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AMARI'S PLAN‼️ PART 3
Basically the ocs x ocs and my ships :D
Yes, I'm more of SenNezu shipper than ZenNezu shipper.🧍♀️
Ahem @thewinterpillarhashira @shycroissanti @mrs-k0zume @scrimblyscrorblo
I figured I could draw this scaredy cat to shake things up a bit, since I'm always drawing Soul and Maka.
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act 1, day 4 || help me get this umbreoff [feat. kishen, open]
Had he died?
Kishen honestly couldn’t remember. He couldn’t remember anything at all. Any chances he had of participating in the goings-on of the end of the previous day were dashed the moment he had been slammed against a wall by an overly eager highblood, after all. Out like a light, bruised and just generally not having a particularly good time. Not the best way to end a day, but it could have been worse. There was no vague recollection of a Troll Shakespeare-like voice encouraging him, as he had when he was stomped to death by said highblood. Was that a dying thing? Did that only happen when you died?
This time was painless, at least.
He sits up. That was hard. He sits up, and finds his movements oddly restricted - restricted, or weighed down, or… well, whatever it was, something was up. Nothing was broken, as far as he could tell. Nothing hurt. He opens his eyes, brings his hands up to his face, and..
“Eh…?”
Everything is oddly dark, his vision restricted to two circles in front of him. It’s warm. His horns feel like they’re being tugged on, for some reason. This is strange. Very strange. No fun at all. His hands run over the strange thing covering his entire body - after clumsily removing the poorly made gloves that appeared to be on his hands and discarding them, that is. Low quality fur, held together with a shoddy combination of poor sewing and an over-zealous wielder of a hot glue gun. He didn’t know what manner of prison had him trapped, but what he did know was that he wanted it off.
He looks around, trying to catch the gaze of someone. Anyone. This was a difficult feat in and of itself, owing to the fact that his ability to see had been reduced to almost nothing - the eye holes themselves were aligned terribly.
For now, at least, he was content to sit there and whine.
“Someone help me out of this… please…”
It had been a long week.
An eventful third day
Act 1 Day 2 | Post Appearance!
Summary: Leah converses with Evie about the apocalypse while Tomi and Sei end their fight and Sean tends to a dying Kishen. Much discourse conversation is had about the current place/time they’re in, SeanxJustice confirmed canon. Kishen dies from his wounds and then is revived right in front of everyone. Sean leaves as Evie starts off the Mass Chumhandle Exchange 2k15, Evie presumably leaves to explroe bc dafla fell asleep, the remaining four decide to go find some flowers and then check out the imp encampment again.
[casual ableism in one line!]
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] blinks and stares at the new environment?? what just? --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] gazes upon no less than two trolls, one of which seems to be in pain, the other of which is locked in combat. Three humans are also on the scene. shout cant handle this hel p --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] bleeds everywhere tbh --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] hears the loud screech, immediately getting the shock of his life. Startled, he fumbles backwards, ceasing his strikes at Tomi. and he gon squawk. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] i hate this --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] continues holding the rag against Kish's wound to try and stop the bleeding somewhat. --
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] conveniently jolts awake from the long nap Evie has been locked in, just in time to see the most chaotic situation ever occur. --
CVM: _____[] CHER-CHER KRI KRIiii!!!!!
CVM: _____[] Holy SHIT.
CMD: ...What the fuck mate you gonna leave me hanging here???
CVM: _____[] I... WHAT??
CMD: Who cares about this chick fight me!!!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] what the DINK was that noise?! --
CVM: _____[] Whoa, whoa... WAIT, YOU SHIT. I'M DISORIENTED!!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] kinda just groans a little in response to that god awful noise. He's alive folks. --
CEV: Thank Goodness.
CEV: Who are you?
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] He frowns at the intruder. --
CVM: _____[] JusT give me. Two fucking seconds!!
CVM: _____[] Ugh....
CVM: _____[] This is UPSETTING...
CVM: _____[] I've losT my GROOVE!!
CVM: _____[] YOU. ALIEN ON TOP OF ME.
CVM: _____[] GeT me ANGRY, WOULD YOU??
CVM: _____[] GIVE ME A WHACK!!
CMD: Sweet god of rage.
CMD: Gladly!!!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] opens and closes his eyes a few times, staring up at this new guy. --
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] stares tiredly at the fight. Boys r dumb, why would anyone not give top priority to the most interesting thing on site currently: A new arrival! At least, that's who Evie is gonna go observe and hassle immediately. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] punches sei in the face, his fist is like, rock fucking hard. --
CVM: _____[] AAAAAGH!!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] is this for real?? is this guy fighting a fucking /troll/???? does he have a death wish?? --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] opens and closes his mouth a few times, but like, he isn't making words or anything, just kinda groaning some more. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] obviously flinches, hit hard by the impact. --
CVM: _____[] HEY!!! FUCK YOU!!
CPM: ...Soooo, that's super dumb, huh?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] on further inspection this troll is not particularly large. A rare adolescent? And- --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] turns to.. a human girl several inches taller than her! What is even happening! --
CEV: Take shallow breaths, troll citizen. Deep breaths will only hurt you right now.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] thwacks tomi back. in the face. Can You Take This Highblood Strength, Tomi --
CAO: I.. suppose? I was going to say something about it being a death wish to fight a troll but...
CRK: mm...
CAO: That doesn't seem to be an adult? Strange, strange...
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] cannot take the fisting. like holy shit his mouth is bleeding. --
CPM: Ah hah! Uhm. Trust me, that's far from the strangest thing here.
CVM: _____[] HAHAHA!! DO YOU ENJOY.... GETTING BEAT UP LIKE THIS?? ALIEN??
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] kinda just. reaches his hand up. puts his hand over sean's face. --
CAO: ...Where are we? Um! Sorry for my— Hello! My name is Leah Landis. It's nice to meet you.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] squashes it a little. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] falls over to the side. If sei wanted an opportunity to squirm out from under tomi's legs, now would be a good time. --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] shudders. --
CEV: I-
CEV: Eugh.
CEV: I am glad you are capable of movement.
CEV: Eugh.
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] giggles and holds her hand out to offer Leah. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] fascinated by the troll-human fight, and also the troll dying and being attended by a guy several months early for halloween --
FRK: Hey, yeΔH... tHΔt's me...
CPM: We don't know yet. But, don't worry about it! Uhm, you can rely on me to get to the bottom of this for us both.
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] looks over her shoulder at the fight. --
CPM: ...You can't rely on them. Probably. Ah hah.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] shakes hand in a nice firm shake! --
-- FUTURE ruminantKinesis [FRK] squashes his cheeks a little more, like you do a baby. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] takes the good opportunity to well, yes, squirm out from under Tomi's legs! He immediately gets up from the ground, dusting off his pants from any Alien Germs. --
-- FUTURE ruminantKinesis [FRK] WHY AM I IN THE FUTURE --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] imback --
CAO: ...So there's more of us? This doesn't look like Earth...a... and trolls... non adult trolls...
CAO: ...Could it be?!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] just kind of cripples in pain for about 20 seconds, before getting up slowly. --
CAO: I- Did it happen???
CRK: mΔn tHis sHit Hurts tHougH...
CVM: _____[] My win, huh?! HAHAHA!!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] tries to sit himself upright, like an IDIOT, because that's absolutely what you do when you have broken ribs. --
CPM: It depends what you're thinking of, Leah dear?
CRK: FUCK, AUGH, never... never mind...
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] just stays in place instead. Nope. --
CAO: The Grand Game!!!!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] looks super excited! So hype for the destruction of humanity!! --
CMD: GRAAAAGH!!! You little shit!!!
CEV: You should stay still. Rest until you can move your torso again. I will stay here so you can... lean on me. For however long you need.
CVM: _____[] HEY!! I'M TALLER THAN YOU, /YOU/ LITTLE SHIT!!
CPM: Well... I don't think the numbers are entirely correct for the prophecy. I mean, not that I'd know...
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] finds the presence of this tall, dark being fills him with DETERMINATION. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] tries getting up again. No. No, never fucking mind. --
CRK: yeΔH i'll... do tHΔt...
CRK: you're cool, mΔn, Δnd Δlso reΔlly tΔll...? wHΔt's up witH Δll of you Δnd... being tΔll...
CRK: sHort Δliens exist too, rigHt...?
CAO: Oh well! The numbers aren't exactly set in stone per se! There's been many debates on the exact number of Chosen, and their ages— ah clearly most of us were wrong because it was assumed that around the age of 18 all the chosen would be brought up into the Grand Game but I'm well— NOT, which is understandable because those ruins were millenia old!!
CMD: Mate you're a fucking toothpick.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] is sparkling, probably --
CEV: I am a human. Most humans are much shorter than I.
CEV: I do not make it a habit of spending much time with people shorter than yourself, however. Except when I am protecting them from the clutches of EVIL.
CRK: mΔn, yeΔH, you cΔn just... stick witH me tHen...
CRK: protect me from evil?
CRK: cΔuse like...
CPM: Oh! I didn't realize you were so well versed in the discourse surrounding this matter! Of course, I consider the age thing to be the most questionable past of this, considering the worship of youth within Nyarlism.
