_____[] Seimos Dermoc, noT at your service.
_____[] You should be aT MY service.
_____[] InTeresTed in sTaying over for a while? I've got a greaT room for you. :-)
[part of godclasped]
-- vehementPundit [VP] began pestering dauntlessTracker [DT] at 12:41 --
VP: ____[] Hey.
VP: ____[] I'm supposed To do some server sTuff for you, aren'T I.
DT: --)- where the fuck have you been
VP: ____[] Sorry.
VP: ____[] I was... dealing wiTh people.
DT: --)- huh
VP: ____[] OTher players.
DT: --)- well
DT: --)- yeah
DT: --)- everyone's been doing the whole 'getting to know you' dance I guess
VP: ____[] Ugh This braT is so annoying...
DT: --)- which brat
VP: ____[] None of your business.
DT: --)- that's fine
DT: --)- I don' care
DT: --)- so put down the punch designix
VP: ____[] Jeez This place is so cramped.
VP: ____[] There.
VP: ____[] WhaT is This Thing anyway.
DT: --)- you mean you don' know already
DT: --)- you must have been dealing with the people that didn' know jack fucking shit about the machines
VP: ____[] Didn'T explain iT To me yeT.
VP: ____[] I'm a liTTle preoccupied righT now.
DT: --)- the punch designix makes items out of punched captchalogue cards
DT: --)- well, no
DT: --)- fuck
DT: --)- it punches captchalogue cards
VP: ____[] I see.
DT: --)- and then you use them with the totem lathe and alchemiter to duplicate new items
DT: --)- but
DT: --)- you can also combine items apparently
VP: ____[] ThaT's cool.
DT: --)- if you overlap two punched cards, they combine the properties of the items
DT: --)- there was some other bullshit about || and && combinations I don' fucking know
DT: --)- probably not too important right now
VP: ____[] Probably.
DT: --)- alright are you listening
VP: ____[] Oh righT, I'm supposed To build up your house.
DT: --)- what are you even doing
VP: ____[] I am.
VP: ____[] Things.
DT: --)- no seriously
DT: --)- what
VP: ____[] I Told you ThaT iT's none of your business.
DT: --)- it is my fucking business
VP: ____[] IT isn'T.
DT: --)- you're my server right
DT: --)- I'd rather know what you're up to so I can at least plan for your moments of complete and utter indifference towards this hive-building project
VP: ____[] I'm sTill doing your Things.
VP: ____[] So iT's none of your business.
VP: ____[] I am lisTening by The way.
DT: --)- you completely dropped off the radar until literally just now
VP: ____[] Aren'T you glad ThaT I'm being so much more relaxed.
DT: --)- what is so fucking important
VP: ____[] No I goT your Thing abouT The punch designix.
VP: ____[] WhaT else did you wanT me To say.
VP: ____[] "Yes I goT iT you dipshiT"?
DT: --)- no I mean
VP: ____[] Anyway are you alrighT wiTh sTairs.
DT: --)- other players have been in regular contact with their servers
DT: --)- and
DT: --)- fuck
DT: --)- whatever
VP: ____[] Oh.
DT: --)- forget it
DT: --)- just build the stairs
VP: ____[] I was asleep for a while.
VP: ____[] ThaT was producTive, Though.
DT: --)- oh
DT: --)- did you have the dream too
VP: ____[] Yes.
VP: ____[] ... Ended up on a place called ProspiT.
VP: ____[] IT's golden.
VP: ____[] Can'T explain iT righT now Though.
VP: ____[] Anyway, your sTairs are righT Ther.
VP: ____[] *There.
DT: --)- I'm so fucking sick of stairs
VP: ____[] I Told you abouT Them.
VP: ____[] And you said okay.
DT: --)- no you
DT: --)- holy shit never mind
DT: --)- just
VP: ____[] I said "Are you okay wiTh sTairs" and you said "jusT build The sTairs."
DT: --)- do you see the stairs in my hive
VP: ____[] WhaT abouT Them.
DT: --)- do you see why I would be sick of the stairs
DT: --)- up and down
VP: ____[] Deal wiTh iT.
DT: --)- every time I want to leave
DT: --)- floor after floor
DT: --)- I was trying to make conversation you douche
DT: --)- I wasn' actually asking you to put in a fucking escalator
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] Oh I already waTched...
VP: ____[] Hm.
VP: ____[] Anyway whaT else did you expecT me To puT.
DT: --)- fucking stop right there
DT: --)- what are you doing
DT: --)- what
DT: --)- are
DT: --)- you
DT: --)- doing
VP: ____[] THINGS THAT DON'T CONCERN YOU YOU SHITHEAD.
DT: --)- YES THEY DO
DT: --)- YOU'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION
VP: ____[] I AM.
DT: --)- YOU'RE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING TOTALLY UNRELATED
VP: ____[] WHAT AM I NOT ALLOWED TO MULTITASK??
DT: --)- what were you watching
VP: ____[] WaTching ouT for someThing on my planeT.
DT: --)- no
VP: ____[] QuesT. Once again: None of your business.
DT: --)- that's a shitty lie and you know it
DT: --)- you 'already watched'
VP: ____[] ThaT's a shiTTee aTTiTude you have and you know iT.
DT: --)- what did you already watch
DT: --)- you arren' by any chance
VP: ____[] IT doesn'T have anyThing To do wiTh you.
DT: --)- watching a fucking tv show
DT: --)- are you
VP: ____[] Of course noT why The fuck would I do ThaT.
DT: --)- because it seems to BE A COMMON FUCKING PRACTICE WITH MY CLIENT
DT: --)- SO WHY WOULDN'T MY SERVER DO IT TOO
DT: --)- HELL, WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE JUST SIT DOWN
DT: --)- AND WATCH FUCKINT TV
DT: --)- INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR JOBS
VP: ____[] I AM NOT WATCHING A TV SHOW!!!
DT: --)- WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING THEN
VP: ____[] NONE. OF. YOUR. BUSINESS.
VP: ____[] BESIDES HOW THE FUCK WOULD I WATCH TV IF THE WORLD'S FUCKING GONE.
DT: --)- YOU TELL ME
DT: --)- HOW DO WE GET AN INTERNET CONNECTION
DT: --)- IF THE WORLD'S FUCKING GONE
VP: ____[] HOW DO I KNOW?!
VP: ____[] ANYWAY.
VP: ____[] YOUR.
VP: ____[] STAIRS.
VP: ____[] ARE.
VP: ____[] RIGHT.
VP: ____[] THERE.
VP: ____[] I'VE ALREADY DONE WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO.
VP: ____[] WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU DIPSHIT.
DT: --)- nothing
VP: ____[] Okay.
DT: --)- fuck off and go back to half-assing your job
VP: ____[] I am NOT half-assing my job.
DT: --)- yes
DT: --)- you are
VP: ____[] I am Trying To SORT OUT SOMETHING HERE YOU ASSHAT.
DT: --)- and here I thought you were serious about 'winning'
DT: --)- wasn' that your whole shtick
DT: --)- 'I WANNA WIN'
DT: --)- like fucking hell you do
VP: ____[] I am.
VP: ____[] You wouldn'T undersTand.
VP: ____[] Hell I'm even FOLLOWING YOUR ADVICE.
VP: ____[] IT's funny isn'T iT.
VP: ____[] You're angry aT me for someThing I ended up doing BECAUSE OF YOUR ADVICE.
DT: --)- what
DT: --)- what advice
VP: ____[] You probably don'T remember.
VP: ____[] Too bad.
DT: --)- fuck you I'm going to check the log
VP: ____[] NoT This log.
DT: --)- I mean the other log
DT: --)- the only other log in existence
VP: ____[] Ha.
DT: --)- fck
DT: --)- you don' mean
DT: --)- the moirail thing
DT: --)- do you
VP: ____[] Well, I don'T know!
DT: --)- that's the only thing even remotely resembling advice
DT: --)- that I gave to you
DT: --)- oh gods
DT: --)- what did you do
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha ha...
DT: --)- you didn'
DT: --)- coerce a human into something did you
DT: --)- please tell me
DT: --)- it isn' a human
VP: ____[] Of course iT isn'T a human you shiT.
DT: --)- thank fucking gods
DT: --)- but then
VP: ____[] I'm noT ThaT sTupid.
DT: --)- I never said you were stupid
DT: --)- but then who
VP: ____[] I've only Talked To Three Trolls so far.
VP: ____[] ...
VP: ____[] Does ThaT noT give you a clue.
VP: ____[] Jesus fuck I ThoughT you were smarTer Than ThaT.
DT: --)- sorry for not immediately jumping to answer your question
DT: --)- now the shoe is on the other foot isn' it
VP: ____[] WhaT.
DT: --)- never mind
DT: --)- it's obviously not me
DT: --)- who else did you talk to
DT: --)- sponge girl
DT: --)- sponge girl
VP: ____[] Umbrella.
DT: --)- I TOLD YOU TO TRY SPONGE GIRL
DT: --)- YOU WENT FOR IT DIDN'T YOU
VP: ____[] I DID NOT.
DT: --)- you fucking id
DT: --)- did
VP: ____[] AT leasT noT in The way ThaT you're Thinking.
DT: --)- did you make pale advances
VP: ____[] WhaT are pale advances.
DT: --)- did you try and convince her to be your moirail you ass
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] Things are differenT in This game, I know.
VP: ____[] You can'T jusT go up and make someone be your moirail.
DT: --)- right
DT: --)- so you're not forcing anyone then
VP: ____[] Nope.
DT: --)- that's
DT: --)- unexpected
VP: ____[] Oh...
DT: --)- (jebal)
VP: ____[] MOUSSE ))
DT: --)- (CARRY ON)
DT: --)- oh what
VP: ____[] NoThing.
VP: ____[] Anyway yes I am noT forcing anyone.
DT: --)- ah fuck you're doing something else again aren' you
VP: ____[] I've been doing "someThing else" This whole Time.
DT: --)- sponge girl
DT: --)- how is that going
VP: ____[] How is whaT going.
DT: --)- like I fucking said before
DT: --)- I told you to try and go have a mutually beneficial moiralleigance with sponge girl
DT: --)- even though it was mostly facetious
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] Okay waiT a momenT.
DT: --)- did you or did you not make an attempt
VP: ____[] I need To pay aTTenTion.
VP: ____[] Or I'll die.
DT: --)- what
DT: --)- what the fuck is going on
VP: ____[] AlrighT I'm done.
VP: ____[] Anyway.
VP: ____[] WhaT do you mean by aTTempT.
VP: ____[] I hope you remember ThaT I have no idea abouT whaT The fuck pale advances are.
DT: --)- holy shit
DT: --)- did you talk about your feelings
DT: --)- or try
VP: ____[] No I jusT goT To know her a liTTle.
VP: ____[] ... AlThough.
VP: ____[] Hey.
VP: ____[] How old are you.
DT: --)- the middle of my 7th sweep, why
VP: ____[] Okay good.
VP: ____[] Sponge girl is 6 sweeps.
DT: --)- and how old are you
DT: --)- 6
VP: ____[] I'm 7 you dipshiT.
DT: --)- oh
DT: --)- OH
DT: --)- ha
VP: ____[] Yeah I Think you geT iT.
VP: ____[] Oh hold on again.
DT: --)- oh god fucking damnit
DT: --)- can you just finish whatever bullshit you're doing
DT: --)- really
VP: ____[] WaiT... I missed someThing...
VP: ____[] DammiT.
VP: ____[] How will I do This now.
VP: ____[] Okay, fine. I'll sTop wiTh This for you.
DT: --)- I'm on to you
DT: --)- I am so fucking on to you right now
VP: ____[] WhaT.
DT: --)- you 'got to know her'
DT: --)- what did you talk about
VP: ____[] Her, obviously?
DT: --)- her what
DT: --)- like her interests maybe
VP: ____[] You don'T say.
DT: --)- haha
DT: --)- ha
VP: ____[] WhaT.
VP: ____[] Oh you mean you haven'T goT iT.
DT: --)- I know
VP: ____[] I ThoughT you goT iT so much earlier.
VP: ____[] Wow.
DT: --)- you're watching cartoons
VP: ____[] No I'm noT.
DT: --)- you're watching
VP: ____[] This isn'T a carToon.
DT: --)- cartoons
DT: --)- cartoons
VP: ____[] THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CARTOON.
DT: --)- she called it a cartoon
DT: --)- it's a cartoon
VP: ____[] IT'S NOT A CARTOON.
DT: --)- cartoon
DT: --)- did you go back to watching your CARTOON
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] I did.
VP: ____[] NoT.
VP: ____[] IT ISN'T A CARTOON ANYWAY.
DT: --)- I can wait until you finish your CARTOON
DT: --)- what is it then
VP: ____[] IT's.
VP: ____[] A.
VP: ____[] DocumenTary.
DT: --)- oh really
DT: --)- what's it about
VP: ____[] Humans.
VP: ____[] Though mosT of iT is acTually incorrecT.
VP: ____[] Humans are a shiTload less cooler Than They are in The documenTary.
DT: --)- where would a troll get a documentary on humans
DT: --)- like really
DT: --)- a species that no one has seen or heard from in billions of sweeps
DT: --)- it's fucking fiction
DT: --)- it's a cartoon I fucking know it
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] IT's based on humans.
VP: ____[] Though probably This is Their "myThology" or someThing.
DT: --)- then you won' mind if I watch
DT: --)- right
VP: ____[] I don'T Think you'd wanT To waTch iT.
VP: ____[] Don'T.
DT: --)- I do
VP: ____[] This is beTween sponge girl and me.
VP: ____[] Don'T.
DT: --)- I want to see what's so interesting that it's been occupying all your free time
VP: ____[] Mess wiTh iT.
VP: ____[] No.
DT: --)- yes
VP: ____[] If you waTch iT, and sponge girl finds ouT, how is The moirail Thing ever going To work ouT?
VP: ____[] She mighT as well Talk To YOU abouT iT raTher Than me.
VP: ____[] So don'T waTch iT.
DT: --)- trust me
VP: ____[] Don'T you dare fucking waTching iT.
VP: ____[] *WaTch.
VP: ____[] God.
DT: --)- I don' want to talk to sponge girl about her shitty cartoons
VP: ____[] Don'T.
VP: ____[] WaTch.
VP: ____[] IT.
DT: --)- come and stop me you douche
DT: --)- oh wait
DT: --)- you can'
VP: ____[] YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF THE SHOW DO YOU.
DT: --)- I'll ask
DT: --)- she'll tell me
VP: ____[] NO.
DT: --)- there's no fucking way she won'
DT: --)- yes
VP: ____[] NO.
DT: --)- yes
VP: ____[] NO.
DT: --)- you can' prevent me from doing this
VP: ____[] EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER ABOUT IT.
VP: ____[] She's going To bring iT up for SURE.
DT: --)- there is literally no way
VP: ____[] Don'T wreck my PLANS!
DT: --)- oh put a fucking cork in it
VP: ____[] Looks like you've learnT anoTher way To say "shuT up", huh?
VP: ____[] BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
DT: --)- if she's really interested in you, I'm not going to mess things up by asking her for the name of her stupid show
DT: --)- she won' give a shit
VP: ____[] So you won'T ask her.
DT: --)- I will
VP: ____[] Dude To her.
VP: ____[] She will Talk To you abouT iT anyway.
DT: --)- dude to her
DT: --)- what the shit does that mean
VP: ____[] I was going To say someThing buT I decide To phrase iT differenTly you dipshiT.
DT: --)- I'll change the subject
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] Don'T you dare even ask her.
DT: --)- she's scared shitless of me anyway, or at the very least she doesn' like me
DT: --)- yes
DT: --)- I will
DT: --)- look, you're fucking done
DT: --)- just admit
DT: --)- that you've been watching her cartoons
VP: ____[] Fine I've been waTching one of her SHOWS buT iT ISN'T A CARTOON.
DT: --)- then
DT: --)- what is it
VP: ____[] Didn'T I say so earlier.
DT: --)- YOU DIDN'T FUCKING ADMIT ANYTHING
DT: --)- WE'RE BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED
VP: ____[] MAYBE I ADMITTED IT A LONG TIME AGO BUT YOU DIDN'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT?!
DT: --)- JUST GIVE ME THE NAME
VP: ____[] NO
DT: --)- THEN I'LL GET IT FROM SPONGE GIRL
VP: ____[] NO
DT: --)- THEN TELL ME THE NAME
VP: ____[] NO
VP: ____[] WHY DO YOU NEED TO WATCH IT?!
DT: --)- I DON'T EVEN NEED TO SIT DOWN AND WATCH THE WHOLE THING
DT: --)- I JUST NEED TO CONFIRM
VP: ____[] CONFIRM WHAT
DT: --)- THAT IT'S A CARTOON
VP: ____[] WHAT IS A CARTOON TO YOU.
DT: --)- AN ANIMATED TV SHOW, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT AIMED AT TWEENS AND WRIGGLERS
VP: ____[] IT IS NOT AIMED AT TWEENS AND WRIGGLERS.
DT: --)- so you admit that it's animated
VP: ____[] So WHAT.
VP: ____[] Have you heard of a film called WOLF GRUBS?
VP: ____[] ThaT obviously isn'T aimed Towards TWEENS AND WRIGGLERS buT iT's fucking ANIMATED!
DT: --)- you know what
DT: --)- I have enough information to just fucking trollgle this show
DT: --)- I don' even need you any more
DT: --)- if I just search for 'human animated cartoon' I can guarantee you I'll find it
VP: ____[] Some shows are deceiving.
DT: --)- or
DT: --)- I could just cut the bullshit
DT: --)- and get it directly from the source
DT: --)- in fact I think that's the best course of action
VP: ____[] Fuck okay IT IS A CARTOON SHOW BUT I AM WATCHING IT FOR HER.
DT: --)- ha
VP: ____[] I don'T see whaT The problem wiTh waTching a carToon show is Though.
DT: --)- I never said there was a problem with the cartoon show
DT: --)- you made it into a problem
VP: ____[] Ugh.
DT: --)- but it's good
DT: --)- that you're actually trying to empathize
DT: --)- with the sponge girl
VP: ____[] Uh.
VP: ____[] WhaT.
VP: ____[] I guess so?
VP: ____[] BuT... whaT.
DT: --)- what
VP: ____[] Never mind.
VP: ____[] I'm done wiTh you.
VP: ____[] I've done whaT I had To do.
VP: ____[] So leave me alone for a while.
VP: ____[] Bye.
-- vehementPundit [VP] ceased pestering dauntlessTracker [DT] at 15:04 --
seimos pesters carada again and it's 2:16am so i can't think of a title for this
-- vehementPundit [VP] began pestering fatalisticFortune [FF] at 10:46 --
VP: ____[] Hello, sponge!
VP: ____[] If you would kindly inform me if your fucking real name RIGHT NOW.
FF: ! already told you my name.
FF: !t's Carada P!gol!.
VP: ____[] RighT.
VP: ____[] Carada.
VP: ____[] We have some Things To Talk abouT Today.
FF: WHat tH!ngs m!gHt tHese be?
VP: ____[] Aw you can'T guess.
VP: ____[] Umbrella managed To guess.
VP: ____[] Oh waiT did she I don'T remember.
VP: ____[] WhaTever.
VP: ____[] Anyway, you are well aware of my blood color, yes?
VP: ____[] And before you go raTTling off To some HUMAN or shiTblood leT me Tell you ThaT I am noT Talking To you To esTablish my sTaTus as a higher being Than you.
FF: Ok.
FF: WHat are you talkn!g to me about tHen?
VP: ____[] Mmm yeah so I assume you are fucking aware of my blood color.
VP: ____[] Which is indigo obviously.
VP: ____[] And surely you MUST be aware of The characTerisTics of my casTe.
FF: WH!cH ones?
VP: ____[] Jesus fucking chrisT iT Takes you 5 million years To respond.
FF: ! can tH!nk of a lot of !nd!goblood cHaract!st!cs!
VP: ____[] Ones relevanT To The game.
FF: Sorry! ! am talk!ng to some otHer people and you aren't actually my f!rst pr!or!ty s!nce tHey are my server and cl!ent.
FF: UH... you're go!ng to puncH sometH!ng !n tHe game?
VP: ____[] I can'T Tell if you're Trying To sass me or if you're jusT a big fucking idioT.
VP: ____[] IN ANY CASE.
VP: ____[] To a cerTain exTenT you are correcT.
VP: ____[] Though iT's highly likely ThaT you were jusT being a dipshiT when you said ThaT.
VP: ____[] EmoTional sTabiliiTee, pissblood.
VP: ____[] *STabiliTee.
VP: ____[] IT's very imporTanT To This game.
FF: Yes ! tH!nk !t probably !s?
VP: ____[] WhaT's wiTh The uncerTainTee.
VP: ____[] Do you noT geT whaT I'm going To Talk abouT.
VP: ____[] A MOIRAIL YOU ASSHAT.
FF: Yes we already talked about tH!s actually.
FF: ! tH!nk you sa!d you'd probably snap and k!ll people !f you d!dn't get one?
VP: ____[] Did I.
VP: ____[] Sorry I geT all of you dipshiTs messed up.
VP: ____[] Yeah so.
VP: ____[] MosT likely...
VP: ____[] You or Glacie geTs The honors!
VP: ____[] I Talked To umbrella.
FF: Yes you d!d and ! sa!d tHat !f you were palefl!rt!ng you sHould try be!ng n!cer!
VP: ____[] I Think SHE'LL have a emoTional breakdown if she moirails for me.
FF: Not to be presumptuous !'m just say!ng !s all.
FF: ...Glac!e?
VP: ____[] The ceruleanblood.
VP: ____[] Glacie glacier whaTever.
VP: ____[] The Tundra loner.
FF: Are you already p!ck!ng out cute pale n!cknames?
VP: ____[] WhaT???
VP: ____[] No I'm NOT why The FUCK would I do ThaT.
VP: ____[] Is ThaT noT his name.
FF: H!s name !s Glac!s.
VP: ____[] Okay glacis whaTever.
VP: ____[] Look I have no idea abouT how This pale quadranT even works.
FF: ! know a l!ttle about !t ! guess but mostly just stuff from cartoons !'m not sure !f !t's appl!cable to real l!fe or not
VP: ____[] CarToons.
VP: ____[] So you like... carToons.
VP: ____[] ThaT's.
VP: ____[] InTeresTing.
VP: ____[] I'll Try To be nice, alrighT.
VP: ____[] BuT I'm seriously concerned for all you guys.
FF: YeaH my favour!te !s tH!s one called Human H!gH !t's really cute and s!lly
VP: ____[] Because if you all die we're fucked.
FF: THey wear super stup!d clotHes and-
VP: ____[] Human High? Heard of ThaT one before.
FF: YeaH ! do see wHere you're comm!ng from ! suppose?
FF: You Have? Do you Have a favour!te Human.
VP: ____[] Uh no I don'T waTch iT I've jusT heard of iT.
VP: ____[] I don'T really waTch TV ThaT much.
FF: OH well you sHould watcH !t! Hold on let me f!nd tHe f!rst ep!sode onl!ne.
VP: ____[] We can sTill waTch TV here?
VP: ____[] WhaT The fuck.
FF: Well tHe !nternet st!ll works!
VP: ____[] BuT whaT abouT all The forums.
VP: ____[] Are They jusT all dead.
FF: Actually !'ve been able to watcH some Human cartoons Bob! told me about tH!s tH!ng called Panty and Stock!ng w!tH Garterbelt.
VP: ____[] Oh gods.
VP: ____[] ThaT girl Told me abouT ThaT.
FF: !t's k!nd of we!rd but also k!nd of funny but ! don't really know wHat's Happen!ng most of tHe t!me.
FF: YeaH tHe forums are dead.
VP: ____[] And a guy called... briefy rockers or someThing.
FF: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F59Qkq512WY AH Here's tHe f!rst ep!sode.
FF: Well tecH!n!cally !t was a!red partway tHrougH season 2 we're not really sure How tHe Human H!gH canon even works !t's pretty !ncons!stant.
VP: ____[] Okay I'll waTch iT.
VP: ____[] RighT now.
FF: Ser!ously?
VP: ____[] Yes.
VP: ____[] Man The music is kinda...
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] Average I guess.
VP: ____[] I never really waTched TV shows y'know.
VP: ____[] Never had The Time.
FF: THe mus!c !s okay !t's not actually my type of mus!c ! l!ke folk mus!c actually.
FF: But ! l!ke tHe cute and stup!d des!gns and also ! tH!nk Human H!gH scHool looks sort of great.
VP: ____[] Man how long are Their days?
VP: ____[] Girl said she's 16 days old whaTever ThaT means.
VP: ____[] Hey The Deuce Gorgon dude seems cool.
VP: ____[] Who's The girl who can'T Talk?
FF: THat's GHoul!a sHe's my favour!te!
FF: SHe reads books and mostly rolls Her eyes at all tHe otHers also sHe !s tHe cutest Human.
FF: Deuce !s cool too tHougH He's really n!ce too even tHougH H!s matespr!t !s sort of b!tcHy.
VP: ____[] Hey The ghoulia girl is acTually kinda preTTee.
FF: :D
VP: ____[] Clawdeen's preTTee cool Too.
VP: ____[] Dude I don'T know how I feel abouT This show buT aT leasT The graphics are nice.
VP: ____[] Wow I don'T really like This Frankie girl?
FF: No sHe annoys me a l!ttle
FF: well not annoys but sHe's proably tHe most bor!ng.
VP: ____[] Well aT leasT This sad song is nice.
FF: AltHougH sHe's better !n some of tHe sHorts?
FF: HaHaHaHa you l!ke tHe sad song?
VP: ____[] Well iT's noT THAT nice buT iT fiTs.
VP: ____[] I'm only lisTening To The guiTar.
FF: Are you a mus!cal person?
VP: ____[] I guess you would say so.
VP: ____[] Oh man I don'T really like This cheerleading song.
FF: ! tr!ed learn!ng tHe gu!tar for a b!t but !t was a b!t too ma!nstream for me-
FF: Nooooo! THe cHeerlead!ng song !s tHe FR!GHT SONG.
FF: THat !s tHe monster H!gH THEME.
VP: ____[] WhaT?
VP: ____[] The drop dead gorgeous Thing?
VP: ____[] oh her fooT.
FF: Yes !t's tHe song tHat plays at tHe start.
FF: ((*human high))
VP: ____[] Wow I really don'T give a shiT abouT This black-haired girl.
FF: Are you st!ll talk!ng about Frank!e?
VP: ____[] Yeah.
VP: ____[] Now she's...
VP: ____[] Why is everyone dressed fancy?
VP: ____[] Why The fuck is she singing?
FF: YeaH sHe's pretty lame but ! do k!nd of l!ke tHat song HaHa.
VP: ____[] oh she was imagining iT.
FF: YeaH tHere's your guy.
VP: ____[] Hey I like his eyes.
FF: Do you want to spend an etern!ty star!ng !nto tHem
FF: ! do a b!t but !'d get turned to stone :(
VP: ____[] ThaT would be nice buT I don'T wanT To Turn inTo sTone.
FF: Apparently tHere !sn't a type of Human tHat turns people to stone !n real l!fe by tHe way.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] ThaT's a piTee.
FF: ! know r!gHt? ! tHougHt !t would be cool.
VP: ____[] Wow aT leasT she likes The hoT guy.
VP: ____[] OTherwise I don'T care abouT her aT all.
FF: Pretty mucH everytH!ng !n tH!s sHow turned out to be made up actually aprat from H!gH scHool H!gH scHool !s a real tH!ng ! Hear.
VP: ____[] Aw ThaT's sad.
VP: ____[] I hoped humans would be more fucking inTeresTing.
VP: ____[] EW.
VP: ____[] EW SHE LIKES JUSTIN BIEBER.
VP: ____[] Man she fucked up bad.
FF: ! know r!gHt Just!n Be!ber sucks.
FF: OH no Here we go w!tH anotHer dumb b!t of sad mus!c.
VP: ____[] Yup I don'T like The song I jusT like The guiTar.
VP: ____[] How did she geT fucking VITER in?
VP: ____[] Or The human equivalenT of Troll jusTin bieber.
VP: ____[] Man he sucks ass...
FF: Doesn't He just.
VP: ____[] "Swaggie" and all of ThaT shiT.
VP: ____[] Ew.
FF: ! l!ke folk mus!c to be Honest but ! l!ke some types of s!lly pop l!ke TH!S SONG but not l!ke just!n be!ber.
FF: Or tHat awful He!ress s!nger.
VP: ____[] Oh gods I'm finally done and I sTill don'T give a single shiT abouT The main characTer.
FF: But some of tHe otHers are cool r!gHt?
VP: ____[] Uh yeah.
VP: ____[] Gorgon's sTill coolesT Though.
FF: D!d you actually or are you just Humor!ng me
VP: ____[] WhaT?
VP: ____[] Gorgon's cool because of his eyes.
VP: ____[] BuT if you're Talking abouT characTers.
VP: ____[] I acTually like The Cleo girl in This one To an exTenT.
VP: ____[] And The wolf girl.
VP: ____[] Jeez I goT Through ThaT whole fucking episode.
FF: ! meant to say d!d you actually H!m H!m sorry.
VP: ____[] Did I acTually him him...?
VP: ____[] WhaT.
FF: *Actually l!ke H!m
FF: Wow am ! turn!ng !nto Bob!
VP: ____[] I dunno he seemed like a cool dude.
VP: ____[] BuT This is only The sTarT righT.
FF: ! l!ke GHoul!a and Deuce best and also Draculara
FF: Well tHere are mult!ple vers!on of tHe start but?? Pretty mucH yes.
VP: ____[] WhaT?
VP: ____[] There are mulTiple versions of The sTarT?
VP: ____[] How The fuck does ThaT work?
FF: Ok well bas!cally! THey made tHat spec!al we just watcHed after season one Had a!red.
FF: And !t actually contr!cted a lot of wHat we see !n season one l!ke Draculara and Clawndeen weren't on tHe fear team and also tHe way Frank!e jo!ns !s d!fferent!
FF: But !t's not mass!vely d!fferent.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] So The firsT episode is acTually shorTer?
VP: ____[] Jesus.
FF: THey're usually just f!ve m!nutes ! just wanted you to get tHe FULL EXPER!ENCE.
-- fatalisticFortune [FF] ceased pestering vehementPundit [VP] at 12:09 --
-- fatalisticFortune [FF] changed their mood to ECSTATIC --
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] Well iT wasn'T bad.
-- fatalisticFortune [FF] began pestering vehementPundit [VP] at 12:09 --
VP: ____[] Oh well iT wasn'T bad.
FF: THat's good! PerHaps we can watcH more of !t maybe even Teen T!tans or tHat one we!rd an!me Bob! talked about
VP: ____[] Oh I waTched a liTTle of Teen TiTans.
VP: ____[] When I was a loT younger.
FF: ! really l!ke Teen T!tans! !t !s so great ! tH!nk my favour!te !s Starf!re.
VP: ____[] Oh... hm.
VP: ____[] Who did I like.
VP: ____[] Raven.
FF: YeaH Raven was pretty cool too! Wow wHat a good sHow.
VP: ____[] I can'T believe I'm sTill waTching This show.
FF: You're watcH!ng more Human H!gH???
VP: ____[] Yes...
VP: ____[] The fucking Themesong is sTuck in my head.
VP: ____[] Jesus fucking chrisT.
FF: Yes tHe tHeme tune grows on you a lot.
VP: ____[] Woah Cleo's house is rad.
FF: WH!cH ep!sode are you on
VP: ____[] Episode 20?
FF: Have you watcHed 20 ep!sodes oH my god
VP: ____[] Uh.
VP: ____[] ... No.
VP: ____[] I skipped...
FF: Are you just cl!ck!ng tHe ones w!tH Cleo
VP: ____[] I dunno.
VP: ____[] I acTually kind of like The Jackson guy.
VP: ____[] I mean he's a huge nerd buT sTill.
FF: ! prefer Holt Holt !s cool.
VP: ____[] The DJ guy?
VP: ____[] He's okay.
FF: Yes tHe DJ guy! Swooooon.
VP: ____[] Jackson is The DJ guy isn'T he.
VP: ____[] Yeah he is.
FF: Are you spo!l!ng yourself?
FF: Season two Has actual cont!nu!ty you Have to watcH !t !n ooooooorder.
VP: ____[] No I jusT finished an episode where he goT revealed.
VP: ____[] This Abby girl is cool.
VP: ____[] I connecT wiTh her on a spiriTual level.
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha ha ha.
FF: Sounds !ntense.
VP: ____[] InTense?
VP: ____[] Anyway I Think I'm done wiTh This show for now.
VP: ____[] Before The addicTion geTs any worse.
VP: ____[] Gods.
FF: ! was tH!nk!ng Glac!s would be Ab! for tHe obv!ous reasons
FF: Add!ct!on? EHaHaHaHa.
VP: ____[] Glacis?
VP: ____[] Nah... he isn'T like Abi.
VP: ____[] Nowhere close.
FF: Well !ce and snow and stuff ! guess?
VP: ____[] No... you wouldn'T undersTand.
VP: ____[] I do noT connecT wiTh Glacis on a spiriTual level he sucks.
FF: Aw ! tH!nk He's pretty ok!
VP: ____[] Aww poor baby.
FF: ?
VP: ____[] Abi cried. :-(
FF: OH yeaH poor tH!ng.
FF: ! l!ke Ab! a lot actually sHe's funny.
VP: ____[] FUCK I SAID I WAS DONE WITH THIS SHOW.
VP: ____[] GOD DAMMIT.
VP: ____[] UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.
VP: ____[] OKAY I'M GOING TO CHANGE THE FUCKING SUBJECT.
FF: HaHaHaHaHa.
VP: ____[] You said you like folk music.
FF: ! do! Mostly tHe protesty type or
VP: ____[] The proTesTee Teepe...?
VP: ____[] Sorry.
VP: ____[] T y p e.
FF: tHe occas!onal romant!c one sHusH.
FF: YeaH l!ke songs about tHe world!
VP: ____[] ... Fuck I waTched anoTher episode.
VP: ____[] Well romanTic songs are nice, iT's True.
FF: ! tr!ed wr!t!ng some once but ! don't tH!nk ! was all tHat great at !t mostly because
FF: well you know. 6 sweeps old HaHa.
VP: ____[] You're 6 sweeps old.
FF: Yes.
VP: ____[] Oh, gods.
VP: ____[] Well.
FF: Wa!t How old are you are you a lot older
VP: ____[] NoT like ThaT wasn'T expecTed since There's only 12 of us lefT.
VP: ____[] I'm 7 sweeps old.
FF: OH tHat's not so bad! Some of tHe Humans are l!ke 8 sweeps ! tH!nk.
FF: We weren't completely sure but yeaH.
VP: ____[] Oh?
VP: ____[] Don'T They have some kind of weird differenT counTing sysTem Though.
FF: Yes me and Bob! attempted a convers!on based on some guesswork? !t could eas!ly be wrong tHougH.
FF: Apparently ! am around 14 !n Human years!
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] How old does ThaT make me.
VP: ____[] Haha are you even old enough To go To human high.
FF: !'m not sure let me ask And!.
VP: ____[] Andi.
VP: ____[] Who's ThaT.
FF: !M. My cl!ent!
FF: Apparently tHey start at 13-14 so ! would totally be old enougH! Yeeeeees.
VP: ____[] Well ThaT's good for you.
VP: ____[] I guess ThaT means I would be old enough Too, haha.
VP: ____[] Though my TuTor was really awesome I loved her.
VP: ____[] I mean.
VP: ____[] She was a really greaT TuTor, yeah.
VP: ____[] Sorry The human language Thing is geTTing To me.
FF: Wow !t sounds l!ke you really adm!red Her tHat's n!ce my tutors all sucked but ! don't tH!nk we usually get very good tutors
VP: ____[] Yeah she was a very good TuTor.
VP: ____[] Yeah I really... admired her. She was awesome.
VP: ____[] Wouldn'T be here wiThouT her To be honesT.
VP: ____[] Anyway I Think we're done.
FF: OH are we?
VP: ____[] I'll... probably end up waTching more human high.
VP: ____[] I have To go find my spriTe.
FF: Fa!r enougH actually ! need to collect more gr!st so Glac!s can bu!ld!
VP: ____[] Oh by The way folk music is preTTee nice as well.
FF: Enjoy Human H!gH!
FF: (You're gett!ng better at tH!s be!ng n!ce tH!ng.)
VP: ____[] Thanks.
VP: ____[] ThaT was a legiTimaTe sTaTemenT Though I lisTen To a loT of music.
VP: ____[] AlrighT, bye.
-- vehementPundit [VP] ceased pestering fatalisticFortune [FF] at 13:09 --
VP: ____[] Yeah I'm jusT confirming sTuff you know.
VP: ____[] Because iT's noT everyday ThaT you geT To see a demon in a dead body.
OP: ((★))ACTUALLY IT IS A RATHER COMMON OCCURANCE.
OP: ((★))BUT I SUPPOSE NOT AT THIS PRESENT POINT, NO.
OP: ((★))WHAT IS YOUR INTEREST EXACTLY?
VP: ____[] Of course I'm inTeresTed.
