
CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] arrives?? around the entrance to the ruins w/ tomi but spots... a familiar figure --
CAO: Batman! Are you here to replenish yourself on the plantlife here too?
CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] is oblivious to the Bat Man. --
CVM: _____[] We don'T need To fucking know anyThing.
CIO: Oh? But you seemed so keen earlier...
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] before these Nasty highbloods can go one some other plant-eating spree, she sits down to... talk to the flowers again? all she seems to be doing is moving her hands over them, but okay. --
CIO: With your 'suggesting'.
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] I wasn'T mocking fucking anyone wiTh ThaT. I was serious.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] >: |s at her and shushes her. --
CVM: _____[] BuT you know whaT? Fucking fine.
CIO: And so am I.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] takes the twig and EATS THE LEAF. --
CIO: Ah! Excellent.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] :O --
CVM: _____[] You fucking HAPPY??
CEV: I hope that tastes terrible.
CIO: The twig too!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] wonders what these dickmunches are doing and why they're so hesitant to eat plants in a survivalist situation. --
CIO: The leaf doesn't count.
CAO: What are you looking at? Oh that voice!
CIO: You have eaten plantlife before.
CIO: Or at least of that manner.
CEV: >:^(
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] peeks in and waves at sei --
CIO: We need to see if ALL things are edible.
CAO: Hello sir! Oh you've met your brethren!
CEV: Why don't you go eat a rock next.
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] Oh. Hey. Leah.
CVM: _____[] Hey. Seadweller.
CVM: _____[] Mind if The human eaTs iT?
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] oh its the Sweaty Aliens. --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] glances over @ leah, perks up. --
CMD: Hey blue yaoi guy.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] ' v ' --
CIO: Ah! Another human! Splendid!
CVM: _____[] 'Sup, Tomi.
CEV: If you human... aliens are here to eat plants, then you had better go away.
CAO: !! Oh! A seadweller! I've.. never seen one before! Ah, pardon my rudeness, it's just the few ones on earth did not go out in public often!
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] glances back to Seimos. --
CAO: It was below their standing, as understood.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] bows. --
CIO: Ah, my dear, but that would defeat the purpose of this assessment, would it not? It was, after all, your theory.
CEV: How predictable of them.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] ze chuckles a bit. --
CVM: _____[] HOW DOES THAT FUCKING MAKE SENSE!!
CVM: _____[] IT was MY Theory buT don'T OTHER PEOPLE TEST THEORIES TOO!!
CAO: No plant eating? Didn't he just eat a leaf?
CVM: _____[] STOP TRYING!! TO MAKE ME EAT!! A FUCKING TWIG!!
CEV: No more plant eating allowed in here.
CIO: Shush, Seimos. A human is speaking.
CEV: Except that twig.
CMD: Leah what the fuck it's just a troll. ...with fins.
CEV: Because he deserves it.
CMD: Okay yeah that is pretty interesting.
CAO: Oh Tomi... they're a /seadweller/.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] says it like its OBVIOUS --
CAO: Well, perhaps that twig might replenish him?
CMD: Oooooh boy a seadweller.
CVM: _____[] ..........
CEV: Or, he could... choke on it.
CAO: We partook in some flowers yesterday and they did the job!
CIO: Ah, my dear. Upon my planet, these fins are a sign of royalty.
CEV: No one is choking!
CIO: That is likely why you did not see them often.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] suddenly pipes up from behind the bush. --
CVM: _____[] ShuT The FUCK UP, SHITBLOOD!!
CEV: You ate the flowers too?
CEV: You shut the fuck up.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] walks around the bush. --
CAO: Yes! Tomi informed us that they— well, I suppose Kishen informed Tomi that the flowers had helpful properties.
CEV: Please takes small bites of the twig. Thank you.
CAO: Healing, and to nourish.
CMD: The flowers were alright.
CIO: There we go! You have an audience.
CIO: You do not wish to disappoint, yes?
CEV: As far as I can tell, there is no Empress here, and therefore the hemospectrum holds no quarter, and therefore I can tell you to choke on the twig all I want.
CEV: Also, stop eating the flowers! They don't like it!
CMD: I prefer kale shakes.
CVM: _____[] ... No Empress here?
CEV: Do you really think she's presiding over a crater?
CIO: There is likely an emissiary, somewhere.
CEV: As if she cares enough about anything outside of her own ass to do something like that.
CIO: There is typically with these sorts of areas.
CAO: Well.. forgive me for butting in! But...
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] still Zoning out b/c of her realization, but... --
CIO: Or at least there is with other 'taken' planets.
CAO: They're still noticably taller than you correct? And as highbloods... stronger!
CCO: Ｕh? Ｗh-...Ａh? Ｙeah, Ｉ ripped its... Ｔhroat out, with my teeth... Ｙ...
CMD: This is still probably on earth mate.
CAO: It might be safer if you... ah wait! Death doesn't particularly matter here!
CMD: We wouldn't be able to survive her otherwise.
CAO: You may act as you wish!
CEV: And who cares if they are larger?
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] ready for some REVOLUTION. --
CAO: Well, I was going to say..
CAO: That they could easily mutilate you! But in this environment that the Gods have bestowed upon us...
CAO: Death isn't a pressing concern!
CMD: HAHAHAHAHA just fucking go for it, they're not that tough.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] turns his head to Yaoi Man to laugh some more. --
CEV: Death does matter! No killing! What's /wrong/ with you?
CVM: _____[] HEY -- FUCK YOU TOO, TOMI!!
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] frowns at Leah. --
CVM: _____[] Ghhhhhhh...
CEV: I think death probably matters.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] can't process this many conversations at once. --
CAO: If we're brought back to life.. then the gravity of death is lessened right?
CMD: What was your name again mate???
CMD: The blue guy i mean.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] does not care about these sweaty aliens, and so returns to soothing the flowers in silence. --
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] ......
CAO: Why do people fear death? It is because of eternal silence.
CVM: _____[] Seimos.
CAO: However, in this environment, that nothingness after death has been alieved.
CMD: Alright!!! seimos it is.
CAO: It comes to pass that with the threat of nonexistance removed, there is nothing to fear.
CIO: I believe it was proposed once that we were already dead? Curious and likely incorrect, but something to ponder.
CIO: But I suppose it matters not.
CMD: Amazing.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] wonders if this is going to go in a Fake Deep direction, and if he should walk off right now. --
CEV: That is /the/ most annoying possible plot twist and I refuse to accept that it would plague me in the real world as it does online.
CAO: Batman, will you remove yourself from the bushes?
CEV: Ah. Sweaty hands.
CIO: Yes, Batman, come join us.
CEV: You're lurking again...
CVM: _____[] ...
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] wonders to himself. did seadweller forget about the twig. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] maybe standing here in silence. is the best option. please. forget about the twig. seadweller. --
CMD: Oi batman!!!
CMD: Come on out.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] ze seems to have forgotten Seimos entirely --
CMD: Don't be shy.
CMD: Surely someone dressed as fucking batman knows how to party.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] is like, lowkey sweating with 3 highbloods and 3 weird aliens behind her. nice flowers tho --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] comes steadily closer, but definitely off to the side. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] : ) --
CIO: An improvement!
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] scowls at her. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] : )) --
CAO: May I ask what you four were doing here?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] @ trolls --
CIO: Ah! I personally had come to examine the mystery of these ruins -
CEV: I was tending these plants when they all came in and tried to eat them.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] ze motions back --
CIO: Only to find that the door has been blown to pieces.
CIO: When I arrived upon the first day, it was intact.
CAO: :O
CIO: Thus someone has broken it.
CEV: It was the sweaty guy.
CEV: Who broke it, I mean...
CIO: Is that so...?
CMD: Yeah same here!!! tried to bust it down but even i couldn't do that.
CEV: I saw his glove... in the rubble.
CMD: How the fuck did this happen???
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] turns Gaze towards sean --
CEV: When it almost crushed me.
CEV: Thanks for that...
CMD: He what.
CAO: Destruction of property doesnt seem very 'heroic' if I must say!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] thanks for nothing leah --
CEV: The wall fell and... crushed him, and almost me... so I guess he died. Since his hand sort of. Disappeared.
CEV: Batman destroys things all the time. So does Superman. And Wonder Woman. And Spiderman. And--
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] takes a deep breath. --
CMD: Possibly just...
CEV: Pretty much... all superheroes.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] he mumbles. --
CEV: Does Batman also... almost kill poor, innocent trolls... a lot?
CAO: Does he pay for the damage?
CIO: Darling bat, would you care to explain what plane of existance presented this as a good idea?
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] ze taps hir foot --
CEV: Maybe that large, beefy highblood could move some of the rubble out of the way...
CEV: I was trying to get inside the building. The building, however....
CMD: Batman doesn't kill people moron. he probably almost kills them a lot.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] gazes darkly into the abyss. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] doesn't know what he's talking about --
CEV: Had other plans.
CAO: You fought the building??
CEV: That seems... kind of dumb, honestly..
CMD: Holy shit.
CMD: I like this guy's style.
CIO: And how did you attempt to get inside, exactly?
CEV: I grappled to the top of the building. As you can see, the building is quite tall, and that was quite impressive, masculine, and genius of me.
CEV: And then you broke the roof and died.
CEV: I then attempted to explode a Bat-shaped hole into the roof. Bat-shaped meaning--
CEV: I was talking.
CEV: I know.
CEV: Did you not see me moving my lips?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] surpresses a snort-giggle at "impressive, masculine" --
CEV: You are rude.
CEV: No, I'm not looking.
CEV: And spiteful.
CIO: ...
CEV: Go back to your flowers.
CIO: Why did you not simply blow up the door?
CEV: At least my flowers are useful, unlike your Bat-shaped stuff.
CAO: Was the bomb specifically calibrated to explode in a bat-shaped fashion?
CEV: Because from the vantage point of the roof, I could surprise any enemies inside. Also, entrances are full of traps.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] wonders what other sort of banterous activities batman gets up to. or should he say... baterous --
CIO: The roof is also where all the structural strength typically is. I know little of buildings, but you could have endangered something that could help us if you had simply destroyed the place.
CIO: Shame on you.
CAO: Have you had previous experience blowing up buildings? Is this a regular activity for you?
CEV: Such as my life.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] makes a small 'tsk' noise --
CEV: I have in fact, exploded buildings before.
CMD: Holy shit. this guy!!!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] rolls his head back a bit and laughs some more. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] likes batman already. he is a true lad --
CAO: In an attempt to explore or as a hobby?
CEV: I will not be exploding anymore, however. Probably. Most likely. I might change my mind. It all depends.
CEV: In my efforts fighting crime.
CAO: Oh! Say, Batman.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] wonders how far batman is going to take this joke. --
CIO: Isn't property damage a crime?
CAO: How many weapons did you wake up with?
CAO: I have multiple specibi, as do Tomi and Sir Seimos, but we all only woke up with one.
CEV: Sir...?
CEV: My bo staff, my escrima sticks, my batarangs... and three explosives. As well as my smoke pellets.
CEV: Though my finest weapon is my body.
CVM: _____[] You goT ThaT righT. Sir!
CEV: Finely tuned to perfection.
CAO: >:o
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] appears Smug. --
CIO: Oh my.
CEV: Really impressive.
CAO: Somehow, that isn't fair! If your finest weapon is your body you should distribute your weapons!
CMD: Can appreciate that sentiment.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] laughs. --
CEV: I think not. Any one of you could be the person who brought us here.
CMD: Don't hate because you don't lift, leah.
CEV: You especially..
CEV: As you seem to love death.
CMD: We worked HARD for these bods.
CAO: That's a rather forward assumption to make Batman!
CAO: I'm not saying that I relish the idea of death, I am saying that is no longer a primary concern!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] begins to wonder how serious batman actually is about being batman. --
CAO: ..Although I am curious to how it would be. Sir Seimos and Kishen mentioned seeing a vision and hearing a voice...
CAO: Perhaps one of the Gods??
CVM: _____[] Leah's righT. Since when did she say she loves deaTh.
CIO: A vision?
CVM: _____[] She's simply bein' raTional here.
CIO: Most curious.
CVM: _____[] AcTually, iT sounded jusT like some shiTTee Troll Shakespeare.
CEV: Oh, I heard a voice...
CEV: Of course you would agree with her. You are a literal murderer, who murders people!
CVM: _____[] Ah, yes. A liTeral murderer who murders people. People die when They are killed. We all goT ThaT, BaTman, iT's NO BIG DEAL.
CVM: _____[] BuT you! RusTblood.
CVM: _____[] Didja hear Troll Shakespeare or no.
CEV: Troll... Shakespeare?
CEV: What do you mean?
CVM: _____[] The voice.
CVM: _____[] Sounds like Troll Shakespeare.
CIO: More importantly, my dears... did your... ah. 'Visions' say anything important?
CAO: Is your God troll shakespeare?
CMD: Blessed be to our hidden 13th god, Troll Shakespeare.
CVM: _____[] WiTh all ThaT shiTTee. Like. Olden language.
CMD: I welcome him into our pantheon.
CVM: _____[] Like "WHO COMETH" and shiT like ThaT.
