#volatiledemeanor

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Pester bombasticBrave

-- volatileDemeanor [VD] began trolling bombasticBrave [BB] at 22:55 --

VD: [ o ] i-i have made it home it's amazing Haaaaaaaaank i did it i actually succeded in fighting i even got to pose your bravery training seems to be paying off how can i ever thank you

BB: hehehe

BB: you don't even need to thank me but if you must

BB: i do accept hugs

BB: highfives

BB: and more hugs

BB: 8D

VD: [ o ] w-well if and when we meet i shall indeed give you these high fives and hugs because if i had done this sort of thing even a few days ago i most likely would not have succeeded i really want to thank you

BB: Maaaaan I didn't do anything

VD: [ o ] b-but you really did!

VD: [ o ] i-i mean you're the first person i've spoken to who actually made me feel like i wasn't completely useless and with your encouragement it turned out i wasn't quite as useless as i thought i was!

BB: pffft naaah you did it all yourself!ngh, yeah! shhh it was all you, I only pointed you in the right direction

BB: your the one that decided to run and look what happened. I knew you were a badass

VD: [ o ] m-maybe you are right after all perhaps i truly am a badass as you say

BB: You didn't think you were before???

BB: I mean did you see the pose

BB: It was hella awesome!

BB: Did you say a winning phrase?!

VD: [ o ] y-yes i did it felt wonderful i said i am the one the only picture perfect riziee was that a good winning phrase i certainly hope it was acceptable

BB: Hahaahaoough, yeah! oh yeah that was just

BB: wait for it

BB: here it comes

BB: bout to be born

BB: Picture Perfect. 83 Awe yeah, you may be in awe now!

VD: [ o ] i-i am in complete awe it is a great catch phrase and i will from now on use it proudly if you don't mind of course i mean you did come up with it after all

BB: I made it jsut for you and only you Rizzie! It's yours now you can use it as many times as you want! You aren't hurt though right?!

BB: You didn't get you rbutt kicked while kicking butt I hope >.> I would give you such a noogie

VD: [ o ] o-oh goodness you are far too kind i will use this phrase from now on then thank you so much

VD: [ o ] b-but um i am fine yes the only thing broken are those imps and unfortunately my favorite camera one of them knocked it out of my hand and it broke on the ground :c

VD: [ o ] i-i really wish there were a way for me to fix it it was my favorite

BB: Your shitting me D:

BB: Ah man I'm sooo sorry Riziee!

BB: Well, I'll get you a new camera how bout that :3

VD: [ o ] o-oh goodness really? y-you don't need to trouble yourself i do have spares i will just have to make do they are not as good in terms of quality however

VD: [ o ] d-do you think i could maybe use the punch um thing to fix it?

BB: I need to! Your my friend, that's reason enough to do it!

BB: I don't even know if it can but it's worth a try!

BB: oh speaking of punching things I have something for you :3

BB: Have you ever had a chocolate cake?!

VD: [ o ] a-a chocolate cake? n-no i mean i have tried regular cake in a way before but never chocolate

VD: [ o ] i-is it good?

BB: Does a butterfly transform into a omnipotent being that shots chocolate chips right out of its nipples???

BB: the answer is yes

BB: all of the yes

BB: hell to the yes

VD: [ o ] g-goodness i never knew!

BB: 837CAK2 here is the code!

BB: Put that in there and bam

BB: chocolate cake! I made it myself

VD: [ o ] o-oh wow it is really that simple? i-i shall try it your chocolate cake will be the first thing i attempt to create

BB: Awwwwww my student

BB: you make suga momma so proud

BB: come here

BB: rest upon my bosom

VD: [ o ] o-oh my your bosom? i-is this what the term um bosom buddies means maybe?

BB: Yep! Resting on each others chest is the term for bosom buddies uvu

BB: You can rest upon mine whenever you feel like!

BB: I warn you though right now they are kinda dirty

BB: and bruised

VD: [ o ] o-oh so then i should allow you to rest upon my um bosom as well? and then we would truly be bosom buddies?

VD: [ o ] g-gods though are you alright? a-are you too terribly injured?

BB: Well I don't know, that uh, haha well uhm; that is to say uhhhh ahahaha your choice! don't have to, you can just rest on my soft chest marshmellow

BB: Don't worry! I'm fine, just a little bent out of shape. I just need a rest uvu

VD: [ o ] b-but doesn't bosom buddies seem to imply that both buddies bosoms are buddied upon? g-gods i can't phrase that well i'm so sorry

VD: [ o ] b-but i'm glad to hear you are not injured too badly just be sure to take it easy and allow your wounds time to heal!

BB: Uuuuuuh well how bout we jsut have a cuddle fest and watch cartoons!

VD: [ o ] t-that sounds rather nice i think i've never had a um cuddle fest before and i always enjoy watching cartoons!

VD: [ o ] a-also i have made the chocolate cake it smells nice though i must blend it before i am able to consume it one moment please

BB: so your making a chocolate cake smoothie

BB: ...niiiiiicee

VD: [ o ] s-something like that i suppose yes i just need to thin it out a bit and it will be ready for consumption i will maybe share a bit with my sprite perhaps she will enjoy it even though it is not troll blood oh gods i hope i don't still have to feed her that would be awful

VD: [ o ] t-this cake is not bad though it is quite enjoyable really much more enjoyable then the last cake i tried to drink thank you so much

BB: Why eat troll blood when you can have a chocolate cake! You think so?!