VP: ____[] I'm one of your hosT's coplayers.
VP: ____[] And we need as many fucking people To win This.
VP: ____[] BuT you know.
VP: ____[] Your hosT is dead.
VP: ____[] And ThaT's a huge fucking problem.
OP: ((★))MY HOST IS NOT VERY USEFUL, TO BE FRANK.
OP: ((★))SAVE FOR THE FACT THAT MY SOUL IS BOUND TO HIS, THIS SEEMS A MORE PRACTICAL SOLUTION.
VP: ____[] So you're saying ThaT... "Agriel"... is more useful when you are in his body. As compared To when "THE Agriel" is in his body.
OP: ((★))CORRECT. BUT COMPARITIVELY, THIS ONE WILL ALSO DIE SOON.
OP: ((★))I CANNOT PROPERLY EXIST WITHOUT MY HOST. I AM AWARE OF THIS. AS WAS HE.
VP: ____[] Hm.
VP: ____[] Well ThaT's clearly a problem.
VP: ____[] So if noThing happens soon.
VP: ____[] You're going To die and we basically lose "Agriel" permanenTly.
OP: ((★))CORRECT.
VP: ____[] I mean we already losT THE Agriel buT we're going To lose you Too.
OP: ((★))THAT IS CORRECT.
VP: ____[] So do you know anyThing we can do To.
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] Keep you alive or someThing.
OP: ((★))I BELIEVE THERE IS SOME PLANE OF EXISTANCE WHERE HE MUST BE. ELSE I WOULD TRULY BE DEAD BY NOW.
OP: ((★))BEYOND THAT, I AM UNAWARE.
VP: ____[] Hm.
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] ThaT's... peculiar.
OP: ((★))I AGREE. I AM RATHER IN SHOCK MYSELF.
OP: ((★))NOT THAT I AM COMPLAINING.
VP: ____[] Would you raTher die Than sTay alive?
OP: ((★))MY HOST WOULD HAVE WISHED THAT. BUT I MYSELF WOULD PREFER NOT TO.
OP: ((★))I BELIEVE I MAY HAVE HAD A FEW CENTURIES YET IF THERE WAS A WAY TO UNBIND ME FROM HIM.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] So why are you gonna die if you're in your hosT's body?
VP: ____[] WhaT is iT almosT dead or someThing.
OP: ((★))MY HOST WAS CRUSHED BY A LARGE METEOR.
VP: ____[] Oh.
OP: ((★))I HAVE RE-ASSEMBLED HIM TO SOME EXTENT.
VP: ____[] Reassembled him.
VP: ____[] So he broke.
OP: ((★))IT TAKES A GREAT DEAL OF ENERGY TO REND TOGETHER SHATTERED BONE. YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED.
OP: ((★))BEFORE I JUST HAD TO THROW A FEW PUNCHES OR THROW SOME MORTAL ASS ACROSS THE ROOM. CREATING AN APPEARANCE OF LIVING OUT OF A BROKEN THING IS NOT EXACTLY MY FORTE.
OP: ((★))IT IS... A LOT OF EFFORT, SO TO SPEAK.
VP: ____[] Throw some morTal ass! Hahahahaha!
VP: ____[] I'll probably like you more Than your hosT.
OP: ((★))LIKELY. HE REQUIRES MY SERVICE OVERMUCH.
OP: ((★))HOWEVER, I CANNOT PROPERLY FUNCTION WITHOUT HIM.
OP: ((★))IT IS AN IMPASSE.
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] In The lasT PanTheon, There was a player who could revive oThers.
VP: ____[] The Sylph of Life.
VP: ____[] I don'T know if we have one This Time round.
OP: ((★))A PLAYER OF LIFE?
OP: ((★))YES, PERHAPS THAT SHOULD BE SOUGHT AFTER.
VP: ____[] Hm.
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] How long more do you have.
VP: ____[] To live ThaT is.
OP: ((★))PRESENTLY? I AM UNSURE.
OP: ((★))LOGICALLY I SHOULD NOT BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW.
OP: ((★))I ASSUME IT IS THE "GAME"'S DOING.
OP: ((★))BUT I AM UNSURE HOW.
VP: ____[] So you're alive as long as THE Agriel is... somehow alive.
OP: ((★))CORRECT.
OP: ((★))BUT I CANNOT SEE HOW HE COULD HAVE SURVIVED THE CRASH. I DO NOT EVEN FEEL HIS PRESENCE.
VP: ____[] Hm.
OP: ((★))PERHAPS YOU MAY HAVE SOME NOTION TO THE INNER WORKINGS OF THIS GAME?
VP: ____[] Inner workings of This game?
VP: ____[] I don'T know much of iT for now.
VP: ____[] I would call for a memo To geT more informaTion.
OP: ((★))YOU ARE IN A SIMILAR POSITION TO OTHERS I HAVE SPOKEN TO.
OP: ((★))BUT I SUPPOSE THAT IS NATURAL.
VP: ____[] Well, okay.
VP: ____[] I'm on a planeT by myself.
VP: ____[] I doubT you're here.
VP: ____[] WhaT does The place you're on look like.
OP: ((★))THERE IS A LOT OF MUD. AND DYING FOLIAGE.
OP: ((★))AND FOG.
OP: ((★))I SEE NO SENTIENT BEINGS.
OP: ((★))THERE WAS A BLACK THING ONCE BUT I TORE IT IN HALF.
OP: ((★))IT OFFENDED ME.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] Yeah I've been killing Those Too.
VP: ____[] I feel ya.
VP: ____[] They are preTTee offensive.
VP: ____[] Dude.
VP: ____[] I can'T call you Agriel because There's THE Agriel.
VP: ____[] Do you acTually have a name.
VP: ____[] Will demon do.
OP: ((★))NOT THAT I CAN RECALL.
VP: ____[] Or is ThaT offensive.
OP: ((★))I WAS THE MINION.
VP: ____[] ...
VP: ____[] ThaT's fucking hilarious.
VP: ____[] Oh my god.
OP: ((★))THIS ONE WOULD PREFER ANOTHER TITLE.
VP: ____[] Sorry.
VP: ____[] Oh.
OP: ((★))YOU SHOULD BE.
VP: ____[] Yeah okay I won'T call you minion.
VP: ____[] Will demon do.
OP: ((★))DEMON IS ACCEPTABLE.
VP: ____[] Okay.
VP: ____[] So. Demon.
VP: ____[] WhaT has THE Agriel "lefT you To do"?
VP: ____[] You menTioned ThaT There were Thinks To do in his absence.
OP: ((★))YOU MEAN OTHER THAN RE-ASSEMBLE HIS CORPSE AND FIGURE OUT BASIC MOTOR SKILLS FOR YOUR SPECIES?
OP: ((★))I ASSUME YOU AND YOURS WERE BROUGHT HERE WITH PURPOSE.
VP: ____[] ... Uh, yes.
OP: ((★))THAT SHOULD BE SOUGHT FIRST AND FOREMOST.
VP: ____[] How are you going To geT The game going wiTh a body like... ThaT.
VP: ____[] I mean your bones are shaTTered righT.
OP: ((★))CORRECT. I AM USING MOST OF MY ENERGIES TO HOLD THEM TOGETHER SO THAT I MAY MANEUVER.
OP: ((★))THIS WEAKENS ME AND WILL LIKELY BRING ME CLOSER TO MY DEMISE SHOULD I PUSH MY LUCK.
OP: ((★))BUT I WOULD RATHER NOT SIMPLY LIE AROUND.
VP: ____[] Huh.
VP: ____[] Maybe I could geT... over There.
VP: ____[] Somehow.
VP: ____[] And help you.
VP: ____[] My planeT is virTually indesTrucTible anyway.
OP: ((★))HOW WOULD YOU PROPOSE?
OP: ((★))I CANNOT FATHOM WAYS FOR YOU TO ASSIST, MORTAL.
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] We probably can Travel from planeT To planeT... somehow.
VP: ____[] IT would be incredibly sTupid if we only sTayed on one ThroughouT The whole game.
VP: ____[] I mean There's only me and These weirdass monsTers here.
VP: ____[] And gianT golem Things.
OP: ((★))PECULIAR.
VP: ____[] So we can probably hop around.
OP: ((★))I SUPPOSE DISCOVERING A MEANS OF TRANSPORT TO OTHER AREAS WOULD BE A BOON.
VP: ____[] IT would be.
OP: ((★))AND WOULD PROBABLY BRING WHATEVER PURPOSE OF YOUR PARTY'S BEING HERE CLOSER.
VP: ____[] Yeah so ThaT being said.
VP: ____[] If I can figure ouT a way To geT To your planeT.
VP: ____[] I could.
VP: ____[] Move you around.
VP: ____[] And you could reserve your energies for someThing else.
VP: ____[] You know like "Throwing morTal ass."
VP: ____[] JusT ThaT insTead you Throw Those black Things insTead.
OP: ((★))MOVE ME AROUND?
VP: ____[] Yeah.
OP: ((★))IN WHAT SENSE OF THE TERM? I CANNOT INHABIT ANOTHER HOST.
VP: ____[] IT'll be incredibly gross I'll basically be carrying a corpse.
VP: ____[] God.
VP: ____[] s.
OP: ((★))WELL I'M HOLDING A CORPSE TOGETHER
OP: ((★))I IMAGINE THE ACTION IS SIMILAR.
OP: ((★))AS IS THE SENTIMENT.
VP: ____[] No buT you're holding The corpse like.
VP: ____[] From inside.
VP: ____[] I dunno.
VP: ____[] Aren'T you a demon.
OP: ((★))THAT MEANS I'M TOUCHING DEAD INSIDES.
OP: ((★))CORRECT.
VP: ____[] Isn'T Touching dead Things normal To you.
OP: ((★))THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO ENJOY IT.
VP: ____[] Well To be honesT I've Touched plenTee of dead Things Too.
OP: ((★))I MUCH PREFER A LIVE HOST.
OP: ((★))THIS SEEMS BENEATH ME.
VP: ____[] I see.
VP: ____[] How did you geT sTuck wiTh This shiTTee THE Agriel anyway.
OP: ((★))A MAYJIK HAG SUMMONED ME TO KILL HIM.
VP: ____[] A mayjik.
VP: ____[] WaiT buT if he dies won'T you die Too.
VP: ____[] WhaT The hell.
OP: ((★))THIS WAS BEFORE I WAS BOUND TO HIM.
OP: ((★))ANOTHER DID THAT.
OP: ((★))TO PREVENT ME FROM DESTROYING HIM.
VP: ____[] Oh so.
VP: ____[] There's Two people involved in This.
VP: ____[] I mean. OTher Than THE Agriel.
OP: ((★))THE ONE WHO PERFORMED THE BINDING IS LIKELY DEAD.
OP: ((★))AS IS THE HAG.
VP: ____[] Oh so The hag is The one who summoned you.
OP: ((★))CORRECT.
VP: ____[] ...
VP: ____[] ShiTTee lowbloods I assume.
VP: ____[] Sigh.
VP: ____[] Your hosT has a lously blood colour.
VP: ____[] Well iT's beTTer Than geTTing aTTached To a shiTblood.
OP: ((★))I AM NOT QUITE VERSED IN THE WAYS OF THE BLOOD FETISH OF YOUR SPECIES.
VP: ____[] Oh.
OP: ((★))I AM AWARE MY HOST WAS OF MIDDLE CLASS, BUT THAT IS ALL I KNOW.
VP: ____[] Basically The lower you are on The hemospecTrum The shiTTier your life is.
VP: ____[] You're in The middle.
VP: ____[] So you goT an average life.
OP: ((★))WHAT CLASSIFIES AS "SHITTEE" EXACTLY?
VP: ____[] ShiTT y.
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] You live in a Tiny liTTle house and everyone haTes you.
VP: ____[] And you jusT suck as a person.
OP: ((★))I MEANT COLOR, BUT ALL RIGHT.
OP: ((★))I AM AWARE OF THE DEFINITION OF SHITTY.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] The colour.
VP: ____[] AnyThing below yours really.
OP: ((★))YOU ARE NOT BEING DEFINITE.
VP: ____[] RusT is The worsT.
VP: ____[] RusT To yellow.
OP: ((★))REDBLOODS, THEN.
VP: ____[] Generally.
VP: ____[] Yeah.
OP: ((★))WARMER COLORS THEN.
OP: ((★))I COMPREHEND NOW.
VP: ____[] Yep.
OP: ((★))I SUPPOSE THAT MAKES SENSE, IF THEY GO ABOUT HARASSING SPIRITS TO DO THEIR DIRTYWORK.