CRK: tHis fucking Hurts...
CVM: _____[] I ain'T a fucking TOOTHPICK!! AAAGH!!
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] bubbles right back up. Here for the Discourse --
CVM: _____[] FUCK YOU!!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] closes his eyes for a bit, why is there Pain, this is Bad. --
CEV: Yes. I have no pain killers on me. This is my mistake and mine alone. However, you are still capable of a full recovery if we give you enough time.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] politely giggles a practiced laugh --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] almost swings a fist at Tomi, but -- freezes midway. --
CVM: _____[] Whoa, whoa, okay, waiT. Okay.
CVM: _____[] Look, we've been fighTing, iT's been fun Trying To beaT you up and shiT buT now ThaT I'm sTanding up and seeing everyThing else around me whaT The fuck is going on.
CRK: s'ΔlrigHt tHougH... i kindΔ got Him killed Δnd Δll, so i'll deΔl...
CMD: UGH yeah.
CMD: As much as it pains me to say it.
CAO: I've been well versed for most of my life, yes. I've read nearly all the tomes available and scores upon scores of theses and essays! I had.. almost considered that I /wasn't/ going to be one, but... I was right! Mother was right!
CMD: I think it would be -
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] noticably cringes --
CMD: ...wisest for me to back away from this fight.
CMD: For your own safety!!!
CMD: I'd probably crack you in two.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] flashes a wide grin. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] gay --
CVM: _____[] HA!
CVM: _____[] YOU MEAN.
CVM: _____[] I WIN.
CVM: _____[] HAHAHAHA!
CVM: _____[] Yeah okay whaTever.
CEV: There is no excuse for attempting a fatal blow on another.
CEV: ... Did you try to kill /him/?
CPM: Say, Miss Landis, you have also had the opportunity to read over the original tomes and writings too? I'm sooo impressed! I would sooo love to hear your conclusions on the gods at some time-
CRK: uHH...
CPM: ...However, I would rather not believe we have actually been chosen for this prophecy, you know?
CVM: _____[] Okay, dude. Alien. Whoever The fuck you are. We goT inTerrupTed by ThaT loudass NOISE, so --
CVM: _____[] WaiT, is ThaT a new.... alien??
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] scrunches his eyes up tight as hella. He Is Trying To Remember But His Head Fuckin Hurts Aye. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] fortunately, Seimos has NOT NOTICED KISHEN. YET. --
CRK: did i...?
CRK: i don't tHink so.
CRK: i'm.
CEV: Do not strain yourself. The memory will come in time. You have retained a head injury.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] like. BEAMS AT EVIE at the first part. The world ended and someone wants to learn more about the prophecy leading up to it?? Such a change from the skepticism of the youth that surrounded her! --
CAO: Heh well, why would we /not/ be here if we weren't Chosen?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] looks like it's the most obvious thing in the world --
CRK: He kindΔ just died...
CPM: Oh, I'm not saying it's unlikely!
CPM: Just... I'd rather not believe it.
CPM: ...
CRK: cΔn't look Δfter Himself, poor dude...
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] sadly, does not notice his kohai lying on the ground in light of the new girl. --
CPM: You know. Because of the whole, uhm. Everyone else dying part.
CPM: Oh, but maybe that's just me? Ah hah.
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] No Shade --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] smiles at Evie. And then oh! Oh! --
CAO: I'm sorry, were you... not raised in a nyarlothotian environment?
CAO: You should have expected all this if you were.
CVM: _____[] Ugh. Man. This is confusing.
CVM: _____[] Tony.
CVM: _____[] You know ThaT alien??
CPM: Well. It's complicated, but, uhm. Isn't that mindset, like... Inherently harmful?
CEV: Perhaps I shall protect him as well one day... From /himself/.
CRK: wHoΔ, tHΔt sounded kindΔ cool...
CAO: Harmful? Hardly. After all, it proved to be helpful in the end right?
CAO: My entire family, my school friends.. they're all dead right now.
CMD: Hmm???
CPM: Uhm, would just be my opinion, but, I don't see the point in preparing an entire life for the potential of strife and the extinction of mankind.
CAO: And I am not particularly concerned!
CPM: ...
CPM: Oh, you're right. That sounds much more healthy.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] still very giddy --
CMD: Wait what the hell is going on anyways???
CMD: Shit i'm lost.
CVM: _____[] I don'T fucking know shiT, man.
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] smiles 'politely' at Leah. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] starts waving his arms around in the air above him. --
CVM: _____[] I mean, we were fighTing earlier because...
CVM: _____[] Because...
CRK: mΔn, i like, cΔn't reΔlly see tHΔt well...
CRK: everytHing's blurry n' sHit, tHis is Δnnoying...
CMD: Man i just woke up looking for a workout really.
CAO: It turned out the right way though didn't it? Because we were right!
CVM: _____[] Why The fuck were we fighTing again.
CAO: So, no "developmental harm" as the dissenters would say.
CVM: _____[] HMmmmm...
CMD: Oh yeah, you were starting some shit with that flower boy.
CVM: _____[] Ugh, fucking SHIT. This is why fighTing's TROUBLESOME someTimes!!
CMD: The hippie one that healed my arm!!!
CVM: _____[] OH.
CRK: is tHis gonnΔ stop Hurting Δny time soon... cΔuse it's... not fun...
CVM: _____[] RIGHT.
CVM: _____[] THAT GUY.
CVM: _____[] WaiT, where The fuck is he??
CEV: It will take time.
CEV: Even with pain medication, these things take time.
CMD: Uhhhh.
CPM: Oh, well, nothing's proven yet!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] looks around, and finds him next to another tall guy... in a fucking batman costume. --
CPM: Uhm... But we should be working together until we find out what is really happening here.
CPM: Right?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] smiles at evie in a way like you would at a child. THANKS LEAH. --
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] turns around to try and find some support in the Fools who have been fighting. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] scans the room himself. --
CRK: mΔn, i'm pretty sure i cΔn just...
CVM: _____[] WHAT THE FUCK.
CVM: _____[] HE'S STILL ALIVE?!
CVM: _____[] HEY!!!!!
CVM: _____[] KISHEN!!!!!!
CAO: Sure! We all have some purpose here do we not? It's time to find out what exactly it is... and forge a new universe!
CVM: _____[] YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] scrunches up his eyes. --
CRK: ΔlrigHt... tHΔt Hurts Δ little less...
CRK: oH, someone's sΔying my nΔme... Hi...!
CMD: Hey Kush!!! nice to see you're still alive mate!!!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] yells from where he's standing, still beside Tomi. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] waves in the general direction of the voice, without opening his eyes. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] is FOCUSING. he cant open his eyes he's fOCUSING --
CVM: _____[] Why The fuck are you saying iT's NICE, TONY??
CVM: _____[] THIS GUY GOT MY ASS KILLED!!!
CVM: _____[] WHY THE FUCK ISN'T HE DEAD!!!
CRK: give me Δ bit... it'll HΔppen soon probΔbly...
CPM: ...You may be right.
CMD: I didn't really catch the first half of that conversation but it sounds like you're just salty at your own failure.
CMD: Git gud scrub.
CVM: _____[] Also is "hey kush" an alien expression or someThing is iT like "hey ho."
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] pulls out a batarang. --
CVM: _____[] Like "hey ho! whaT a good day! ho ho ho!"
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] looks back at Leah with a worn out expression. --
CEV: Take another step closer and this goes into your shoulder.
CPM: This is quite a bit to deal with, hm.
CVM: _____[] Heard some weirdasses say ThaT. ThaT an alien cusTom?
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] coughs a little. Is there blood. Mayhbe. --
CMD: ...Whatever helps you sleep at night.
CVM: _____[] Also I will noT "GIT GUD" whaTever The FUCK ThaT means.
CAO: Hm, looks like some of our fellow Chosen are about to STRIFE.
CVM: _____[] WaiT, whaT.
CVM: _____[] You... alien beeman cosplayer. Are you Talking To ME??
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] waves in the general direction of the GIRL voices too. --
CRK: Hey, Hi... new people...
CEV: I'm /Batman/.
CRK: Howsit goin'...
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] opens up modus like haha oh boys. ..Extremely confused to find only two cards are in use and that one of them is not her phone?? --
CEV: And you take one step closer, and this goes in your shoulder.
CVM: _____[] You're BATMAN???
CEV: I'm Batman.
CMD: ...You're batman???
CEV: The Caped Crusader. The Dark Knight.
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] waves back at Kishen calmly, as if he's not at the center of a potentially bloody battle. --
CRK: He's bΔtmΔn...
CEV: I'm Batman.
CMD: Okay.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] and this is not my beautiful wife?? this is not my beautiful strife specibus?? --
CMD: I guess i'm here in the desert, with Batman.
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck?? Tony, I ThoughT BATMAN was like.
CVM: _____[] Well we had BATMAN Too and he was a FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
CVM: _____[] BaTman. Beeman. WhaTever The fuck.
CEV: Batman is clearly not fictional because I am Batman and I am right in front of you. Fool.
CEV: Though... he is also fictional.
CEV: It is very complex.
CMD: Wouldn't be much weirder than anything else that's happened in the past two days.