VD: [ o ] m-maybe i could try to make you something sometime what is one of your favorite foods?

BB: I could really go for any kinds of food right now

BB: like apple pie

BB: or a smoothie Dx

BB: or pizza

BB: with whip cream and pickles

BB: lil bit of hot sauce

VD: [ o ] p-perhaps i shall try to combine all of those things do you think that might taste good?

BB: Oh my god you think so?! Riziee you

BB: are

BB: Just the best x3 You are a great friend! Simply awesome

VD: [ o ] o-oh gods no not nearly as great a friend as you but um hold on a moment i shall prepare the pizza for baking before combining it with the other things

BB: I'm not the one making a super pizza. When we meet I'm so gonna snuggle you to death 83

VD: [ o ] o-oh my to death? t-that may seem a little too much i'm sorry perhaps a near death snuggle would be more preferable

BB: Well not literally! Well your pretty much on your own though if I get comfortable and sleep on you

BB: btw I will get comfortable and sleep on you

BB: there is no escape

VD: [ o ] o-oh gods that wouldn't be enough to kill me though would it

BB: Hope not! but if you need to get up or anything, that's another story. You can kick me off though!

BB: I won't feel a thing uvu

VD: [ o ] b-but that would be so rude i really don't think i could do that to you

BB: Oh yes you can! It'll be fine otherwise you'll be my sleeping pillow for the rest of the day x3

VD: [ o ] p-pillow? i-i'm afraid i'm not quite sure what that is i'm terrible sorry is it something important?

BB: A pillow! Is like a super comfortable awesome thing you lay on when you go to sleep!

BB: So if I sleep on you

BB: you'll be my pillow for the day1

VD: [ o ] o-oh wow so i would be an assisted sleeping device? w-well if that would help you to sleep i don't think i would mind too much

BB: Awesome! You could use me has a pillow too! If ya want I don't mind uvu cuddle sleep fest yo!

BB: It'll be great

BB: there'll be food and then we can just sleep

VD: [ o ] o-oh i'm not sure about that i mean i would love to don't get me wrong um but if i don't fall asleep inside my recuperacoon i don't know if that would be a good thing

VD: [ o ] t-though actually it might be okay since we don't really go to sleep quote on quote anymore so the nightmares wouldn't be a thing to worry about maybe

BB: Well if you can't sleep that's fine! All abotu enjoying each other's company! and having a smooth time with each other ya know?!

BB: All about the fun uvu

VD: [ o ] o-oh yes of course i truly can't wait to meet you though i am most excited to be able to properly pose with you it seems slightly lacking with only one person i think

BB: Oh man you won't believe the amount of posing we'll do!

BB: We'll show our friends how awesome we are with our drop dead extra sexy super ultra powerful knock out justice pose of fate!

VD: [ o ] y-yes and we should take pictures and send them to everyone and maybe it will boost their spirits that would be nice i think maybe i can fix my camera if i try combining both halves with the punch thing i might try that

VD: [ o ] o-one moment

VD: [ o ] o-oh thank the gods it worked i mean it is not the same camera but at least it will still have the same nice quality

BB: Really? You have a camera now?!

BB: You know what that means? We gotta take some silly pictures of us when we meet

BB: You know you want to >w>

BB: We're gonna make the grossest faces ever! I'm gonna do a thing with my tongue

BB: and you should do a thing with your tongue

BB: and make grows tongue noises while taking the picture

VD: [ o ] g-gods i'm not sure if my tongue can do a weird thing

VD: [ o ] b-but that won't stop me from giving it my best i suppose

BB: Yup! You remember your lesson! Put feelings into everything you do!

BB: You are rising up in the ladder uvu

VD: [ o ] w-wow rising up the ladder that's so wonderful

VD: [ o ] o-oh gods the food is done let me put on the finishing touches and send you the code for it

VD: [ o ] i-i just hope it's at least half as good as your cake

BB: It won't be good

BB: it'll be GREAT!

BB: I get to be the first to try your cooking! That's a big honor y'know!

BB: I am sooooo not worthy

VD: [ o ] o-oh gods but my cooking is no good even i don't like my own cooking i don't even know why i thought this was a good idea i'm sorry

BB: Brave Lesson 45!

BB: Never doubt yourself!

VD: [ o ] i-i will try not to in the future

VD: [ o ] 980APZ4 there is the code though i hope it's not too terrible

BB: I bet it'll taste awesome!!!!

VD: [ o ] l-let me know what you think when you get a chance to try it

BB: I'll definitly let you know once I'm back at the house!

BB: I bet it'll taste good

BB: like eating heaven if it was a pizza

BB: and i think i'm gonna take a nap now

VD: [ o ] o-oh do be careful be sure to nap in a safe place!

BB: I'ls be fine night pizza perfect rizzieeeee

VD: [ o ] s-sleep well Haaaaaaaaank c:

-- bombasticBrave [BB] gave up trolling volatileDemeanor [VD] at 01:09 --

[volatiledemeanor-blog]

Incoming message from incisiveMiscreant

Another new person? Could you really juggle another on top of several that had messaged you recently as well? There was only one way to find out. After a deep breath, you open the conversation.

 -- incisiveMiscreant [IM] began trolling volatileDemeanor [VD] at 21:07 --

[09:07] IM: I'm not quite sure how else to approach this. I haven't had much luck with the other teammates. Oh well.

[09:07] IM: Hello.