CEV: It's called Shakespearean.
CVM: _____[] No one fucking cares.
CVM: _____[] BuT no, seadweller, I don'T really Think They said anyThing fucking imporTanT.
CIO: Mmn... figures.
CEV: I do. You're supposed to be a smart highblood, you know.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] clucks her tongue at Tomi's BLASPHEMY --
CVM: _____[] Wasn'T really a VISION. I jusT heard a VOICE.
CVM: _____[] Also whaT The fuck are you Talking abouT, Leah?? I don'T have any fucking gods.
CEV: I saw... an emoji.
CIO: An.... emoji.
CEV: Anyway, it did not say anything like 'thou' or 'cometh'.
CEV: An emoji.
CVM: _____[] ...
CMD: An emoji.
CIO: ...
CEV: ...What is an emoji.
CIO: I believe we may be being pranked.
CMD: Mate you can just call it a smilie.
CVM: _____[] BaTman, are you fucking kidding?
CIO: On some deep, highly unusual level.
CAO: Pranked by gods?
CIO: No, just the regular kind.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] can't believe batman, on top of thinking he's batman, is also a weeb. --
CIO: Although I am unsure how.
CVM: _____[] Dude, seadweller.
CVM: _____[] Even I can fucking admiT ThaT.
CAO: What but a god can bring back from death?
CVM: _____[] This is fucking weird.
CVM: _____[] Someone came back To fucking life.
CVM: _____[] I myself came back To fucking life.
CVM: _____[] This ain'T jusT a "prank".
CEV: It looked like... little hands. Little star dust. I am not knowledgeable about emojis. I do not use emojis.
CVM: _____[] ...
CIO: You will have to forgive me if I have not witnessed a perishing recently, then.
CEV: I did not know you could make smilies like that...
CVM: _____[] ThaT doesn'T really fucking help.
CIO: No one has died within my presence since my arrival.
CAO: I've seen someone die!
CVM: _____[] Well, you could've seen someone die if you jusT fucking sTayed around for a biT yesTerday...
CEV: Like... like this.
CAO: Sir Seimos, Tomi, and batman watched someone die the other day! Miss Booker too, but she's not here right now.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] He takes a stick from the bush and draws the symbol in the ground. --
CEV: ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・ﾟ
CVM: _____[] ...
CIO: Some of us have things to do beyond observing your black solicitations, my dear.
CEV: .......
CIO: ....
CIO: Are you sure this is not a prank?
CAO: ...Maybe it is a metaphor?
CEV: I don't get it...
CVM: _____[] They were god damn BLACK SOLICITATIONS, buT --
CVM: _____[] like...
CVM: _____[] WhaT?????
CAO: Hm... if you squint and turn your head...
CVM: _____[] You SAW ThaT?? AfTer you died?
CAO: Maybe it is an interpretation of the Witch?
CEV: Ew... were you really trying to seduce someone in this dire situation...
CVM: _____[] I WAS NOT!!!
CVM: _____[] FUCK YOU.
CEV: Are you sure, because you just said they were.
CMD: I don't know i barely even noticed when kush died.
CVM: _____[] LisTen, why don'T we ask ThaT shiTblood when he geTs his ass here.
CVM: _____[] WhaT he heard or saw or whaTever.
CIO: I suppose some have wilder appetites than others, my dear.
CEV: I saw it. I did. It's the only thing I remember.
CAO: No voices?
CEV: Nope. Just the emoji.
CEV: Would you like to know what happens when you die? Is that what you are asking?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] doesn't know what a black solicitation is. the poor naive bastard --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] you see tomi when a mommy troll and a daddy troll hate each other very much --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] excuse me there are [MINORS] present --
CVM: _____[] WhaT?
CVM: _____[] Are y'Talkin To me, shiTblood?
CEV: Pardon me, I have a name.
CEV: Stop referring to Murien as a poopblood. It is rude.
CMD: Well now we know that at least one of the gods is an emoji.
CVM: _____[] Well, I don'T know your fucking name in any case.
CAO: From our perspective, we saw the body... disappear into dust and sparkles!
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] suddenly stands up --
CCO: Ｗait!
CMD: Ugh. smilie.
CCO: Ｉ'm not a /real/ ogre!
CMD: Damnit.
CVM: _____[] "Murien", is iT? Fine. Murien.
CAO: And then Kishen reappeared..
CIO: I'm so glad.
CAO: Oh my!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] looks up at Very Tall Troll --
CEV: Anyway, helpfully enough, I have both witnessed a death and died myself.
CEV: So which would you like to hear about?
CCO: Ｌooking in the wrong places for answers Ｉ couldn't find... Ａnd it was right in front of me the whole time. Ｈeh! Ｓometimes it pays not to think, Ｉ suppose!
CAO: Your death, if you don't mind!
CVM: _____[] The laTTer.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] seems to entirely ignore seimos. --
CIO: Why not both?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] WOW!!!!! --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] COME AT ME PLANT KILLER! --
CCO: Ｗait, are we still talking about death?
CMD: Fuck that shit who's this chick!!!
CCO: Ｔhat's kinda fucked up, even for troll standards.
CMD: How's it hanging up there???
CEV: Anyway. When I died, I was in pain for a moment.
CAO: Tomi!! That's rude!
CCO: Ｗhat the fuck? Ｗhat the fuck? Ｗho the fuck are you? Ｗhat the fuck?
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] chuckles actually --
CCO: Ｉ'm just kidding. Ｉt's pretty nice. Ａir's great. Ｈow's the view of my chest?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] looks at leah like "what???" --
CEV: And then, I heard a voice... that said 'just, heroic...' and then could not pick one, I suppose. And then said 'everything will be alright, little one', and then I was alive on that tower... outpost.
CAO: She's an even higherblood than Sir Seimos!
CEV: Meanwhile, when Batman died, I saw his sweaty hand for a moment, and then it simply disappeared.
CCO: Ｗhat? Ｈe's a sir now?
CEV: That is all.
CAO: Just...heroic... hm...
CEV: Also, he is not a Sir.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] frowns a little at. jaraga's Inappropriate Comment. looks off into the distance --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] Sean blushes because the view of her chest is quite nice from an aesthetic perspective, but he uh, didn't look, uh, leave him alone. Sh. --
CMD: Couldn't really give a rat's dick about the chest, but i'm sure it's objectively a great chest.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] It is. --
CAO: It is an a plus chest I assure you!
CCO: Ｙeah, it is. Ｂut, uh... Ｓure?
CVM: _____[] I am a sir. Fuck you.
CVM: _____[] BuT.
CCO: Ｉs that some sort of human thing? Ｙou just... Ｄon't care about objectively good things?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] thumbs up to the big hot troll but focus back to murien --
CVM: _____[] "EveryThing will be alrighT, liTTle one"??
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck?? Why'd you geT such a nice... uh... voice.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] still ignoring Sei. --
CAO: How did the voice... /sound/?
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] actually, wait. --
CEV: Perhaps because I am not a nasty flower-killer.
CCO: Ａnd now we're hearing voices? Ｔhis is almost too spooky, actually.
CVM: _____[] ...
CEV: But anyway. It sounded... like it was speaking a different language. But... I could understand it.
CEV: It was quite soothing.
CMD: No mate i just don't care about chests. get what i'm saying???
CVM: _____[] Heh.
CIO: Ah. So, naughty trolls are sent to troll Shakespeare for repentance and revival?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] jabs the Bige Woman with his shoulder playfull. --
CIO: Is that it?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] looks away. u got me this time lowblood --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] *playfully --
CAO: Hm... maybe it was in accent?
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] fucking owned. --
CCO: ...Ｎo, Ｉ don't get what you're saying? Ａnd Ｉ'm especially not your mate? Что ебать?
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] literally thinking that tomi tried to like . imply that they were pailing, is just . astounded rn --
CEV: I do not know. I only speak one language, so... I do not see how I would understand.
CEV: Also, please keep your romantic advances away, you are disturbing the flowers.
CMD: What???
CVM: _____[] Don'T Think me and flower jusTice warrior had The same voice, seadweller.
CAO: What did yours sound like Sir Seimos?
CCO: Ｔhat means "what the fuck" in Ｒussian.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] wonders how dense trolls really are as a species. --
CVM: _____[] A gruff voice.
CCO: Ｙeah, Ｉ'm bilingual... Ｓtill not gonna accept your advances, weird hornless bottom-heavy "human" alien.
CVM: _____[] Said shiT like.
CEV: Because I am nice and he is nasty, so he got a nasty voice... hehe.
CAO: Did it sound something like? This perhaps?
CMD: Troll russian??? okay.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] laughs. --
CVM: _____[] WhaT?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] says the word "Bread" in alternian in a horrible earth accent --
CMD: That's literally the opposite of what i was saying but okay.
CCO: Ｙeah, Ｉ just call it Ｒussian for short.
CCO: Ｗhat? Ｗhat were you trying to say, then?
CEV: ...What was that?
CVM: _____[] ...
CEV: Bead?
CVM: _____[] Bowl?
CMD: I don't like girls that way do i need it spelled out for you!!!
CIO: ... I think it was... Breed?
CMD: It was a simple joke.
CVM: _____[] ...
CEV: You want to breed? Here?
CVM: _____[] Anyways. No.
CIO: Oh my.
CEV: NO BREEDING.
CEV: Really, you aliens are too much.
CVM: _____[] The voice said shiT like... Ohhhh..... "THOUST EARN'D THEY KEEPETH...." bladi-bladi-bla.
CAO: Oh my no!
CCO: ...? Ｉ mean, Ｉ guess not? Ｌike, you're... Ｉ mean, you're all good. Ｗhatever. Ｔhat's just kinda weird.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] laughs good naturedly --
CEV: NO BREEDING AND NO KILLING.
CAO: I guess my accent still needs some work! But did it sound something like that?
CCO: Ｄo all your human boys not like girls like that? Ｂecause that's kinda fucked up and you're really missing out, like, as a species.
CEV: I do wish I had had a Shakespearean voice....
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] agrees tbh --
CCO: Ｉ mean, a couple people, like, sure, Ｉ can see it, whatever, do you. Ｂut like... Ｉf it's a cultural thing that's just fucking weird.
CVM: _____[] Ain'T no one here who's gonna BREED you assholes.
CVM: _____[] ThaT's fucking disgusTing.
CIO: Your accent is... interesting, to say the least.
CIO: Please do not utilize it again.
CMD: No quite the opposite!!! how the hell would we breed otherwise.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] smiling politely. --
CAO: Will do!
CEV: I must agree with the plant killer.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] salutes to the highest ranked troll --
CAO: There isn't even a hospitable environment for breeding!
CVM: _____[] Glad To know our local FJW agrees wiTh me.
CAO: There are no beds, nor candles.
CCO: ...Ｅh?
CEV: You're welcome.
CCO: Ｙou humans are... Ｒeally confusing?
CEV: Oh my Goodness.
CIO: Why would you require candles?
CEV: Please.
CAO: For the mood? I have heard.
CEV: Candles...? That sounds really painful.
CAO: Dim lights are also required.
CAO: Rose petals, optional.
CEV: Do you... what do you do with them?
CCO: Ｎo, candles can be hella fun if you use them right.
CCO: ...
CEV: Rose petals?!
CVM: _____[] WhaT??
CCO: Ｌet's, uh.
CCO: Ｍove away from the subject!
CEV: STOP THIS!
CEV: This is the worst.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] big ol grin --
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck are you guys even Talking abouT?!
CMD: How cheesy can you guys get oh my gods.
CIO: This is all very fine and kinky, but I agree.
CVM: _____[] Kinky?
CIO: Back on topic.
CEV: Kinky...?
CAO: I dont' have any first hand experience! It's just what my cousins told me.
CCO: Ｙou're both too young.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] @ sei and muri --
CAO: After a, long walk on the beach.
CVM: _____[] ...
CEV: If you walk on the beach, a highblood would probably kill you.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] looks confusedly into blank space. --
CMD: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
CIO: Ah! A stereotype!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] wonders if this girl is for real. --
CIO: No, that is only if you are in their territory, and if they have nothing better to do.
CEV: Whatever you say, highblood.
CIO: I have a name, my dear.
CEV: What happened.... to the /topic/.
CEV: Okay.
CEV: The /mystery/.
CEV: What is it.
CEV: I also have a name, and it is not 'my dear'.
CIO: I am Arinai!... or, simply Ari.
CEV: Okay. Whatever you say, Ari.
CIO: But you are a dear, and thus you are my dear.
CEV: ...No.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] thinks of the m'lady meme, and laughs again. --
CIO: Mmn?
CVM: _____[] ... (Bleh.)
CCO: Ｔhe mystery is who's gonna coat themselves entirely in milk chocolate, sit in a refrigerator for three or more hours, and then break free from their chocolatey confines like a possessed marshmallow person.
CEV: I am most definitely not your dear, I do not think?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] Cringes. --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] is vaguely confused. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] cannot take this conversation seriously in the least. --
CIO: Ah, but we are all very lovely here!
CIO: How are you not a dear?
CAO: A pleasure to make your aquaintance Sir Arinai!