CEV: A complex subject.
CPM: It's the multiverse theory?
CMD: Yeah see he's just some cosplayer.
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] pipes up to give Batman a helping hand --
CEV: That is to say, that there are many fictional depictions of the Batman.
CEV: Who is me.
CVM: _____[] Ahhhh.
CMD: ...Riiiiiiiiight.
CVM: _____[] "Cosplayer". I know ThaT Term.
CVM: _____[] So he's a Beeman cosplayer, righT.
CVM: _____[] AighT.
CVM: _____[] I goTcha.
CMD: Anyways, batman. did you help our little kush over there???
CMD: He needs some help. likely that's gonna be a continuous thing.
CVM: _____[] Why The fuck are you calling ThaT shiTblood "KUSH"???
CEV: If that is the name of the troll that is bleeding.
CMD: That's his name right???
CAO: Though royalty reigns,
CMD: I'm pretty sure.
CAO: They're also called to battles.
CVM: _____[] No?? WhaT The fuck was ThaT your nickname for ThaT piece of shiT.
CAO: PRINCE, guide my weapon.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] takes out.. what the fuck is this??? THIS IS A FUCKING STAPLER --
CEV: However, I am currently doing all I can for him. We must all find out who the stranger is, I think.
CVM: _____[] His name is.
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] You know whaT jusT keep calling him KUSH.
CRK: tHΔt's fine... kusH is fine too...
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] stares up at the sky, looking for answers. Even the new person wants to Strife. This isn't a peaceful debate at all. --
CAO: Th... what happened to my weapons??
CVM: _____[] Uggggh...
CVM: _____[] Hmph. Fine.
CVM: _____[] BATMAN!!
CEV: Yes, /villain/?
CMD: Alright kush whatever.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] looks over at the new girl. --
CVM: _____[] IT's noT like you could SERIOUSLY HARM ME ANYWAY, BUT!!!
CVM: _____[] I will.
CVM: _____[] Leave.
CMD: AHAHAHAHAHA is that a fucking stapler.
CVM: _____[] The maroonblood alone. For now.
CVM: _____[] MMMMMMMMMMMF.
CVM: _____[] ANNOYING!!!!
CEV: Good.
CVM: _____[] BuT FINE! In lighT of The currenT evenTs, I will LEAVE HIM ALONE!!
CEV: The matter is closed.
CVM: _____[] For now.
CAO: SEER, I seek guidance.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] rolls his eyes. No one can see this behind the mask, but the sentiment is there. --
CRK: Δre you sure... i don't mind...
CAO: I know now is not the time.
CAO: Let me postpone STRIFE.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] the stapler has been returned. im dying these are takign TOO LONG --
CVM: _____[] There's Too many people here, shiTblood.
CRK: ΔlrigHt... lΔter, tHen...
CAO: My strife portfolio has a variety of specibi!!
CAO: They're just... not. here.
CVM: _____[] As much as I'd really like To beaT your ass, I ended up beaTing Tony's ass insTead and aT This raTe if I Try To Try To beaT your ass AGAIN I'll end up beaTing BATMAN'S ASS.
CMD: Oookay.
CVM: _____[] So fine iT'll have To WAIT.
CEV: How do you plan to strife with a stapler?
CMD: To be fair i can beat up people pretty good with like, lamps and shit.
CRK: wHΔtever you sΔy, dude...
CPM: There's more to strifing than inflicting injury.
CAO: Does.. anyone have a rapier? Or a bo staff? Or a rifle??
CVM: _____[] New alien girl.
CVM: _____[] I had oTher sTrife specibi Too.
CEV: ... I cannot trust you with one of my weapons until you prove trustworthy. Which you have not.
CAO: Yes sir?!
CVM: _____[] BuT I losT 'em. When I woke up here.
CVM: _____[] So, I Think iT's really Too fucking bad for you.
CVM: _____[] .... Sir??
CAO: Ah! I see..
CAO: Well! I mean it's.. customary for your status right?
CVM: _____[] ...
CMD: Really??? i have all mine intact.
CAO: You're a blueblood correct??
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] is puzzled, but. hey. this is actually. pretty. enjoyable. hm. --
CVM: _____[] ... Yeah, ThaT's righT.
CVM: _____[] Hey. Kishen. RighT?
CVM: _____[] This is cusTomary?
CRK: yeΔH, sure...
CVM: _____[] Yeah. See, you goT iT from The shiTblood.
CRK: uH, sir.
CVM: _____[] And yeah, he's a shiTblood, alien, and since you seem To know us --
CMD: ...I got a really crappy weapon for 4 out of 5 of my strife specibi, though.
CVM: _____[] You know you're permiTTed To TreaT him like shiT!!
CMD: The last one being of course, this.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] flexes, showing off his experise with FISTKIND. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] *expertise whatever --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] ....politely claps?????? --
CVM: _____[] BuT yeah. Anyways. ProducTive discussion -- I used To have like. Riflekind. ET ceTera. BuT now I'm lefT wiTh golfclubkind and golfballkind. NoT complaining Though, I guess.
CVM: _____[] You'll, uh...
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] smirks and puts his guns away. --
CVM: _____[] Figure ouT how To use. Your. STapler.
CVM: _____[] I guess.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] crickets chirp. is no one reacting to tomi's flexing. --
CAO: I'll do my best! It's not as if I'm slotted for failure!
CAO: After all, we're Chosen, aren't we?
CAO: We're the cream of the crop!
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck are you Talking abouT.
CVM: _____[] "Chosen"?? Isn'T ThaT a load of bullshiT.
CAO: Chosen Children? For the Grand Game?
CPM: The prophecy.
CPM: She thinks we're the chosen from the prophecy.
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck.
CVM: _____[] Do all of you indulge in ThaT shiT from... wherever The fuck you come from??
CVM: _____[] Everyone knows iT's CRAP.
CVM: _____[] Well.
CVM: _____[] Okay no.
CVM: _____[] Some people, including me, Think iT's a load of SHIT.
CAO: Well, no disrespect, but isn't our existence here, proof that it isn't "a load of shit?"
CVM: _____[] Uh.
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] Look.
CVM: _____[] I seriously don'T even know much shiT abouT whaT you're Talking abouT.
CVM: _____[] IT's noT. Explored deeply. On AlTernia.
CVM: _____[] Uh...
CVM: _____[] I mean where we come from.
CVM: _____[] Me and. ThaT guy. The shiTblood.
CMD: Okay look. it's not like i love to flaunt this or anything, but i'm career chosen.
CAO: Oh! If you do not mind then...
CAO: May I teach you?!?!
CMD: Even i'm aware it's mostly traditon designed to guide our lives.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] is very excited. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] yells at the kishen laying down a distance away. --
CVM: _____[] HEY!! KISHEN!! YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT??
CVM: _____[] Sorry, alien. Give me a sec. LeT me hear from him.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] groans a bit in return. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] laughs a practiced giggle. --
CMD: That's the best way to use scripture, in my opinion. better than focusing on some apocalypse that may or may not happen within your lifetime.
CAO: "Mostly Tradition" doesn't land you on a desolate landscape far from Earth with adolescant trolls!
CVM: _____[] Aw man all of you are sprouTing... ALIEN-Y BULLCRAP I don'T know SHIT abouT. Where The FUCK are you guys from, anyway??
CVM: _____[] Anyway, I Think ThaT's a no from The useless lowblood.
CVM: _____[] So. Aliens. Do indulge me!
CAO: It's not a matter of whether or not it happened, because it's happening right now see?
CMD: How do you know this isn't earth???
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] fucking. salutes. sei. god. --
CMD: We're breathing right. no air pressure weirdness.
CMD: It's most likely earth.
CMD: The trolls could have come here from elsewhere, like they have in the past.
CAO: We hail from Earth! On our planet, trolls are not particularly new, a colony of adults have lived there for roughly a hundred years!
CVM: _____[] ...
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] is confused at the bickering that was happening between... the "earth hailers", but. decides to actually. stay quiet for once. --
CAO: But Tony! That is your name right? Don't you know? All adolescent trolls remain on the home planet!
CAO: They aren't allowed to venture off planet! And even if the blueblood could, the rustblood certainly couldnt!
CAO: Oh, unless maybe he's his servant?
CVM: _____[] Uh.
CPM: Not to mention that there's already so much else that speaks against this being Earth just by how this location is shaped!
CVM: _____[] Hell yeah sure I mean.
CVM: _____[] All lowbloods are kinda jusT. ServanTs. Technically.
CVM: _____[] BuT.
CMD: Oh shit yeah servant. that would explain a lot.
CVM: _____[] I.... didn'T fucking venTure off AlTernia inTenTionally if This ain'T ALTERNIA.
CMD: Have anything in your defense, oh sadist one?
CVM: _____[] WhaT.
CVM: _____[] SadisT?
CVM: _____[] The fuck does ThaT mean?
CVM: _____[] I don'T know your ALIEN TERMS.
CPM: Well, if this really is the prophecy, then all that about servants doesn't matter now, does it?
CEV: Why are we treating YOU
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] points at leah --
CAO: Ah... that's very true!
CEV: as an expert?
CAO: We are more or less equals!
