Knights of Guinevere Starters !
Taken from the 2025 webseries pilot by Glitch Productions, Knights of Guinevere! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! May contain light spoilers for the pilot.
“They spent their days playing games, pretending they weren’t scared. But they were in dire need of rescue.”
“Are you hurt? Don’t worry. I can make you better.”
“(Name), your future can be as bright and beautiful as all this. Embrace it.”
“It’s okay, (Name). They’ll bring them back. And when they do… I’ll fix them again.”
“Ugh! I went to school with you! You know me!”
“We are all victims of (Name). But everyone’s so busy picking apart each other, they don’t see the corporate hand at the wheel.”
“(Name), when did you buy these?! Emphasis on ‘buy.’”
“What’s, uh, going on there? Some more bullshit from work?”
“Oh, shit! It’s morning already?! Shit, shit, shit, shit.”
“I don’t need to see ya to know you stopped working.”
“What do you expect me to do? Share a cigar with it?”
“My poor, dear (Name). They’ll bring must be so confused and lost.”
“Bring them back, won’t you? Bring them back… Bring them back! Bring them back!”
“Hey, asshole! I’m just trying to get by, like anyone else.”
“All monarchs are usurpers and descendants of usurpers.”
“Do it, (Name)! Bite the hand that feeds!”
“They seemed sad when we locked them in there. Couldn’t move or speak.”
“You have to tell me if (Name) is doing something illegal. You have to tell me if they hurt someone.”
“Are you saying you’re willing to risk jail time to be a corporate cronie like me?”
“Taking my prize hog for a night stroll?”
“What is this, (Name)? Mutiny? Am I not doing right by you?”
“Give it a sniff, (Name)! Might chill out your rowdy ass.”
“I love you for that hard headed spirit, kiddo. I do, but…”
“God, you’re always so dramatic in front of the boys.”
“Stop biting me! Fight back proper!”
“This is a stupid love, (Name).”
“Yeah! And you hit like an old man, old man!”
“I get why (Name)’s doing this. But you? What’s in this for you?”
“Because I want money. Because I got… Fired, that’s the truth.”
“No. I would have known about something like that. Eh… I think.”
“Get up! Or you’re all going to die!”
“I see. Well, you’ve been such a good friend to me. Allow me to sort this out for you.”
“No, no! They helped us! We have to help them!”
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