CIO: Oh!
CIO: Goodness, me, no.
CEV: I am not _your_ dear.
CIO: Mx, please!
CIO: I am not a sir.
CCO: Ｈmm...
CAO: Apologies! It wasn't meant to be gendered. A general term for respect, was the intention!
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] finger meet chin --
CVM: _____[] (Oh, "goodness, me, no..." Ugh....)
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] is busy MUMBLING UNDER HIS BREATH. --
CAO: If I knew our resident violetbloods? name I would call her "Sir" as well!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] is it violet. is it. indigo --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] I DONT KNOW --
CEV: What are you saying, plant killer?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] COLORS --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] indigo laughs --
CCO: Ｗhat if you mixed mx with sir, in order to indicate additional nobility or respect... Ｔhe... Ｔhe "six"...
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] very quietly --
CAO: Six Arinai!
CCO: Ｙou and the six... Ｔhank you, Ｄrake...
CVM: _____[] NoThin', FJW.
CIO: Oooh! How quaint.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] maybe more --
CIO: I like it.
CEV: What is a FJW?
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] very hastily wipes away a single tear --
CCO: Ｉ'Ｍ ＦＩＮＥ.
CVM: _____[] Didn'T I say iT earlier. "~Floooower JusTice Warrior.~"
CVM: _____[] Since you're so passionaTe abouT ThaT bullshiT like people online.
CEV: ...Are there others passionate about keeping flowers from being eaten by rude highbloods?
CMD: So trolls in addition to shakespeare, also have drake.
CAO: Excuse me!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] @ jaraga --
CCO: Ｗhat? Ｗhat about Ｄrake?
CCO: Ｗhat?
CVM: _____[] Nah, I was referring To Those "social jusTice warriors" who're ofTen culled afTer a few hours or days.
CAO: What would you preferred to be called?
CEV: Social... justice?
CCO: ... Ｕhhhh... Ｌemme think on that one
CCO: .
CMD: You have drake right???
CVM: _____[] Surprised y'don'T know. Can'T be boThered To Tell ya, so shuT iT.
CIO: Not all of us are... what is the word... "nerds", Seimos.
CEV: Is that, erm, similar to... or, is that trolls with interesting mindsets- I will not shut it unless you ask politely, thank you.
CCO: Ｙeah, of course we have Ｄrake. Ｉ fucking love Ｄrake.
CCO: Ａlso, call me...
CCO: Демонический военачальник ада.
CVM: _____[] Please shuT iT, my dear!
CVM: _____[] :-)
CEV: That is not my name, so no.
CMD: Ah, so you're one of them carnivore ladies. makes sense.
CIO: Ah! Goodness, I just remembered!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] it is a Subtle Jab at ari. fuck you ari. --
CEV: Anyway, what is a social justice warrior?
CIO: Were you not going to eat this twig for science?
CVM: _____[] ...
CCO: Ｃarnivore ladies?
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] raises it again. Ze's smiling. --
CCO: Ｉ love broccoli.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] starts sweating. fuk --
CEV: Oh, right. Eat it, and I'll shut up.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] why does this happen to me.jpeg --
CMD: You know. they like their men timid and emotional.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] for 8000$ she will stop --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] I'M LAUGHING FOR REAL --
CCO: ... Ｉ mean, maybe to some extent? Ｉt also depends on if you're talking about pails or 'rails, here.
CVM: _____[] ...
CEV: Eat it.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] keeps staring in silence at ari. fuck. what do --
CEV: Eat it...
CCO: Ｅat it.
CMD: Pails or... rails.
CIO: We do not have all day, my dear.
CEV: Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] has no idea what is being ate rn --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] starts chanting --
CVM: _____[] OI, BATMAN!!
CCO: Ｅh? Ｙeah, like...
CVM: _____[] YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS IN THIS YOU SHITLORD!!!
CMD: Okay yeah i don't know what's going on but eat it!!!
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] waves the twig tantalizingly (?) --
CAO: ...Jemoniskyeevinachalnikava?
CMD: Eat it!!!
CEV: Eat it, or I'll get going about social equality.
CVM: _____[] SHUT UP TOMI I DON'T WANNA EAT A FUCKING TWIG.
CAO: I apologize! I am not well versed in russian, or troll russian.
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] Ugh...
CVM: _____[] SOCIAL...
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] makes a finger-through-hole hand symbol, then a diamond hand symbol --
CVM: _____[] EQUALITEE....
CEV: And while an appealing thought, I do not think you would enjoy it.
CVM: _____[] UGGGGGH...
CMD: Batman has plenty of say in this.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] deeeeeep inhale --
CMD: He's more of a riot than you.
CVM: _____[] FINE!!
CCO: Ｅh, close enough. Ｐractice it, though! Демонический военачальник ада.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] snatches the twig and eats it in One Whole Gulp like a Bird --
CAO: Will do!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] COUGHS --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] looks proud --
CAO: And amazing!!
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] closes her mouth smugly. --
CVM: _____[] C... .C. .. .YOU HAPPY??
CIO: Yes, lovely.
CIO: Very much so.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] doesn't get jaraga's hand signals. --
CAO: Was it nutritious?
CEV: I hope you choke on that.
CIO: Do you feel less hungry?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] is visibly confused, which is jay's way of avoiding body language. --
CVM: _____[] UnforTunaTely for you This is preTTee FUCKING NORMAL for someone wiTh a BIRD LUSII To do so no.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] very clever, that boy. --
CVM: _____[] I wouldn'T know righT away, jackasses.
CEV: Oh, shame.
CCO: ...Ｓo? Ｐails and 'rails?
CVM: _____[] Ask me abouT iT LATER. Maybe.
CIO: Ah, a pity.
CEV: Well, I'll save my speeches for 'later' as well.
CVM: _____[] .,,
CAO: Will do sir!
CEV: And then, you can eat more twigs.
CIO: I'll be sure to check up on you, then.
CCO: Ｏr do you humans not, like... Ｅxperience the depth and breadth of true romance like we do?
CVM: _____[] NexT Time, I'll jusT...
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] bites his lip because GOD DAMMIT WHY DID HE PINKIE PROMISE --
CCO: Ｎo offense, just... Ｗondering.
CEV: Make him eat some dirt.
CVM: _____[] ... I'll Think abouT iT.
CEV: Just?
CVM: _____[] NoThin'.
CEV: Just...ice?
CEV: You would like to hear about justice?
CEV: Okay.
CMD: Don't know what sort of fucked up shit you're into that involves buckets, but i do some railing from time to time. some grinding, if you will.
CVM: _____[] No fucking THANK YOU.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] eyes widen behind mask at the idea of JUSTICE.... --
CEV: Perhaps you should eat some dirt, too, then.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] another deeeeeep inhale. --
CEV: /I/ would like to hear about justice....
CVM: _____[] ...
CEV: W...What? You would?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] eyes widen because IS SHE GOING TO ST--- --
CEV: Yes.
CCO: ... Ｕhh. Ｗhen we're, like, six, we fuck into buckets and then the big ol' bucket drone comes and takes them. Ｗe do this twice, also.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] oh wow was batman actually helpful this time --
CEV: But first...
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] evil grin. --
CEV: Eat the dirt.
CMD: Holy shit.
CCO: Ａnd... Ｎo, no, 'rails are much different than railing, but it's too complicated.
CEV: Of course.
CVM: _____[] I.
CVM: _____[] WhaT.
CMD: Okay whatever i'll ask later.
CVM: _____[] Me?
CEV: So, if you do not eat the dirt.
CEV: I will give a really long speech.
CCO: Ｙeah, totes. Ｈit me up. callipygianＯgre.
CIO: Oh my.
CEV: About how highbloods are corrupt.
CVM: _____[] .......................
CMD: magnumDowser!!!
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] DEEEEEEP INHALE. --
CIO: I would certainly like to hear this one.
CVM: _____[] LISTEN................
CCO: Ｉt means "ogre, but with a really nice butt".
CAO: How did the twig taste, may I ask?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] continues inhaling. --
CMD: HAHAHAHA same. i feel that handle.
CVM: _____[] I AIN'T. GONNA EAT. DIRT!!!!
CCO: Ｒight? Ｉt's kinda genius.
CIO: Murien, not-dear, you will pass out if you do not breathe out.
CMD: Mine just means... okay yeah, you know.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] takes a breath so she does not pass out. --
CEV: Eat the dirt, yes?
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] looks pleased. --
CCO: Ｎo, Ｉ don't, actually? Ｗhat's it mean?
CVM: _____[] I don'T know whaT The Twig TasTed like I aTe iT in ONE WHOLE because iT would PROBABLY TASTE LIKE SHIT!!
CEV: Eat. The Dirt.
CVM: _____[] You!! EAT SHIT!! BATMAN!!!
CVM: _____[] FUCK YOU!!!
CAO: Batman, why are you so eager to see him consume the soil?
CEV: So, at its basest level, the hemospectrum is incredibly flawed.
CEV: Because he's a killer!
CVM: _____[] UGGGHHHHHH!!!
CVM: _____[] STOP IT!!
CEV: I can go into reasons, if you'd like. What would you prefer I start with?
CVM: _____[] I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SHITTEE SOCIAL JUSTICE!!!!
CAO: Well eating dirt won't make him /not/ a killer.
CAO: It isn't cleansing dirt.
CMD: ...I'll tell you later.
CEV: Well, then you should eat some dirt.
CAO: Dirt can't wash away your sins!
CCO: Ｆair.
CIO: Speaking of...
CIO: I have not seen any water.
CEV: No. But it can provide me some level of comfort in this cold, cruel world....
CVM: _____[] I SAID......
CVM: _____[] SHUT IT!!!!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] KICKS MURIEN IN THE GUT!! --
CAO: Are you thirsty, six?
CAO: >:O
CEV: Oof...!
CIO: I am a creature of the deep sea, my de-- oh, gracious.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] PUNCHES SEI IN THE FUNNING FACE. --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] makes a pitiful bleat and then sort of... falls over. --
CAO: >:OO!!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] !!!! --
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] NOTICES THIS AND IMMEDIATELY BEGINS LAUGHING RLY LOUDLY --
CCO: ＳＨＥ ＦＥＬＬ ＯＶＥＲ!!!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] stumbles a step back. --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] sadly, misses this Sick Justice as she is wheezing on the ground. fuckign weak murien. --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] just sort of. sliiides back. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] glares at leah, trying to imply that she shouldn't bring up the water bottle. --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] time 2 watch --
CVM: _____[] HEY!!! FUCKING BEEMAN!!!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] is too thirsty. --
CVM: _____[] FUCK YOU TOO!!!!
CAO: Well this isn't very productive!
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] punches him in the face again i guess? unless u don't want him to whatever. he tries at least --
CIO: Ah, but it is not surprising.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] sits up really pitifully. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] swings a fist BACK AT SEAN'S FACE while also being Simultaneously Punched --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] scoots back, into the flowers. gently. --
CVM: _____[] GHHHH...!!
CMD: Don't worry about it batman he's easy!!!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] 2x punch reacharound --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] this is why she doesn't share her opinions. --
CCO: ＢＲＥＡＫ ＩＴ ＵＰ!
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] just . picks up sei --
CAO: Honestly, getting into a fight with a troll. What are you thinking batman??
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] was preparing to Swing Another at sean, but instead... finds himself picked up?? like a baby by their arms?? --
CVM: _____[] H....
CVM: _____[] HEY!!!!!!
CMD: It's just banter!!!
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] looks a lil disappointed --
CCO: Ｎo fighting. Ｙou're in the time out zone.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] kicks about while being Held By Jaraga FUCK YOU MOM --
CEV: I think he deserved it. For picking on someone smaller than him.
CVM: _____[] LeT. Me. GO!!!
CCO: Ｑuit it, what the fuck!
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] holds him Away --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] STARTS SQUAWKING WHY DO INDIGOBLOODS HAVE TO BE SO STRONG --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] rubs his cheek. He got a good hit in. Trolls really /are/ stronger than humans. --
CAO: You shouldn't get too involved in troll culture!
CVM: _____[] AAAAGH!!
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] muttering to herself in Flower Land --
CCO: Ｏnce... Ｏnce you're done being a shitgrub... Ｙou can be ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ let down!
CIO: Ah... Leah, is it?
CIO: You are correct.
CVM: _____[] MMMM.....
CIO: Trolls within the cooler shades at times struggle with our natures.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] BEAMS at arinai then turns to sean like see! --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] stops kicking, but is still STEWING while uh. still being held up. --
CEV: If the world is /really/ over, then there is no troll culture, fool. There is only us who need to make a new world.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] just kinda Shouts on over to ari and the humans --
CEV: And we should make one where BUTTHOLES
CCO: Ｍy nature is being /really/ attractive, so.
CIO: I am surprised dear Seimos here lasted this long.
CEV: Do not hurt people who are smaller than them.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] calls back --
CIO: A good nature to have, lovely!
CAO: People don't let go of their cultures and impulses so easily!
CMD: Technically, there's no human culture either.
CAO: Even as people moved to the United States, immigrants...