CEV: You should know as little as we do..
CAO: But, troll culture is very different from ours!
CAO: We shouldn't step on any toes!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] smiles at sean. help me -shout --
CVM: _____[] I don'T have Toes.
CAO: Oh I wouldn't call myself an "expert" by any means!
CMD: Don't worry about it mate.
CEV: And yet, you seem to /be/ an expert.
CAO: I just have a greater amount of experience than you all! Probably!
CEV: Quite experienced with trolls, and the game, and the prophecy.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] slaps sei's back, really fucking hard. was it passive aggressive or in good sportsmanship we'll never know --
CEV: (**WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY GAME))
CAO: I've been entrounced in nyarlist texts and traditions since I first crashed into Earth, and my family has had a long history with a certain tealblooded official.
CEV: ((JUST PROPEHCY FUCK))
CPM: Since you first crashed into Earth?
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] perks right up to Leah again. --
CAO: Well yes! That's how they knew I was chosen.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] stumbles forward, but manages to regain his balance with a step forward. he seems visibly irritated. --
CAO: I wasn't born, I came via a... meteor?
CVM: _____[] Yo, Tony, whaT The fuck!!
CEV: That is suspicious.
CAO: Right into a lake that my mother was vacationing by.
CPM: That is fascinating!
CEV: Fascinatingly /suspicious/.
CAO: Miraciously alive! Miraculously human!
CAO: Surely, that is a sign from the Gods!
CPM: Are you sure?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] laughs obnoxiously in semeos's direction. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] glares at tomi, probably. but he's also partly confused. confused and angry. what the fuck dude --
CEV: Perhaps that is a sign from your /boss/. Who has brought us all here.
CAO: Ah, but the Gods of the Pantheon rule over us all! Whether you accept it or not!
CPM: Well, I meant. Are you sure you're human?
CAO: The end of the world was always planned, and we, always meant to be Chosen.
CEV: I accept it, but I do not accept that everyone we know could have /died/. What kind of sick mind would appreciate that?
CVM: _____[] Dude, jusT fuck OFF, man...
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] just cracks up a bit further. kind of like a 6 year old trying not to laugh at someone saying "duty" --
CAO: As far as I could tell! I'm certainly not a troll, and the occasional tests has not proven abnormal proteins or patterns in my blood!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] for once, semeios doesn't seem up to Getting Angry. for once. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] smiles a pitying smile at sean --
CAO: You grew up away from the faith, didn't you?
CVM: _____[] Oh. So ThaT's whaT The fuck you guys are? "Humans"?
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] if Sean knew that was a pitying smile he would be SO MAD. --
CEV: No. I was raised with it.
CAO: Tragically romanced by the secular ways then!
CPM: ...You're such a good nyarlist, Miss Landis.
CEV: I do not like that metaphor. The Batman has been tragically romanced by JUSTICE and JUSTICE ALONE.
CEV: Perhaps you have been tragically romanced with FOOLISHNESS.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] laughs again --
CVM: _____[] Ehhh...
CVM: _____[] Y'all sure are BORING.
CAO: Foolishness did not lead me to knowledge of the future that we now stand in, "Batman."
CAO: And thank you miss...? I don't believe I've received your name?
CPM: Booker.
CVM: _____[] Look who gives a SHIT abouT whaTever This "NYULIST" or "NON-NYULIST" shiT is. Hearing This debaTe beTween This... human... who has like a sTick up Their ass, fucking BATMAN, and... oTher human praising human wiTh sTick up Their ass or someThing. "Booker".
CVM: _____[] How can I Take This shiT seriously??
CVM: _____[] Tony. Do people on your... "EarTh"... Talk like This all The fucking Time??
CVM: _____[] You seem like The only one who knows a good Talk's someTimes done wiTh FISTS, ya know.
CPM: Jeez!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] laughs good naturedly. Ah you trolls and your penchant for violence. --
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] turns on her heel to face Seimos, frowning. --
CPM: Isn't all you've done since we've got here fight things?
CPM: It's super unproductive!
CVM: _____[] Why The fuck are you looking aT me.
CVM: _____[] Hey, whaT The hell?
CAO: Careful Tony! A troll isn't an easy enemy to beat, especially a highblood! You're more likely to get a broken bone!
CVM: _____[] Look. I TRIED To do shiT, uh... YESTERDAY. BEFORE WE WOKE UP HERE.
CVM: _____[] LIKE. AGAIN.
CPM: This one just arrived a few minutes ago and already has a better feel of the situation than you do!
CVM: _____[] BUT YOU SEE, I COULDN'T DO SHI YESTERDAY, BECAUSE SOMEONE!!! GOT MY ASS KILLED!!!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] fuck. *shit --
CMD: Uh not really this isn't what my mates are like??? but yeah shit tons of us are boring.
CPM: Like, it's okay if you're not able to do a better job, but, uhm, don't bag on me?
CMD: They make us sit through this shit for the better part of our youth.
CVM: _____[] And by SOMEONE I mean THAT GUY!!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] points at Kishen. --
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] MMMMM...
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] can't come up with a comeback. against evie. fuk --
CVM: _____[] FINE.
CVM: _____[] YOU'RE OKAY. BOOKER HUMAN.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] gives a bit of a groan in apology. --
CMD: See, she thinks you need to git gud too.
CVM: _____[] FUCK YOU TONY.
CVM: _____[] Okay. FINE! I'll Try parTicipaTing in your. "HUMAN". Discussion.
CVM: _____[] You guys grow up wiTh some religious shiT and you Think we're here because of said religious shiT.
CVM: _____[] I goT ThaT sTraighT?
CAO: I don't think! I know!
CPM: She thinks so.
CVM: _____[] You're divided on iT. Okay. GreaT.
CVM: _____[] ThaT's greaT!!!
CEV: She's lying or deluded.
CVM: _____[] I ToTally know whaT's going on now!
CAO: Many people had fallen away in faith. But the fat that we're here is proof we were right all along right?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] FACT --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] FUCK --
CPM: We can't know anything for certain without finding more clues and information!
CPM: So, right now everything is just a theory.
CPM: Aaaaand that's the only fact we can reeeaally say we have, Miss Landis.
CAO: Sure Miss Booker! If that makes you feel better.
CVM: _____[] ...
CPM: ...Soooo!
CPM: Since we're all gathered here and finally listening!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] seems to be mulling over something. --
CVM: _____[] ... Huh?
CMD: Chick's right. We can survive here, chances are this is earth.
CMD: Trolls can also survive on earth.
CMD: They were just brought here somehow.
CPM: Us here should team up, yes?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] smiles patiently at tony. you poor misguided soul --
CVM: _____[] ... Don'T mind cooperaTing wiTh you 'humans'. I guess.
CVM: _____[] Considering The circumsTances.
CVM: _____[] BuT hey. WaiT a fucking second.
CVM: _____[] I goT a quesTion for you... EarTh hailers.
CAO: Right! More heads to a certain goal correc? Working together is the key!
CVM: _____[] Your EarTh has Those... black... monsTer Things?
CAO: Monsters?
CPM: ...It doesn't.
CVM: _____[] New girl wouldn'T know. BuT some of ya musT've seen Them ouT There.
CVM: _____[] Oh, greaT. So neiTher of us know whaT Those fucking THINGS are.
CPM: They don't seem too powerful, though.
CMD: Don't know what you're talking about, mate.
CPM: Uhm, but still too much for me to handle, really...
CMD: See, at least she can admit it.
CAO: May I ask what we're talking about?
CVM: _____[] WhaT??
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] coughs again, probably. Blood. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] looks at sei. --
CVM: _____[] HEY I only goT KILLED because of PREVIOUS SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO ME OKAY.
CVM: _____[] New human. I'll give you The lowdown.
CPM: There are some bad little nasties out there.
CAO: Thank you sir!
CVM: _____[] Uh, if you Take Those sTeps down There...
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] points at the staircase going down... --
CVM: _____[] You'll be able To walk ouT inTo This. Hugeass wasTeland.
CVM: _____[] And ouT There, like. Well.
CVM: _____[] There's a shiTload of shiT ouT There really.
CVM: _____[] BuT me and shiTblood sTumbled upon some kinda camp wiTh These like. Weirdass. PiTch black monsTers. DifferenT kinds of 'em.
CMD: If you're looking for something to eat, there's some flowers in a ruin to the north.
CAO: So... even with a golfclub you weren't able to conquer the enemy? I suppose this stapler I have won't do...
CPM: Oh! A camp?
CMD: Was that almost dead kid's idea. funny how good hippies are at vegetation related survival skills.
CPM: That sounds like a good place to investigate!
CAO: The flowers are all edible?
CMD: Never should have underestimated him.
CVM: _____[] Yeah. They were Trying To like. STarT up a campfire or someThing.
CMD: Yes we tried it!!!
CMD: Never know until you try.
CPM: We should absolutely check it out! Riiight?
CAO: You don't feel... sick or poisoned correct?
CVM: _____[] IT AIN'T A GOOD PLACE TO INVESTIGATE, because Thsoe shiTs were AGGRESSIVE Thanks To SHITBLOOD!!
CPM: Well, we have strength in numbers now, duh.
