💀 Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines Starters 💀
“Every time I yank a jawbone from a skull and ram it into an eye socket, I know I’m building a better future.”
“Where’s the fun without complications?”
“The moon is a mysterious mistress, who walks the night with demons of dread.”
“A cross? Pfft… Stick it up their asses!”
“You’re a big bad vampire. Hey, great, congrats. Now keep it to yourself.”
“Scoop out their eyes and replace them with cherry bombs?”
“Death’s shadow will fall on you if you look deeper into its eyes.”
“Spaghetti and corpses, boss.”
“I’m only as long as my libido.”
“Weapons never solved any problems. I’ll take twelve.”
“No, no more questions! Everytime I talk to you I just wanna smack you! It’s like talking to a brick wall you wanna take down with a sledge hammer!”
“You look familiar. Were you ever on a milk carton?”
“I’m the finger down your spine when all the lights are out. I’m the name on all the men’s room walls. When I pout, the whole world tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, who… is… that?”
“Police don’t have any suspects at this time, but they’re pretty sure that it was you.”
“What all suede kittens do… on hands and knees, you lap up the milk of me… and we purr, kitten, like dragonflies buzzing around frog bellies.”
“Call me old fashioned, but I don’t believe in talking about that stuff in front of a woman.” “Call me old fashioned, but I believe a knee to the balls tends to make a guy talk.”
“I’m a mighty thesaurus! Rawr!”
“Real terror is not the sight of death, it is the fear of death. What is the fear of death? Terror of the unknown. Is it these eyes you peer into? No, I am not the unknown. You an I are closer kin than you and it were.”
“What a scene, man! Hoo-wee! Then they just plop ya out here like a naked baby in the woods!”
“I will invade this orifice.”
“Each minor problem like a grain of sand, each night I inherit the desert.”
“True power lies not in wealth but in the things it affords you.”
“I suddenly have the desire to walk down that dark and foreboding alley over there! …Care to join me?”
“Come here, I wanna whisper something in your ear - FUCK OFF!”
“Oh man, we’re poppin’ a cherry here! Ha ha ha! Ah, you’re gonna love this! Alright, check it out. Blood: it’s your new rack o’ lamb, your new champagne - blood’s your new fuckin’ heroin, kid.”
“Keep your friends close and your enemies in a barbecue pit.”
“Those of you sitting in the first few rows will get wet.”
“Put your ear to it - I’ll shake it and you tell me what you think’s inside.”
“Close your mouth, chew on the resentment, and open your ears.”
“Are you undressing me with your eyes? Got a picture in your head? Good, that’s as close as you’re ever gonna come to seeing me naked.”
“Goddamn, why the hell does everyone tell me all this useless shit.”
“You’ve just made a powerful enemy, sign!”
“You made me feel that the world was not nearly as dark and desperate.”
“Normally I would ask you things like do you blow bubbles, and what’s your favorite color, but I’ve learned since then that it’s rude, so hi, how are you?“
“Do you rage against the machine?”
“Give you a massive chest wound? My pleasure!”
“Wow… bet you’re glad that thing didn’t have tentacles, huh?”
“And no killing.” “What, none?” “None.”
“All are blind whose eyes are closed.”
“And you worked all that out by sniffing around?” “Actually, there were two hunters on the roof of the building opposite the hotel who were positively delighted to tell me everything they knew– provided I stop dangling them headfirst over the side.”
“Ah yes, holy vampire hunters. ‘STAKIN’ FER JESUS!’”
“I’m hungry, let’s order a pizza.” “Order a pizza, ORDER A PIZZA? Where they gonna deliver it, numbnuts? Thirteen abandoned warehouse full of kill on sight hot heads way?”
“Even if my pants were on fire, I would NOT take them off in front of you.”
“You’re just telling me what I want to hear. Don’t stop.”
“It’s not that I don’t love walking into the heart of danger to curry favor with the local magistrate of the hour, but… actually, that’s exactly it.”
I can tell you and I are going to get along just like fire hoses. When we get turned on, there’s bound to be flames!
“’TNT’ and ‘key’ have the same amount of letters.”
“I’m bleedin’ all over the carpet, and I can’t even understand what the hell you’re saying.”
“Hey, these pages are all stuck together!” “Oh, um, I don’t know how that happened…”
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