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] very slowly lets sei down......... wait nope lifts him back up, back down... down... dooooooooooooown...... UP.. down.. dooooooown............. and finally on the ground --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] goes off on a tangent about immigration and culture and melting pot --
CVM: _____[] MMMMMMM.........
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] this isnt fucking AP U.S. History leah --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] seems to be... grumpily Petting The Flowers. thanks murien ur so helpful --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] crosses his arms and just. Stands There. kinda pouting to himself. more like being angsty by himself --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] looks... interested. ofc the garbage history scholar is --
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] pats his head . patpat --
CCO: Ｇood.
CEV: Weren't we trying to solve a mystery?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] massive eye glaze --
CVM: _____[] ... Thanks.
CIO: Ah! Yes.
CAO: Oh! True!
CIO: Thank you for the reminder, sweet thing.
CCO: Ｉ'm tired of mysteries, and thinking. Ｃan't Ｉ just go off and beat the shit out of something again? Ｔhat was actually ＦＵＮ.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] would be interested because history but like, why did the fight have to break up --
CAO: How do you fare Sir?
CVM: _____[] ... I'm fine.........
CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] shows................. up............... i dont know what im dogin --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] gives sei a Dirty Look fromthe ground. thnakns --
CCO: Ａaaaaaaaaariiiiiiiiii...
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] pouts like a fucking Child --
CIO: Yyyyyyeeeeessssss?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] GLARES BACK AT MURIEN!! fuck u lady. but theres this hugeass indigoblood around so i cant do shit --
CCO: Ｉ wanna do something that isn't thinking.
CMD: I'm with the big lady!!!
CAO: Demonicheskivoyenachanikaga!
CAO: Have you been fighting the imps?
CIO: Mmn? Describe this thing.
CMD: Let's hit something.
CEV: Large highblood, he is threatening me again.
CEV: Perhaps you should pick him up...
CMD: Seimos is too easy.
CVM: _____[] I'm noT THREATENING ANYONE!!
CCO: Демонический военачальник ада. Ｙou were close!
CEV: You all are /killing/ the imps, aren't you?
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] see's the big group. half-considers turning around ok. ok ok ok ok --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] grumbles to himself. --
CCO: Ａnd, uh, Ｉ dunno! Ｙou do the thinking. Ａnd tell me what to hit.
CEV: Yes, you are.
CIO: Hmmm.
CCO: Ａnd Ｉ'm not picking him up again unless he starts being a shitgrub again.
CEV: He is doing that.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] too late kishen. she's Seen You. --
CEV: Look at his face...
CAO: Kishen!!
CEV: And the expression, it is in?
CAO: He's the one that died yesterday!
CRK: ...
CCO: Ｈe's just yelling like a dingus, that's fine.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] waves him over --
CIO: Perhaps... oh!
CVM: _____[] HAHAHAHA!!
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] glances over @ Kish --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] points at Murien and laughs. --
CEV: Ah? Kishen? ...Isn't that the one who ate flowers as well?
CIO: Who is this?
CAO: All we need is Miss Booker and it would be a real reuinion!
CEV: Kush...
CVM: _____[] FUCK YOU.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] smiles. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] was seen. ah. a damng shame. --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] is entirely ignoring these Petty Jabs in favor of flower justice --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] >:^( --
CMD: Hey it's kush!!!
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] :^) --
CMD: Oi mate!!!
CRK: Uh, hey, yeah, I'm... here...?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] waves --
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] quietly . to leah . just . "voyenachaLnik aDa." --
CVM: _____[] ... Hey. Kishen.
CEV: Erm... you!
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] EaT a flower for me, would'ya?
CCO: Ｗait, Ｋush?
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] has to be polite because he is a lowblood and not mean. --
CCO: Ｗeed's illegal, guys, that's not funny.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] quietly whispers back, voyenachaLnik...... aDa..." --
CEV: Do not eat the flowers! They dislike it!
CVM: _____[] EaT a flower.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] wonk @ leah --
CEV: ...Please.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] giggles and blushes. gay --
CEV: Kush is not a weed reference. It is his name. Kush is pure.
CRK: Uh.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] haha gay --
CAO: Isn't his name...?
CRK: I'm gonna.
CMD: Eat the flower kush!!!
CRK: Have to ask everyone to... stop...
CAO: Kishen?
CRK: Talking so fast there are soo many of you...
CEV: Do not... eat a flower. Please.
CCO: Ｓtop what?
CCO: Ｏh.
CCO: Ｉ literally just made the problem worse.
CCO: Ｍy bad.
CCO: Ｉ mean, Ｉ'm still making the problem worse, but.
CVM: _____[] JUST EAT A FLOWER, KISHEN!!
CCO: Ｐoor impulse control.
CCO: Ｉ think.
CCO: Ｍy bad.
CCO: Ｉ said that already, didn't Ｉ?
CRK: Uh, yes sir?
CCO: Ｍy badder. Ｂaddest.
CCO: Ｗorst.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] ??? he go over to flower --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] look at it --
CEV: Do not listen to this- no!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] look at everyone els --
CAO: Yes you did demonicheskiyvoyenachaLnik aDa!
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] Stands up!! --
CIO: Although sweets are not... quite my cup of tea.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] has eaten around the m&ms --
CIO: Would you like mine, Jaraga?
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] stops doing squats --
CCO: Ｆucking /hell yes/, oh my god
CCO: .
CRK: .
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] holds out hand --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] hands 'em over. --
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] pauses before sighing --
CCO: Ｉ should... Ｐrobably save these.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] eyes the fucken flowers. --
CRK: ...
CAO: :o
CIO: Mmn... alas, there is indeed wisdom in that.
CCO: Ｈere, Ａri, can you hold onto them for, like, another second?
CIO: Certainly.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] give --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] take --
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] just kinda. throws a handful of sand in her captchalogue --
CCO: Ａlright, let me see them again.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] gib --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] looks on curiously --
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] take, throw into captchalogue --
CCO: Ｔhanks.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] puts the pouch back on his belt after securing it tightly. --
CIO: I am unsure of the purpose of that, but you are quite welcome.
CCO: Ｍy fetch modus. Ｉ have to throw something into it before Ｉ put something in.
CCO: Ｉt just, like, disappears.
CCO: ...
CCO: Ｗait.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] waits --
CCO: Ｎo, it's when Ｉ take things /out/ that Ｉ have to...
CCO: Ｆuck.
CCO: Ｕh.
CIO: ... It is quite all right.
CCO: Ｎow Ｉ have sand.
CIO: Take your time.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] shame --
CRK: Sand could be useful, man...
CRK: Like, surprise attack!
CRK: Whoosh.
CRK: Sand.
CAO: Into the enemies' eyes!
CIO: A... sand attack.
CCO: Ｙeah... Ｙeah! Ｂut Ｉ'd have to put something else in to get the sand.
CRK: More sand?
CIO: Can you put in an enemy?
CCO: Ｉ mean, Ｉ suppose it would be a hell of a mindgame if Ｉ - yeah! Ｍore sand!
CEV: Haha. You sound like a very likable character on King of The Hill....
CRK: Just keep some sand in your pocket, like... always.
CCO: Ｉmagine that! Ｐutting sand into the thing... Ｊust to get more sand! Ｔo attack with!
CCO: Ａnd no, Ｉ can't put in anything alive. Ｉ don't think. ... Ｉ don't actually know?
CAO: An eternal sand trebuchet!
CMD: Which character batman???
CMD: I don't keep up with american sitcoms. thankfully.
CRK: It's a cycle...
CRK: Like... uh.
CRK: Something else that cycles.
CRK: A bicycle.
CRK: I've heard of those.
CCO: Ｙeah, there you go.
CEV: Dale Gribble.
CAO: Bless you!
CRK: Oh, or Dale Gribble.
CEV: King of The Hill is a very popular cartoon.
CRK: Whoever that is.
CRK: Does Dale Gribble cycle...?
CEV: Which focuses on humorous situational comedy.
CMD: Okay i don't remember which one dale gribble was.
CIO: I hope this Dale Gribble is a capable cyclist.
CMD: Yes, "humour". i guess.
CAO: Maybe he grabs sand, while cycling.
CIO: Would that not cause a weight unbalance?
CRK: Exactly.
CAO: If he was a skilled cyclist he could regain balance!
CCO: Ｄoes he ＲＥcycle? Ｉs he environmentally conscious?
CRK: That just proves how capable he is...
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] starts mumbling King of The Hill factoids under his breath. --
CAO: Or, if there was a pile of dirt about the height of his arm it would be fine.
CRK: Or like...
CRK: Like a huge pile of like...
CRK: Solid sand.
CRK: The strongest weapon.
CRK: Swing it through the air.
CAO: Glass sand! Or sand that is also rocks.
CRK: Sand that is also rocks... and has trail mix in it.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] is interrupted from his infodump. --
CEV: Why would it have trail mix in it?
CAO: Perhaps to trick the enemy into thinking it's edible?
CRK: Added... nutrition...
CAO: And then... rocks!
CAO: Which are not edible, for most species.
CMD: Now THERE'S a man's snack.
CMD: I'd eat it.
CCO: ...Ｙou'd eat rocks?
CEV: ...
CAO: Maybe you can wash it down with muscle milk.
CCO: Ｔhat's kinda messed up, dude.
CIO: That sounds.... hard.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] zones back in from her plant communication. --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] squints. --
CEV: Eating... rocks?
CMD: It's what sets me apart from the other humans.
CRK: Man, if you like... ate a rock, right.
CRK: If you did that.
CRK: Would it ever come out, or what...
CEV: Would your teeth not break?
CAO: Is that not what cows do?
CRK: What if it was just... stuck in there...
CAO: I thought cows... consumed rocks.
CIO: Ah! That is another point to research. We should likely have something to compare Seimos to, yes?
CAO: To aid digestion.
CEV: That is both a valid and disgusting point.
CMD: It helps me digest other things.
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] picks up a Very Small Pebble --
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] holds it out to Tomi --
CIO: Perhaps try this?
CEV: Are we... making Seimos eat rocks?
CIO: See if it assuages your hunger.
CEV: Oh.
CEV: Never mind...
CIO: You can if you like, Muri non-darling.
CMD: You know the deer guy over there loves plants so much???
CMD: I love rocks.
CMD: Humans also have dietary variances.
CRK: Yeah, plants!
CRK: Plants are good.
CEV: You know, Ari, non-darling is somehow worse than darling...
CAO: And I'm fairly sure it would come out fine Kishen! Probably.
CMD: Big humans like me eat rocks to stay huge.
CEV: I have never met a human who ate rocks.
CEV: W-Wait, you like plants?
CEV: Kish... Kush... Kushin?
CIO: May I use darling again, then?
CEV: Yes, do whatever.
CCO: ...
CRK: Plants are good!
CIO: Thank you!
CEV: Do you grow plants?
CRK: Weed is a plant.
CEV: ...Yes, it is.
CRK: Yeah! Yeah.
CRK: Lots of 'em.
CRK: Or, I did.
CAO: Technically, if you grow weeds purposefully, are they still weeds?
CCO: Ｄamn, you have to eat rocks, Ｉ just have to eat, like, a lot of curry. Ｈeh! Ｓucks to suck. Ｕh, no offense, for your dietary needs.
CIO: Then please eat this rock, Tomi.
CRK: But now we're in a desert.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] IS BETRAYED BY THIS CRIMINAL. THIS CRIMINAL MAN. --
CEV: Not that kind of weed, Leah.
CAO: Isn't it the same?
CMD: Which rock???
CEV: What kind of plants?
CRK: Hm...
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] finds a pebble and picks it up. --
CRK: Mostly... vegetables, I think.
CMD: This one???
CCO: Ｔroll Ｄwayne "Ｔhe Ｒock" Ｊohnson?
CIO: If you like.
CEV: Ah! Edible plants...
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] tosses one in hir hands up and down. --
CEV: Marijuana. The kind that... 'stoners' use. To get.... 'high.'
CMD: I'd eat him.
CRK: Lots of weird ones.
CCO: Ｈeh, you and me both, man.
CCO: Ｕh.
CCO: Ｗait.
CAO: High?
CEV: I grew carnivorous ones. Among others... bioluminescent ones... grass... edible fruits and such!
CCO: Ｎot like... Ｕh.
CEV: Yes.
CAO: So their voices.. change pitch?
CRK: Hey, grass is cool!
CRK: It's like... it's everywhere.
CEV: No.
CCO: Ｙou know, Ｉ'm just gonna drop the thought.
CIO: Why would you eat bioluminescent fruits?
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] seems... unsettled --
CRK: Vegetables are good... but vines are also nice.
CAO: Well they certainly don't /float/
CRK: Aesthetic.
CEV: Oh, no, the fruits aren't bioluminescent.
CEV: Those are different...
CRK: Like... they do the whole climbing thing.
CEV: I have vines, too.
CRK: And you can make 'em grow up things.
CIO: Ah, I see!
CMD: I have a vine!!!
CEV: I have... many plants...!
CMD: Everybody should follow me on it.
CRK: Tony likes plants too!
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] is very excited, it seems. --
CMD: Go look up magnumDowser on vine, if you have it on your phone.