VP: ____[] Mhm yeah.
VP: ____[] They suck ass.
VP: ____[] AT leasT highbloods don'T fuck wiTh The dead.
OP: ((★))IN THE LITERAL OR METAPHORICAL SENSE?
OP: ((★))THIS SUCKING OF ASS.
VP: ____[] ...
VP: ____[] MeTaphorical.
OP: ((★))BECAUSE THAT IS RATHER FOUL.
OP: ((★))OH ALL RIGHT.
OP: ((★))THEY ARE NOT AS BAD AS THAT THEN.
VP: ____[] Some of Them probably have Though.
VP: ____[] LiTerally.
OP: ((★))WHAT STRANGE BEINGS.
VP: ____[] They can'T even do Their own sTuff.
VP: ____[] They're so weak and cowardly ThaT They have To boTher The dead To fulfill Things for Them.
VP: ____[] Highbloods, on The oTher hand. Highbloods!
OP: ((★))AH.
VP: ____[] We do our own sTuff.
VP: ____[] ThaT's why There's The hierarchy esTablished.
OP: ((★))SO WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF GREENBLOODS THEN?
VP: ____[] Can you imagine if Those shiTTee lowbloods were aT The Top? All of you demons, spiriTs and all will have To do The dirTee work!
VP: ____[] The greenbloods?
OP: ((★))YES.
VP: ____[] They're jusT There To work. UnforTunaTely.
VP: ____[] Middle-income workers.
OP: ((★))THAT IS NOT SO BAD.
VP: ____[] Average life.
OP: ((★))PERHAPS I SHOULD MOTIVATE MY HOST A BIT MORE. HE IS PRONE TO DOING LITTLE.
VP: ____[] Yeah you should if he ever comes back To life.
OP: ((★))IF HE CAN BE RETURNED TO LIFE.
VP: ____[] I jusT said ThaT.
VP: ____[] Anyway.
VP: ____[] This fucking dipshiT...
VP: ____[] NoT you.
VP: ____[] You're noT a dipshiT.
OP: ((★))THANK YOU.
VP: ____[] I wouldn'T call a demon a dipshiT don'T worry you're a ToTally cool guy.
VP: ____[] This fucking server...
VP: ____[] AlrighT.
VP: ____[] We'll Talk laTer.
VP: ____[] I'll see if I can geT anyThing ouT of This useless shiT.
VP: ____[] Why The hell is There a WALL in The middle of my hive holy fucking shiT.
OP: ((★))GOOD LUCK WITH INTERROGATING THIS USELESS EXCUSE FOR LIFE THEN.
VP: ____[] Uh.
VP: ____[] NoT exacTly useless excuse for life.
VP: ____[] He's noT ThaT bad.
VP: ____[] JusT a shiThead.
OP: ((★))THAT HAS YET TO BE SEEN, MORTAL.
OP: ((★))FAREWELL.
VP: ____[] Bye.
-- occultPrisoner [OP] ceased pestering vehementPundit [VP] at 12:54 --
-- incisiveMiscreant [IM] began pestering vehementPundit [VP] at 10:14 --
IM: Please don't be an idiot or someone who is deluded.
VP: ____[] Are you a Troll or are you human.
VP: ____[] And are you acTually in The game.
VP: ____[] OTherwise I don'T wanT To have anyThing To do wiTh you.
IM: First answer, human. Second answer, yes. Third response, well aren't you special you little jizz plug.
VP: ____[] Jizz plug.
VP: ____[] WhaT The acTual fuck is ThaT.
VP: ____[] BuT yes, I am special and so are you and you are so fucking lucky To be Chosen and you beTTer respecT ThaT.
IM: I do not give respect freely. Such a thing is supposed to be earned. You have a highly inflated ego, don't you?
VP: ____[] I.
VP: ____[] Never.
VP: ____[] Asked.
VP: ____[] You.
VP: ____[] To.
VP: ____[] RespecT.
VP: ____[] Me.
VP: ____[] ThaT's jusT a given.
VP: ____[] I asked you To respecT The facT ThaT you're CHOSEN you dipshiT.
IM: That's just a given? That seems very presumptious. And your phrasing was strange.
VP: ____[] "you are so fucking lucky To be Chosen and you beTTer respecT ThaT."
VP: ____[] IS THAT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND.
IM: You're obsessing over something very small.
IM: Are you a petty person who has strong insecurities?
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha ha.
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
IM: I don't see a source of amusement.
IM: My question was sincere.
VP: ____[] IT WAS SARCASTIC LAUGHTER YOU ASSHAT.
VP: ____[] I do NOT have sTrong insecuriTies THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH.
IM: You should use the sarcasm symbol to convey that.
IM: You're also very defensive about many things.
VP: ____[] There.
VP: ____[] Is.
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] Sarcasm.
VP: ____[] Symbol.
VP: ____[] OF COURSE I'M DEFENSIVE ABOUT MANY THINGS YOU JUST SAID I'M INSECURE WHICH I'M FUCKING NOT!
IM: Okay, it is commonly known as an irony mark, but it's also used to notify of sarcasm.
IM: ؟
IM: Also, defensiveness can be a sign of denial.
VP: ____[] I.
VP: ____[] Can'T fucking believe you.
VP: ____[] We've been Talking for 10 minuTes. 10 FUCKING MINUTES.
VP: ____[] AND YOU'RE ALREADY CALLING ME "INSECURE."
VP: ____[] HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
VP: ____[] WAY TO JUMP THE GUN.
IM: I asked if you were insecure and your response was suspiciously like denial.
VP: ____[] I WAS LAUGHING AT HOW YOU JUMPED THE GUN SO QUICKLY.
VP: ____[] FOR THE FUCKING PANTHEON.
IM: Why didn't you make that clarification sooner? That would have saved us these ten minutes.
VP: ____[] I ThoughT you were fucking smarT enough To geT ThaT buT looks like you aren'T.
IM: I don't recall mind reading to be a sign of intelligence.
IM: Unless that's a troll thing.
IM: If that's the case, my server is extremely intelligent.
VP: ____[] Your server.
VP: ____[] Who was your server.
IM: Why does that catch your interest?
VP: ____[] We're all fellow co-players why wouldn'T I be fucking inTeresTed.
IM: I suppose you have a point, but I remain skeptical. I am under the impression that you are not trustworthy.
IM: Plus,
IM: you're a giant dickwad.
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha ha ha yeah whaTever I don'T fucking care.
VP: ____[] I hope you Think "Man, I should have TrusTed ThaT dickwad" when you're lying on your fucking GRAVE.
IM: Was that sarcastic laughter again?
VP: ____[] My laughTer is almosT always sarcasTic.
IM: That's kind of sad.
VP: ____[] No, noT really, iT's more sad ThaT you make me laugh so much.
IM: I don't follow your reasoning.
VP: ____[] I usually don'T laugh so much in a conversaTion.
IM: Well, I suppose my evidence is based on one brief encounter, so I can't say much beyond you seem very sarcastic to me you miniature butt slime.
VP: ____[] "MiniaTure buTT slime."
VP: ____[] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
VP: ____[] ThaT was genuine laughTer.
VP: ____[] Wow like ThaT's The besT insulT you have.
VP: ____[] Oh my fucking gods.
IM: Your conclusion is reached hastily, but I must agree that that is one of my favorites.
VP: ____[] Yeah and your conclusion abouT me being "heavily insecure" was reached REALLY FUCKING HASTILY.
IM: I didn't say you were, I merely asked and pointed out that you seemed defensive and in denial about it.
IM: Which, you still are.
IM: Which is more evidence that you could be.
VP: ____[] Oh come ON.
VP: ____[] If you even asked me in The firsT place iT means you were FUCKING CONSIDERING IT.
IM: Well, yes, it's a possibility.
IM: Just like it's a possibility that you are a stale little fucktard.
VP: ____[] STale liTTle fuckTard.
VP: ____[] WhaT does ThaT even mean.
VP: ____[] "STale liTTle fuckTard." Oh my fucking gods.
VP: ____[] I can'T Take your insulTs seriously.
IM: It's rather annoying to use more proper words for insults.
IM: Especially since so few can understand them.
IM: Plus, those are more fun.
VP: ____[] Mmm yeah whaTever.
VP: ____[] Oh, I jusT realised.
VP: ____[] You.
VP: ____[] I haven'T goTTen your name.
IM: It's impolite to ask a name before giving your own.
IM: But anyways, my name is Andi.
VP: ____[] Andi.
VP: ____[] Male or female.
IM: Female of course!
IM: Well, I guess it is a unisex name.
IM: But I would hope I gave the impression in my typing!
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] I don'T know you were being way Too much of a shiThead for me To Tell.
VP: ____[] BuT in any case.
VP: ____[] I'm Seimos.
VP: ____[] Troll, obviously.
IM: Ah, yes, I had gathered by your use of symbols and your, er, "quirk", as it's called.
VP: ____[] You're aware of quirks. Impressive.
IM: I don't see how that's impressive. It was mentioned offhand by another troll.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] NoT impressive Then.
VP: ____[] I Take ThaT back.
IM: Alright, noted.
IM: I suppose I should ask to be on the safe side. Male or female?
VP: ____[] Hahaha!
VP: ____[] WhaT do you fucking Think.
IM: My assumption is male, but you could also be a very abrasive female, or perhaps troll genders and sexes vary differently than human genders and sexes.
IM: I don't know why I didn't think to ask one of the others I spoke with. Although one of them is clearly insane.
VP: ____[] Yes I'm fucking male.
VP: ____[] Who's insane.
IM: Er, I didn't get his name. OP?
IM: The one who types in a green shade similar to mine.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] Haven'T Talked To ThaT weirdo yeT Then.
IM: Well, fair warning. Apparently he claims that he could have killed us all by now if he wanted.
IM: I was amused by such a bluff.
VP: ____[] Huh.
VP: ____[] An greenblood killing everyone... ha!
VP: ____[] WhaT a joke. :-)
IM: A greenblood? I don't understand this concept. Is that a way of calling him a coward?
IM: Humans use the term "yellow-bellied" sometimes for coward.
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] You guys don'T have The fucking hemospecTrum, do you?
VP: ____[] WhaT a piTee.
VP: ____[] I guess I should explain ThaT To you.
VP: ____[] Wow I can'T believe I'm being so nice.
VP: ____[] Tell me.
VP: ____[] WhaT color is your blood.
IM: Oh, so trolls have a variation of blood colors? Interesting. Humans have red.
VP: ____[] Yes.
VP: ____[] VariaTion of blood colour.
VP: ____[] The lower you are on The specTrum The shiTTier a person you are.
VP: ____[] RusT's aT The boTTom.
IM: So is this the spectrum of colors that is similar to a human's version of a spectrum? As in red-orange-yellow-green-blue-violet?
VP: ____[] Uh... yeah.
VP: ____[] Teerian's aT The Top.
VP: ____[] Teerian.
VP: ____[] T Y R I A N.
VP: ____[] ThaT's The heiress and The empress' blood colour.
VP: ____[] Don'T belong To anyone else.
VP: ____[] They rule over AlTernia so yeah.
VP: ____[] Well like.
VP: ____[] The heiress will Take over The empress when she dies.
VP: ____[] BuT AlTernia's gone now so who knows whaT The hell she's doing.
VP: ____[] We don'T even know if The heiress is here.
VP: ____[] Where are you.
VP: ____[] WhaTever I'm going To keep Talking I'm bored.
IM: I see... In any case, how in the world do you even know what someone's blood color is? Is there some sort of way to monitor such a thing?
VP: ____[] TexT colour.
VP: ____[] Duh.
VP: ____[] Or you cuT Them or make Them cry.
VP: ____[] Anyway yeah.
VP: ____[] The closer your blood is To T yrian The more respecTed you are.
VP: ____[] Or aT leasT you are SUPPOSED TO BE because some people don'T give enough FUCKING RESPECT.
IM: Oh, you type in your blood color? Well that's very interesting.
IM: I think, then, the girl I spoke with was closer to a rust color. But she was highly intelligent.
VP: ____[] Highly inTelligenT.
VP: ____[] RighT.
VP: ____[] Okay, some of Them are.
VP: ____[] "SmarT."
VP: ____[] BuT you have To undersTand. HemospecTrum poliTics.
VP: ____[] In Terms of power The highbloods are a loT sTronger and capable.
VP: ____[] The lowbloods Tend To have weirdass psychic powers.
VP: ____[] Incredibly useful.
VP: ____[] BuT aT The same Time They're more prone To being aTTacked by These powers.
VP: ____[] Highbloods on The oTher hand are more resisTanT.
VP: ____[] So naTurally a hierarchy forms.
IM: I see, that's rather interesting.
IM: So you don't have any psychic powers then?
VP: ____[] I don'T.
VP: ____[] BuT I''m a hell load more physically sTrong.
VP: ____[] JusT naTurally.
IM: Well, I suppose either one would be quite useful in the game.
IM: Even so, considering the qualifications of the other players thus far, I'm resigned that we're all going to be doomed either way.
VP: ____[] We.
VP: ____[] Are.
VP: ____[] NoT.
VP: ____[] Going.
VP: ____[] TO BE DOOMED!
VP: ____[] WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS YOU SHITHEAD!
VP: ____[] IF WE DON'T WIN WHY AM I EVEN IN THIS GAME?!
VP: ____[] I wanT To win, YOU wanT To win EVERYONE WANTS TO WIN.
VP: ____[] I've waiTed all my fucking life To geT inTo This god damn game and you go off saying ThaT WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE DOOMED.
VP: ____[] BULLSHIT.
IM: You and the piss drinker are very sensistive about this topic.
VP: ____[] The piss drinker.
VP: ____[] Who's The piss drinker.
IM: MN. I don't know his name though. I'm his server player.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] He musT be a greaT guy Then.
VP: ____[] BuT yes.
VP: ____[] We are noT going To be doomed.
VP: ____[] You beTTer fucking believe This.
VP: ____[] The only reason why we're in This game.
VP: ____[] Is because we have To win.
IM: There is no evidence of that claim.
VP: ____[] WhhaT.
VP: ____[] You jusT wanT To die.
VP: ____[] A miserable deaTh?
VP: ____[] Fine.
IM: I don't want to, of course.
IM: But I don't see much hope for us.
VP: ____[] If you're noT going To be of any fucking use because you're jusT moping abouT how DOOMED we are you mighT as well jusT die.
IM: I would not waste time moping. That's impractical.
VP: ____[] ThaT's whaT you're doing righT now you asshaT.
IM: No, these are mere statements.
IM: I don't understand how you and the piss drinker can read emotion when I am merely being logical.
VP: ____[] "I'm resigned ThaT we're all going To be doomed eiTher way."
VP: ____[] ThaT sounds preTTee emoTional To me.
IM: I did not intend for it to be emotional, though.
IM: Perhaps there is a bias.
VP: ____[] Yeah I don'T really care abouT whaT you Think.
IM: Fair enough, I suppose.
VP: ____[] Hey.
VP: ____[] You Talked To OP, didn'T you.
IM: Yes, why?
VP: ____[] WhaT do you know.
VP: ____[] AbouT him.
IM: I suspect he suffers from a form of Dissociative Identity Disorder.
IM: Why do you ask?
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] You're unaware Then.
VP: ____[] Okay.
IM: Oh, so I am correct?
IM: I didn't expect to be, not so easily.
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] I jusT said you're unaware of someThing you dipshiT.
IM: Oh, apologies, I misread.
IM: I seem to be doing that quite a bit. In any case, what am I unaware of?
VP: ____[] You'll know laTer.
VP: ____[] IT's a Troll Thing.
IM: I don't understand. Is this perhaps one of the psychic powers I have misunderstood? Perhaps a manifistation of some sort?
VP: ____[] SomeThing like ThaT.
IM: Interesting.
IM: Did this manifestation threaten you, as well?
VP: ____[] ThreaTen me?
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] On The conTrary we're acTually geTTing along preTTee well.
IM: Oh.
IM: I see.
VP: ____[] Yeah alrighT.
VP: ____[] IT's funny This guy is acTually preTTee chill.
IM: Chill? Do you mean laid-back?
VP: ____[] NoT exacTly.
IM: That is not the impression I was given.
VP: ____[] JusT chill.
IM: Is that slang for cool? That's also slang, for the record.
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] BuT he is preTTee cool as well.
IM: He seemed highly unstable and extremely egotistical.
IM: I'm not surprised the two of you would get along.
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah so funny.
VP: ____[] If you didn'T know we're acTually discussing The game and solving problems.
IM: I was not trying to be amusing.
VP: ____[] Unlike you.
VP: ____[] You're jusT siTTing around saying how doomed we are and picking a fighT wiTh random players which is jusT incredibly sTupid.
IM: Oh? What problems would these be?
VP: ____[] Anyway I'm bored of you and This guy is cool so bye.
-- vehementPundit [VP] ceased pestering incisiveMiscreant [IM] at 12:16 --
-- vehementPundit [VP] began pestering fatalisticFortune [FF] at 10:15 --
VP: ____[] I assume you're The fucking sponge girl Then.
FF: THe sponge g!rl?
VP: ____[] You.
VP: ____[] PuT.
VP: ____[] A.
VP: ____[] Fucking.
VP: ____[] SPONGE.
VP: ____[] INTO YOUR SPRITE.
FF: ! was !n a Hurry!
VP: ____[] AND NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT THESE GOD DAMN WEIRDASS SHITHEADS THAT LOOK VAGUELY LIKE SPONGES.
FF: Also wHat does !t actually matter !sn't !t better ! d!dn't prototype sometH!ng really powerful?
FF: THey would probably look we!rd wHatever you put !n.
VP: ____[] Well They would look less weird if some of Them didn'T bloaT up when drowning in waTer.
FF: You never know tHe!r spongel!ke qual!t!es may be of some use to us !n tHe end
VP: ____[] Some use To us.
VP: ____[] WhaT.
VP: ____[] Oh, I know!
VP: ____[] We could jusT chop off liTTle parTs of Them To make sponges so ThaT we can clean The hive ThaT we WON'T EVEN USE ANYMORE!
FF: Hey !'m st!ll plann!ng on us!ng my H!ve as a sort of base of operat!ons and !t can't Hurt to keep tHe place t!dy.
-- fatalisticFortune [FF] changed their mood to DETESTFUL --
VP: ____[] RiiiiiiiighT.
VP: ____[] Anyway.
VP: ____[] Enough wiTh The god damn sponge Thing I'll pardon you on ThaT.
VP: ____[] Gods if we were on AlTernia I would have probably already fucking culled you.
FF: Wow tHat's so generous of you!
VP: ____[] IT is.
VP: ____[] You should Thank The gods ThaT you were fucking Chosen.
FF: ! don't know about tHat, tH!s Has been pretty sH!tty so far.
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] IT's a million Times beTTer Than being fucking DEAD.
FF: UgH, you're probably r!gHt tHere but !'m st!ll not exactly tHr!lled about tH!s s!tuat!on.
VP: ____[] Why noT.
VP: ____[] Why. NoT.
FF: ! don't know tHe desert !'m stuck !n !s really cold and unplesant also a lot of sort-of fr!ends ! Had on Altern!a m!gHt be dead also so !s my lusus and ! brougHt Her back as a gHostsponge but !t's not actually tHat great and
FF: OH MY GODS !M TYP!NG G!VE ME A MOMENT OK
FF: You took long enougH to reply to me are you tHat !mpat!ent
VP: ____[] For your informaTion yes, I am "THAT IMPATIENT."
VP: ____[] BuT.
VP: ____[] Uh.
VP: ____[] Don'T fucking mind The pushing iT's kind of jusT The way I am.
VP: ____[] Though iT would be.
VP: ____[] Very much fucking appreciaTed.
VP: ____[] If you replied ASAP.
FF: !'ll do my best ! suppose.
FF: All !'m say!ng !s don't you tH!nk you're be!ng sort of Hypocr!t!cal.
VP: ____[] HypocriTical.
VP: ____[] How.
VP: ____[] Am I being hypocriTical.
FF: Compla!n!ng about people tak!ng too long to reply wHen you take a wH!le yourself !s Hypocr!t!cal!
FF: Obv!ously.
FF: But wHatever ! suppose !t !sn't tHat !mportant.
VP: ____[] IT's wiThin my righTs To reply whenever and how I wanT you dipshiT.
VP: ____[] Don'T forgeT ThaT you're jusT a lowly pissblood.
FF: Hey ! got cHosen just tHe same as you and our wHole planet !s poss!bly ext!nct, How about you take you b!gotry elsewHere.
FF: THe Hemospectrum !s pretty mean!ngless !f tHere are less tHan twelve trolls Here.
VP: ____[] Even if There are less Than Twelve of us lefT.
VP: ____[] IT goes wiThouT saying ThaT I am a shiTload sTronger Than you.
FF: !s tHat really relevent tHougH tHere are lots of strong trolls out tHere and most of tHem d!dn't get cHosen tHey're all "FUCK!NG DEAD" as you put !t.
VP: ____[] Yeah ThaT's fully relevanT because I'm a purpleblood and I don'T have a fucking moirail.
VP: ____[] In oTher words: You're all fucked if I snap.
VP: ____[] Booyah. Down To The boTTom of The conversaTion.
FF: Wa!t are you actually tHreaten!ng to just k!ll us all
VP: ____[] I am noT ThreaTening To kill you all you dipshiT.
VP: ____[] I'm noT ThaT fucking dumb.
VP: ____[] I do acTually wanT To win This game.
VP: ____[] And iT's fucking impossible To win solo we'll need as much fucking ***USEFUL*** people as possible.
VP: ____[] My anger issues are someThing ThaT come wiTh my excellenT blood casTe.
VP: ____[] IT's unavoidable.
VP: ____[] Which means for The sake of our new universe.
VP: ____[] One of you guys.
VP: ____[] Has To moirail for me.
FF: Okay ! guess tHat mucH makes sense.
FF: WH!cH otHer trolls Have you spoken to.
VP: ____[] Hm.
VP: ____[] You.
VP: ____[] The glacier guy.
VP: ____[] You know. The guy who don' know how To puT fucking Ts behind his can'Ts and don'Ts.
FF: (Also just to you know !f you're try!ng to palefl!rt you're go!ng about !t very badly.)
VP: ____[] SHUT THE FUCK UP.
FF: OH H!m! He seemed n!ce.
VP: ____[] In any case.
VP: ____[] You.
VP: ____[] ThaT guy.
VP: ____[] (He isn'T anywhere close To nice by The fucking way.)
VP: ____[] RiTz.
VP: ____[] Is ThaT her name.
VP: ____[] The god damn umbrella girl.
FF: R!z!ee?
VP: ____[] Yeah.
VP: ____[] ThaT dipshiT.
FF: Are tHere any otHer trolls or !s !t just us four?
VP: ____[] How would I know.
VP: ____[] JusT go and pesTer oThers To figure ouT I guess.
VP: ____[] I've Talked To...
VP: ____[] Two humans so far.
FF: Me too and tHey were botH pretty !nterest!ng don't you tH!nk !t's cool tHat we're play!ng w!tH Humans ! do.
FF: Also do any of tHem f!t tHe mo!ra!l b!ll. Or would tHat be too we!rd?
VP: ____[] ThaT.
VP: ____[] Would be.
VP: ____[] A liTTle weird.
VP: ____[] I don'T know if They know whaT a moirallegiance is.
VP: ____[] Besides I don'T really like eiTher of Them or aT leasT The one I'm Talking To righT now.
FF: WHo are you talk!ng to now?
VP: ____[] Uh.
VP: ____[] IM.
FF: And HuH ! just assumed tHey Had tHe same romance system as us but ! guess !t's poss!ble tHey don't? WHo knows.
FF: OH !'m Her server.
VP: ____[] Oh you were her server.
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
VP: ____[] She said you were "incredibly inTelligenT" or someThing along Those lines.
FF: Really? Aww.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] Oh waiT, no.
VP: ____[] Do you have someThing like mind reading powers.
VP: ____[] Do you.
FF: No ! Have prerecogn!t!on wHy?
VP: ____[] Oh Then she doesn'T Think you're exTremely inTelligenT.
VP: ____[] Hah ha hahaha.
FF: THe m!ndread!ng powers tH!ng k!nd of !mpl!es you're worr!ed !'d know you were ly!ng?
FF: Or were you ask!ng about tHat for some otHer reason
VP: ____[] WhaT no.
VP: ____[] [10:27] IM: I don'T recall mind reading To be a sign of inTelligence. [10:27] IM: Unless ThaT's a Troll Thing. [10:28] IM: If ThaT's The case, my server is exTremely inTelligenT.
VP: ____[] Ta dah.
