Vellicora

22 and constantly exhausted | what the fuck does one do with their life in the age of AI | Fuck, and I can’t say that loud enough, AI Current brainrot : DC comics??? Specifically Batfam Ferrari hater (the team, we love the drivers <3)

[caprifiles]

[weeping-w1steria]

i aspire to be as happy as Alex Albon, the way he smiles even when williams is putting him through the trials of hell is really admirable.

[anemptyflask]

The thing is I'm just... I'm just sad for Max. I'm sad for that kid who grew up in an abusive home and found a family. I'm sad for the kid who was shut out by the grid so spent his time hanging out with the engineers. I'm sad for the kid who had the entire world booing him and hating on him but it was okay because Red Bull loved him. I'm sad for the boy who wanted to do this for another ten to fifteen years. I'm sad for the man who cried on the podium after Dietrich died. I'm just so sad for Max.

[max-whathappen]

"Formula 1 is a prestigious sport surrounded by glamour": mate the 2026 grid consists of;

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere

you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega

Tuna Fish Junior

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG

the after photo in those hair loss ads

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference

un perrito traumatizado

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate

an active track hazard

and they all have daddy issues

[haveyouseenmybwoah]

Y'ALL GOTTA READ THIS YO IM TAGGING PEOPLE KJHKFKJHDHFD THIS IS TOO FUNNY @cirrusskylarr @kimistopmoaningontheradio @taryikk @oscarpiastri2026 @sunken-bentley @theannoyingspeedster @alittlechaotics-blog @l1terallykat

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[pppuri]

number 3

[kosmogrl]

july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good july will be good

[vellicora]

Update: my July is not going good

[lealu]

f1 results are not going to affect my mood f1 results are not going to affect my mood f1 results are not going to affect my mood f1 results are not going to affect my mood f1 results are not going to affect my mood f1 results are not going to affect my mood f1 results are not going to affect my mood

[dearreader22]

update: they affected my mood

[ruizival]

There is still a race to win

🏎️🌿🌿🌿

[pucksandpower]

heavy is the head: the series

Oscar Piastri x Princess of Monaco!Reader

♔ heavy is the spotlight

♔ heavy is the chase

♔ heavy is the romance

♔ heavy is the longing

♔ heavy is the petting

[verstappenslibrary]

ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ

ᴍᴀx ᴠᴇʀsᴛᴀᴘᴘᴇɴ x ғᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

ᴍᴏɴᴀᴄᴏ. ᴄʟᴀss ᴛᴇɴsɪᴏɴ. ʀɪᴄʜ ᴍᴇɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ɪɴsᴜғғᴇʀᴀʙʟᴇ. ᴘᴀsᴛʀʏ ɢɪʀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀᴛᴛɪᴛᴜᴅᴇ.

ʏ/ɴ ɢʀᴇᴡ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴅᴏᴏʀs ᴏғ ʟᴜxᴜʀʏ. ᴍᴀx ɢʀᴇᴡ ᴜᴘ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ᴏᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ. ɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ʜᴇʀ.

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs: sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ, sʟᴏᴡ ʙᴜʀɴ, ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴏɴ, ᴊᴇᴀʟᴏᴜsʏ, ᴇxᴘᴇɴsɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇɴ, ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴅᴇᴄɪsɪᴏɴs.

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ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪsᴛ

ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 01 — ᴛʜᴇ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ ᴇɴᴛʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 02 — 5:07 ᴀ.ᴍ. ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 03 — ᴘᴇɴᴛʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴠɪᴇᴡs ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 04 — ᴏᴠᴇɴ ʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ 05 — ᴘᴀᴅᴅᴏᴄᴋ ɢᴀᴍᴇs

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[avelyia]

Masterlist "Momentum || Max Verstappen"

Max Verstappen x OC!fem!figureskater ~not much knowledge required, OC explains things to Max as he was never into figure skating, so you'll understand too <3

-> Description + Prologue -> Chapter I ''Another one'' -> Chapter II ''Mother not mom'' -> Chapter III ''What is Triple–A?'' -> Chapter IV ''Getting comfortable'' -> Chapter V ''Exploring'' -> Chapter VI ''Another step'' -> Chapter VII ''The plushie'' -> Chapter VIII ''Flirting?'' -> Chapter IX ''Pretext'' -> Chapter X ''Beginning''

~ -> General masterlist

[izbnart]

Batman animation 👍🌟

[pucksandpower]

RIP Max Verstappen (he’s not dead, but he sure wishes he was)

[pucksandpower]

What do you mean AO3 is down again?

[renndistanz]

i enjoy max-and-the-ducklings as a collective dynamic very much but i do also think it's fun how flavourful and deeply individual each relationship is. kimi obvs is a mirror of himself years ago that he tries to be particularly nice to about the stressful situation he is in (very young, big team, big expectations) and because kimi is a teenage italian hormonal carfucker who's additionally admired max for years (since at least 2018!) once kimi realized that max was chill with it this resulted in kimi attaching all his available limbs to max whenever he spots him. gabi is a much looser sillier dynamic, that's his bubbles his fun time boy his gamer buddy who probably objectively speaking of the rookies knows him best and who will ttempt to punch max in the balls in public for fun but also clearly deeply respects max's driving skill and expertise and will prioritise his tyre advice over basically anyone else's. ollie was basically writing fanfiction about max in discord servers and will very subtly come ask him nerd questions about gt3 but also is somewhat distracted from proper kimi style full max obsession by going around slapping gabi on the ass and other such occurences. isack clearly has a huge crush on lewis but also does admire max's driving skills and values his advice and has now ended up in the doubtfully-enviable position of sharing equal machinery with him and is not yet entirely sure what to do with it. also it put him in the vicinity of max and daniel as they did whatever the hell all that was at the ford launch where he was filmed beholding it with the approximate expression of a man in a bus at midnight after a twelve hour work shift watching the people in the seat in front of him snog. with tongue

[pucksandpower]

Me: trying desperately to write

My brain: both sports I love are shit shows fully of shitty people