[09:11] VD: [ o ] o-oh um hello there i'm not familiar with you yet myself um are you one of the humans or trolls if you don't mind my asking please don't let my question offend you

[09:12] IM: I don't personally see how that's offensive.

[09:12] IM: Anyways, I'm a human.

[09:13] IM: I'm assuming by your use of symbols at the beginning of your reply that you are a troll? Or is that some smiley I am not familiar with.

[09:14] VD: [ o ] n-no um i don't think it's a smiley i am a troll your guess was correct

[09:16] VD: [ o ] u-um do you mind if i ask your name?

[09:17] IM: Hm, glad to know I'm getting the hang of spotting trolls. Anyways, it's improper to ask a name before giving one. But in any case, my name is Andi.

[09:19] VD: [ o ] o-oh gods you're right i'm so sorry um my name is riziee i meant to say that but i forgot i'm sorry

[09:20] IM: Why are you so apologetic? Are you abused?

[09:26] VD: [ o ] a-abused? i-i don't think so um i've just always been like that is it a problem i'll try not to do it so much

[09:27] IM: It's not a problem, but you seem very timid. People will assume you are weak and take advantage of you.

[09:38] VD: [ o ] o-oh really? n-nobody has tried to do that to me or anything at least i think they haven't i am kind of timid though

[09:39] IM: That conclusion is easy to reach. In any case, maybe you just never noticed that someone has taken advantage of you.

[09:40] IM: Or perhaps you lack a useful skillset? Odd you would be Chosen then, though.

[09:45] VD: [ o ] h-honestly i never thought i'd be a chosen i still don't quite believe it i really am not good for anything there would have been a lot of others much better suited than me

[09:45] VD: [ o ] b-but i guess the gods must have something in mind

[09:46] IM: I hope you're not a sacrifice.

[09:46] IM: That would be very sad.

[09:47] VD: [ o ] a-a sacrifice? r-really i wouldn't be very surprised if i were i mean i'm really not good for much else like i said

[09:47] IM: Well, try not to die.

[09:47] IM: Although all of our players seem hopeless.

[09:47] IM: It's probably inevitable.

[09:49] VD: [ o ] i-i'll try not to i mean i don't want to die or anything i just wouldn't be surprised you know?

[09:52] IM: It's difficult to be surprised when you're dead, in any case.

[09:57] VD: [ o ] t-this is true i suppose isn't it

[09:58] IM: In any case, who else have you spoken with?

[10:00] VD: [ o ] u-um the names i remember are Carada, Seimos, Agriel, Lars, you, and um another human girl who has not shared her name with me currently

[10:01] IM: Hm, there's quite a few of us then. I wonder how many there are, exactly. You wouldn't happen to know, would you?

[10:02] VD: [ o ] u-um there's eleven names on my trollian so maybe that is everyone? b-but i really don't know

[10:03] IM: That's quite a few of us, if that is the case.

[10:03] IM: Perhaps some of these people would be expendable then.

[10:04] VD: [ o ] i-i certainly hope not but i mean it's possible that would make sense actually

[10:05] IM: If this game were to be treated as a strategy game, I would assume as much.

[10:11] VD: [ o ] w-well the big mystery of why i was a chosen has been solved then that could explain why my land is bad too it certainly doesn't seem like a place a true chosen would be sent

[10:11] IM: What is your land like?

[10:13] VD: [ o ] w-well it's dark it's terribly dark and scary there aren't any plants the ground is hard and uncomfortable and the creatures that live here are sad and upset and it all makes sense now they know we're probably destined to die

[10:14] IM: That does sound rather gloomy.

[10:17] VD: [ o ] w-what is yours like, if you don't mind me asking?

[10:18] IM: It's rather interesting. There seem to be many mountains, and these tall, giant beams of metal. There's lots of snow everywhere. I think I've seen some wolves running around, too.

[10:27] VD: [ o ] w-wow that sounds kind of nice actually is it actually light out at all or is it always dark there too?

[10:28] IM: It's pretty neutral. There's a few clouds, but it's not dark.

[10:28] IM: It is nice though. I like snow.

[10:29] VD: [ o ] i-it never snowed where i live what is it like?

[10:29] IM: It's amazing. Unless there's ice, it's nice and soft. Very soothing. And it glitters in the light. And it just covers everything so perfectly.

[10:30] VD: [ o ] w-wow that sounds so pretty i've only seen it in pictures but wow that sounds so nice i really wish there was snow here too

[10:31] IM: It's lovely. It's a shame you don't have any there.

[10:37] VD: [ o ] m-maybe there's a way to other people's lands it would be nice if i got to see it at least once before i die anyways

[10:38] IM: Er, perhaps I shouldn't have tried to give you the impression that it was a certainty you would die.

[10:38] IM: I mean, of course you will, but not necessarily in the game.

[10:49] VD: [ o ] b-but everything you said made perfect sense to me i mean the odds are quite clearly against me here i can barely walk out of my hive without taking the sadness of those poor mice and i go right back in i can't even properly examine this place what good will i be to the rest of you i'm just a dead weight

[10:49] VD: [ o ] a-a dead useless weight i'm sorry for being so useless to the rest of you

[10:50] IM: That was not the conclusion I wanted you to reach.

[10:53] VD: [ o ] b-but i really don't know what good i'll be i don't really have any useful talents or skills

[10:54] IM: Er, well, perhaps they are undiscovered. That is probable.

