[ventilatordrone]

this blog used to be for me to cry about wanting to kill myself but now i guess its about buffy the vampire slayer. and wanting to kill myself

[ventilatordrone]

ik thats not what the post is saying LOL i just think its funny that every tumblr post is about ethical vampires for some reason

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

[moral-autism]

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

[aksemmi]

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

[yaldabaothadeez]

"For miles around the foul creature's lair is nothing but barren wastes"

"because of The Curse?"

"Because of the deer and rabbits, fucking thing ate all the wolves"

[ventilatordrone]

i want the scoobies to meet lorne

[ventilatordrone]

realizing everythinf on ats and buffy is connected this season #thank god theres at least that

[ventilatordrone]

this season is so fucking bad dude LMFAO but at least theres faith and at least lorne is here

[ventilatordrone]

what is going ON

[ventilatordrone]

cordelia demonically pregant for like the fifth time oml

[ventilatordrone]

she is so amazing and perfect

[ventilatordrone]

FAAAIIIIITH !!!! FAITH FAITH FAITH

[ventilatordrone]

im so glad faith is here but ats i reallh losing the plot here

[ventilatordrone]

shes so hot dude its insane

[ventilatordrone]

i need pics of faith s4 episode 13 of ats PLEASE

[ventilatordrone]

FAITH

[ventilatordrone]

my fav spike era is right after he gets his lick back after his breakup w dru and right before he gets his brain chip. idgaf if its like 2 episodes. if I WAS THERE we would have got that chip out his skull and he'd be killing and eating people for my entertainment

[sophsun1]

#me too bestie

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL