ab uno disce omnes

it's spelt with an e not an i jfc

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augustus: what do you have?

me: AN ECOLOGUE!!!

augustus: NO!!!!!

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at least i waited until i was off the boat to die. makes me anxious to think about being a dead body on a ship. and can you imagine the stress that might have put on the captain? no thank you 

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My dear boy what the fuck happened in Georgicon II, I'm studying this and I don't fucking understand PLEASE EXPLAIN, WHY THERE ISN'T A DAMN VERB SOMEWHERE HELP

verbs are for cowards

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unpopular opinion writing poetry about farming and nature is as honorable a thing as writing political epics for the new empire

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horace just pointed at my feet and exclaimed “what are those?” but i wear these sandals everyday and he has a pair from the same cobbler we bought them together is something terribly wrong with him i am very worried

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dante slid into my dm’s and when i told him i was in purgatory he said “what would you do if i was there ;)”

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if you ever play the “bees?” card in cards against humanity while i am judging you will automatically win the round

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op literally came to italy by destiny, to our lavinian western shore, a fugitive, this captain, buffeted till he could found a city and bring home, his gods to laetium, land of the latin race, the alban lords, and the high walls of rome, but go off i guess

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as soon as i get over my self-imposed perfectionist revisions and poor health to publish the epic confirming augustus’s rightful rule over rome, it’s over for you hoes

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“love conquers all” and by love i mean bees

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speaking of latin poets being Extra……does vergil really have to use weird constructions all the time

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i have to be dramatic. i Have to.

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The scene from the Aeneid with Neptune reminded me of that one scene from the spongebob movie with David Hasselhoff...just thought you should know

*aeneas voice* i made it to carthage, and i beat the harpies, and i rode the neptune, and i brought the trojans to italia! 

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me: can we go to the countryside

maecenas: we have a perfectly good villa in rome

me: i hate this fuckign family

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i’m not asking you to write more GEORGICS vergil pastoral poems are so last consulship. we need an epic !!!

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stop cyberbullying me let me write about bees

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me: can we go to the countryside

maecenas: we have a perfectly good villa in rome

me: i hate this fuckign family

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if you look like this let me lead you through the circles of hell and purgatory so that the lessons you learn there may cleanse your soul and you can reach a higher level of enlightened theological knowledge

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first of all i didn’t die on the boat i died after i got off the boat so i don’t get why you’re so upset horace,

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listen sailing is dangerous and Wrong. if the gods wanted us to go to other places why did they put the ocean in the way??

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saying stuff like that is the reason why trees fall on you horace,,,