[11:00] VD: [ o ] u-undiscovered? w-what sorts of things do you think i could do?

[11:01] IM: I don't have any evidence to create theories.

[11:11] VD: [ o ] i-i suppose not i didn't mean to put you on the spot there i'm sorry

[11:12] IM: There is no need to apologize.

[07:43] IM: It is just a bit presumptious to ask someone you have only just met what they think your currently undiscovered skills are.

[07:43] IM: Actually, I'd say it's a bit foolish.

[07:46] VD: [ o ] i-i suppose you're right about that i apologize it was a bit presumptious i agree i just really can't figure out why the gods brought me to this place when the entire balance of the universe is in our hands

[07:48] IM: Technically, the recreation of our worlds (or new worlds, depending on the theories) is in our hands. There is not much to balance out anymore, as our worlds have been destroyed.

[07:48] IM: And mulling over their reasons certainly won't help, in any case.

[07:50] VD: [ o ] i-i guess you're right i'm sorry for constantly mentioning it i'll do my best not to from now on

[07:51] IM: Er, are you always this agreeable?

[07:52] VD: [ o ] o-of course i am is that a problem though i can be less agreeable if you'd like i just find it easier to avoid conflict by agreeing

[07:54] IM: You're a bit too agreeable if you agree to not be agreeable... but anyways, I don't have a strong opinion about it. Then again, I don't particularly care about you.

[07:54] IM: It might not be very good for yourself, though.

[07:55] VD: [ o ] n-not good? h-how do you mean?

[07:57] IM: Well, as I believe I mentioned before, you could be easily taken advantage of.

[07:57] IM: You should consider learning to think for yourself.

[07:58] VD: [ o ] b-but things are just so much easier and generally less harmful when i'm agreeable is that really such a bad thing

[07:59] VD: [ o ] t-the more agreeable i am the more people won't get upset and the more i can deal with them especially if we have to meet sometime

[08:02] IM: Yes. We are in need of strong teammates. If someone as feeble as yourself is able to upset the other players, then they most definitely need to toughen up.

[08:13] VD: [ o ] w-well if i need to um toughen up um what exactly should i do? o-or should i try and think about it myself which might i add won't get me anywhere at all

[08:16] IM: Er, I may not be the best person to, er, coach you. I suppose I could offer advice when necessary?

[08:16] VD: [ o ] a-alright um if you say so

[08:16] VD: [ o ] d-do you have any suggestions as to who might coach me then?

[08:18] IM: Well, as long as you can't tell the piss drinker I told you, Bob might be a good coach.

[08:19] IM: Although he's a big stupidhead.

[08:19] VD: [ o ] B-Bob? a-are you sure you don't mean Bobi? a-and i thought she was a female am i wrong?

[08:20] IM: Er, no. I saw him myself.

[08:26] VD: [ o ] o-oh really? i-i guess i never asked what gender they were now that i think about it but i know for sure they did say their name was Bobi and not um Bob though

[08:27] IM: Er, I could have been wrong on the name.

[08:27] IM: Now that I think back, Carada replaces i's with !'s.

[08:28] IM: Though an "i" at the end of the name indicates feminitity, it could still very well be a boy's name.

[08:29] VD: [ o ] i-i really don't know the difference between a male and female name with your species so i guess i will take your word for it i guess he did say that he liked marrying the girls in harvest moon and that was normal for human boys so that makes sense i think

[08:32] IM: Strangely enough, in the culture associated with our country, marrying someone of the opposite sex is a part of the societal norm. However, marriage of the same sex is not yet a part of the norm. It's downright stupid.

[08:33] VD: [ o ] y-yes that is something that Bobi was telling me i really don't understand it myself trolls don't care one way or the other really i don't know what marriage is though um might i ask what it is?

[08:35] IM: In a sense, it is a social and often times legal contract in which two people agree to commit their future together and remain romantically and often times sexually faithful to one another.

[08:36] VD: [ o ] o-oh alright that sounds sort of similar to a matespritship i think it still seems a little weird that you would need a legal contract for that but um it must make more sense to you

[08:38] IM: Not to me, specifically. I think the law is only involved because there are tax and insurance benefits which must be monitored. Though it would be much simpler, more effective, and less expensive to simply have a registry.

[08:48] VD: [ o ] t-tax and insurance benefits? i-i don't understand how a relationship would grant those humans sound incredibly strange in regards to this sort of thing i'm sorry if that sounds offensive

[08:49] IM: I don't fully understand the details. I'm a bit young to consider the legal benefits associated with marriage. But I suppose it is, in the simplest terms possible, the society's way of bribing individuals into marriage.

[09:04] -- incisiveMiscreant [IM] is now an idle chum! --

[09:09] VD: [ o ] w-wow that seems like a strange way to bribe people into a relationship though i suppose it's better than being culled for not being in one actually so maybe it's not so weird after all

[09:09] -- incisiveMiscreant [IM] is now an idle chum! --

[09:10] IM: Er, wait, that sounds as if your species are forced to mate.

[09:36] VD: [ o ] w-well once we get to a certain age we kind of are forced to actually the imperial drones must collect our pails or else we would be culled on the spot

[09:36] -- incisiveMiscreant [IM] is now an idle chum! --

[09:39] IM: Your pails?

[09:43] VD: [ o ] o-oh um wow this is a little more awkward then i thought it would be um well we have to deposit our um genetic material into buckets and let the drones take them to the mother grub so she can make more grubs and keep our species alive

[09:43] VD: [ o ] w-wow um this is so awkward

[09:43] IM: Wait.