FF: AltHougH adm!tedly "!ncred!bly !ntell!gent" doesn't sound l!ke sometH!ng sHe'd call me ! don't tH!nk ! am tHat smart maybe for 6 sweeps but not !n tHe grand scHeme of tH!ngs
-- vehementPundit [VP] began pestering volatileDemeanor [VD] at 10:08 --
VP: ____[] Are you The sponge girl.
VD: [ o ] t-the sponge girl?
VP: ____[] Yes, dipshiT.
VP: ____[] The sponge girl.
VP: ____[] Are you The idioT who Threw a god damn sponge inTo her spriTe and made all of These black enemy Things look like asshaTs.
VP: ____[] Is ThaT.
VP: ____[] You.
VP: ____[] ANSWER!
VD: [ o ] o-oh no um that wasn't me i didn't get a chance to throw anything into my sprite i'm sorry oh gods please don't yell sorry um that wasn't a command or an asking ignore that last statement yell as much as you like
VP: ____[] How.
VP: ____[] Did you.
VP: ____[] Even.
VP: ____[] GeT.
VP: ____[] In.
VP: ____[] WiThouT Throwing anyThing in.
VP: ____[] BULLSHIT.
VP: ____[] ARE YOU LYING TO ME?!
VD: [ o ] CLICK! m-my lusus flew in by herself she was drawn to the light i'm so sorry i didn't mean to upset you
VP: ____[] Hmph.
VP: ____[] So you DID puT someThing in you lousy shiThead.
VP: ____[] TRY TO THINK BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING SPEAK!
VP: ____[] Okay.
VP: ____[] If you're noT The sponge girl.
VP: ____[] Then who are you.
VP: ____[] WhaT's your name.
VP: ____[] Answer.
VD: [ o ] o-oh um i'm riziee sir just riziee or you can call me whatever you like sir i'm sorry
VP: ____[] AlrighT.
VP: ____[] STop sTuTTering.
VD: [ o ] b-but
VD: [ o ] i'll try
VP: ____[] Good.
VP: ____[] ... So, Riziee.
VP: ____[] IF YOU WOULD KINDLY TELL ME.
VP: ____[] WhaT's your sTrife specibus.
VP: ____[] Why.
VP: ____[] Haven'T.
VP: ____[] You.
VP: ____[] ANSWERED!!
VD: [ o ] um it's not very impressive sir i have an umbrellakind specibus i'm sorry i took so long to answer sir i will try to type faster in the future for you
VP: ____[] You beTTer.
VP: ____[] Umbrellakind, huh.
VP: ____[] How The fuck do you fighT wiTh an umbrella.
VD: [ o ] w-well you can startle people by opening it really fast and the point on top is very sharp
VD: [ o ] gods i didn't mean to stutter i'm so sorry sir i didn't even notice
VP: ____[] IT would be sTupid of me To geT angry over your sTupid shiTblood sTuTTering.
VP: ____[] So you may go on wiTh iT.
VD: [ o ] t-thank you very much sir i don't deserve your kindness
VP: ____[] Mhm.
VP: ____[] WhaT was your name again.
VP: ____[] RiTz?
VP: ____[] I'm juggling mulTiple conversaTions here I can'T remember everyone's god damn name.
VP: ____[] RiTz. PriTz. PreTzel?
VD: [ o ] o-oh um it is riziee but you may call me whatever you please i really don't mind sir
VP: ____[] Okay sure whaTever.
VP: ____[] ...
VP: ____[] So.
VP: ____[] Riziee.
VP: ____[] How do you feel abouT being fucking Chosen.
VD: [ o ] w-well i'm really not sure sir i know there are plenty of others who would have been better suited for it than me thoughso i guess i think the gods may have made a mistake because i really shouldn't be here
VP: ____[] Mmmm.
VP: ____[] I would probably agree wiTh ThaT because you seem like a big fucking pushover.
VD: [ o ] t-they obviously chose right with you though you're very impressive sir
VP: ____[] Ha!
VP: ____[] You're good aT The complimenTing highbloods Thing, huh?
VP: ____[] IT's a pleasure To see ThaT you're adhering To The hemospecTrum even in The game!
VP: ____[] :-)
VD: [ o ] o-oh yes of course sir i wouldn't abandon the hemospectrum just like that i will always adhere to it up till the day i die
VP: ____[] Sounds greaT.
VP: ____[] Hm.
VP: ____[] So.
VP: ____[] WhaT do you like To do in your free Time.
VP: ____[] NoT ThaT you'll have any now.
VD: [ o ] u-um nothing that would impress you at all sir i mostly just take pictures and watch cartoons sometimes besides i'm sure your hobbies are much neater and interesting
VP: ____[] Okay as much as The complimenTing seems kinda nice iT seems preTTee insincere.
VP: ____[] STop wiTh The complimenTing.
VP: ____[] JusT.
VP: ____[] Tell me sTuff sTraighT.
VD: [ o ] b-but it's true sir many trolls have noted that photography seems very boring
VP: ____[] No iT's preTTee cool.
VP: ____[] I used To Take phoTos.
VP: ____[] WiTh my phone.
VD: [ o ] o-oh wow did you? w-what did you like to photograph if you don't mind my asking>
VP: ____[] Me and my baby peTs. :-)
VP: ____[] Occasionally my friends Too.
VP: ____[] And scenery.
VD: [ o ] o-oh that's really nice i take a lot of scenery photos myself but um what kind of pets do you have?
VP: ____[] Really cuTe ones!
VP: ____[] Crocodiles.
VP: ____[] They're dead Though.
VD: [ o ] o-oh gods i'm so sorry for your loss sir at least you have a few photos to remember them by though
VP: ____[] Mm yeah.
VP: ____[] Besides I'm happy To be in The game already.
VD: [ o ] o-oh yes i suppose you must be i mean you being a high chosen must mean you have a great place you've landed
VP: ____[] WhaT.
VP: ____[] No I've jusT been waiTing for This momenT my whole life.
VD: [ o ] o-oh yes of course and what doubt was there that you wouldn't be a chosen?
VP: ____[] There wasn'T any doubT you dipshiT.
VD: [ o ] o-of course not sir that's not what i was implying at all i'm sorry
VP: ____[] ...
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] I forgoT abouT you.
VP: ____[] Figures, you're so insignificanT.
VP: ____[] I don'T wanT To Talk To you anymore anyway.
VP: ____[] Mmmm you probably won'T be a good moirail.
VP: ____[] Bye.
-- vehementPundit [VP] ceased pestering volatileDemeanor [VD] at 12:35 --
-- vehementPundit [VP] began pestering dauntlessTracker [DT] at 14:07 --
VP: ____[] Guess whaT, asshaT!
VP: ____[] Your favouriTe Chosen's in The game!
VP: ____[] Yay!
DT: --)- not you again
VP: ____[] Me again.
VP: ____[] Hello.
DT: --)- what do you want
VP: ____[] I've goTTen a biT bored of This shiTTee planeT.
DT: --)- already
VP: ____[] So I'm going To be super nice, and acTually geT To know you!
VP: ____[] Aren'T I such a greaT fucking guy.
DT: --)- not really
VP: ____[] Okay buT geTTing To know you is acTually preTTee god damn imporTanT because we're going To need everyone's skills To win This.
VP: ____[] As much as I would like To do iT all by myself.
DT: --)- oh really
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] We are.
VP: ____[] In This.
VP: ____[] To WIN IT.
VP: ____[] If we don'T win There isn'T any fucking poinT.
VP: ____[] I wanT To win, so you have To wanT To win, everyone has To wanT To win AND WE WILL WIN.
DT: --)- take a deep breath champ
DT: --)- we're just starting, no point in getting worked up just yet
VP: ____[] WhaTever.
VP: ____[] WhaT's your name.
DT: --)- glacis
DT: --)- you
VP: ____[] Seimos.
DT: --)- great
VP: ____[] AlrighT, Glacis, This is whaT I know abouT you so far you fuckTard.
DT: --)- oh man here it comes
DT: --)- and I was hoping you were finished
DT: --)- go on then, get it out of your system
VP: ____[] You lived in some god damn snowy place all by your fucking self, you carve sTupid ice Things, you have fancy-ass weapons and you like To Tell people To shuT up a loT.
VP: ____[] ThaT sound abouT righT?
DT: --)- you flatter me
VP: ____[] I do.
DT: --)- close enough, though
VP: ____[] You're welcome.
DT: --)- so what
DT: --)- does that mean anything at all
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] ThaT was jusT a sTarTing poinT.
VP: ____[] Tell me more abouT yourself oTher Than ThaT.
DT: --)- gods
DT: --)- what else do you want to know really
VP: ____[] How do I know.
VP: ____[] Your hobbies.
VP: ____[] I fucking guess.
VP: ____[] Ugh how is This fucking game even going To work.
DT: --)- what the fuck
DT: --)- you're so bad at this it's painful
DT: --)- but I'll humor you
VP: ____[] WhaT am I so bad aT.
VP: ____[] TELL ME.
VP: ____[] I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE NICE HERE YOU IDIOT.
DT: --)- oh no caps lock
DT: --)- you're bad at being nice
VP: ____[] WhaTever.
VP: ____[] Okay seems like you're noT good aT The Talking abouT yourself Thing.
VP: ____[] Tell me.
VP: ____[] Do you know anyone else in This Thing.
VP: ____[] You menTioned helping someone geT in before me.
VP: ____[] Who.
DT: --)- what you mean outside of the game
DT: --)- I've never met any of them in person as far as I know
DT: --)- I helped one other girl get in here
DT: --)- what was her name again
DT: --)- something that started with a c
DT: --)- caroda or something
VP: ____[] How would I know.
VP: ____[] Okay.
VP: ____[] A Troll?
DT: --)- yeah
DT: --)- I heard that there are uh
VP: ____[] A sTupid fucking human helped me geT in.
DT: --)- humans
DT: --)- playing this
VP: ____[] Yes.
VP: ____[] He Took soooooooooooooooo long.
VP: ____[] AlmosT as long as you.
DT: --)- shut the fuck up
VP: ____[] There we go.
VP: ____[] "ShuT up" comes ouT again.
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha.
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
DT: --)- would you prefer be quiet
DT: --)- do tell me your highness
VP: ____[] How does ThaT quesTion even make sense.
DT: --)- are you illiterate or just stupid
DT: --)- never mind
DT: --)- the human
DT: --)- what about the human
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] I geT iT.
VP: ____[] I ThoughT iT was supposed To be funny.
VP: ____[] IT wasn'T.
VP: ____[] The human?
VP: ____[] KepT Talking To me abouT how everyone was dead.
VP: ____[] NoT like I cared.
VP: ____[] Seemed like he cared buT I did.
VP: ____[] AcTually maybe iT was a she. I have no fucking idea.
DT: --)- well
DT: --)- apparently they're not incompetent enough to kill you
DT: --)- so there's that
VP: ____[] They would have if I didn'T keep shouTing in Their face.
DT: --)- hahaha
DT: --)- they almost killed you
DT: --)- what did they do
VP: ____[] KepT running around or someThing.
VP: ____[] Took forever To do shiT.
VP: ____[] MeTeors and sTuff.
VP: ____[] Talked abouT how Their double lusii or whaTever The fuck are boTh dead insTead of acTually doing jack shiT.
DT: --)- double lusiii
DT: --)- do humans have lusii
VP: ____[] Yeah I have no fucking idea.
VP: ____[] His "moTher" and his "masTer".
DT: --)- weird
DT: --)- speaking of lusii
DT: --)- what happened to yours
VP: ____[] Huh?
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] I killed him.
VP: ____[] He's a weird glowing spriTe Thing now Though.
DT: --)- you mean you killed him for the hell of it
VP: ____[] Of course noT.
VP: ____[] I'm noT ThaT fucking hearTless you shiThead.
DT: --)- oh my mistake
DT: --)- because all trolls like you are so stable
DT: --)- so what then
DT: --)- was he mortally wounded or something
VP: ____[] He Told me abouT iT.
VP: ____[] QuiTe a long Time ago.
VP: ____[] A riTual To make sure ThaT you're chosen.
VP: ____[] He Told me To do iT when The Time came so I did iT.
VP: ____[] Yeah ThaT's preTTee much iT.
DT: --)- no shit
DT: --)- you believed in it that much
DT: --)- well, I guess I can' really say anything anymore since it turned out to be true
DT: --)- maybe
VP: ____[] Yeah.
VP: ____[] Besides aT leasT he's alive again.
VP: ____[] So.
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] He's less annoying Than before.
DT: --)- oh really
DT: --)- well maybe death mellows you out
DT: --)- I still don' get why everyone is so fucking eager to bring back their lusii as these zombie ghost
DT: --)- things
DT: --)- it's unnatural
VP: ____[] How would I know.
