I Want You Back Starters !
Taken from the 2022 Prime Video movie, I Want You Back! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit!
“Okay, what is this? Like, are you trying to be the cutest, sweetest, nicest partner in the world? Because you’re really winning.”
“Twenty-nine is the new sixteen.”
“Well, that was a really specific and hurtful thing to say. Not with me?”
“You’re very complacent, and that makes me complacent, and I wanted a big life.”
“I just don’t want you to break up with me. I love you.”
“You’re an adult… In a workplace. Get it together.”
“Pie isn’t actually that great. It’s very- There’s very limited options when it comes to pie.”
“Dying alone is not that bad. Like, why do you want someone to watch you die? That’s, like, actually embarrassing.”
“I don’t know. I feel like (Name)’s going through something right now, but any minutes, they’re gonna realize they made a terrible mistake, and then they’re gonna take me back.”
“What about this? It’s a good plan. Hear me out.”
“How about, whenever we’re feeling like we really have to call them, and we just can’t take it anymore, instead of calling our exes, let’s call each other.”
“Movies, like, twenty-five years old. I didn’t think that I could spoil it.”
“When you were little you used the word ‘lover’ in your thoughts?”
“I bet he’s a cool hang.”
“(Name) has a kid who’s old enough to have his own kid.”
“I mean, people like to be my friend, I’m extremely affable.”
“So really this is just like a meaningless rebound kind of a thing.”
“Oh, the education system in this country is a hot mess.”
“They seemed really into each other but in that kind of way like, “These people might also murder each other.”
“But, just to be clear, I am a safe person. Normally you shouldn’t get into a car with any, like, random adult especially if they tell you they’re safe.”
“Well, my dad’s dead, so he doesn’t really have much sex with anyone nowadays.”
“We’re all just pretending to know what we’re doing, and we’re hoping that we don’t screw it up too badly, and then we’re feeling really shitty about ourselves when we do.”
“Oh, uh, not really. I just wasn’t expecting it so it’s a big adjustment, I guess.”
“And this dress is definitely going to make (Name) realize that he wants to take me out after for some drinks and some smooches.”
“I was going for charming, but I’ll take unusual.”
“That is so sweet and so weird.”
“Yeah? I mean, I do believe you said I’m the kind of person you can fall in love with slowly after several years.”
“Anyone can be a one-night bae. But the slow burn who gets under your skin, that’s way more rare. That’s your airplane safety mask person.”
“Is this one of those moments of being a grown-up where you realize you don’t know what you’re doing with your life?”
“I was going to say it was a very powerful interpretation.”
“I find you both to be… Incredibly attractive. And, um, I’m wondering, uh, how you would feel about me sometime, maybe, joining you in your bed.”
“It wouldn’t have worked out anyway, you know? We, uh- We had different love languages.”
“If I’m being perfectly honest, I can smell the moon right now which I didn’t know was a thing.”
“Yeah, well, they were in high school, so that was probably for the best.”
“I had roommates in college. I didn’t purpose to those dudes, you know what I mean?”
“Well, actually, I wanted to tell you because you’re the person I’ve been telling things to for the last six years, and I just miss it, you know? I miss it so much my body hurts, (Name).”
“Well, books are for dorks.”
“You know, it made me feel you that you believe in me. I just wanted you to know that I believe in you, too.”
“So, uh, what kind of sex stuff is (Name) into for when I have sex with them this weekend?”
“I don’t know what ‘platonic’ means, but you’re my partner now.”
“Like I said, I’ve had a lot of threesomes.”
“What am I doing? This is a crime. What have I become? This is a very nice house.”
“(Name), I think it’s time. I think it’s time for us all to have sex together.”
“No, no, but you mentioned that they’re like the human equivalent of toast.”
“You ever feel like your getting left behind?”
“Yeah, constantly. That’s, like, one of my main feelings.”
“Sometimes seeing someone you loved embrace new love can be healing.”
“I don’t know if that’s the most annoying thing I’ve ever heard or if it makes total sense. Maybe a bit of both.”
“Oh. So you’re insane. Great.”
“And maybe I’m your slow burn, but your not mine.”
“You know, even though we’re really mad at each other right now, I don’t regret spending all those years together. Not even a little.”
“We built a home together. All of our grandparents and two sickly cats died while we were together, and I think we really loved each other a lot. That makes me feel really lucky.”
“I am so sorry for everything. I need you to know I was in a really bad place, and I’m saying that’s an excuse. It’s not, but… I’m sorry. Uh… and that’s all.”