[09:43] IM: You have cumbuckets?

[09:44] VD: [ o ] u-um that's a really really vulgar term but i um suppose so

[09:44] IM: So would it be particularly insulting for me to refer to a troll as a cumbucket?

[09:45] IM: I ask only for, er, research purposes.

[09:47] VD: [ o ] y-yes um that would definitely be and it would probably make whoever you told it to pretty uncomfortable um we don't talk about buckets in normal conversation um

[09:47] IM: I see. I'll make a note of that.

[09:50] VD: [ o ] i-is there anything else you want to know about our reproduction or can we maybe um switch the topic if it's not too much trouble

[09:52] IM: Er, switching is fine.

[09:52] IM: What topic would you like to proceed to?

[09:52] VD: [ o ] u-um i'm not quite sure just um not that please

[09:54] IM: I apologize for making you uncomfortable. I was not aware this topic was sensitive for trolls, too.

[09:55] VD: [ o ] n-no um it's alright i mean you didn't know after all i guess that's one thing our species have in common

[09:57] IM: The last troll I spoke with, when we, er, touched up on a similar subject, did not seem terribly bothered.

[09:57] IM: Although he also said lowbloods were pretty fragile, in a sense.

[09:57] IM: At least, that is the impression I took from him.

[09:58] VD: [ o ] w-well we are a little fragile it's true and i guess it might be different on a troll to troll basis but generally it's um very awkward

[10:04] IM: Yes, I can understand that.

[10:18] -- incisiveMiscreant [IM] is now an idle chum! --

[10:57] IM: I think for now I will take my leave. Although, er, if you require assistance or similar, you are welcomed to contact me.

[10:59] VD: [ o ] o-oh um yes i will be sure to speak to you again if i have any trouble and i mean that won't be the only time i contact you of course but um

[10:59] VD: [ o ] i-i should let you go

[11:00] IM: Very well, contact me when you wish. We will speak another time, then.

-- incisiveMiscreant [IM] gave up trolling volatileDemeanor [VD] at 23:23 --

    You rest your face in your hands for a few minutes, waiting for the color to leave your cheeks. You really hope that none of the other humans ask those kinds of questions, because you're not sure you could answer them again. Ever.

[fatalisticfortune]

==> Contact the other lowblood

[03:01] -- volatileDemeanor [VD] began trolling fatalisticFortune [FF] at 03:01 --

[03:01] VD: [ o ] h-humans sound really interesting maybe i could work up the courage to talk to one a little more sometime but i don't know if that will happen anytime soon

[03:02] FF: Well, maybe one w!ll talk to you at some po!nt!

[03:02] FF: After all, ! don't seem to be tHe only one want!ng to get to know everyone.

[03:02] VD: [ o ] o-oh gods does that mean i'm going to be bombarded soon

[03:03] FF: You make !t sound so scary!

[03:04] FF: ! can empHatH!se a l!ttle tHougH ! mean ! don't remember tHe last t!me ! talked to tH!s many people.

[03:04] VD: [ o ] i-i'm sorry i'm just not used to talking to one person at a time let alone several i kind of tend to keep my distance from others for obvious reasons

[03:04] FF: !'m tHe same way altHougH w!tH me !t's not because of psycH!c stuff !'m just k!nd of scared of otHer trolls to be Honest.

[03:05] VD: [ o ] y-yeah even without those problems other trolls are definitely scary especially the highbloods i really really don't like highbloods

[03:05] VD: [ o ] d-don't tell any i said that though i don't want them to cull me

[03:05] VD: [ o ] a-are there any in here i wonder?

[03:06] FF: AaaaaH man ! am relat!ng! H!gHbloods are awful and scary tHe !dea tHat tHey can just cull us wHenver tHey feel l!ke !t really p!sses me off but mostly fr!gHtens me.

[03:07] FF: THere's one wHo was my server He seemed n!cer tHan most but He was k!nd of blunt.

[03:07] FF: He's called Glac!s and He's a cereleun blood ! tH!nk?

[03:08] FF: ! don't know wHat otHer trolls are !n tHe game Hopefully no H!gHbloods or god forb!d royals.

[03:17] VD: [ o ] o-oh gods i think i just jinxed us a highblood just messaged me and he is absolutely dreadful oh gods what are we going to do

[03:17] FF: OH no ! tH!nk He's talk!ng to me now too.

[03:19] FF: UgH wHat a total faggot.

[03:21] VD: [ o ] h-he won't even let me use my quirk properly i'm really uncomfortable

[03:21] FF: WHat and H!s stup!d qu!rk !s supossed to be better?

[03:24] -- fatalisticFortune [FF] changed their mood to DETESTFUL --

[03:25] VD: [ o ] i-i guess it is according to him i just don't know what i'm going to do what if he tries to talk to me a lot i don't like this at all

[03:25] VD: [ o ] w-we have to find a way to go home carada

[03:25] FF: ! really Hope we can ! was so Hop!ng tHere wouldn't be any stup!d H!gHbloods.

[03:31] VD: [ o ] i-i didn't even think about it until now if i try to avoid him he might get even more angry why did this have to happen why did he have to be one of the chosen

[03:32] FF: UgHHHH !f tHe gods are actually real tHey sure made tHe worst dec!s!ons ever.

[03:32] FF: Surely He won't Harm us !f He tH!nks we're cHosen tHougH r!gHt.