CAO: Well! As Miss Booker is suggesting, if we all went together, perhaps a dent could be made?
CVM: _____[] Hmph.
CVM: _____[] I don'T know abouT ThaT.
CVM: _____[] There's a hugeass. Like.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] coughs again... blood... wow... his ribs probably pierced something important... --
CVM: _____[] Ogre-looking Thing.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] dying... wow... ah... --
CEV: No...
CAO: Admittedly, I don't know how much help I could be though.
CEV: Are you... 'Kush...' Troll...
CPM: Maybe we could distract it...
CPM: Or wear disguises?
CAO: Disguises :o?
CVM: _____[] Disguises??
CVM: _____[] WhaT kind of fucking disguises are you even Thinking of.
CEV: Please groan if you are alright.
CEV: Well, alright as you can be.
CPM: We'll paint ourselves pitch black like the creatures and- Uhm...
CEV: ... Kush?
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] glances over at Batman and Kush. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] does not groan... --
CMD: Yeah i feel fine don't worry about it.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] ah............................. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] he passes on into the Vod........................................ --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] VOID --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] vod --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] see you space stoner --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] see u space stoner --
CEV: He... doesn't have a pulse.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] see u space stoner --
CAO: ...Excuse me sir!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] notices evie's glancing. ????? --
CAO: You've said you've "died" before right?
CVM: _____[] WhaT??
CVM: _____[] Oh. Me. You mean.
CVM: _____[] You Talkin' To me?
CAO: Yes!
CVM: _____[] Uh.
CVM: _____[] Well, okay. I didn'T acTually have. Much fucking Time To Think abouT iT.
CVM: _____[] You know like I jusT kinda woke up really fucking mad and wenT To kill ThaT guy in revenge buT uh.
CEV: You /killed/ him.
CVM: _____[] Now ThaT I Think abouT iT like.
CVM: _____[] Yeah.
CVM: _____[] Probably.
CVM: _____[] I died and I'm kinda...
CVM: _____[] Here again.
CVM: _____[] Somehow.
CVM: _____[] WaiT.
CAO: So then wil he?
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck.
CMD: See how the story changes???
CVM: _____[] Hey, does ThaT mean ThaT'll shiTblood come back??
CVM: _____[] WHAT THE FUCK!!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] laughs really audibly, and obnoxiously. --
CVM: _____[] THAT SUCKS!!!
CVM: _____[] FYI BaTman dude yes I fucking killed him BUT NOW HE'S GONNA COME BACK PROBABLY WHAT THE FUCK!!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] smiles at evie. oh boy. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] it's like a 20something male lets player on youtube, it's that annoying. --
CAO: Ressurection isn't something that happens in day to day life! This is something... more!
CEV: You are /laughing/? A troll just died! His blood is on your hands! And my gloves! What does it matter that he comes back to life? You did not think he would!
CEV: You are a monster!
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] stares tiredly into the distance. This is the worst team ever. They will never be good avengers. --
CAO: This is the Grand Game!!
CVM: _____[] His blood ain'T The firsT one on my hands, shiTlord.
CVM: _____[] Lowbloods die ALL THE TIME. Who The fuck gives a SHIT.
CMD: I'm laughing at the blue dude's incompetence chill out BATMAN.
CVM: _____[] Of course I'm upseT ThaT someone I KILLED is GONNA COME BACK TO LIFE!! PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED!!
CEV: I give a... shoot! I give a big shoot!
CVM: _____[] Well ThaT sTill means you don'T give a SHIT so HA HA HA. NO ONE CARES ABOUT SHOOTS.
CPM: Well!
CAO: You'll probably get used to it Batman!
CPM: I... Give a shit!
CEV: Thank you, Miss Booker!
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] scowls at leah. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] has probably been dead for a couple of minutes or something, I udnno. --
CEV: I will /never/ get used to people dying.
CVM: _____[] WhaT?? You?? Booker??
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] okay APPARENTLY HIS BODY DISINTEGRATES --
CPM: Yes!
CAO: From what I've gathered, this isn't an easy landscape to venture. Death seems to be around every corner, and yet the forces do not seem to let us /stay/ dead!
CPM: I am very dissappointed in you.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] LIKE THE IMPS --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] so that happens --
CAO: See! That isn't natural!
CVM: _____[] Why do you give a shiT you're noT involved in This shiT geT ouTTa iT.
CVM: _____[] WHOA.
CVM: _____[] WHAT THE FUCK.
CAO: You will! Don't worry about it.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] a calm smile at sean --
CVM: _____[] Booker I don'T GIVE A SHIT abouT your DISAPPOINTMENT buT WHAT THE FUCK YOU ALL SAW THAT RIGHT.
CPM: I care because this complete lack of consideration and cooperation is hurtling us all on the road to total failure, and-
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] 's face twists. Why does she smile all the time? This is not a smiling situation. --
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] cannot handle disintegrating bodies on top of this --
CMD: Yeah i think i caught that one!!!
CMD: The fuck is this???
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] okay apparently there are a few sparklies --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] in the middle --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] and --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] then --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] kish --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] just --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] pops back into existance --
CVM: _____[] Okay, okay, human, whaTevs, I goT whaT you're saying, I'll be good now, yadda yadda yadda whaTever else you said-
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] claps --
CVM: _____[] WHAT THE FUCK.
CRK: ...
CEV: Kush...
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] tears up a little behind the mask. --
CVM: _____[] I MEAN WE EXPECTED THIS BUT WHAT THE FUCK.
CEV: You're alive....
CAO: Aha wow! Amazing.. I never thought the game would be something like this!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] rubs his eyes a little. --
CAO: The Gods of the Pantheon wouldn't let a Chosen die for good!
CAO: How are you feeling, Kush?
CRK: uH...
CMD: HAHAHAHAHA good to see the boy's fine.
CRK: kindΔ wΔnt to nΔp...
CRK: mΔybe eΔt sometHing...
CAO: Why not those flowers up to the uh.. north?
CVM: _____[] This is...
CVM: _____[] This is fucking ridiculous oh my fucking god I don'T even know whaT To SAY or DO.
CRK: i'll get some lΔter i guess... tHΔt's too fΔr ΔwΔy...
CAO: Come now! It's not like you're dead!
CVM: _____[] ShiTblood. You all in good healTh again? No more broken bones? GoT holes in your fronT?
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] looks up at Seme. Oh, hey. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] pats his chest and head and all that. --
CRK: ...
CRK: looks like i'm fine.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] gets to his feet. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] haha wow. shorter than her! incredible --
CVM: _____[] ... GREAT. So I guess you goT revived fully jusT like ME.
CRK: oH, Hey, beemΔn. tHΔnks for tHe Δssist, you're cool...
CRK: Δnd tHen tHere's more HumΔns.
CRK: everytHing HΔppens so mucH...
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] looks at evie like :D bc this is proof that something Big is happening right?? --
CVM: _____[] ShiTblood. Since my REVENGE'S goTTa geT ouTTa The way for now.
CMD: Great!!! now i don't have worry too much about the blue guy. or kush. or anyone. or me!!!
CVM: _____[] MeeT The humans. Were you lisTenin' while you were laying There in pain?
CMD: Hey kush remember me???
CEV: You.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] points his boomerang at Seimos. --
CRK: mΔn, so mΔny people Δre tΔlking Δt tHe sΔme time...
CEV: You need to leave.
CVM: _____[] Oh?
CVM: _____[] How abouT.
CVM: _____[] NO.
CVM: _____[] HAHAHA!
CEV: Yes.
CVM: _____[] Hey. My presence is valued here.
CVM: _____[] RighT?
CVM: _____[] ... New human.
CRK: uH, yes, sir, i guess, i wΔs kind of listening-isH...
CAO: Yes sir!
CVM: _____[] Thanks.
CRK: oH, sHould i do it more like tHΔt?
CVM: _____[] See? Your peers WANT me here, so TOO FUCKING BAD.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] kinda. copies landis-chan --
CRK: yes sir...!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] salutes. --
CMD: That's...
CEV: You have killed and you will kill again.
CVM: _____[] Yeah you can Try doing ThaT if you wanT shiTblood buT iT's kinda weird coming from you honesTly so uh. STop iT.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] looks to the side. somewhat uncomfortable. what is this. --
CPM: I'm unsure if somebody who killed a peer is someone we want on our team.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] is a little exasperated at Kush still acting like a military school maggot. --
CEV: Exactly.
CPM: Uhm, is my opinion.
CRK: uH, ΔlrigHt... wHΔtever you sΔy.
CVM: _____[] Oh, greaT. KICK ME OUT THEN.
CRK: dying once wΔs bΔd enougH...
CEV: Miss Booker is the only one with any sense around here.
CVM: _____[] BuT I'm Telling you I don'T geT whaT's The big fucking DEAL Trolls DIE ON ALTERNIA ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
CAO: And it isn't as if he stayed dead!
CRK: yeΔH, it's true...
CAO: He's right here!
CRK: like, i'm pretty sure nobody would've cΔred if it were just us trolls...?
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] pats kishens shoulder to show he is indeed, Right Here. --
CEV: This isn't Alternia!
