What your Bloodborne Baes say about you
Do you ship your hunter with an NPC? Here's your vibe check.
Plain Doll: "I've only had the doll for one night, but if anything happened to her I'd kill everyone in the Hunter's Dream and then myself."
Micolash: you are a cringe person with terrible taste and you own it unapologetically
Gehrman: same as above but people give you a hard time for it
Father Gascoigne: oh boy, pick your poison. Daddy kink, priest kink, werewolf kink or just plain domestic fluff, he's got it all baby.
Alfred: your hunter is a moronsexual
Arianna: your hunter is gay
Lady Maria: your hunter is gay and also a bottom
Yurie: your hunter is gay and also evil
Impostor Iosefka: your hunter is gay for mad scientists
Djura: your hunter likes it when a guy has lots of dogs
Eileen: your hoonter believes in hot grandma supremacy.
The Bloody Crow: "gee I sure hope no vampires invite me in while I'm lost in the snow in front of this gothic castle"
Vicar Amelia: you definitely have a werewolf kink
Ludwig: you saw battle-worn tired Aragorn break through those huge oak doors in Lord of the Rings as a kid and wasn't the same ever since
Gilbert: you are really into hurt/comfort
Laurence: "he was just misguided I swear"
Chapel Dweller: it's the heart that counts
Valtr: hehe whirligig saw go brrrrrrr
Brador: you like it when men are covered in blood
Simon: you like men who are hot in a rat kind of way
Queen Yharnam: you like milfs
Queen Annalise: you like milfs and you're a simp
Patches: you like funny evil cartoon men, furry edition
Yamamura: your hunter is a weeaboo
HONORABLE MENTION: all the monsterfuckers out there in love with the Great Ones and uuuhh *checks notes* Brick Trolls.
I selected a few of the most memorable ones, but this fandom is a bit like pokemon. It's got a billion characters to choose from, and even the most obscure ones might be someone's favorite, so feel free to add more.
tangentwithtanner
yousharknotpass
titsay
germansingergirl
blakekathryn
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