[03:34] VD: [ o ] i-i don't know especially since he doesn't have a moirail he could get really dangerous really fast especially towards us if anything i think we should be really really worried about him

[03:35] FF: ! don't want to mo!ra!l for tH!s jerk tHougH!

[03:35] VD: [ o ] h-hopefully there are other trolls here too who might be able to do it

[03:36] FF: ! Hope so ! tH!nk part of be!ng a HealtHy pale romance !s actually at least l!k!ng tHe otHer party.

[03:42] VD: [ o ] y-yeah that's what i think too hopefully the others might actually get along with him i really hope so

[03:42] FF: Yes because so far we are

[03:42] FF: not gett!ng along very well.

[03:48] VD: [ o ] w-well i guess me being a proper lowblood is at least keeping him from yelling very much

[04:03] FF: ! tH!nk ! m!gHt Have been a l!ttle rude to H!m He actually !s k!nd of terr!fy!ng.

[04:05] FF: WHo tHe Hell can mo!ra!l for tH!s guy maybe DT can do !t

[04:09] VD: [ o ] p-possibly i really hope so because i definitely wouldn't be able to he would break me like a toothpick Carada

[04:10] FF: Don't worry !f He comes after you !'d come ba!l you out and !'m sure some of tHe otHers would as well.

[04:10] VD: [ o ] t-thank you so much it really means a lot to hear that

[04:11] FF: !f tHe worst comes to tHe worst ! suposse ! could attempt pac!fy!ng H!m but ! dunno.

[04:17] VD: [ o ] i-i really don't hope it comes to that i don't want him to do anything bad to you

[04:17] FF: Well !f ! was H!s mo!ra!l Hopefully He wouldn't r!gHt?

[04:17] FF: ! dunno.

[04:43] VD: [ o ] m-moirailship can be a dangerous pursuit but then again any quadrant could be

[04:45] FF: YeaH ! suposse we'll just Have to see How !t goes? UgH.

[04:45] FF: Anyway !'d better Head off ! prom!sed M! !'d actually explore my planet.

[04:46] VD: [ o ] o-oh yes of course don't let me keep you

[04:46] VD: [ o ] g-good luck and be careful Carada!

[04:47] FF: You too! Don't let Se!mos boss you about.

[04:47] FF: ! w!ll talk to you later.

[04:47] VD: [ o ] i-i'll try my best

[04:47] -- fatalisticFortune [FF] gave up trolling volatileDemeanor [VD] at 04:47 --

[volatiledemeanor-blog]

Riziee nearly has several a heart attack and Agriel manages to get her into the medium without too much trouble.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] began trolling volatileDemeanor [VD] at 20:50 --

OP: ((☆))Hello.

OP: ((☆))I don't recall... having you on... my list before...

OP: ((☆))Who are you?

OP: ((☆))More importantly, do... you have any... snacks?

VD: [ o ] CLICK! u-um hello um you would be right about that i don't recall having you on my list either um i guess my name is riziee

VD: [ o ] u-um i don't have any snacks at the moment at least none that taste very good i'm so sorry

OP: ((☆))Click?

OP: ((☆))But I guess... that's okay, we... can't have good... snacks all the... time.

OP: ((☆))I wish it... was possible though.

VD: [ o ] o-oh um sorry about that it's just uh a part of my quirk

VD: [ o ] h-honestly none of my food ever tastes very good really but that's not very important

OP: ((☆))Does it mean... anything? Or do... you just like... clicking?

OP: ((☆))But what? That's... horrible. How can... you not have... good food?

VD: [ o ] s-so um may i ask for your name as well? a-as long as that's not stepping over any boundaries or anything

OP: ((☆))You need more... good food in... your life--oh... my name, right...

OP: ((☆))I always forget... to introduce myself...

OP: ((☆))My name is... agriel.

OP: ((☆))Nice to meet... you i guess.

VD: [ o ] o-oh well um i just click when i get kind of startled is all i'm not very good at explaining i'm sorry

OP: ((☆))Oh. Sorry for... surprising you then.

VD: [ o ] w-well i'm sure the food normally tastes good but my lusus has me process it into an easier thing to eat er drink i suppose

VD: [ o ] o-oh it's not your fault at all i just get startled easily Agriel

OP: ((☆))I used to... be like that... I find if... you expose yourself... to scary things... enough, things stop... being surprising.

OP: ((☆))I'd ask about... your lusus though... I believe there's... a stranger mystery... to be solved... right now.

OP: ((☆))How many people... do you have... on your contact... list that are... online?

VD: [ o ] u-um i have only two actually you and another

VD: [ o ] b-but there are eleven others as well

OP: ((☆))...

OP: ((☆))I'm in the... same situation. This... probably isn't a... coincidence.

VD: [ o ] o-oh gods really?

VD: [ o ] i-i knew i had a bad feeling about this what could it possibly mean though?

OP: ((☆))I can't say.

OP: ((☆))But it probably... has some weird... significance wouldn't you... think?

VD: [ o ] i-i suppose and since it's the same number i'm going to guess that they're probably all the same

VD: [ o ] b-but who knows what it all means i just have the worst feeling about this my husktop has never done anything like this before i don't know any of these trolls

VD: [ o ] CLICK!

OP: ((☆))Mine hasn't either... also a thing... is loading?

OP: ((☆))Do you know... anything about an... sgrub?