VP: ____[] I saw you puT a skeleTon in yours.
VP: ____[] A dead Thing.
DT: --)- I didn' have a choice
VP: ____[] I'd very much raTher puT my dead lusus Than some fucking reTarded dead lowblood lying in The dungeon.
DT: --)- it wasn' a fucking troll skeleton you dunce, were you even watching
DT: --)- oh well
DT: --)- like it even matters at this point
DT: --)- if push comes to shove I'll do it, but it's fucked up
DT: --)- that's all I'm saying
VP: ____[] I knew iT was a dead Troll skeleTon idioT.
VP: ____[] Didn'T I jusT menTion ThaT I'd raTher have my dead lusus Than a dead Troll.
DT: --)- it wasn' a troll holy shit
DT: --)- are you paying attention
VP: ____[] WhaT.
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] Sorry.
VP: ____[] FighTing.
DT: --)- give me a break
VP: ____[] Why did I even apologise To you well whaTever.
VP: ____[] Okay I'm done.
DT: --)- were you fighting those things
VP: ____[] WhaT's wrong wiTh puTTing your lusus in.
VP: ____[] Yes I was fighTing Those weird black Things.
DT: --)- do they happen to look like your sprite
DT: --)- because mine look pretty fucking similar
DT: --)- so maybe I should have picked something less fucking annoying
DT: --)- like my client put in a sponge
VP: ____[] Oh?
VP: ____[] Yeah.
VP: ____[] ...
DT: --)- which seemed like the dumbest fucking idea
VP: ____[] A sponge.
VP: ____[] A fucking sponge.
VP: ____[] A SPONGE.
DT: --)- yeah
VP: ____[] IS THAT WHY THESE THINGS LOOK SO FUCKING WEIRD.
VP: ____[] I SWEAR TO THE GODS.
DT: --)- I kept telling her she was running out of time and she just threw whatever she could find in there
DT: --)- you're lucky she didn' use the fucking ablution trap
DT: --)- otherwise who knows what they would look like
VP: ____[] AbluTion Trap.
DT: --)- she was this close to using it for her sprite
DT: --)- I'm not even shitting you
VP: ____[] RighT.
VP: ____[] Lowblood baThTub.
VP: ____[] Are you kidding me.
DT: --)- no
DT: --)- I broke her plumbing to put the machines down because her hive was shitty and small
VP: ____[] How would The fucking black Things even Turn ouT.
DT: --)- who knows
DT: --)- maybe they'd shoot mwater at you
VP: ____[] Some of Them can fly.
VP: ____[] NoT much of a concern Though.
DT: --)- really
VP: ____[] Yeah.
VP: ____[] IT's sTill easy To kill Them.
DT: --)- yeah they aren' too bad
DT: --)- although I think I saw a big one somewhere around here
DT: --)- I haven' bothered to chase after it yet
VP: ____[] Oh I killed one jusT now.
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] I don'T know if iT's dead.
VP: ____[] IT jusT... exploded.
VP: ____[] InTo These liTTle biTs.
DT: --)- oh yeah
DT: --)- the uh
DT: --)- whatever they are
DT: --)- are they important
VP: ____[] The biTs?
VP: ____[] How would I fucking know.
DT: --)- I've been collecting them I guess but I have no fucking clue what they do
VP: ____[] I've been collecTing Them Too.
VP: ____[] And They jusT.
VP: ____[] Vanish.
VP: ____[] I have no fucking idea whaT The hell is going on.
DT: --)- yeah that was pretty fucking weird
DT: --)- like where do they go
DT: --)- so you don' have any plans then
DT: --)- other than 'kill things until something happens'
VP: ____[] WaiTing for more people To geT in.
VP: ____[] I dunno.
VP: ____[] I'll explore This weirdass place I guess.
VP: ____[] Ugh... This whole Thing is geTTing on my fucking nerves.
VP: ____[] I need a moirail.
DT: --)- aren' you some fucking prophecy wizard or something
VP: ____[] NoT you you would fucking suck ass as a moirail.
VP: ____[] Prophecy wizard.
VP: ____[] WhaT.
DT: --)- I don' remember offering
VP: ____[] I jusT said ThaT before you could say anyThing.
VP: ____[] BuT yeah.
VP: ____[] WhaT abouT a prophecy wizard.
DT: --)- aren' you one of those guys
DT: --)- you know
VP: ____[] WhaT.
DT: --)- one of the ones who knows all this shit
DT: --)- about the prophecy
VP: ____[] Why would I.
VP: ____[] Of course I've read my scripTure fucking properly.
DT: --)- like aren' you obsessed
VP: ____[] BuT iT's no where as close To This.
VP: ____[] IT's quiTe vague To be fucking honesT.
DT: --)- so much for banking on the scriptures being our guide
DT: --)- you would think that whoever wrote it would be a little more fucking specific
VP: ____[] Well we have no idea as To who acTually wroTe The fucking scripTure.
VP: ____[] Perhaps There's a real guide ouT There.
VP: ____[] Somewhere.
VP: ____[] Ugh.
DT: --)- who knows
DT: --)- I'm not going to bet on that either
DT: --)- in fact I'm not going to bet on anyone being even remotely able to explain any of this
VP: ____[] Well.
DT: --)- well what
VP: ____[] We've goT useless ones like you who didn'T read Their fucking scripTure and hence are in an even worse siTuaTion.
VP: ____[] Hopefull we've goT people like me who did whaT They SHOULD HAVE.
VP: ____[] *Hopefully
DT: --)- last time I checked reading the scripture doesn' seem to have made a fucking difference
DT: --)- you hardly know any more than I do
DT: --)- you said it yourself
VP: ____[] For now.
DT: --)- whatever
VP: ____[] IT may make sense once we figure ouT The fucking basics, you ASSHAT!
DT: --)- if it becomes important, I'll get someone to give me the abridged version
VP: ____[] THERE IS NO ABRIDGED VERSION.
DT: --)- there probably should be
DT: --)- more people would read it
VP: ____[] IF YOU WANT TO GET THROUGH ALL OF THAT YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING DEDICATED!
VP: ____[] AND GUESS WHAT DUDE WE'RE THE LAST PEOPLE ALIVE.
VP: ____[] YOU'RE BETTING ON THE LAST FUCKING PEOPLE ALIVE TO HAVE YOUR STUPID SHITTEE ABRIDGED VERSION.
VP: ____[] WHAT ARE THE CHANCES.
DT: --)- dunno
DT: --)- if you know the scriptures well, why don' you make an abridged version
VP: ____[] I don'T have The fucking Time.
DT: --)- it'd sell like hotcakes
DT: --)- if there was anyone to sell it to
DT: --)- hahaha
VP: ____[] Yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
VP: ____[] THAT'S SO FUNNY!
VP: ____[] Ugh.
DT: --)- simmer down seemos
VP: ____[] Seimos.
VP: ____[] SEIMOS.
DT: --)- my bad
DT: --)- seimos
VP: ____[] Thank fucking you.
VP: ____[] NoT acTually fucking you ThaT would be fucking disgusTing.
DT: --)- oh that's right
DT: --)- I have no fucking clue what you look like
DT: --)- wait are you a guy or a girl
DT: --)- my money's on guy
VP: ____[] I'm a girl!
VP: ____[] OF COURSE I'M A FUCKING GUY YOU IDIOT.
DT: --)- calm your tits
DT: --)- hahaha
VP: ____[] HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
DT: --)- haha
DT: --)- ha
VP: ____[] NOT FUNNY.
DT: --)- I don' know, I thought it was pretty good
VP: ____[] In any case.
VP: ____[] Your sTrife specibus.
VP: ____[] WhaT is iT.
VP: ____[] WhaT.
VP: ____[] Is.
VP: ____[] IT.
DT: --)- huh
DT: --)- oh my bad
DT: --)- pickaxe
VP: ____[] Pickaxe.
VP: ____[] ...
VP: ____[] Well.
VP: ____[] Okay.
VP: ____[] ThaT's.
VP: ____[] InTeresTing.
DT: --)- it gets the job done
DT: --)- that's all that really matters
DT: --)- what about you champ
VP: ____[] Golfclubkind.
VP: ____[] FisTkind.
DT: --)- yeah, because golf clubs make so much more sense than pickaxes, right
VP: ____[] Yes.
VP: ____[] IT's like using a baT.
VP: ____[] Besides I used To play golf.
VP: ____[] And I use fisTkind a loT.
DT: --)- just fistkind
VP: ____[] WhaT do you mean jusT fisTkind.
VP: ____[] My fisTs are meTal.
VP: ____[] Oh. RighT. You don'T know.
DT: --)- how the hell would I know that
DT: --)- so you have prosthetics
VP: ____[] IT's jusT ThaT mosT people I associaTed wiTh back on shiTTee AlTernia knew.
VP: ____[] Yeah I have prosTheTics.
VP: ____[] They're useful.
VP: ____[] You should have goTTen Them Too.
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha ha ha.
VP: ____[] If you acTually goT ouT of your fucking loner hole.
DT: --)- sorry I wasn' prepared to chop off my limbs just to get fake ones
VP: ____[] Hahaha.
VP: ____[] Coward.
DT: --)- you fucking wish
VP: ____[] I fucking wish.
DT: --)- I prefer being able to actuall you know
DT: --)- feel things
VP: ____[] I don'T need To wish ThaT, iT seems preTTee True.
DT: --)- whatever, you keep your little tin can appendages
VP: ____[] Hm.
VP: ____[] They're a loT sTronger To be honesT.
VP: ____[] Durable.
VP: ____[] I don'T really need To feel Things.
VP: ____[] Besides I sTill kind of can.
DT: --)- if you're talking about the feeling of 'ghost limbs', that shit is different from actually having your arms
VP: ____[] I've had These arms for quiTe a while already.
VP: ____[] So I'm fucking used To Them.
DT: --)- good for you
VP: ____[] I don'T really remember whaT iT was like To feel wiThouT Them.
VP: ____[] So.
DT: --)- like I said
DT: --)- good for you
VP: ____[] Thanks.
VP: ____[] WhaT were we Talking abouT again.
VP: ____[] RighT.
VP: ____[] STrife specibus.
VP: ____[] Okay whaTever works for you.
VP: ____[] Hm.
DT: --)- yeah
DT: --)- what
VP: ____[] Tell me.
VP: ____[] Have you had a moirail before?
VP: ____[] Have you acTually inTeracTed wiTh anyone before geTTing inTo This Thing.
What golfer? There is no golfer here. Yes, there's a guy standing out there in the golf course, but he's not a golfer. He's one of the Chosen. At least that's what he'd like you to call him right now.
==> Golfer: Look up at the sky.
What did I say earlier? THERE IS NO GOLFER.
==> Ugh, fine. Chosen: Look up at the sky.
Much better. There's no need to command him to look up at the sky, he's already looking up at the sky. For some strange reason, he's... smiling? What exactly is up there?
... oH FOR THE LOVE OF THE PANTHEON THERE ARE METEORS FLYING TOWARDS HIM
==> BE THE CHOSEN BE THE CHOSEN BE THE CHOSEN
You are now the Chosen.
Your name is Seimos Dermoc, and you are currently looking up at the sky in pure ecstasy. No, you don't have any strange fetish for meteors. You just know what these meteors mean. They just mean that the world's gonna end and that YOU ARE NOW THE CHOSEN.
Get it? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Puns.
==> Seimos: Run back to your hive.
Oh. Right. That. You forgot about that. You better get going before you get crushed.
Your poor baby pets, though... They're going to perish. Oh, your poor babies. Shhhhh. It's okay. Papa's not going to be by your side because he's going to enter a game and become a god figure to the next universe that he's going to create because he's just that fucking awesome.
You're not going to miss this shitty planet so much.
==> Seimos: Take out your phone while running.
Because you're just that fucking great at multitasking.
Seems like your chumproll's been changed. Hm. There's only two people online... now, who shall you interrogate?
_____[] I was feeling shiTTy, so I visiTed my moirail Miriel!
_____[] NoT ThaT I had To walk ThaT far. She lives near my hive.
_____[] We played around for a while, and iT was really enjoyable To me! So I Tried To Take a phoTo of us Together, buT she covered The camera.
_____[] WhaT a braTTy shiThead. Boohoo.
_____[] We goT inTo a biT of a squabble afTer ThaT, buT iT's all alrighT now! We made up. :-)
_____[] I ThoughT I mighT as well posT the failed phoTo jusT To remember The greaT day.
_____[] RIP, Miriel! :-) </>
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