CVM: _____[] Even shiTblood -- See? I'll Try To be nice. I'll call him KISHEN insTead. RespecTfully.
CRK: i Δm rigHt Here, yes.
CVM: _____[] Even KISHEN agrees.
CMD: I think the important part is that the blue guy got himself killed first, so he's probably not as big of a threat as you all are imagining.
CEV: If this /is/ a new world, I want it to be one where we are all equals. I want it to be one where /nobody/ dies.
CPM: Oh, I don't think he's a threat.
CVM: _____[] Well Too fucking bad BaTman because SOME OF US ALREADY DIED.
CVM: _____[] SO.
CVM: _____[] NO BIG DEAL!!!
CVM: _____[] LeT's geT This ARGUMENT over wiTh and acTually DISCUSS THINGS!!
CRK: it's ΔlrigHt, reΔlly...
CMD: Yeah don't worry i'll keep an eye on them both so they don't get rekt again.
CEV: ... I trust you.
CPM: I want you to at least promise you won't try to kill anyone again before we consider this alliance.
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] .........
CVM: _____[] ..............
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] :o --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] keeps quiet for a very long time. --
CPM: And no crossed fingers.
CVM: _____[] ..................................
CVM: _____[] Fine.
CVM: _____[] I'll agree To ThaT.
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] nods. Very smart to ask for no crossed fingers. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] for now. FOR NOW. but he ain't saying that out loud --
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] looks at him expectantly. --
CVM: _____[] WhaT. You wanna do ThaT "PINKIE PROMISE" shiT??
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] is internally rolling his eyes. not for real though --
CVM: _____[] Sure!! Why The fuck noT!!
CVM: _____[] PINKIE PROMISE.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] raises his. hand. --
CMD: Careful she might break your thumb!!!
CAO: Isn't this a pinky promise? Not a thumb promise?
CMD: Exactly.
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] holds her hand up with a smile, pinkie raised. --
CVM: _____[] Here ya go. "PINKIE PROMISE".
CRK: Δw, tHis is nice.
CRK: see, everyone just cHilling out is so mucH nicer.
CEV: It's terrible and I hate it.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] .... crosses pinkies with evie?? he seems to be. visibly cringing. ugh. who even does this shit nowadays. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] mixed up those words in his head, almost as if some external force was guiding that fantastic word-to-keyboard-i-mean-word-to-mouth mistake. --
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] pinkie shakes on it. THE DEED HAS BEEN DONE --
CEV: I am... leaving. Miss Booker, you have my information. Please give it to everyone else. Tony, you must watch over Kush steadfastly.
CRK: so does tHis meΔn nobody is gonig to kill me Δnymore...
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] this pact is SEALED --
CPM: Of course! Uhm, Batman.
CRK: like, dying wΔsn't fun, mΔn...
CEV: Stay strong, kush. Stay strong.
CAO: Oh! How did it feel?
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] He leaves. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] farewell space batman...... --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] waves to beeman... --
-- CURRENT esotericVigilante [CEV] farewell space meme loving fucks --
CEV ceased responding to memo.
CVM: _____[] Egggh.
CVM: _____[] ThaT dude's so fucking WEIRD can he sTop wiTh his.... WEIRD... FORMAL TALK.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] turns to LANDIS. --
CRK: uH, well...
CAO: By information... do you mean phone number? I did see a phone in my modus though it is... not mine.
CRK: i dunno, it wΔs like...
CRK: ΔHH... i'm dying...
CRK: everytHing Hurts... ΔH...
CRK: nooo...
CRK: Help....
CPM: Aha. I think he's nice?
CRK: bluH...
CRK: wuH....
CAO: And then you died?
CRK: Δnd tHen.
CRK: like.
CRK: yeΔH.
CAO: Interesting!
CRK: Δnd tHen some voice wΔs Δll ooooH don't let tHe bluetH onetH getetH toetH youetH... or sometHing...
CMD: Yeah mine isn't anything like my own either.
CMD: Fuck if i'd ever willingly own an iphone 5c. in yellow, no less.
CRK: Δnd tHen i cΔme bΔck. yeΔH.
CAO: Blueth Oneth?
CVM: _____[] OH.
CVM: _____[] Huh.
CVM: _____[] ThaT reminds me...
CVM: _____[] Some fucking asshaT Talked To me, Too.
CVM: _____[] In ThaT weird like. In beTween deaTh and life shiT.
CRK: yeΔH...! yeΔH, tHΔt tHing.
CPM: Really?
CPM: That's very, very curious.
CAO: Oh?
CVM: _____[] Yeah iT's like I heard ThaT shiT and Then I woke up.
CAO: Perhaps I should die and see!
CPM: It's almost worth investigating, hm.
CAO: THough hopefully, not anytime soon haha.
CVM: _____[] Think The dude basically shaT on me so I was like "fuck you" inTernally and Then I woke up.
CVM: _____[] Woah hey if you ever need any help!!
CVM: _____[] I'm here!!
CVM: _____[] :-)
CVM: _____[] ...
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] Through nimble fingers --
CVM: _____[] JusT kidding.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] the ROGUE takes and distributes --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] Returning the lost --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] cell phone acquired! --
CVM: _____[] You know like we could always geT Kishen To check iT ouT again!!!
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] I'm really jusT kidding.
CPM: ...
CRK: ...
CVM: _____[] Kidding.
CVM: _____[] IT's a joke!
CRK: if... if you wΔnt to...
CAO: Is there reception here? Fascinating...
CVM: _____[] No, no, man, I'm.
CRK: tHen... tHΔt's...
CVM: _____[] Kidding.
CRK: ΔlrigHt...
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] looks at this seme warily... --
CPM: Only consensual killing allowed.
CMD: I'll do it. Come at me.
CMD: Go on!!!
CAO: I'm sorry but I don't think I'll be of very much help! I've never killed someone before.
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] Ehhhhh.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] turns his head to the side. --
CRK: like, killing you...? Δre you sure?
CAO: Nor do I think my current weapon can cause much damage within a quick time period.
CVM: _____[] AcTually I realised I'm noT really feeling iT righT now.
CMD: You mean you just realized you couldn't do it a few minutes ago.
CMD: I see how it is.
CVM: _____[] Hell NO Tony I am perfecTly fucking capable of killing you you KNOW THAT YOU SHITLORD.
CAO: Excuse me! Is contact distributed through pesterchum?
CVM: _____[] WhaT?
CVM: _____[] Oh. I acTually haven'T checked iT ouT myself.
CPM: Ah, yes! Of course! If you would just hand your phone to me I could fill in Batman's contact details.
CRK: it's definitely bΔtmΔn, rigHt? not beemΔn.
CVM: _____[] Oh. One of you's already checked iT ouT. Nice.
CAO: Certainly!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] HANDS it over --
CMD: We handing out information??? well, since i'm not dying anytime soon...
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] pats his pockets. --
CRK: eH...
CVM: _____[] Ehhh...
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] tippity taps in all of the contact information of Sean's she has, as well as her own. --
CVM: _____[] Since we're in This. CooperaTion Thing.
CRK: i cΔn't... get my pHone out, ΔppΔrently.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] takes the unbelievably glitchy and slow iphone out of his pocket. he internally curses steve job's corpse --
CVM: _____[] New girl.
CAO: Yes sir!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] holds out his phone to Leah. --
CVM: _____[] Y'can have iT firsT.
CAO: It's an honor!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] legitimately beaming. god. --
CPM: Awww!
CPM: Look at you, with your common decency.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] sei smiles. he's eating up all this shit man. he's enjoying it too much. --
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] smiles, handing back Leah's phone to Leah. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] types in her fucking chumhandle that /I/ caN'T EVEN SPELL --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] returns seis phone and retrieves hers from evie! --
CAO: Thank you Miss Booker!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] hands his phone to seme. --
CMD: Think you can handle this???
CVM: _____[] Thanks. Tony.
CMD: Tomi.
CVM: _____[] I CAN you ASSHOLE.
CVM: _____[] Tomi.
CAO: Tomi?
CVM: _____[] WaiT, whaT?
CVM: _____[] IT's TOMI??
CMD: Yes, tomi.
CMD: Mum's japanese blah blah what more do you want.
CAO: !!
CMD: Always have to explain that one.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] you think you cant hear visible exclamation points. well now you CAN --
CAO: You're japanese as well?
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck you could've correcTed me earlier buT okay Tomi.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] swaps phones with Tomi. --
CMD: Yeah. this ain't my natural hair color, really should have thought that one through.
CMD: I mean, half.
CMD: Half japanese.
CAO: Me as well! W..well. It. Used to be longer! But I uh...
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] coughs --
CMD: Blame my weirdo dad, going off on world tours and shit.
CAO: I... prefer it this way now anyway.
CAO: My entire mother's side is japanese, and my father is partially mixed! Hence my, not so japanese last name.
CMD: Short hair's handy mate.
CMD: Don't gotta bother with nothing.
CAO: I agree!!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] is just going to pretend to know what a Jah Pah Nees is. --
CVM: _____[] Oi. Dude.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] nods. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] shoves Tomi's phone in front of him. --
CVM: _____[] Your phone.
CMD: Hmm???