VD: [ o ] o-oh no i have to do this again oh nooooo no no no i don't like this

VD: [ o ] CLICK! CLICK! t-this game is too stressful i hate it

OP: ((☆))It's a game... then?

VD: [ o ] g-game yes but it's really terrible i don't want to play again but i think this means i have to

OP: ((☆))It's a game... you're forced to... play then?

OP: ((☆))That's really weird.

OP: ((☆))How do you... play?

VD: [ o ] w-well it's a little complicated but i think the goal is to make some kind of statue and break it?

VD: [ o ] b-but the machines are a bit complicated and have incredibly odd names

OP: ((☆))That doesn't sound... too difficult.

OP: ((☆))I guess we're... playing together then?

VD: [ o ] y-yes but there is also a time limit which is where it gets incredibly stressful

OP: ((☆))I guess it... could kind of... be.

OP: ((☆))But I'm sure... if you pace... yourself and keep... calm, everything will... work out.

VD: [ o ] b-but there's no time to keep a pace! CLICK!

VD: [ o ] i-if you don't hurry something bad will happen!

OP: ((☆))Something bad? Like... what?

VD: [ o ] s-something incredibly fiery and painful looking!

VD: [ o ] l-like meteors killing you!

VD: [ o ] CLICK! CLICK!

OP: ((☆))Well there's already... meteors falling. It... would be bound... to happen anyway.

OP: ((☆))What happens if... you succeed in... time?

VD: [ o ] w-well i think if you beat it in time that's when the game starts for real you get transported to a really weird looking place i think

OP: ((☆))And that would... keep you safe... from the meteors... right?

VD: [ o ] a-as far as i could tell, there were no meteors there yes

VD: [ o ] h-has the game finished downloading yet? i-i'm incredibly anxious to get started

OP: ((☆))Well then, you... don't really lose... anything if something... bad happens. You... just get the... same fate as... everyone else.

OP: ((☆))But I think... it has? I... see a troll.

OP: ((☆))A ladytroll. She... looks concerned.

VD: [ o ] o-oh that's probably me then um here let me wave a little bit

OP: ((☆))Oh, yes I... see that.

OP: ((☆))Okay.

OP: ((☆))So, what happens... in this game?

OP: ((☆))Do I have... to do anything?

OP: ((☆))Please say no.

VD: [ o ] o-okay deep breath deep breath um yes but luckily i know what to do after last time

VD: [ o ] so um do you see a menu as well?

OP: ((☆))Oh, please calm...down... It won't be... so terrible, I'm... sure.

VD: [ o ] t-there are a few items there that you will be able to deploy in my hive but um if you can can you place them on my lawn ring there's no way they'll fit in here

OP: ((☆))Don't faint, uh...

OP: ((☆))But I can... do that.

OP: ((☆))I found the... menu. How do... I move?

VD: [ o ] i-i'll be fine! i-i have my paper bag so i won't faint no need to worry or anything

OP: ((☆))Well don't throw... up either...

OP: ((☆))But I think... I got this... okay.

OP: ((☆))What do you... need me to... put down? There's... quite a few... things here.

OP: ((☆))And it would... be too much... effort to read... all this...

VD: [ o ] u-um just drop them all then! i-i guess i don't exactly remember the names um they were very strange i mean if that's no trouble

OP: ((☆))All right...

OP: ((☆))Okay, I put... down that pointy... thing right beside... you, and then... a flat thing... and a tall... thing outside.

OP: ((☆))Will those do?

VD: [ o ] y-yes that will do just fine i think

VD: [ o ] o-oh gods i think it's stuck oh gods i'm too weak to open this the wheel is stuck what should i do oh gods

VD: [ o ] CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!

OP: ((☆))Shhh, don't click...

OP: ((☆))Here. Let me... see if I... can do anything...

VD: [ o ] CLICK! CLICK!

OP: ((☆))Oops.

OP: ((☆))That didn't hit... you did it?

OP: ((☆))Here, I'll put... it back over... there.

VD: [ o ] i-i suppose that um will work no no i'm fine i was just startled i'm sorry

OP: ((☆))Sorry.

OP: ((☆))But there. No... more flying flat... thingy.

OP: ((☆))Did it work?

VD: [ o ] t-that seemed to do the trick though it will open now thank you

OP: ((☆))You're welcome.

VD: [ o ] u-um i think i'm supposed to put something in this floating ball

OP: ((☆))So put something... in it?

VD: [ o ] b-but what should i put in here i mean what if it's important i mean if i pick the wrong thing who knows what will happen

VD: [ o ] CLICK!

VD: [ o ] u-um maybe you should just um find something in my hive and throw it in i'll spend too long thinking about this and um probably get myself killed

OP: ((☆))Isn't that a... little paranoid?

VD: [ o ] m-maybe so but i really don't know what these things do could you maybe just grab something from my hive i should really start on the next part i'm sorry

OP: ((☆))What kind of... thing?

OP: ((☆))I have even... less of an... idea than you... do.

VD: [ o ] a-anything if i have a say in it we'll be here all night well at least until this countdown finishes oh gods it just keeps going down

VD: [ o ] CLICK!

OP: ((☆))How much time... do you have?

VD: [ o ] g-gods it looks like i have ten minutes left

VD: [ o ] a-actually i'll save the light for last just leave it um

VD: [ o ] is there a card thingie in your menu? i-i think we're missing something important

OP: ((☆))A card thing?... let me check...

OP: ((☆))Oh, here it... is.