CMD: It's tomi!!!
CAO: I had a plant! She is probably dead now.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] Takes out his phone. --
CEV: Ton...eee
CAO: A pity, she was a good ear..
CEV: Toneee?
CRK: Eh... can Tony be a nickname?
CEV: How... do you extend that...
CEV: Tonnny
CCO: Ｅy you, Ｔony, where'd you get that hot, fresh pepperoni?
CEV: Tonnie...
CCO: Ｈeh. Ｇet it?
CCO: Ｉt's a joke about Ｉtaly.
CMD: It took me a second, but yes.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] finger pistols @ tomi --
CMD: I guess tony can be a nickname???
CEV: Trolls have... Italy?
CAO: Minshukthulu, a loyal venus fly trap...
CMD: If you really want.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] looks almost contemplative for a second --
CCO: Ｔroll Ｉtaly, yeah. Ｉ call it "Ｉtaly" for short.
CEV: Ah... Venus fly trap?
CEV: Where?
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] looks around, as if there is one here. somewhere. thanks murie --
CAO: Back in my room! Well, what used to be my room.
CRK: Ehh... pepperoni?
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] finds Tomi on vine. --
CEV: I found you, Tomi.
CRK: Gross.
CAO: It's almost certainly dead right now.
CEV: Oh! You grew plants... too?
CEV: What exactly are you... doing here?
CEV: ...Oh.
CCO: Ｗhat the fuck? Ｙou're gross, weed boy.
CEV: |:^(
CAO: Just the one!
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] holds up hand --
CAO: She was a good listener.
CCO: Ｂye.
CAO: Alas, she could not escape from the ending of the world.
CEV: You talked to her...?
CAO: Because plants don't hav e feet.
CRK: Oh, uh... hm...
CIO: Mmn... while this is all very riveting... I believe I shall be moving my way along.
CEV: Can you talk to plants too...?
CIO: Things to do, better food sources to find.
CIO: It was a pleasure to meet you all, my dears.
CMD: Oh i barely even remember why i did that!!! that was after like what, 18 pints???
CRK: Eh? There are more deer?
CRK: Where?
-- CURRENT illuminantOverseer [CIO] gives a small, flourishing bow and exits stage right --
CAO: I did! On occasion. Just Minshukthulu though.
CCO: Ｂye, Ａri!
CMD: Eh, see you ariel troll.
CIO ceased responding to memo.
CAO: Farewell six!
CEV: Goodbye, highblood...
CRK: Oh...
CEV: Anyway, I think... that, erm.
CRK: Man, highbloods are kinda...
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] is really bad at being nice, especially to sweaty aliens, but- --
CRK: Oh, wait.
CRK: No.
CRK: There are other highbloods.
CRK: Many apologies.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] coughs --
CVM: _____[] ...
CRK: Every single one of them.
CEV: I think... she would have been happy.... if you talked to her. I mean, when she died... she would have been happy, I mean?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] Is Back. Even Though. He's Been Standing Here. The Whole Time --
CEV: They like... when you talk to them...
CEV: If you're nice...
CRK: I try and sing to my plants... sometimes...
CRK: It's nice...
CAO: Well.. I don't remember how I got here. Neither do you correct?
CEV: But, anyway, Kishen, what were you saying about highbloods?
CEV: Oh- right! They like that, too.
CRK: Oh.
CRK: Uh.
CRK: Nothing...
CEV: I bet, if you sang right now, these flowers would be really happy...
CAO: Maybe in my last moments, I said my last will and testament to her.
CRK: Nothing at all... ever...
CRK: Oh, hey, I could do that.
CAO: Oh! I didn't know trolls could sing! Or rather that they /wanted/ to at any point!
CCO: Ｔhis is, like, a really awkward part of the conversation, actually!
CAO: Please, if you will!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] is actually being like thank fuck seadweller is gone but jaraga is here and will probably rat on him so No Can't Do --
CCO: Ｉ'm gonna just.
CCO: Ｓkedaddle.
CEV: But, before that! Would you, erm... perhaps... give me your, uh. Username. Thingy. So I can ask you about plants later.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] YES LEAVE HIM AS THE ONLY HIGHBLOOD!!! --
CVM: _____[] Oh.
CEV: Oh, goodbye, large highblood.
CVM: _____[] See ya.
-- CURRENT callipygianOgre [CCO] salutes and walks off, making sure to turn around with a "Hey human boy remember to hit me up later on!" and just . leaving --
CAO: Ah! Farewell Demonicheskiyvoyenachalnikada
CRK: ...
CRK: Ah...
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] stands in front of everyone in between them and Seimos. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] WAIT WHO WAS MURIEN TALKING TO --
CMD: See ya big lady!!!
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck are ya doing, Beeman.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] waves. --
CCO ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] SHE WAS TALKIN TO KUSH --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] NICE --
CRK: Ooh, right, uh...
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] is silently judging the hippies contemplating singing to flowers --
CVM: _____[] I ain'T gonna hurT anyone. Chill.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] rummages through his pockets. Comical noises. Clown horn. Crash noise. --
CEV: I am making sure you are not overstepping your boundaries. Literally.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] waits with bated breath for troll songs, which are undoubtedly incredible --
CRK: Phone!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] hands it over to Muriel. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] muriel --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] yes --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] muriel --
CEV: Ah, thank you.
CEV: Give me a moment...
CVM: _____[] Y'can sing, huh, Kishen?
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] GLARES. --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] heaves a deep sigh and picks a plant from her stupid fetch modus to uproot. --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] ...a pair of pantaloons go flying. --
CVM: _____[] Hey, hey. I'm jusT askin' a quesTion. Ain'T hurTin-- WHAT.
CRK: Yeah, I c--
CRK: ...
CAO: :O!
CEV: Shit!
CRK: ...?
CEV: That was not, what I meant to do.
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
CEV: ...
CVM: _____[] WHY DID YOU HAVE A PAIR OF... "PANTALOONS"... ON YOU???
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] snorts. But quietly. Lowkey. --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] ... Begins chuckling as welll. --
CAO: Don't worry! It happens to everyone!
CEV: Do not laugh at me!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] well no. not really --
CEV: It was an honest mistake!
CVM: _____[] OHHHH, GOD.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] continues Cackling --
CEV: I was not laughing at you. I was laughing at... the flying pants.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] grumpily uproots another plant, resulting in her phone landing on her lap. Then, she RETRIEVES THE STUPID PANTALOONS. --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] AND. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] wonders whose pants those are. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] tuts at the boys --
CVM: _____[] Y' didn'T answer The quesTion.
CRK: That was... yeah.
CVM: _____[] Why do you have panTs on you.
CVM: _____[] Like.
CVM: _____[] I mean.
CVM: _____[] Why did you have panTs in your possession.
CRK: Wait, but... like...
CMD: Whose pants are they anyways???
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] WAVES THE PANTALOONS THREATENINGLY IN SEI'S FACE, WHICH IS TOO HIGH. --
CRK: We all showed up here with nothing... right?
CMD: The real mystery here.
CRK: So... which means... the pantaloons were here before we were...
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] and then recaptchalogues them grumpily, and hands her phone to Kishen. --
CEV: It does not matter where they are from.
CRK: Ooh. Thank's.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] thank's --
CMD: Did we ever solve the mystery of the missing weed??? now we have the mystery of the missing trousers.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] thank's --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] aaaaaaaaaaあああああ --
CMD: But where was it missing from???
CAO: And without demonicheskiyvoyenachalnikada to help us solve it...
CVM: _____[] WhaTever iT is, I didn'T eaT any god-damn weed.
CEV: That is of no matter.
CEV: Yes, you did.
CVM: _____[] I DID NOT!!
CMD: Yeah you did mate.
CRK: I think you might have...
CVM: _____[] TOMI YOU KNOW I DIDN'T FUCK YOU.
CEV: I think you did.
CEV: You people are exhuasting.
CVM: _____[] UGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!
CEV: Anyway, here, Kishen.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] types in her fuckign contact info idfk and gives the phone back. --
CAO: Eat some trail mix batman!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] deos the. do the. tappa tap thing. phone idKNOW --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] adn give beack --
CAO: Or, perhaps do not eat some of it.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] back --
CAO: Maybe the chocolate is making you sluggish.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] beack --
CEV: MY B---*ALLY* PACKED THIS TRAIL MIX SPECIAL FOR ME! AND IT WOULD NEVER MAKE ME SLUGGISH!
CVM: _____[] Haha.
CEV: YOU HAVE NO IDEA THE FORCES YOU ARE DEALING WITH.
CVM: _____[] LeT me guess.
CVM: _____[] Your.
CVM: _____[] BaTmom?
CRK: Your... bally?
CVM: _____[] HAHAHAHAHA!!!
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] throws down a smoke bomb and runs the fuck away. --
CRK: Bally so hard...
CEV: Bally...
CAO: Batman!!
CRK: That shit cray...
CEV: Oh... again?
CRK: Oh, bye...
CVM: _____[] Oh my god did he seriously run away because I said ThaT.
CEV ceased responding to memo.
CAO: He seems to be bashful.
CEV: He did that to me, too...
CEV: Earlier...
CEV: When I called his hands sweaty.
CVM: _____[] Holy shiT.
CAO: Did you hold hands?
CVM: _____[] DID YOU HOLD HANDS??
CVM: _____[] HAHAHAHA!!
CRK: Whoa...
CEV: No?????
CEV: He wouldn't give me his phone.
CEV: So, I was like... "Is it because your hands are sweaty?"
CVM: _____[] Well, BaTman's a fucking weirdo anyway.
CEV: Not as weird as you, though.
CEV: With your... shoes.
CAO: He followed you and then remained in the bush?
CEV: What Are those, even?
CVM: _____[] WhaT The FUCK do you have againsT my GOLF BOOTS??
CVM: _____[] WHAT, YOU WANT A FEEL OF 'EM?? LIKE KISHEN DID??
CEV: They look silly.
CRK: Augh...
CEV: Also, no, that was a while ago.
CEV: That he followed me.
CRK: No... no, don't do that...
CAO: Your boots are fine sir!!
CRK: That hurt... like... a lot.
CVM: _____[] THANK YOU, LEAH.
CVM: _____[] Jesus.
CRK: They're really nice and beautiful... and protect your big bird feet... yeah...
CAO: Bird feet?
CVM: _____[] WhaT?
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] makes a disgusted face at this Highblood flattery. --
CVM: _____[] Oh, yeah.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] but ultimately says nothing, because she is weak. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] smiles smugly a lil at murien Suck It Lowblod --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] ... lowblood --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] blod --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] i vant to suck yor blod --
CVM: _____[] WhaT, you didn'T know, Leah?
CVM: _____[] I mean, can'T y'see --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] points at Kishen's feet. --
CVM: _____[] Dude has hooves.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] waves his hooves around a lil. --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] under her breath. --
CEV: What are thoooose...
CAO: I didn't know you had bird feet though!
CVM: _____[] Uhhhhhh.
CVM: _____[] I can show you if you... wanT?
CVM: _____[] ThoughT you'd know.
CAO: I'd be honored!!
CEV: ...This is kind of weird and intimate.
CVM: _____[] This ain'T INTIMATE you SHITLORD.
CVM: _____[] Give me a sec.
CEV: You're the one trying to blackrom everyone...
CRK: Yeah...
CVM: _____[] WHAT THE FUCK!!
CRK: Like, you killed me, dude... comin' on a bit strong here...
CVM: _____[] YOU DON'T KILL PEOPLE YOU'RE TRYING TO BLACKROM.
CVM: _____[] FUCK OFF.
CEV: Is this some form of seduction for birds? Angrily removing shoes?
CVM: _____[] NO!!!
CRK: Oh, man.
CEV: Swallowing twigs whole, to impress the mate?
CRK: He stepped on me?
CEV: ...Whoa.
CVM: _____[] I'm jusT. Being. Nice. And showing her. WHAT SHE'S INTERESTED IN!!
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] THAT BEING.
CAO: Do birds normally have shoes on your planet?
CVM: _____[] FINDING OUT.
CRK: Is foot proximity a blackrom thing...
CVM: _____[] ABOUT US!!
CEV: I think... maybe.
CEV: I read a lot... and they're very into.
CEV: Ankles.
CVM: _____[] NO!!!!
CEV: In books.
CRK: Dude... like... you're cool and all, but I'm not into that...
CVM: _____[] I'M NOT INTO YOU YOU SHIT.
CRK: Sorry sir...
CAO: Now now, Sir Seimos can be into whatever he wants!
CRK: Look, its okay, you don't have to pretend...
CEV: So... plant killer is trying to make an advance? By showing... his ankles.
CRK: Hey, yeah, I'm totally like, open minded?
CEV: That's all fine, but... can you do it in private?
CVM: _____[] I'M NOT ADVANCING TOWARDS ANYONE!!
CVM: _____[] OR...
CVM: _____[] WHATEVER YOU CALL IT!!
CVM: _____[] MAKING ADVANCES!!
CVM: _____[] WHATEVER!!
CVM: _____[] AGGGGGHHH!!
