Randy Orton

Randy Orton. Call me what you want Apex Predator, Viper, even Legend Killer. 42. Tennessee born, Missouri destined and settled. Proud father to Alanna and Brooklyn. Youngest Heavyweight Champion, 2 time Royal Rumble Winner, 14 time World Champion. Prone to be moody, can be slightly synical at times, sarcasm runs deep, massively misunderstood by most. (closed rp account for controlhq)

[venomandvoices]

Is it bad that a week before Christmas and I'm still don't have everything together?

[montezfrd]

I don’t either. Still have about half my shopping left to do too.

[venomandvoices]

I have all my shopping to do. LOL

[venomandvoices]

Is it bad that a week before Christmas and I'm still don't have everything together?

[sethrclns]

You and me both. I still have gifts to buy and I know it’s going to be a nightmare this last week to go shopping.

[venomandvoices]

It's going to a lot of chaos, but I think I can handle it. Maybe. Best of luck you!

[venomandvoices]

Is it bad that a week before Christmas and I'm still don't have everything together?

[varsitygoth-deactivated20230106]

It's definitely not bad at all, just be prepared for the Christmas rush in stores if you still need to get gifts together and all. Atleast tell me you have the tree up? 😅

[venomandvoices]

Decorations have been up since Thanksgiving. Family tradition. I'm just a bit behind on the rest of it. LOL

[venomandvoices]

Is it bad that a week before Christmas and I'm still don't have everything together?

[venomandvoices]

The things that I've apparently forgotten since becoming an adult. According to 6 year old Brooklyn this includes how to properly construct a blanket fort.

[stormzerotoni]

This sounds adorable. I hope you’re doing okay.

[venomandvoices]

Doing good. How are you doing?

[nightmcrerhodes]

Been stuck in LA for a few days filming things for Wrestlemania and I’ve been stuck with Miz the whole time. Someone send a rescue team to get me out of here before I lose my whole mind.

[venomandvoices]

Do I need to come by for an emergency evacuation? I mean I’d need one too if I was stuck with Miz for that long. LOL

[nightmcrerhodes]

Next time I’m stuck with him, I’m calling you. I feel like I lost so many brain cells being stuck with him for a few days.

[venomandvoices]

Call me any time. I'd say try working with him every week, but you did for a bit. There's a reason I stay in my locker room.

[venomandvoices]

The things that I've apparently forgotten since becoming an adult. According to 6 year old Brooklyn this includes how to properly construct a blanket fort.

[beckswiththegingerhair]

i.e. the cool aunt 😂

[venomandvoices]

Ha Ha...

[venomandvoices]

The things that I've apparently forgotten since becoming an adult. According to 6 year old Brooklyn this includes how to properly construct a blanket fort.

[beckswiththegingerhair]

She calls me! I’m the cool aunt!

[venomandvoices]

More like the aunt who never tells her no and goes along with her schemes to be a menace.

[venomandvoices]

The things that I've apparently forgotten since becoming an adult. According to 6 year old Brooklyn this includes how to properly construct a blanket fort.

[beckswiththegingerhair]

Never! 🙃

[venomandvoices]

Then why are you on her frequent caller list?

[venomandvoices]

The things that I've apparently forgotten since becoming an adult. According to 6 year old Brooklyn this includes how to properly construct a blanket fort.

[phencmenals]

Dang dude, you probably offended her with your lack of knowledge.

[venomandvoices]

I probably did, honestly. LOL

[venomandvoices]

The things that I've apparently forgotten since becoming an adult. According to 6 year old Brooklyn this includes how to properly construct a blanket fort.

[beckswiththegingerhair]

Now would I do that?

[venomandvoices]

You would. LOL

[venomandvoices]

The things that I've apparently forgotten since becoming an adult. According to 6 year old Brooklyn this includes how to properly construct a blanket fort.

[alliebunnyx]

heres what you do, let them build it, and you test it, meaning you stay in there for hours. it’s the best solution

[venomandvoices]

See that's where the problem starts. She wanted me to build it apparently. Then proceeded to tell me how I was doing it wrong. LOL

[venomandvoices]

The things that I've apparently forgotten since becoming an adult. According to 6 year old Brooklyn this includes how to properly construct a blanket fort.

[beckswiththegingerhair]

She probably recovered it and hid it by now.

[venomandvoices]

You've been talking to her haven't you?

[venomandvoices]

The things that I've apparently forgotten since becoming an adult. According to 6 year old Brooklyn this includes how to properly construct a blanket fort.

[beckswiththegingerhair]

Yep! She can if you didn’t go to the recently deleted folder and do a permanent delete.

[venomandvoices]

Oh? Thanks for the tip!

Goes to look for Alanna's phone

[venomandvoices]

The things that I've apparently forgotten since becoming an adult. According to 6 year old Brooklyn this includes how to properly construct a blanket fort.

[beckswiththegingerhair]

You know she can recover it, right?

[venomandvoices]

No... no no no!!

[beckswiththegingerhair]

When it’s time to travel and you have a cranky toddler. Come on Roux, Ma is cranky too.

[venomandvoices]

This is something I'm not looking forward to when I get back. Neither of mine are toddlers but Brooklyn is as bad as me at being a morning person. LOL

[nightmcrerhodes]

Been stuck in LA for a few days filming things for Wrestlemania and I’ve been stuck with Miz the whole time. Someone send a rescue team to get me out of here before I lose my whole mind.

[venomandvoices]

Do I need to come by for an emergency evacuation? I mean I'd need one too if I was stuck with Miz for that long. LOL