my dad just texted me and asked if any of my friends needed a place to eat on thanksgiving and i just..... i love my dad
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my dad just texted me and asked if any of my friends needed a place to eat on thanksgiving and i just..... i love my dad
shortcircuitingsmile:
[✮~~] “Well, I probably could.” He agreed with Pidge’s statement, since he could see how smart both the Yellow and Green Paladin’s were, easily demostrated in Hunk being able to build a tracker in order to find the Blue Lion so long ago back on Earth.
“I just felt a little more comfortable asking you for something like this.”
“Really?” Pidge asks, tilting their head.
“Why’s that? Because of my family?”
percautus:
➡ text to: pidgey ↪ what????
➡ text to: pidgey ↪ and you didn’t show me???
➡ text to: pidgey ↪ you wound me, pidge
➡ text to: pidgey ↪ that cuts real deep
[text: hunka hunka burning love] fine
[text: hunka hunka burning love] next time i see a good dog
[text: hunka hunka burning love] ill send u a pic
knifetastic:
Mailys gave the other a small nod as they stabbed a piece of their meat with their knife before bringing it to their mask. She lightly hit a button on the side of her mask to open the lower part of her mask so she could eat without a problem.
Pidge ate slowly, watching the other. After a few moments of silence between them, they spoke again.
“So, Ombre, what do you do besides help shipwrecked strangers?”
redlionstar:
“Yeah, he’s not really the issue here Pidge.” Keith waves a hand almost dismissively in their direction.
“I mean, he is because he’s caused so much destruction across the universe and also there’s, well…” Keith gestures to the screen.
“All of that going on. But that - it’s not what I’m trying to show you.” As Pidge watches the scene and points, Keith bumps their shoulder lightly. Finally.
“Bingo, you got it.”
They look at Keith before looking back at the screen.
“What was that?”
flareforged:
“Definitely. Wouldn’t be me if I didn’t bet on it,” Keith states before grabbing
Pidge’s hand. The bet was unnamed, but Keith was too bullheaded on the
matter to back down now.
“You’re on.”
Pidge knows Keith too well to now he would never turn down a bet, and no one else on the ship would dare challenge them to a game.
me: I'll reply to that ask in 5 minutes
me, 5 minutes later: I'll reply tomorrow
me, a week later: oh shit
"No. Burn it down."
shit said in discord at 1am // { accepting } // @redlionstar
“Unfortunately, not all of your problems can be solved with arson, Keith.”
having the house to myself is so nice....
“ --please just calm down, Pidge. ”
five word sentence starters // { accepting } // @yellcwpaladin
“Calm down? You expect me to calm down at a time like this?”
“ my mind is made up. ”
five word sentence starters // { accepting } // @paladinleadcr
“But Shirooooooo! That’s not fair!”
five-word sentences.
grimartyr:
blueneighbcrhood.
“ please just let me forget. ”
“ c'mon try to guess what. ”
“ just leave me alone already. ”
“ no, i’m not going to. ”
“ you can’t change my mind. ”
“ my mind is made up. ”
“ i’m not gonna let you. ”
“ don’t do that to me. ”
“ think about what you’re doing. ”
“ why aren’t you listening now? ”
“ i want to sleep forever. ”
“ you need to leave now. ”
“ i’ll always have your back. ”
“ now there’s no going back. ”
“ the view really is spectacular. ”
“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”
“ why can’t you trust me? ”
“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”
“ i don’t love you anymore. ”
“ i am a great person. ”
“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”
“ exactly, why are you awake? ”
“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”
“ how is that not hilarious? ”
“ please just calm down now. ”
“ i was already calm, asshole. ”
“ i can see your underwear. ”
“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”
“ please stop losing your temper. ”
“ you can cry if needed. ”
“ you have to run away. ”
“ i just wanna be yours. ”
“ ashes, we all fall down. ”
“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”
shitpostgenerator sentence starters
❝ please don’t feel the buttplug. ❞
❝ why are you screaming at pasta? ❞
❝ you can’t trust angry taxes. ❞
❝ where are the friends? ❞
❝ avoid father. ❞
❝ i fucked capitalism. ❞
❝ *punches your cops while i save me from kinkshaming evil cash* ❞
❝ buddy i aam afraid. ❞
❝ fucked up. ❞
❝ but can your wicked sick republican mail your friends my communist gender? ❞
❝ i can’t believe a sjw fucked the moon ❞
❝ judge the nut. ❞
❝ warning: controversial horses. ❞
❝ what is the ass man? ❞
❝ i need to know if i can suck your mozzarella stick. ❞
❝ destroy the moon. ❞
❝ you are rude and libertarian and can’t have your drugs dissapointed. ❞
❝ here we kinkshame worthless dead kinkshaming. ❞
❝ i will not suck a certain snowman. ❞
❝ i have become a fool. ❞
❝ my moms. ❞
❝ fuck you, tiffany. ❞
❝ do aliens eat ass? ❞
❝ i am the first werewolf to feel regrets. ❞
❝ can communists find me? ❞
❝ who put a fish on my kinky train? ❞
❝ who put shitty pizza on my miserable corpse? ❞
❝ why are tragedies so heterosexual? ❞
❝ can raccoons feel me? ❞
❝ bros. ❞
❝ here we bully the capitalist government. ❞
❝ i don’t want to suffer anymore. ❞
❝ suddenly children. ❞
❝ go on a date with bees. ❞
❝ half disappointment, half snowman. ❞
❝ how to prevent a husband. ❞
❝ please stop disappointing bees. ❞
❝ large dick ruined by blender. ❞
❝ fuck dudes who lie about bread. ❞
❝ i was aroused by my hat. ❞
❝ this fruit wants to be known as ‘the lord of weed’. ❞
❝ location: forest. ❞
❝ can i doxx a bear? ❞
❝ it’s okay to confess your feelings for garbage. ❞
❝ block jesus. ❞
❝ way too many spiders. ❞
❝ look at this incredibly naked man. ❞
❝ are we all a titty? ❞
❝ i will vore my way out of hell to fuck up the sentient god of cops. ❞
❝ burn in hell. ❞
❝ you need to not date trash. ❞
❝ my goal is to straight up suffer. ❞
❝ cock space. ❞
who needs coffee WITH LEGS LIKE THESE
shit said in discord at 1am // { accepting } // @lanzazul
“Those things have literally nothing to do with each other.”
“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”
hurt meme // { accepting } // @blackether
Pidge winces, keeping the cloth on their leg, pressing it into the gash. Their jaw tenses as they just barely bite back a curse.
“Are we almost back to the ship?”
New Sam Holt blog, now open and ready to roleplay! Count this post as a temporary promo until I make a good one.
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