CVM: _____[] FINE, YOU SHITHEADS!!
CVM: _____[] I WON'T TAKE OFF MY SHOES!!
CVM: _____[] HAPPY???
CEV: Please calm down... you're disrupting the flowers...
CAO: If that's what makes you most comfortable!
CRK: Chill... c'mon dude...
CVM: _____[] I WASN'T.
CVM: _____[] MAKING.
CVM: _____[] ADVANCES.
CVM: _____[] AT.
CVM: _____[] ANYONE!!!
CVM: _____[] UGHHHHHHH!!!
CEV: Sure.
CVM: _____[] FUCK YOU TOO.
CRK: Please don,t beeb beeb because flowers sleep...
CEV: Anyway, erm... alien. We all... usually have some. Interesting anatomical developments. Because of our lusus, I think?
CMD: Is blackrom just troll bdsm???
CEV: ....What?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] crosses his arms......... Indignantly...... --
CRK: Eh?
CVM: _____[] TOMI. NO. IT ISN'T.
CAO: How would feet be involved in that?
CVM: _____[] BUT IN ANY CASE.
CVM: _____[] I'M NOT INTO EITHER!!!
CEV: Well... I guess plant killer has a bird lusus.
CMD: Ok whatever.
CEV: So his feet... are birds.
CVM: _____[] ..
CVM: _____[] You mean.
CVM: _____[] My feeT are.
CVM: _____[] Bird claws.
CEV: ...Right.
CVM: _____[] IT's noT necessarily cusTomary for us To wear shoes. Some don'T like To.
CEV: And, erm, as for me... my pupils are... goat-like? I think? I do not have hooves, though...
CVM: _____[] Like ThaT guy.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] points at Kishen. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] raises his hand. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] that him --
CAO: Oh! This is all fascinating!
CVM: _____[] BuT yeah, considering my feeT, There's a whole like... specialised series of shoes for us.
CMD: Going shoeless??? what a hippie.
CEV: Custom Ugly Gold Boots.
CRK: Ehh, but like...
CAO: What about Six and Demonicheskiyvoyenachalnikada?
CMD: But it seems kind of impossible with deer feet, so i'll give it apass.
CEV: *Golf
CRK: Shoes don't work for me... do they?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] GOLD --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] LOOK IM TIRED --
CRK: Like they just... they just go down.
CRK: Theres no outtie bit.
CAO: Also.. what is a lusus?
CAO: Specifically? I heard it mentioned once or twice but...
CMD: Yeah i get you.
CEV: ...Do you not have lusus?
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] lususes? lusi? --
CMD: The real question is, would you wear them if you could???
CVM: _____[] Indigoblood wears shoes.
CMD: The real hippie litmus test.
CVM: _____[] ... (I saw Them when she was holding me up.)
CVM: _____[] Don'T know abouT seadweller.
CRK: Eh... I've seen like...
CRK: Well...
CAO: Well.. we have guardians but not in the way that you all seem to?
CRK: I dunno. If it worked.
CRK: It has to be... like, a good aesthetic.
CAO: The trolls back home seemd a bit weirded out by our customs.
CRK: Fit the look.
CEV: I, sadly, must wear shoes...
CRK: The poncho and the baggy pants.
CEV: For fear of injuring... my feet...
CRK: And the... the deer horns.
CVM: _____[] WhaT's your "guardian"'s duTee.
CMD: So not a hippie, just a hipster.
CMD: Noted.
CAO: It depends! My mother is a professor at a well known Nyarlist institute in New York, and my father is dead. However, previously to him being dead, he was a teacher of martial arts!
CAO: They were both career chosens.
CVM: _____[] Nah I'm preTTee sure he's a hippie considering him and his fucking WEED.
CMD: Maybe both???
CEV: ...Mother?
CEV: Father...?
CVM: _____[] True.
CVM: _____[] BuT yeah. WhaT FJW said.
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck are you on abouT.
CAO: Forgive me! Our customs are very different.
CRK: Yeah...
CRK: Wait.
CRK: Wait.
CRK: No.
CRK: Is mother...
CRK: Is mother the same thing as a mom...
CEV: Momther?
CAO: Yes!
CRK: You see it online a lot, right...
CRK: People going like...
CRK: MOM HOLY FUCK.
CRK: Like that?
CVM: _____[] IT's jusT an expression, Though.
CAO: I don't spend too much time online outside of reading certain articles I'm afraid.
CVM: _____[] Online.
CAO: Tomi?
CEV: But what is a mom?
CRK: A classic mémé.
CMD: Yes???
CMD: That was definitely a good meme.
CAO: Kishen has some internet impressions.
CMD: Uh yeah i have my mum and dad.
CRK: I go on the internet a lot... gotta get my content out there.
CRK: Expand my web brand.
CEV: Mum...?
CRK: Wait.
CVM: _____[] WhaT??? Web brand????
CRK: Ok, so... is it... mum... or mom.
CAO: Well if! You all have the time I'd be happy to explain the usual method that humans reproduce
CMD: It's the real term for mom.
CEV: Mother...?
CVM: _____[] WHAT.
CEV: NO.
CMD: I'm from the motherland.
CRK: Web brand... yeah.
CVM: _____[] I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT REPRODUCTION.
CAO: Not me though. I came from Beyond.
CMD: She's from our shitty offspring country.
CEV: Please keep your nasty human pailing out of here.
CEV: Far, far away.
CMD: Mum is the term here.
CAO: Technically, I'm from space.
CMD: Yeah you sure seem like it!!!
CAO: Maybe you too, were from space.
CRK: Dude, but like...
CRK: Technically...
CRK: Aren't we all from space...
CEV: ....
CVM: _____[] Wow.
CAO: A good point!
CMD: Ughhhhh.
CMD: You all sound like my dad right now.
CMD: Look this isn't "deep".
CEV: But what... is a dad?
CMD: It's a guardian.
CMD: We just went over this.
CRK: I haven't heard that meme before.
CVM: _____[] So like.
CVM: _____[] Y'feed Them?
CRK: Only mom...
CEV: What do they eat?
CVM: _____[] They """proTecT""" you?
CRK: Is a pepe a guardian?
CMD: I feed mine, yes.
CEV: Do they eat other aliens?
CAO: My mother currently can take care of herself, despite her advanced age.
CMD: He sticks around like a stoner on doritos.
CAO: A life time of training for the apocalypse will do wonders on your health!
CVM: _____[] "DoriTos".
CVM: _____[] You hunT Those or whaT.
CEV: Dor... ito?
CEV: Is that a plant?
CAO: Though, it's ineffective against actual reckoning.
CMD: Yes indeed we do!!!
CMD: Only true MLGs win doritos in battle.
CEV: Dor... otheanthus....
CVM: _____[] "MLG"s??? WhaT??
CEV: Dorotheanthus?
CAO: She was an honorable woman, a smart warrior, a respected career chosen.
CRK: Em El Gee...
CMD: You get em for free from the sponsors at gaming tournaments.
CEV: MLG?
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] she pronounces it like a word. --
CMD: Major league gamers!!!
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] mulg --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] mulg --
CVM: _____[] Gaming TournamenTs!! Ah, so like.
CVM: _____[] I know Those.
CVM: _____[] Like.
CVM: _____[] CompeTiTions --
CMD: Yeah.
CVM: _____[] You murder people and come ouT on Top?
CVM: _____[] Ah, yeah! We have Those back on AlTernia.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] continues on.... she is wrapped up in Family Legacy --
CEV: That is terrible!
CEV: You hunt lowbloods too?
CMD: In video games, but yeah.
CEV: I had faith in you nasty aliens...
CMD: We don't even have lowbloods.
CMD: Or anybloods.
CMD: No blood castes.
CVM: _____[] In video games??
CRK: Man, I've been killed once already... one more time is... not fun sounding.
CVM: _____[] Meh.
CVM: _____[] ThaT's so..... boring.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] snaps out of her reverie to chime in --
CEV: No... castes?
CEV: Really?!
CAO: We all have the same blood color!
CMD: Hey pardon us if we have some semblence of civility.
CRK: Eh? Really?
CEV: And does your society function effectively?
CRK: What is it?
CEV: Yes, yes, what color?
CMD: Wanna see???
CEV: ...Uh?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] summons stapler from specibi --
CVM: _____[] Whoa.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] realizes he doesn't have anything sharp on him. --
CEV: Uh??
CMD: Yeah that'll do!!!
CMD: Hit me!!!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] HAHA NO HAIKU!!! SUCK IT MODUS --
CAO: How about something else??
CEV: You can just tell us!
CRK: Use this!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] PULLS OUT HIS FUCKING AXE --
CEV: AAAAAAAA
CAO: Mind if I staple you?
CEV: FUC
CVM: _____[] WHOA.
CVM: _____[] HAHAHAHAHA!!
CRK: Fuc?
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] THAT WAS SUPPSED TO EB HERE --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] IN TH OOC --
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] HLEP --
CRK: Whoa, are you okay...?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] work with it it's gr8 --
CMD: Try it mate!!! just a scratch. probably better than trying to get out a staple.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] puts away the stapler --
CRK: Alright, let's...
CAO: If you die, pesterchum me to let me know what you saw!
CVM: _____[] ... Can you handle ThaT properly.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] gets up off the floor. Goes. Goes right over to Tomey. --
CEV: Uh?! This seems dangerous.
CVM: _____[] LeT him go on.
CEV: ...True...
CMD: Do it!!!
CRK: Alright, uh...
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] extends arm. --
CEV: Uh, meanwhile... Leah alien? Is that your name?
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] raises the axe above his head... closes his eyes... --
CAO: Yes!
CEV: I, uh... what is your... username... thingy.
CEV: Because, you seem nice?
CEV: I guess?
CAO: Oh! Hang on—
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] SWINGS --
CRK: AAAAAAAAAA
CMD: Grgghh!!!
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] AAAA --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] AXE IN ARM --
CRK: OHHHHHHHH MY GOD.
CAO: O. OH!!!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] STARES WIDE EYED --
CEV: ...So they're lowblooded?
CVM: _____[] HOLY SHIT
CAO: U. UH!!
CRK: IT'S SO RED.
CMD: Get it out!!!
CVM: _____[] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] PULLS IT THE FUCK OUT --
CMD: GET IT THE FUCK OUT - OKAY.
CVM: _____[] OH MY GOD.
CEV: An entire society of lowbloods... really fascinating.
CRK: AH.
CMD: FUCK...
CAO: UM. CAN YOU?? IS YOUR HEAD. OKAY..
CRK: AH.... OKAY.
CRK: WAIT OKAY.
CRK: UH.
CMD: My head is perfectly okay thank you!!!
CAO: DO YOU FEEL DIZZY??
CVM: _____[] HOLY SHIT!!!
CEV: This is really....
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] covers bleeding arm. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] incredibly: seeing someone injured in front of you is diffrent from simulaitons --
CRK: WAIT OKAY.
CRK: WAIT.
CVM: _____[] UHHHH...
CVM: _____[] KISHEN!!
CRK: Wait. Toby.
CRK: Toby.
CRK: Stand. Stand still.
CRK: Okay.
CAO: CUT?? OFF THE???
CRK: Hold on.
-- CURRENT efflorescingVillein [CEV] she sits down in the flwoers again and fuckin talks to htem IDK I GOTTA GO TO BED BYE --
CRK: HOLD ON.
CRK: HOLD ON I GOT THIS.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] BYE FINN --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] STARTS TO PANIC A BIT TBQH. --
CVM: _____[] RIP OFF A PART OF YOUR PONCHO OR SOMETHING.
CMD: Alright!!!
CRK: Okay.
CEV ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] bye finn --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK TORLLS DO WHEN THE YDO PSYCHIC SHIT --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] HOLDS HIS HANDS OUT??? --
CRK: ....
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] okay for the record --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] it'll be hurting a lot less for toby now --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] toby --
CMD: ...Grgh...
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] cause he's fuckin around w/ his nerves --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] ELECTRIC ENERG --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] science miracles --
CRK: ...
CRK: Okay, uh...
CAO: THE BLOOD IS STILL COMING OUT!!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] walks up to Kishen's side. --
CVM: _____[] Dude, I'm. JusT gonna do iT. Okay.
CRK: Wh. What. Do what.
CAO: SIR, THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS!!
CVM: _____[] Chill.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] puts his hands on the bottom edge of Kishen's poncho... --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] RIPS IT??? --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] visibly winces. That was a nice poncho. --
CRK: Okay. Cool... all is chill.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] very jittery --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] rips out I Don't Know Measurements Just Kinda Like A Strip of Poncho Material --
CMD: Dude just let him handle it.
CVM: _____[] Y'sTill need To wrap iT up don'T you.
CVM: _____[] Leah. You Trained in This shiT?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] makes a HHHHHHGHHH noise --
CVM: _____[] FirsT aid?
CAO: I. Know basics yes!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] holds out the Cloth for her. --
CMD: ....I guess. though kush was perfectly capable of wrapping it up with leaves before.
CVM: _____[] Help him wrap iT Then.
CAO: I. Yes!