VD: [ o ] o-oh thank the gods i was almost worried it might not be there

OP: ((☆))I'll just drop... it in front... of you okay?

OP: ((☆))But why wouldn't... it?

VD: [ o ] t-thanks

VD: [ o ] w-who knows i just really don't know much about how this game works is all you know?

OP: ((☆))Well it is... pretty weird.

OP: ((☆))And installs itself... without warning.

OP: ((☆))So that's pretty... natural I'd think.

VD: [ o ] i-i suppose so

VD: [ o ] o-ok so i just put the card in here and then make the statue thing

VD: [ o ] a-and then i take this over here and it should make a thing

VD: [ o ] o-oh good i remembered right that's great

VD: [ o ] i-i still have five minutes gods i need to find something good to throw into this light

OP: ((☆))See? There you... go. Not so... bad if you... don't panic.

VD: [ o ] a-are you sure you don't have any ideas?

OP: ((☆))Well what is... the ball for?

OP: ((☆))That could help... you decide.

VD: [ o ]w-well you put something in it and it transforms i guess

VD: [ o ] i-into whatever you throw in?

OP: ((☆))Does it do... anything otherwise?

VD: [ o ] i-i'm really not sure exactly

OP: ((☆))Well, okay.

VD: [ o ] w-wait why is my lusus coming out here she was supposed to stay inside

OP: ((☆))Is that the... big bug thing?

OP: ((☆))...

VD: [ o ] y-yes that's her and she's coming this way and

VD: [ o ] CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK

OP: ((☆))...Ooooh, that didn't... look good.

VD: [ o ] g-gods she just flew right in oh my gods

OP: ((☆))Well I guess... insects do like... bright things...

OP: ((☆))But that's one... problem solved.

OP: ((☆))... I think.

VD: [ o ] y-yes that's true um

VD: [ o ] s-she definitely wasn't what i was thinking of putting in there but i suppose i can worry about the consequences later

OP: ((☆))Yeah. I never... thought I'd say... this but you... should probably move... on.

OP: ((☆))Less stress if... you don't have... to rush.

VD: [ o ] CLICK! a-almost two minutes i better hurry and break this thing yeah i'll move on

VD: [ o ] a-a smiley face that's weird this isn't what it made for the last person

VD: [ o ] o-oh well i'll think about it later here we go!

OP: ((☆))You're doing good... at least. Hopefully... whatever you do... with the red... thing is the... last thing.

OP: ((☆))Good luck.

OP: ((☆))...

VD: [ o ] o-oh my gods where am i now what is this place can you still see me Agriel what's happening

OP: ((☆))I'm still stuck... on that giant... face.

OP: ((☆))Did you just... break a face?

VD: [ o ] y-yes um i think that was what i was supposed to do

OP: ((☆))Weird.

VD: [ o ] b-but this place is so different than the last place i saw i don't understand

OP: ((☆))Oh wait, I... think I'm scrolled... out too far.

OP: ((☆))Now I see... you.

OP: ((☆))You're still in... one piece I... see. Good.

OP: ((☆))I don't know... where you are... either though.

OP: ((☆))But it's very... dark.

VD: [ o ] g-gods this is really unsettling it's really really dark but i can make out some silhouettes not too far away oh gods what is that

OP: ((☆))Just think of... it like nighttime.

OP: ((☆))Most of the... dangerous things only... come out in... daylight right?

OP: ((☆))So you'd be... safer in the... dark.

OP: ((☆))By that logic... anyway.

VD: [ o ] t-this is true i suppose this is better thann getting stuck in the light

VD: [ o ] CLICK! g-gods those things are huts does that mean there are things living here oh no

OP: ((☆))It could be.

OP: ((☆))Maybe they're friendly?

OP: ((☆))Or maybe you... could use whatever... lowblood powers you... have to blast... them away.

OP: ((☆))Or something.

VD: [ o ] b-being friendly isn't exactly the problem my lowblood powers are exactly the problem i'm worried about here

OP: ((☆))And why would... that be?

VD: [ o ] i-i'm an empath and i can feel a lot of negativity floating up from over there and i really don't like it i can feel a lot of it over there i really don't think i should go

OP: ((☆))Hm.

OP: ((☆))That would seem... like a total... waste of time... true.

OP: ((☆))Is there anyone... else online now... that you've gotten... in?

VD: [ o ] y-yes there's the person i helped before you talked to me maybe i should ask them about where they ended up and see if it's anywhere near here

OP: ((☆))That sounds like... an idea.

OP: ((☆))Maybe you can... discuss your stuff... together.

VD: [ o ] i-i'm sure you have to have someone help you in here too if the pattern continues as well and i don't want to waste your time or anything

OP: ((☆))I have all... the time in... the world. Even... if the world's ending... or whatever.

OP: ((☆))But that's a... good point.

OP: ((☆))I should talk... to that other... person.

OP: ((☆))Before they suddenly... start seeing me.

OP: ((☆))Good luck with... the dark place riziee.

VD: [ o ] y-yes um once you make it in though can you maybe let me know

OP: ((☆))Uh, yeah, sure.

VD: [ o ] i-i just want to make sure you don't get hurt or anything with how much you've helped me

OP: ((☆))Ufufu, thanks for... the concern.

OP: ((☆))I'll be okay... though.

OP: ((☆))Talk to you... later.

-- occultPrisoner [OP] gave up trolling volatileDemeanor [VD] at 22:39 --