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] takes it. --
CVM: _____[] ... Are you gonna give me mine back??
CMD: Your turn.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] ignores he jab at his accent. --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] *the --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] hands seme's phone back. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] takes it. with no thanks. thanks sei --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] kinda just stares at the air in front of him, trying to make his phone appear. --
CRK: ...
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] ShiTblood.
CAO: Miss Booker, if you will.
CVM: _____[] Your pockeTs.
CVM: _____[] You have pockeTs?
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] ISNT IT IN THEIR SPECIBUS THING --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] IS IT IN HIS POCKETS?? --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] yeah --
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] smiles politely at Leah. --
CPM: Just one moment.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] hence my fucking --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] haiku --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] you can be my pockets, daddy --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] I THOUGHT HE WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY ACCESSING HIS SPECIBUS?? --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] fuck you scott --
CRK: HE IS
CRK: fuck
CVM: _____[] Ah, man... I didn'T geT.
CVM: _____[] Fucking BaTman's.
CVM: _____[] DeTails.
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] I'm noT sure if I wanT Them.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] just stares at the air in front of him for a moment, before... --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] his phone pops out. Finally. --
CRK: oH, Hey.
CRK: tHere it is.
CRK: finΔlly.
-- CURRENT prospiciencesMunificence [CPM] after a moment, her phone pops out of her fetch modus, the time limit finally up for it, and hands it over to Leah. --
CPM: Could you pass it around when you're done?
CAO: Of course!
CVM: _____[] Kishen.
CVM: _____[] Phone.
CRK: i need Δ new fetcH modus.
CRK: oH, rigHt, Here. uH.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] inputs her info in with a flourish --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] takes out his hand expectantly. put the phone in the hand. kish. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] warily. approaches. seme. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] holds it out... and... puts it... in his hand... --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] hands it over to.. whos even free right now. Not-Tony, Tomi --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] takes it. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] crush it --
CVM: _____[] Now here ya go. Hope you know how To fucking use iT.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] holds out his phone for Kishen. --
CVM: _____[] Come on, Take iT.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] takes it... yeah... --
CRK: yes, sir. will do.
CAO: If you don't mind, Tomi, could we exchange numbers as well?
CMD: Shit i never put mine back in my fetch modus. probably a good thing.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] does all that shit whatever puts his details in --
CMD: Yeah sure here you go. pass it to... booker??? when you're done.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] types in shit into kish's phone w/e --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] hands it to his fellow Actually Half Japanese person --
CVM: _____[] I'm done. RusTblood, leT's swiTch back.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] puts out his hand. Again. --
CRK: mHm.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] hands him his phone back... --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] phone get! puts her info in Tomis! Hands it to Evie! what a riveting chain of events! --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] oh my god this is gonig to --
CRK: tΔke
CRK: forev
CRK: wow!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] i athe tshi --
CPM, PPM, FPM2, FPM1 ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] IM LAUGHING YEAH --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] SEI IS ALMOST DONE HE JUST.. GOTTA GET EVIE'S... --
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] begins thinking it would be convenient if something were to happen, like some sort of time skip because holy shit this is boring. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] GIVES BACK PHONE TO KISH?? --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] true --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] a time skip happens but also dafla disappeared --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] there we go --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] evie went off on her own bc this is the Worst Avengers --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] details getto --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] ゲット --
CAO: By chance, do you all know how many others are here?
CVM: _____[] Uh. Who'd I'd see...
CMD: I never really bothered to count!!!
CVM: _____[] There's definiTely a fucking SEADWELLER around.
CRK: mm... tHere were otHers?
CAO: :O!
CVM: _____[] An Indigoblood. A loud indigoblood. She's fucking HUGE.
CMD: There was that big one.
CMD: Yeah her.
CVM: _____[] BuT man I'm noT sure abouT The resT. They haven'T really sTuck ouT, I mean like.
CRK: i tHink i've only met tomi Δnd, uH...
CVM: _____[] YesTerday I lefT preTTee quickly from This place. And Then died.
CVM: _____[] And Then I've been here since morning.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] looks over at Seimos. --
CRK: sir... HigHblood...
CVM: _____[] ThaT's righT.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] hoenstly doesn't know what to call him at this point!!!! --
CAO: Well.. I suppose I'll be exploring now then? There certainly seems to be a lot to see...
CVM: _____[] BuT yeah. Fair number of people around.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] near vibrating with excitement --
CVM: _____[] JusT ThaT mosT of Them fucking lefT earlier.
CAO: You've mentioned that there are edible plants up north correct?
CRK: i wonder if tHΔt ogre is still out tHere...
CVM: _____[] Yeah. You can go explore. BuT. Say.
CVM: _____[] WhaT's your name.
CVM: _____[] We know Tomi, Booker, buT who're you.
CAO: Leah Landis at your service!
CVM: _____[] Leah!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] probably. bows. more of a product of culture but. ehlp --
CVM: _____[] IT's a pleasure To meeT you.
CRK: lΔndis!
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] finishign each others sentences like a true couple --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] actually smiles. luv this human. --
CVM: _____[] ShuT up, KISHEN.
CAO: It's a pleasure to meet you too! All of you!
CRK: :(
CVM: _____[] BuT yeah. There's some ruins ouT There.
CAO: I'm sure we'll be working close together for the rest of eternity!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] surprisingly, is not laughing. --
CVM: _____[] Your local shiTblood was laying down sleeping There.
CRK: tHΔt long...?
CVM: _____[] In all honesTee I sTill don'T geT whaT The fuck's going on. BuT of course, who The fuck wouldn'T wanT To know more.
CAO: Well, it's not like we can die correct?
CAO: So as of now, it seems like eternity? Or old age. Whichever comes first.
CVM: _____[] So. Leah. Since you seem To know The mosT! IT'd probably be wise To sTick wiTh you. RighT.
CMD: Uh... i guess.
CAO: I'm honored you think of me that way!
CVM: _____[] I mean.
CVM: _____[] Tomi.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] she is going to become his LACKEY AT THIS RATE --
CVM: _____[] Are you sayin' you know as much abouT This nyulisT bullshiT as Leah?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] is disturbed by the thought of eternity with these dickmunches. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] just wants to go home man... --
CMD: Pretty much.
CMD: Went to a private school for that shit.
CAO: As did I!
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] actually is taking this shit Pretty Well. it hasn't seem to have occurred to him that if he knew the prophecy well, All His Friends At Home Are Dead. --
CVM: _____[] Hey Then why The fuck didn'T you bring up all The shiT she was saying earlier, like... earlier??
CVM: _____[] Before she arrived here from who The fuck knows where?
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] kinda just hangs to the side, listening... he has nothing to say, really. --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] or doesn't watn to anger he seme, rather --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] wait actually if you take the horns into account is he taller than leah --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] wow..... so obedient --
CAO: i dont actually know if these roster heights count horns or not
CRK: roster HeigHts...?
CAO: /mE GUFK
CMD: Because i was too busy beating the snot out of you, that's why.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] FUCK --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] FUCK --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] CRIES --
CRK: wHoΔ, Δre you okΔy...
CRK: tHΔt sounded kindΔ gross, dude...
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] coughs a lot! --
CAO: Ahem yes! I think it's just been a while since I've had something to drink..
CVM: _____[] As IF you were beaTing ME up I BEAT YOU UP ASSHOLE BUT WHATEVER.
CVM: _____[] Oh.
CVM: _____[] ... Man, I haven'T had anyThing To drink eiTher.
CAO: Have any of you seen.. some sort of spring perhaps around?
CVM: _____[] Eh. NoT ThaT I remember.
CVM: _____[] Y'know, maybe. Their imp camp shiT.
CVM: _____[] AcTually has. Some. Food.
CVM: _____[] Or someThing.
CRK: ...
CAO: Would they have water...?
CRK: well... mΔybe tHe imps never cΔme bΔck...?
CMD: It's worth a shot.
CRK: it could be deserted.
CVM: _____[] Well. I guess. I don'T mind checking iT ouT again.
CMD: What's the risk??? respawning halfway across the map where you started like a scrub???
CVM: _____[] Since we could geT. Uh. Revived.
CVM: _____[] Hey FUCK OFF.
CAO: Death doesn't seem to be a problem, yes!
CVM: _____[] BuT. Leah. WhaT could you do wiTh your... sTapler.
CVM: _____[] To uh.
CVM: _____[] FighT.
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] is actually lowkey hyped about possibly dying bc what if the the voice is one of the gods of the pantheon??? SO EXCITING --
CAO: Hm... I agree it's a problem. But don't worry, I haven't been training all my life for nothing!
CAO: I'm fairly fast on my feet, I can dodge and run like the best of them.
CAO: If anything, I can cause a distraction for you!
CRK: well, uH...
CAO: And, staples probably hurt to /some/ degree.
CRK: d'you wΔnt my weΔpon?
CAO: No one would like having metal embedded into your skin.
CRK: i'm pretty useless witH it...
CAO: :o oh?
CMD: I mean the best weapon i got here is my little chain link.
CRK: if you're like, trΔined for tHis or wHΔtever, i'm guessing itd be... better in your HΔnds?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] points to his wrist. --
CMD: Useful for so many more things than you'd imagine.
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck IS your weapon, shiTblood.
CAO: Hm.. depends on what specibus it is? I.. was trained for a lot, but...
CVM: _____[] Tomi I don'T know whaT The hell ThaT is buT I'll presume iT's some like human shiT so whaTever I'll TrusT you.
CMD: Mostly it's just a compliment to the gun show.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] pulls out his gardening axe out of nowhere! --
CRK: Δn Δxe, yeΔH.
CVM: _____[] Oh, hey, you acTually HAVE A WEAPON.
CAO: Ah! I don't have axe kind, sadly!
CRK: tHΔt's Δ sHΔme...
CVM: _____[] Hmmm...
CAO: I'm sure you'll be able to use it deftly!
CVM: _____[] Ah, draTs. If only we could like. DuplicaTe shiT.
CVM: _____[] I could give you a spear.
CAO: I'm sorry to disappoint, but I don't have spearkind as well!
CMD: I have... a water bottle in bottlekind. not a weapon, but still handy.
CVM: _____[] Aw, man.
CMD: And furniturekind is... a fucking doorknob. what the hell.
CAO: ...a filled water bottole?
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] bottole --
CMD: Yes, thankfully.
CAO: How handy...
CVM: _____[] ...
CAO: The strange thing is, I don't remember having staplerkind... but now I do?
CVM: _____[] Are you like.
CVM: _____[] NoT gonna.
CVM: _____[] Ask him for waTer?
CAO: ...
CVM: _____[] WhaT The fuck?
CVM: _____[] Weren'T you complaining abouT being ThirsTee earlier?
CAO: Well it'd be a little...
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] considers tossing the doorknob, but has a feeling it would just come back around to him at some point if he did. --
CAO: Forward?
CVM: _____[] How The fuck is ThaT forward??
CVM: _____[] Look, hey.
CVM: _____[] Tomi.
CVM: _____[] Could I Take a sip.
CMD: ...
CRK: ...
CAO: ...
CVM: _____[] WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR PROBLEMS??
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] unscrews the bottle and chugs a good quarter of the water bottle, before passing it around. --
CAO: :O!
CVM: _____[] Nice.
CVM: _____[] See?? This ISN'T WEIRD.
CMD: Coulda chugged the whole thing at once, it's one of my talents.
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] takes a sip. --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] passes it to Leah. --
CVM: _____[] Your Turn.
CAO: Thank you!
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] air-sips. as is appropriate. only enough to quench her Thirst --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] offers to kishen. --
CAO: Here you go!
CRK: uH... is it ΔlrigHt?
CVM: _____[] Make sure you don'T drink Too fucking much.
CVM: _____[] Yeah whaTever I'll ToleraTe iT.
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] reaches out and takes the bottle... --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] sips a... tiny... tiny... bit... --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] like... barely anything... --
-- CURRENT ruminantKinesis [CRK] and hands it back. --
CVM: _____[] ...
CRK: tHΔnks, mΔn. love it. tHe quencHiest. mm. delicious.
CVM: _____[] Well, okay. Thanks. Tomi.
CVM: _____[] ThaT being said. Where The fuck should we go now. EaT some fucking flowers?
CAO: I was planning to see, yes!
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] AdmiTTedly.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] takes the water bottle back and shoves it back in his sylladex. --
CVM: _____[] I ain'T good aT navigaTing This place.
CVM: _____[] So one of you should do iT.
CAO: I'd be glad to! However, I don't know the landscape of this place very well..
CMD: Yeah i was there. it's easy. just to the east and then north of here.
CMD: ...So i guess we're going to go eat some more fucking flowers then.
CVM: _____[] ...
CMD: Any port in a storm i suppose.
CVM: _____[] Unless we find shiT in monsTer camp I guess.
CVM: _____[] If we can geT in There.
CRK: four people sHould be... sHould be enougH to go to tHe cΔmp, rigHt?
CRK: we cΔn just do botH...
CRK: mΔybe?
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] hungers for meat, because he's quickly becoming flanderized into some sort of kid's cartoon Dumb Jock. --
-- CURRENT augeredObseiance [CAO] would imps even be tasty --
-- CURRENT vehementMartinet [CVM] would actually probably eat an imp if he could. --
CAO: Shall we head off then?
CMD: Where is the camp???
CVM: _____[] Yeah. Sure.
CVM: _____[] ...
CVM: _____[] ShiTblood.
CVM: _____[] You remember where iT was?
CRK: ...
CVM: _____[] ...
CRK: i... yeΔH. i tHink so? mΔybe.
CRK: mΔybe...
CVM: _____[] Well, There we go Then.
CVM: _____[] ShiTblood'll Take us There.
CRK: sHitblood'll do just tHΔt, yes.
CRK: so we're... eΔting first?
CRK: tHen.
CRK: tHen cΔmp.
CVM: _____[] Guess so.
CMD: Scrumptious.
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] does not make a weird face, because that wouldn't be funny. --
CMD: Away then, i guess!!!
-- CURRENT magnumDowser [CMD] leads the way towards the ruins where he found the medicore tasting flowers. --
act 1, day 2 || are you uke? you seme a little upset... [feat. kishen, seimos + all]
As you wake up amidst your fellow peers, perhaps still groggy – a loud, angered voice jolts you awake.
“Hey. Kishen!”
Seems like the early bird caught the worm – the voice came from one Ceruleanblood, already up on his feet. With furrowed brows, he’s staring at another troll – one particularly small, deerlike one, still seated on the ground.
Said deerlike troll doesn’t seem to be quite as much of an early riser as one Seimos Dermoc, however, and takes his sweet time getting up. You might even be impressed by how little he seems to be bothered by both the troll yelling at him, as well as the situation as a whole. That being said, the opposite was far more likely to be true. His noncommittal grumble of a response only serves to reinforce this point - a very unimpressive young troll, indeed.
“Mmm… ?”
The highblood only seems to become more heated, scoffing audibly. “Hahaha. Ha. HA!! Don’t tell me you… already… forgot?” He grits his teeth, raising his voice even more. “Didn’t you?!” It even seems like – his hair is… perking up? Are those feathers on his head? Either way – this guy’s losing his shit, and you have no idea why. What was it with highbloods and being so darn temperamental? Jeez, and it was only the second day…
It was incredible, really. The pair were the complete opposite of each other. Where Seimos screeched and lost his metaphorical shit, Kishen seems perfectly content to take his time getting to his feet, giving his eyes a good ol’ rub as he does so. If you look close enough, you might even see an ever so slight look of surprise on his face as the smaller troll finally deigns to grace the larger with some form of acknowledgement.
“Oh… whoa… you’re back. Not dead. Cool.” is all he has to say on that matter, directing his gaze not at Seimos, but more the space he was currently occupying. He was definitely not awake enough for revelations such as this one, for sure. “Thanks for the save, man…”
The ceruleanblood clenches his fists, fuming in silence for a few moments. “You… ‘thanks for the save?’” he says indignantly, with a more than a tint of scorn in his voice. “Thanks… Thanks for the save my ass! This is all your fault, you piece of shit!”
Seimos finally lashes out, lunging at Kishen who’s standing a distance away from him – an act that even he can’t completely ignore. He stumbles backwards a few steps, arms raised in a largely useless attempt at warding off the angry highblood. You can’t help but notice, however, the way in which his eyes narrow ever so slightly, focusing on the bottom half of the other troll’s body for the briefest of moments. And in that moment – as Seimos runs towards Kishen – it seems as if… one of the highblood’s feet just… stops moving and gets stuck to the ground? Seimos seems to be caught off guard by it as well, as he stares down at his foot a little too late – the momentum still carries him forward, and he falls forward onto the ground with a loud… crash! And he just. Lays there.
For a few…. short moments. Right there on the ground. In front of everyone. Absolutely. Fucking. Humiliated!!!
“You…” Seimos bellows, growing even angrier than before. “How fucking dare you!”
He quickly hops back onto his feet, darting towards Kishen (– if it was anything he was thankful for, it was the speed his lusus granted him.) Now right in front of the lowblood, he grabs the neck of his poncho, raising him up in the air. He – lets out a screeching… squawk? Shriek? And then yells at the poor simple farmer –
“Do you know what you’re asking for, you shitblood?!”
Oh, fucking jesus. What a fucking tantrum. Right in front of everyone, too. What’s he even so angry about?
Rather than whimper or cry for help, Kishen’s response is entirely inappropriate considering the distance his feet have created from the ground below him.
He laughs.
Try as he might, he just couldn’t help it - this was all so fun! He knew he would absolutely regret it, but for the time being he was happy to revel in the excitement, the liberation, the would definitely do agains, and the that felt so fuckin’ goods.
“Dude, hahahah… c'mon, chill… I didn’t do anything! You just… tripped.” His voice shook ever so slightly, but it was barely noticeable - it was odd how completely calm he seemed, despite his chances of surviving til the end of the day diminishing by the second. “Yesterday was an accident, man… no hard feelings…” His voice trails off as his eyes look to their audience. A silent plea for help - he was being hoisted up off the ground, after all.
If someone planned to intervene, sooner would be far more ideal than later!