CVM: _____[] This is beTTer Than leaves.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] salutes. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] does.. the first aid thing. I dont knowfirst aid she just. does it. --
CAO: Th... there...
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] kinda just. Stares at the wound. Tries to slow the blood because that sounds like a good idea in theory. --
CRK: ...
CRK: Nice.... okay.
CRK: So... red.
CRK: Very red.
CRK: That was red...
CRK: Cool... yeah.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] sits the fuck down. --
CVM: _____[] Red, yeah.
CAO: The.. theres probably not any other medical equipment out there...
CRK: Like me...
CVM: _____[] Tomi. You feeling okay, Though?
CAO: U. Um... unless the imp encampment maybe.....
CVM: _____[] If iT sTill hurTs like shiT we could jusT kill you.
CAO: There's a chance it could get infected....
CRK: ...
CRK: That's true, man.
CRK: Like, you'll just come back, right?
CAO: ......
CVM: _____[] I mean, yeah.
CVM: _____[] IT makes perfecT fucking sense To do iT honesTly.
CVM: _____[] If he's up To iT.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] looks a little... not excited to see death?? wtf --
CRK: Sounds like a pain, though... having to walk all the way back here from the platform...
CMD: No i'm fine!!!
CAO: You shouldn't! Use your specibus in that arm...
CAO: Uh. Don't punch things...
CAO: Or flex.
CAO: Or... anything really.
CMD: No flexing???
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] contemplates this heavy burden. --
CAO: That would probably be Very Bad.
CRK: Dying isn't that bad, really...
CAO: ...Um, maybe it'll... be healed whenever we're warped back to the pedestal?
CMD: Hmm...
CAO: Like yesterday...
CVM: _____[] Well.
CMD: Did any of you have wounds that were healed like that???
CVM: _____[] Y'can jusT leT us know if you wanna die.
CRK: Well... I had like. A billion broken ribs.
CVM: _____[] Uhh?? I 'unno, I jusT woke up alive.
CVM: _____[] BuT I was injured before I died, so --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] just looks down and pulls his shirt forward to look at his torso -- --
CVM: _____[] OH.
CVM: _____[] Well, uh.
CVM: _____[] ThaT's a... Thing.
CAO: A... thing?
CVM: _____[] Uh.
CVM: _____[] Well, I ain'T gonna jusT pull off my shirT in fucking nowhere, buT I Think I have a scar on me now.
CVM: _____[] Oi, Kishen.
CVM: _____[] Check your own self ouT.
CRK: Eh?
CVM: _____[] NoT like check yourself ouT as in admire yourself or any shiT buT jusT look.
CRK: Uh...
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] looks down at his chest also. --
CRK: Mmm... nope.
CRK: Nothin' there.
CVM: _____[] Hmmmm...
CVM: _____[] STrange.
CVM: _____[] Geh. WhaTever.
CVM: _____[] Guess we don'T know if ya can heal, Tomi.
CVM: _____[] BuT iT ain'T a big deal. I sure you can heal up.
CMD: ...Whatever, i'll just not punch things for the rest of the day.
CVM: _____[] Unless ThaT ain'T in your human capaciTee?
CMD: It is!!!
CAO: It'll take a bit longer than.. a day or two though. Probably.
CVM: _____[] Nice. Okay. Sure.
CAO: U..unless the gods have mercy!
CAO: Anything is possible!
CVM: _____[] Leah, fucking chill, iT's fine.
CVM: _____[] IT's noT like anyThing's gonna aTTack us.
CMD: I mean, i've been knifed in fights before.
CMD: Some of those pubs are just kind of... sketchy, you know???
CMD: I turned out okay.
CAO: Demonicheskiyvoyenachalnikada mentioned an ogre...
CRK: Oh, yeah, ogre...
CRK: I remember that.
CRK: That was... yeah... a thing.
CAO: I think I'll.. try to stay low from now on. Perhaps?
CVM: _____[] Huh?
CAO: Not that I wasn't before! But.. nothing like how batman used an explosive on the ruins...
CAO: I'll be around! Probably....
CVM: _____[] I mean, why'd you need To sTay low?
CVM: _____[] You'll jusT revive anyway.
CVM: _____[] Who gives a shiT abouT deaTh.
CAO: Um. If any of you need me you can.. well you know.
CAO: And that's... very true! Sir!
CMD: Dickmunch has a point.
CRK: Wait, so, like...
CVM: _____[] Why are ya all scared NOW?
CAO: It would just be... um, very annoying to have to track back to where you were exploring?
CAO: Especially if you werent exactly sure /where/ you were going.
CAO: I'm not scared!
CRK: Ehh... dying isn't scary, is it?
CRK: It's like... normal.
CRK: Happens all the time...
CVM: _____[] Yeah.
CVM: _____[] Dude knows.
CVM: _____[] He died himself.
CAO: I said I wasn't scared!
CAO: Like I said before, to batman multiple times,
CVM: _____[] I mean, y'obviously SOUND scared.
CAO: It's... fine here! Because we'll just. Come back to life right?
CMD: At least you wounded my off hand.
CRK: Eh... is dying a big deal for humans?
CAO: That isn't fear! It's... a human emotion. That you aren't familiar with.
CRK: Like... even back at home, it was like... whatever, dude.
CAO: An american female human emotion.
CRK: Y'die, y'die.
CVM: _____[] Considering BEEMAN'S aTTiTude Towards deaTh, seems like iT.
CRK: Eh... weird.
CVM: _____[] They aren'T used To deaTh. Heh.
CMD: I'd PROBABLY be fine fighting with just my right.
CVM: _____[] Well, Tony, eiTher way, iT doesn'T maTTer.
CVM: _____[] You can jusT die while fighTing and wake up fine.
CAO: Sir Seimos is right!
CVM: _____[] Anyways. Should I leave you To your own devices? Tony.
CVM: _____[] Y'plan To go back To The ouTposT?
CMD: I guess???
CVM: _____[] Nice. See ya Then.
CMD: It's probably best to just chill there for a few hours.
“Whoever the hell you are – alien, Tony, whatever – you don’t have shit to do with this. Frankly, I really don’t fucking care about you either right now! Leave us be, would'ya?!”
Holy crotch sucking son of a crocodile was this skinny kid angry. Tomi hated working with incompetents as well, but wasn’t threatening to kill someone over it a little over the top? Besides, it’s not like he didn’t contribute anything - gods know that bite wound would never have gotten patched up if Kush didn’t use his powers in a creative fashion.
Cleat grinding was Tomi’s excus- uh, cue to finally get aggressive. Oh man would he enjoy the hell out of this.
Alas, the most useful weapon Tomi had on him was the chain link wrapped around his wrist. He had performed many completely bullshit, video-game-esque feats with a simple chain link before, but those were all on practice dummies. He didn’t trust himself to try that in a potentially life or death situation.
So naturally, it was time to take a tried and true method - something from his old rugby union days, the good old low tackle. Tomi crouched and charged at the bird guy in a manner almost reminiscent of a bull in an old cartoon charging at a matador’s red cape.
This move was his specialty back in the day, earning him a rather uncreative nickname - the RED BULL. If only his teammates spent less time downing shitty energy drinks and more time playing a certain action RPG that had yet to be released.
Having built up momentum by the time he rammed into the blue guy’s side, Tomi quickly wrapped his hands around the opponent’s thighs and attempted to knock him over.
[warning for description of injury, pain, blood, bones breaking etc.]
[tl;dr, kishen gets fucking owned and will probably die soon]
He didn’t like what was going down. Not at all. Kishen Naftal may be many things, but a masochist was not one of them. Being hoisted up in the air by a highblood a foot taller and much, must stronger than him was absolutely not the position he wanted to be in, not now, not ever. But in the end of the day, he knew that, for his own sake, his own safety, this was the best way to go in the long run. Maybe. Stand up for himself? Absolutely not. Show any sign of resistance, and he knew that being forced to stay around Seimos would be a living hell.
Well.
Maybe it was a bit too late for that.
“Uh, I–”
…was all he was able to get out, before finding himself hurled at the ground with all the strength typical of a Ceruleanblood. That being a lot. All his ten sweeps of life, he had managed to keep to himself. Ten sweeps of keeping a low profile. Avoiding confrontation. Staying alive.
And it all came crashing down so hard.
“Ah–”
Quite literally, too.
The first point of impact was his back, from where pain surged outwards and spread throughout the rear of his torso in an instant. It hurt, but it was bearable. Nothing was broken. It would definitely bruise, though.
Next came his head, which snapped back and collided with the ground below him violently upon landing. Now that hurt. The worst headache of his life, two-thousandfold. His vision blurred, and he was almost definitely bleeding, with pain searing through his skull and permeating every part of his very being. He couldn’t see. He couldn’t hear. He couldn’t speak. He could only lie there in pain, and pray it would stop soon.
This was fine. This was totally fine, though. This was just him getting what was coming for him, right? His mistake the day prior had caused Seimos himself to die - the pain he was going through now couldn’t possibly be any worse than quite literally dying, would it? His anger was justified. Totally justifi–
“Nghhah–!!”
Down came the boot, metal cleats and all, crushing his ribcage and tearing into his chest - if he wasn’t bleeding before, he definitely was now. One bone. Two. Three. Five. Ten. He had no idea how many ribs had been broken, but he knew it fucking hurt, and the hoarse, ragged cry that was forced from his throat was sure to let anyone within earshot know just as much. Metal spikes pierced his chest at what felt like a thousand locations, dragging through it and tearing his skin apart, dyeing his shirt and poncho red in an instant. The cuts weren’t too deep, but that didn’t stop them from absolutely drenching his torso in blood.
Still digging his foot into the maroonblood's torso, Seimos was having a good ol' laugh at the maroonblood's suffering --
"HAHAHAHA! How does it fe-- wuhhh-HEY!!"
-- but was quickly caught off guard by the alien's interference. Unfortunately - with his light weight (thanks, hollow bones!!) - he immediately loses his balance and is whammed a distance over Kishen, crashing onto the ground... with a certain human still having a hold of him.
Seimos struggles to get Tomi off him, simply flailing and kicking about at first.
"Let GO off me, you fucking shitbag!!"
He yells, squawking in between his exclamations of protest. Soon after, still in his fit of rage - he takes to trying to smash the god-damn nuisance still clingling onto him with his fists, striking Tomi's back and shoulders -- even occasionally trying to get a whack at his head. But it appears that his anger has blinded him to an extent - his 'attacks' are rather imprecise.
Okay, kid. Tomi didn’t clear his sleep fog early enough to catch the first part of this conversation. Clearly he was missing SOMETHING. Likely a lot of things.
From what little he knew, Kushen didn’t seem like he would straight up attack a person out of nowhere. Given the weird masochistic crap he was spewing, this was the most likely scenario here.
Even Tomi, pub brawler king of Brighton, knew not to pick a fight in a potential survivalist situation. As much as he hated to say it, perhaps SOME form of negotiation should be the first line of defense here. Which is just a shame, because punching some scrawny “highblood” sounded like a real good substitute for a morning workout.
Blue guy. Listen, I don’t know what weird shit goes on in the troll embassy, or on the troll planet, or wherever the fuck you’re from. Frankly, I really don’t care right at this second. There’s a time, and there’s a place for this kind of thing. Just set the hippie down, and we can all focus on finding a way out of this shitty desert.
- violence cw -
The bastard fucking laughed.
He fucking.
LAUGHED!!!
UGGGGGGGGGGH!!!!
The others' remarks had fallen upon deaf ears - the only thing that seemed to be occupying Seimos' mind was pure, unadulterated (Highblood™) rage, further intensified by Kishen's comments. Such pure, unadulterated rage that seemed to make Seimos fail to even realise how fucking weird it was that he was alive again.
Seimos grips the cloth of Kishen's poncho tighter, yelling at the poor lowblood again.
"No hard feelings?! HAHAHA! RIGHT! You fucking asshat, I'll plummel you to the ground until you fucking r---"
He's about to throw the shitblood onto the ground, but --
He finds himself interupted. Great. Great!!! Seimos freezes in his movements instead, still holding up Kishen in the air.
"..."
The interruptive asshole turns out to be one of those aliens that Kishen knows (and Seimos DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT), and Seimos listens a little as they exchange some talk. A little. For the most part, really, he ignores their words -- as he already did with everyone else's words earlier. But he does still listen to a bit -- or rather, he listens to his own personally cherry-picked parts that just make him more upset.
...
WHY WAS EVERYONE OUT TO MAKE HIM UPSET, HUH???
Seimos, still having a hold of Kishen, turns his attention momentarily to the buff alien (WHO'S STILL SHORTER THAN HIM SO HAH.)
"Whoever the hell you are -- alien, Tony, whatever -- you don't have shit to do with this. Frankly, I really don't fucking care about you either right now! Leave us be, would'ya?!"
And that's all he bothers saying to him. Or rather, that's all the attention Seimos thinks the god-damn alien needs. He was already nice enough to give a total fucking irrelevant stranger a moment of his time! But now, the alien's moment ws over - and Seimos quickly turns himself back to (still-holstered-up-in-the-air) Kishen.
"Incompetence, being an idiot, yadda yadda yadda - you think that's gonna save your ass?! Hah!" He scoffed. "Wanna say any dramatic goodbyes before you go, huh?!"
And here it finally is! He's about to throw the shitblood onto the ground, but -- there is no but! By the neck of his poncho, Seimos immediately throws the shitblood onto the god-damn ground. And boy, is it fucking satisfying, hearing that loud crash on the ground!! Standing over this terrible piece of shit!! It was so god-damn good.
"Not like you thought I'd actually give you the chance, right? Hahah!"
Seimos stomps once on Kishen's abdomen, grinding the cleats of his boot into him. He lets out another loud laugh -- smiling widely -- but obviously still brimming with anger. Please get some chill.
act 1, day 1 | uken't handle the heat | seimos + kishen
SUMMARY: [STRIFE! trolls vs underlings] the detailed strife log that seimos and kishen were involved in! ie the strife where seimos got his ass kicked and died and kish somehow survived
Although things had begun to look grim for poor Kishen for a while, it
seems the highblood who had been watching this unfold has taken it as
his cue to step in. Assault from above comes in the form of a spiked
golf ball, which slams the lizardlike creature at the rear of the circle
with enough force to disorient it. With a pained snarl, it staggers back
and begins waving its head around wildly, trying to dislodge the burr
that has lodged itself into its head. The diversion is enough to break
the ogre and two of the imps off from the circle of punishment in favour
of pursuing the greater threat present.
... Leaving Kishen a clear opening. Low level enemies never are much for
complex strategy. One of the imps breaks off in order to attempt to
assist the thrashing basilisk, leaving the remaining two within the
circle mildly stunned as they attempt to conceive of what the hell just
happened. First the fire, and now this.
And today started as such a nice day.
(( OOC: oops that's actually supposed to be three imps after sei, three
surrounding kish, and one off to the side
rhy is Good at Math ))
K I S H E N:
Kishen himself appears just as distracted by the sudden appearance of
the golf ball as the underlings do, but manages to snap out of it once
he realises, well... his life is probably on the line, here. After a
moment or two of looking like a complete idiot, he turns his attention
to a couple of the imps nearby. Ugly looking things, they were, and it
was unlikely that any sort of peace would be made today. A shame.
First thing's first. Now that an opening had been made, Kishen was
very much intent on taking advantage of it, turning tail and running
in Seimos' general direction as soon as he was able. His
ＣＯＬＵＭＮ ＯＦ ＦＩＲＥ from earlier wasn't exactly
intentional, but it /did/ give him an idea. Now, for this young
maroonblood, good ideas were few and far between, and in this case, it
was pretty unlikely that this idea would be good in any sense of the
word.
Turning his head to look back at the three imps he had left behind, he
Drew Upon The Mysterious (Scientific) Forces Within Him, and attempted
to draw forth the very same ＣＯＬＵＭＮ ＯＦ ＦＩＲＥ
he had done previously.
Whoosh.
Not quite as impressive as the last, but it did the job. A plume of
flames burst forth right where the middle imp was standing, and the
two on either side of it appeared to be caught up in the carnage.
Three imps were now very much on fire, and probably quite badly hurt,
too. Poor things.
A wave of fatigue washed over Kishen soon after, but for now, running
was still very much on the agenda. Running, and keeping an eye out for
any incoming attacks - if it came down to it, he was sure he'd be able
to dodge them! Maybe? If nothing else, he was fast.
S E I M O S:
Seimos heaves an irritated sigh, feeling exasperated at the Terrible
Shit He's Gotten Himself Into. Despite his moment of Benevolence, the
last thing he wanted to do was die for a lowblood -- or rather, die at
all, especially on a day where he had no idea where the fuck he was or
what was happening. Perhaps that was why he decided to step in at all
- even if a lowblood's life typically meant nothing at all to him
(like, really nothing) the awful, shittee circumstances just had
to make it so that he Had to care for this shitblood. Being one of his
only kin around -- beside those aliens - Seimos felt he had a
(fucking terrible) obligation to look out for this guy. Just a little.
Keeping his nerves together - he squints at the new enemies coming
towards him, observing them closely. Whatever the fuck they were, they
were two small ass things, and one big ass thing. So, obviously, his
logical course of action: Deal with the big guy! If his battles on
Alternia had taught him anything, it was to get rid of the big guys
first -- why get rid of tiny underlings who could hardly hurt you??
Would a Ceruleanblood like him (despite already being hurt) get his
ass owned by tiny little lackeys?? Hell no!!!
Nevertheless, he probably didn't have the time to kill this giant
creature so quickly. He found himself... forced to try to disable him
at first, at least. That shitblood was still hanging behind.
Seimos takes out another three spiked golfballs, and pours all his
concentration into perfecting the aim of his shots - he couldn't
afford to fuck this up, could he? He hits the golf balls one at a time
with all his strength --
(FOOOOORE! he yelled, but internally of course, he'd be a moron if he
yelled that out loud outside some kinda monster camp --)
at the eyes of the ogre running towards him. He finds himself
remaining with one golf ball, and almost shoots it towards an imp, but
a last minute realization hits him -- it would probably be better to
disable that larger... lizard thing for longer, right? He then
attempts to shoot the last golfball towards the direction of the
basilisk.
While one would think that there would be common sense in not forming a
wall against an enemy shown to have pyrokinetic abilities, the pea-sized
brains of the imps couldn't quite conceptualize idea until one among
them had paid the price for their hubris. The
ＣＯＬＵＭＮ ＯＦ ＦＩＲＥ makes a second appearance and
completely incinerates the second imp, although rather than melting or
turning to ash, the creature simply seems to vanish, leaving nothing but
a scattered collection of gem-like objects in its wake.
This doesn't exactly please the two beside it, whom, while charred by
the ＣＯＬＵＭＮ ＯＦ ＦＩＲＥ, at their flanks have not
been felled by it. It would take a strong attack from a stronger being
to manage that. The moment Kishen, exhausted, turns to make a dash, they
are very literally hot in pursuit, their black bodies ablaze as they
rush at him with claws drawn and fangs gnashing.
WITNESS THEM.
Unfortunately, while the young maroon is indeed swift, fatigue from the
previous two strikes has begun to set in, and his quick feet have
trouble finding the strength to keep him moving. While he may be able to
escape the flaming imps, he will surely be menaced by the imp-mounted
Basilisk, which has since recovered and is presently charging him down.
The imp atop its back throws a bloodied, spiked golf ball at him,
perhaps aspiring to slow his steps as Seimos once did.
Unfortunately, that isn't to say Seimos himself was in for a good time.
While the shots lined to blind succeeded in doing so, his hubris to
ignore the smaller enemies has brought them upon him, all teeth and
claws as they leap upon him with the intent to tear him to pieces. The
ogre, agonized, roars and pounds at the sand with its fists, knocks
Seimos's shot off kilter before it fully comes to fruition, causing the
final ball to fly harmlessly into the bounds of the camp.
As the ogre thrashes, the combined efforts of the imps GRAVELY INJURE
the ceruleanblood. While endurance has sustained him this long, if he
doesn't think fast, he really will be defeated here.
K I S H E N:
Things like MAKING A STAND and FIGHTING FOR YOUR LIFE weren't things
that Kishen had ever imagined he would find himself doing, but alas,
life is full of surprises, isn't it? Two flaming imps, a basilisk, and
the imp riding said basilisk came for him with everything they had,
which was decidedly unchill of them, to be sure. Seimos appeared to
be in a not-so-great situation himself, which was...
Well, that was a shame. He was a highblood, right? He'd be alright.
In any case, saving his own hide would have to come first, and if he
was able to help the other...? That'd be nice, maybe. He had very little time to think up a Genuinely Good Plan, andthinking on his feet wasn't exactly his strong point, but with all of
his Cool Science, he was sure to think of something, right? With the
imps and basilisk closing in on him, he'd need to do it quick!
While producing energy by consuming his own was just a little bit too
much for him at the moment, that did not diminish his ability to
influence the conversion of energy within others, and Kishen fully
intended to make use of that. A quick glance over his shoulder
confirmed three things:
- Two flaming imps due east.
- One basilisk and an imp just north of them.
- One golf ball flying straight at him.
Pushing the imps right into the basilisk would have been nice, but
generating that much energy was... not the best idea right now, by a
long shot. For now, Kishen settles for essentially locking their
levels of mechanical and kinetic energy in place, before suddenly
swerving to the south in an attempt to both dodge the golf ball and
cause a collision between the basilisk and the imps.
And finally, helping Seimos. Influencing the trajectory of the flyinggolf ball? Maybe not the best idea.
Switching that kinetic energy into sound, causing the ball to stop
flying through the air and instead emit a god-awful screech, with
the intention of drawing the attention of his attackers away from him?
Possibly just a little bit better.
S E I M O S:
Oh, fuck. Fuck fuck fuck FUCK. Why was he being pinned to the
ground. By. THESE. TINY. THINGS!!! Seimos felt his anger reaching its
limits, as he felt (so ANGRILY!!!) helpless against these GOD DAMN
IMPS ON HIS BODY. He almost starts yelling at them in his frustration
(and in pain, honestly) but before he does --
He hears that screeeech.
JESUS. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?? Seimos lets out a few LOUD BIRD
SQUAWKS in reaction instead and flails around a little - shocked by
the sudden loud noise. He has NO IDEA WHERE IT FUCKING CAME FROM,
because he's kinda DYING ON THE GROUND THERE. So - logically - he
DOESN'T BOTHER TO MULL OVER IT. Seimos quickly stops squawking,
(kinda) gets his shit together, and summons out the PIECE OF RUBBLE
FROM THE SPIRE he found earlier from his Captchalogue Deck into his
hand.
Perhaps as a FINAL HOORAH, he tries to SUMMON ALL HIS STRENGTH by
YELLING LOUDLY while ATTEMPTING TO BLUDGEON THE HEAD OF THE IMP ON HIS TORSO. Dude also kicks his legs about and flails everywhere. While still yelling. And trying to whack the imp with the piece of rubble. He's, uh. Trying. A lot.
If the matter were a math problem, the alignment of the flaming imps and
the beast and rider would have never had the opportunity to connect, as
the trajectories upon which they moved had differed... but Kishen's
exertions had not been a complete loss. The basilisk and its rider are too quick for the imps, but the trick was evidently not an anticipated
one, and they screech in their inability to stop moving. They entirely
miss Kishen as he sidesteps, racing majestically across the vast expanse
of the desert, until they are little more than a speck in the distance.
Goodbye, space cowboy.
The imps, on the meantime, have been burning this entire time, and the
additional speed hasn't exactly helped this. Continuing at their pace, while they narrowly miss slamming the basilisk, both eventually succumb
to their burns and incinerate completely, leaving behind a trail of the same gemstones their bretheren left behind. They dine in the halls of
Valhella now, hopefully.
The noise from the golf ball momentarily does at least one thing that it
was anticipated to do. Between Seimos and the unknown noise, the imps
are given pause for a moment, giving the enraged highblood his opening.
The imp upon his bleeding chest lets out a shriek of surprise in timing with the cerulean as the chunk of rubble comes down upon it, smashing it down... and, in the process of the exertion, Seimos himself. Having already been injured and lost a great deal of blood in his struggling,
squawking fit, his FINAL ATTACK is ultimately a double edged sword. Unable to hold up the rubble any longer within his current position, the momentum of the strike drops both the remaining GRIST from the imp and the stone down upon him, SLAYING HIM.
The remaining imp, who had jumped upon seeing its brethren slaughtered,
scrambles off Seimos's remains and turns tail back towards camp.
The imps were, unfortunately, not the only ones distracted by the
shrieking golf ball, however. THE OGRE, now given direction in its BLIND
RAGE, begins to lumber towards Kishen with the intent to SMASH,
continuing BEATING THE GROUND RELENTLESSLY around the area where the golf ball sounded.
You might want to GET OUT while you have THE CHANCE.
K I S H E N:
Almost as though he were privy to the musings of a certain NARRATOR,
Kishen decides that GETTING OUT while he still has THE CHANCE would be
the ideal course of action. He's exhausted, but he has no intention of
going anywhere near THE OGRE... so he should be okay.
Giving the ogre a wide berth, Kishen takes the opportunity to quickly
scoop up the GRIST left behind by the three imps, keeping a close eye
on the ogre as he does so. Fire was... no longer possible, but if need
be, he was fairly sure he could at least cause the huge thing to trip
over as a last resort. It took far less energy to fuck around with the
movements of a single leg than it was to create combustion, after all.
As soon as he is finished, he turns tail and absolutely does not look
back, not even to check up on Seimos - one less highblood was one less
potential threat, right?
act 1, day 1 || now you seme, now you don’t [feat. kishen + seimos]
summary: seimos finds a sleeping kishen in the northeastern ruins, and promptly decides to kick him awake and drag him around the desert, exploring. some banter is exchanged. they happen upon the encampment, and kishen decides to try and make friends. strife follows soon after.
seimos gets his ass kicked, and is killed. kishen somehow manages to escape without a scratch, having killed 3 imps in the process. a basilisk disappears into the sunset, never to be seen again.
